Conneckearring™, the necklace that connects to your earrings!

Also pictured: Gigantimplants and Spraytanneduckface

This post first appeared on Regretsy on December 30, 2009

Hail Barbie,
Full of Win,
The Lord is awesome!
Blessed art thou among 11″ fashion dolls,
and blessed is thy Porsche
which is sold separately.
Malibu Barbie,
Sister of Skipper,
play with us now,
and at the hour of 3:00,
when we get home from school.

ZOMG.

The great thing about these is that you can also use them to ship your legs across the country.