This post appeared on Regretsy on January 27, 2010
UPDATE: This pin sold the day it was featured, and is seen here on the lapel of its proud new owner.
“Cock,” “Long,” and “Versatile.” Sounds like my last Craigslist ad.
Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one.
And in my opinion, this thing looks like a bum’s turd-cutter.