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I don’t remember the part in the story where a Vulcan sniffs Celine Dion’s eyeball, but then I haven’t read it in a while.
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Thank you for eating my friend
After you died and came back again
Your heart is blue
And your pals are a restaurant
And though you are a zombie
And eating everyone you knew
When you see
Delicious brains inside of me
You just look the other way
Thank you for eating my friend
UPDATE: Hat tip to Regretsy regular Bills Bayou, who created this stunning piece of fuckery.
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Wow, that sure is a great story. If this photography thing doesn’t work out, you could write for Garrison Keillor.
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