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Hare-Brained
Filed in Age Inappropriate, Dead Things
“And the moral of the story is, sleeping rabbits get decapitated, but the slow and steady tortoise gets his shell ripped off and smashed into a thousand pieces. Night-night!”
Filed in Accessories, Age Inappropriate
The only way this could be hotter is if we could see up both nostrils.
Filed in Age Inappropriate, Annoying Descriptions, Clothing
- Submitted by Elizabeth
“What do you think about my panties?”
“Oh shit that’s right, I forgot to tell you, I have AIDS!”
“Wow, spoiler alert! LOL!”
“OMG, it totally slipped my mind!”
“I’m glad I wore these and not the ones with Spongebob!”
“I know, right? HA HA!”
“Thanks for telling me.”
“No prob.”
“So do you want to just shoot up then?”
Filed in Accessories, Age Inappropriate
You really want to be environmentally friendly? Try crapping in a toilet like a grown-up, instead of filling up the landfill with your giant pampers, you big pussy.
Filed in Accessories, Age Inappropriate, Annoying Descriptions
Jesus Christ, what is the fascination with candy? It’s not like a unicorn, you can pretty much go to the fucking liquor store and get a Kit Kat.
Filed in Age Inappropriate, Clothing
- Submitted by Arielle Faye
Oh what’s the word I’m looking for . . . It’s french, I believe . . . Oh yes! UNCOMFORTABLE
