Posted February 23, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Annoying Descriptions, Jewelry

It doesn’t like soup, it’s not a person. It’s not even a bracelet. it’s some plumbing part your husband had lying around, and you glued a bunch of shit on it. Is this what you do while he’s out snaking drains? For God’s sake, get off of Etsy and make some dinner.

Posted February 22, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Annoying Descriptions

This explains everything.

Posted February 19, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Annoying Descriptions, Decor

Dungeons and Dragons dreamcatcher. Die not included. If you wish to supply your own die, please add $5. The dreamcatcher is included in the price, but the string is listed separately. But you do get the hoop. Which is extra. Shipping doubles if order is canceled. This piece is not for sale.

Posted February 17, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Annoying Descriptions, Holistic Horseshit

Posted February 5, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Annoying Descriptions, Bullshit, Fairies

Posted February 5, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Annoying Descriptions, Clothing

ALSO AVAILABLE IN HUMOR HILARIOUS FUNNY PARODY HUMOROUS HILARITY:

 Page 1 of 5  1  2  3  4  5 »