i no
this is 4 charity
and i no
that is good
but
i also no
this is shit

Hear is n idea
y not
just give the money to them
B cause you are a millionaire
instead of asking us
2 pay $300
4 a turd

“Well, we had a meeting about this and needless to say the board was concerned about how our stockholders may react. Eventually we put to it a vote, and while some were concerned about the accessabilty of spider jokes, I cast the deciding vote by proxy, allowing the artist to create the box in question. I think the long term benefits will outweigh any initial negative perceptions in the marketplace.”

- Submitted by Spencer

This neat little hat is such fun! It makes me think of warm nights on the Rhine, being forced at gunpoint to watch the skies for allied aircraft. Oh, it makes me giggle like a jungfrau just thinking about it!

CONVO ME FOR ARMBAND