18 comments on They probably still haven’t left.

  1. oniongrrrl
    May 17, 2011 at 10:15 pm

    I want so badly to click ‘like’ on your comment.

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    • terastx
      May 18, 2011 at 9:50 am

      Agreed.

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    • Fruckert
      May 20, 2011 at 4:11 pm

      I’ll do the next best thing and like you’re post.

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      • Fruckert
        May 20, 2011 at 4:12 pm

        motherfucker
        your*

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        • :)
          September 28, 2011 at 4:31 pm

          so i created an account here just so i could comment on your post…you corrected your “your” and for that i would like to have all your babies. Also, +1000 internets.

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  2. Suasoria
    May 17, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    Flounceaholics are powerless over their addictions. It’s so sad.

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  3. DontFuckWithMrsT
    May 17, 2011 at 10:45 pm

    I remember this thread and commenting about dumbass up there calling Mandy a “twit” for assuming someone with a man’s image and name would be a man.

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    • Elanor Goldbeard
      August 6, 2011 at 7:49 pm

      Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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      • Kariswen
        February 27, 2012 at 2:15 pm

        Yes, of course everyone knows the big players in Australian politics! We certainly all have time on our hands to keep tabs on every elected official on the federal level of every country in the world. It’s not like we need to eat or sleep or like to do fun things.

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  4. katfud
    May 17, 2011 at 11:16 pm

    I don’t recall being asked to behave like this, anymore than the btards on 4chan can be so commanded. And if folks don’t like something, that’s what the little thumbs down minuses are for. And flouncecats.

    I LOVE flouncecats.

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  5. Rosewolf
    May 18, 2011 at 4:45 pm

    Speaking for other people who work for charitable non-profits (501(c)(3)s) or “charity” in parsimonious asshole-speak – With some of the shit we see, we have to have a dark sense of humor or the work would eat us alive. There is a difference between real injurious comments and some pantywaste getting butthurt. We’ve figured it out.
    Oh – and collecting the pennies from the little wall container at the McDonald’s Drive-thru during close doesn’t count as “working for a charity.” Just sayin’

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  6. TheCatCameBack
    May 18, 2011 at 10:57 pm

    “Donator” Is that like a killer robot that hands out money to children then rips their heads off? Pretty sure most folks in that big fancy charity world use the word “donor.” At least that’s what they taught me on my first day at McDonalds.

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  7. whimsiclekrissery
    May 19, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    I’d say Nat Scan needs a Cat Scan.

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  8. MrsJetson
    May 20, 2011 at 10:19 am

    April, though I didn’t think it was possible, your reply here made me love you even more. Mazel tov, you hilarious woman.

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  9. Ronovo
    May 20, 2011 at 10:57 pm

    You can *donate* to Regretsy???? Put me down for a spleen! (But only after I’m dead.)

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    • Dannemund
      September 5, 2011 at 2:10 am

      You can live without your spleen. For a while, anyway. Do it for the cause!

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  10. Dog Breath
    July 20, 2011 at 4:18 pm

    OK, so no post-flounce posting is a hard and fast rule or is it subjective?

    You can’t make me quit posting, I have no self esteem.

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