Regretsy » Accessories http://www.regretsy.com Where DIY Meets WTF Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:30:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Go With The Flow http://www.regretsy.com/2010/08/17/go-with-the-flow/ http://www.regretsy.com/2010/08/17/go-with-the-flow/#comments Tue, 17 Aug 2010 22:08:14 +0000 Helen Killer http://www.regretsy.com/?p=20426

Or a day on the rag.

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The only way this could be hotter is if we could see up both nostrils.

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Although you might want to measure them again after the rabbi leaves.

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No, that’s okay. You go ahead and keep this one.

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Oooh, look at me! I’m so saucy and immodest! Don’t think me too daring, but I have a flask in this pair of used panties that I bought from a stranger on the internet. Why don’t we have ourselves a little nip and — hey, where are you going?

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Na, na, ah, nana
Grandma, Grand Mama
Gramma, ooh la la
Why don’t you ever call me? Your brother calls all the time and he’s in medical school

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Hello, Recycled Denim Bag. I’m A Good Idea. I don’t believe we’ve met.

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You know what’s a great gift for the bride to be? A down payment on a house.

More importantly, why is everyone on Etsy always looking out the window? Everyone’s so emo, staring off into space and being all detached and shit. What the hell is everybody looking at?

Here’s your blank (PSD 356.8 KB)

UPDATE:

Bronc made us a non-Photoshop blank. Thanks Bronc! PNG Window blank

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Banjo players, man. It’s just party, party, party with their humping unicorn banjo cases and root beer floats and seersucker pants. Crazy bastards.

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THIS IS NOT AN ENDANGERIOUS SPECIES AND BESIDES WE ONLY USED THE TOP HALK

UPDATE:

- Thanks, Shaebay

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