Posted January 28, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Age Inappropriate, Annoying Descriptions, Clothing

- Submitted by Elizabeth

“What do you think about my panties?”

“Oh shit that’s right, I forgot to tell you, I have AIDS!”

“Wow, spoiler alert! LOL!”

“OMG, it totally slipped my mind!”

“I’m glad I wore these and not the ones with Spongebob!”

“I know, right? HA HA!”

“Thanks for telling me.”

“No prob.”

“So do you want to just shoot up then?”

Posted January 16, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Accessories, Age Inappropriate

You really want to be environmentally friendly? Try crapping in a toilet like a grown-up, instead of filling up the landfill with your giant pampers, you big pussy.

Posted January 14, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Accessories, Age Inappropriate, Annoying Descriptions

Jesus Christ, what is the fascination with candy? It’s not like a unicorn, you can pretty much go to the fucking liquor store and get a Kit Kat.

Posted November 9, 2009 by Helen Killer Filed in Age Inappropriate, Clothing

- Submitted by Arielle Faye

Oh what’s the word I’m looking for . . . It’s french, I believe . . . Oh yes! UNCOMFORTABLE