Flounced in the epic 700+ comment thread about Indian blankets and swastikas, which is probably still going on.
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May 17, 2011 at 9:49 pm
I can’t tell if the word salad is due to Wernicke’s aphasia or Schizophrenia.
Probably schizophrenia.
May 18, 2011 at 11:16 pm
That was my first thought. I’m not really kidding. This guy appears to have issues that extend beyond acute butthurt and a poor grasp of grammar.
May 19, 2011 at 8:15 am
I read your comment and then re-read the guy’s post looking for the word “salad”. Then I realized what you meant.
In short: I am dumb.
May 21, 2011 at 3:32 am
i read his comment, then i read yours, and i still didn’t get it until i read it for the 5rd time VERY SLOWLY.
oh boy, i’m turning into a crazy craft-lady… better start collecting stray cats, then.
August 28, 2011 at 9:19 am
Will you be gluing shit to your stray cats?
May 20, 2011 at 4:26 pm
that’s not word salad. if someone was so thought disordered they were exhibiting word salad there would not be any sort of coherent sentence or anything resembling a coherent sentence.
May 17, 2011 at 10:06 pm
You made it through 700 comments in that thread? I barely made it thorough the first seven words in that flounce. Kudos.
May 17, 2011 at 10:27 pm
fucking hipsters.
May 17, 2011 at 10:41 pm
TLDR
May 17, 2011 at 11:33 pm
TL;DR I can bitch TOO!
May 17, 2011 at 10:43 pm
the least you could do is give us a link…
May 17, 2011 at 10:45 pm
yeah, too wordy but at least Ted included a cat .. and I only call my friends “bitches” like that…. he must still love Regretsy…
May 17, 2011 at 10:52 pm
I seem to remember having a gay old time calling him “Ellen.”
May 17, 2011 at 10:55 pm
Who the hell is Al?
May 17, 2011 at 10:56 pm
It’s like he’s standing in the corner telling himself a joke an no one else gets it.
May 17, 2011 at 11:37 pm
My mother was an English major, she has her Master’s in it… I have NO IDEA what the FUCK that guy was trying to say…
Clearly I am far too sober to try and speak hiptard… Maybe I should go find me some firewater and fix that…
May 17, 2011 at 11:59 pm
You, Sir (you’re gonna have to look that up later), are a fuck stain.
May 18, 2011 at 3:01 am
I think that’s called sophistry. Pardon my French.
May 18, 2011 at 6:26 am
I couldn’t read it, it started to look like that character on In Living Color who just says a lot of nonsensical stuff.
May 18, 2011 at 7:55 pm
Dead on! I’m still laughing, and my husband is looking at me quizzically.
I used to do court-appointed criminal appeals, and I shit you not, that In Living Color character is REAL. Imagine trying to discuss law with him. I almost needed to buy drugs from some of my dealer clients to stay sane.
August 28, 2011 at 9:20 am
I’ve giving you two snaps around the world for that reference
May 18, 2011 at 8:20 am
I would have to say that he was right … he is egotistical. Though he forgot a few other adjectives, like pretentious, unlikeable, annoying and the list goes on.
May 18, 2011 at 10:03 am
How much of a pedantic shithead do you have to be to use the word “respectful” and then intimate that some people might need to look up that term? Yes, Claghorn, we’ve never heard the word respectful before. Thanks for enlightening us.
May 18, 2011 at 12:07 pm
It’s like when people say “No offense…” before saying something utterly vile.
May 19, 2011 at 6:24 pm
Or when people say something nasty and then put an smiley or a j/k! at the end.
September 21, 2011 at 11:18 am
Or, “I’m not trying to be mean, but…”
May 19, 2011 at 8:24 pm
May 19, 2011 at 8:25 pm
Crap, the link didn’t go through:
http://youtu.be/gPWQVGBVXKI
May 18, 2011 at 1:27 pm
fap fap fap
mental masturbation, fer sure.
September 27, 2011 at 6:23 pm
I read that as “mental menstruation”.
It’d probably make a different sound, though.
May 18, 2011 at 6:51 pm
I went looking for a cat dressed as an indian to make a flounce cat and this was where google images too me. http://www.etsy.com/listing/31511048/cat-costume-native-american-inspired-wig
I forgot where I was going with this. I also forgot to make a flounce cat.
May 19, 2011 at 12:08 am
@ Lil_13, LoganBacon – LOLz for reminding me of the guy (Daman Wayans character) from In Living Color!
May 19, 2011 at 5:17 am
The 17th, I read it straight and it was so dry my brain got bored and lost interest while reading.
Decided to start from the start while looking for the new screenies today and my brain read this to a sort of pop tune and it was actually almost an entertaining P!nk-esque song.
May 19, 2011 at 12:58 pm
How many times do I have to read that before it makes the remotest bit of sense?
May 28, 2011 at 10:55 am
Give up….too many. If it DOES start to make sense, be afraid, be VERY afraid.
May 19, 2011 at 1:15 pm
I’m not gonna lie. I got bored less than halfway through. Boring hipster flounce.
May 19, 2011 at 2:19 pm
All I know is that if there is an instrument called the Claghorn, I totally fucking want one
May 19, 2011 at 10:59 pm
Ellen Claghorn?
May 19, 2011 at 2:35 pm
Only 12 lines to the post ? They must be limiting Ted Kaczunski’s computer time.
May 19, 2011 at 7:17 pm
God, even his cat looks smug.
September 21, 2011 at 11:20 am
You’re right… Someone needs to find a larger version of that photo and make a flounce cat out of it.
July 20, 2011 at 1:20 pm
Can your rage boner get priapism?
October 25, 2011 at 6:55 pm
No, really, that does seem schizophrenic. My mother is, and this reminds me of the babble she emails everyone (including the president).
November 13, 2011 at 8:07 am
How did “Thanks for the smiles, Bitches” never become a Regretsy Meme?
March 26, 2012 at 2:49 am
I tried finding the thread this was from and unfortunately I’m too sleep deprived to deal with Facebook’s new timeline. Random Googling, however, found me a comment by Mr. Claghorn, left on an NPR post about using spices to cut the risk of high fat meals, who opines,
“If women retained their appropriate gender roles, they wouldn’t have irrational feelings about fat, a vital part of everyone’s diet.”
June 25, 2012 at 3:11 am
…da fawq did I just read? O_o;