This post first appeared on Regretsy on October 1, 2010

This post first appeared on Regretsy on September 17, 2010

This post first appeared on Regretsy on September 2, 2010

If I wanted a hand on my head, I’d still be with my ex-boyfriend.

UPDATE 1: The seller would like you to know that you aren’t fit to buy her crappy hats. Sucks to be you!

UPDATE 2: Fortunately, she neglected to say you couldn’t have this hat if you write Regretsy. Thank God for loopholes, amirite? So many thanks to the loyal fan who sent this to my post office box.

IT’S STUPIDER IN PERSON

SHE ATE PIZZA BEFORE IT WAS COOL