Magic Spinner Production Schedule

WEEK ONE:

MONDAY: Find CD
TUESDAY: Play CD; decide if want to keep
WEDNESDAY: Find new CD
THURSDAY: Organize mirrors
FRIDAY: Organize beads
SATURDAY: Organize other objects
SUNDAY: 6:30 showing of “Did You Hear About the Morgans”

WEEK TWO:

MONDAY: Brainstorm
TUESDAY: Find fishing line and scissors
WEDNESDAY: Attach mirrors
THURSDAY: Attach beads
FRIDAY: Attach other objects
SATURDAY: Post office
SUNDAY: BREATHE

She sits under winter skies at the kitchen table, wordlessly pressing polymer clay onto cheap ornaments from Wal Mart. In the dying hours of the day, when shadows lengthen and Dr. Phil is over, greens turn blue, greys turn silver, and the fuzz on Oprah’s face seems to glow.

Then it’s time to feed the cat and open the mail. For all I know, she sits on the toilet and looks at the Pottery Barn catalog.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1905, gray sky shrouded the anxious northern ocean. In cold wind, she was standing on the cliff, waiting for him. No one ever found her until 2000 when a young girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: “She is a mystery, with exotic gracefulness” and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror and kill you. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS IS TRUE
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In 1905, a young girl named Jenn was standing on the cliff in a cold wind, sky shrouded the anxious northern ocean, when an insane man killed her with obsessive fragrant and puzzling passion and then hanging her in his closet. Now that you have read this message, she will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet with exotic gracefulness. Repost 3 times to be saved
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PLEASE DON’T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by a mystery, with exotic gracefulness, obsessive fragrant and puzzling passion underneath the quiet appearance. However, if you don’t post this comment to at least 3 videos, the gray sky will shroud the anxious northern ocean within 2 days. Copy and paste this to be saved
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this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and a mystery with exotic gracefulness and obsessive fragrant will appear on a cliff!!! its soo weird

All right, so maybe Lady Chatterley didn’t walk around in kooky leg warmers with an old slip wedged up her ass. But you try being completely and implicitly inspired by a book you’ve never read.