This post first appeared on Regretsy in July of 2011
She rules Vacantlot in the shadows of the high voltage towers. She puts sticks on her head and draws on her face, and people try not to stare as they walk past to get a Slurpee at the 7-11.
This post first appeared on Regretsy in February, 2010.
It doesn’t like soup. It’s not a person. It’s not even a bracelet. it’s a pipe clamp your husband had lying around, and you glued a bunch of shit on it.
Is this what you do while he’s out snaking drains? For God’s sake, get off of Etsy and make some dinner.
