- More women with stupid shit on their heads here and here

It’s not a charger, it’s a charger holder. So that’s useful. Now all you need is a stand to hold the charger holder, and then you’ll just need a charger.

Sometimes, when I’m feeling kind of down, I like to put fake glasees on my tits and make meatloaf. If that doesn’t work, I stick a hearing aid up my ass and sit on my iPod.

This post first appeared on Regretsy on June 14, 2011.

Whoa, chillax, Arwen. Have some more pipe-weed.