(Ed. note – Everyone here has the flu, so you’ll be getting flashbacks for the next couple days) 

(Ed. note – Everyone here has the flu, so you’ll be getting flashbacks for the next couple days)

Conneckearring™, the necklace that connects to your earrings!

Also pictured: Gigantimplants and Spraytanneduckface

BAD NEWS: IT’S A DEAD MOTH
GOOD NEWS: IT WON’T EAT YOUR SWEATER

This post first appeared on Regretsy in December of 2009.

This Christmas, tell her you’d marry her all over again with a set of corroded dentures that smell like a bum’s ass.