I WILL FIGHT YOUR INSULTS WITH INSULTS
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May 17, 2011 at 10:07 pm
That’s a pretty awful thing to say to someone. We don’t say things like that here. What we do isn’t mean spirited. I don’t understand why people respond with cruelty like that. I just wish people could learn to laugh at themselves more often. They’d probably be a lot less miserable.
May 20, 2011 at 1:20 am
Seriously.
Maybe I missed what comment she’s talking about but I really haven’t seen anything along those lines here on Regretsy. Regardless, my sister IS disabled. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone’s children or any other family members for that matter.
What a cunt. She must be one of them-there new fucking bags of fucking fuck.
May 17, 2011 at 10:26 pm
Her son is an etsy craftard? I’m impressed!
May 19, 2011 at 1:14 pm
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May 17, 2011 at 10:28 pm
By calling someone a “funny bitch”, I sincerely hope this woman falls down a flight of stairs. Bitch is not a synonym for woman. It’s A bitch, not bitch. Cunt.
May 19, 2011 at 11:22 am
She’s jus tryin 2 B Goffik hur hur hur -_@
May 19, 2011 at 8:41 pm
Reference to “My Immortal”??
May 17, 2011 at 10:39 pm
lol, Nope, not planning on breeding, as I’ve been wished that I “get the children I deserve” No kids here…
May 18, 2011 at 12:02 am
Wait, wait, wait…. Did she in one sentence wish us all to have ‘brain damaged’ kids??? And then proceed to flounce BECAUSE she has a son with some sort of handicap???
Um. Yeah, about that… I can’t believe that anyone that has a child with a legitimate disability would wish ‘having a kid with brain damage’ on ANYONE else…. I call bullshit. Cunt.
p-fucking-s (thanks Guilia)
I don’t NEED an excuse to be a cunt. I do it for FUN.
May 18, 2011 at 12:43 am
you nailed it. I do it for fun too!
May 19, 2011 at 5:05 am
I wanted to scream “DON’T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME, RICKY BOBBY!”
June 13, 2011 at 12:16 am
Bahaha, I love you for this.
May 20, 2011 at 6:01 am
I have no idea what is up with this raving cow beyond what she’s revealed in this charming epistle but there are clues…
She calls herself “Mamatat”.
Is that in reference to what she has on her skin or to what she makes/sells?
Possibly her description of her son is just her inimitable way of letting us know that, whilst he is struggling with stupidity and uselessness and trying to flog shit on Etsy, this is HER precious result from getting nailed and he must never get anything less than unconditional praise and absolute approval and you cunts had better get with that. HER precious result could never be common-or-garden thick or useless or talentless, nope he is disabled.
And you can bet the trailer that Mamatat here cheered the bar down when Sarah Palin made her “Mama Grizzlies” call.
May 21, 2011 at 5:11 am
I think I need a P-fucking-S t-shirt.
October 3, 2011 at 7:24 pm
We all get the children we deserve…sadly, children don’t always get the parents they deserve.
May 18, 2011 at 3:36 am
Say what you will about Jerry Lewis, but if you don’t agree that “Cinderfella” was one of his best films, then I don’t want to know you.
May 19, 2011 at 1:17 pm
For all his faults (and let’s be honest, no one is perfect), he still does a big fundraiser to help kids. I guess Regresty and Jerry Lewis must be like step-siblings or something.
May 28, 2011 at 2:39 pm
I just heard that 2011 is his last year.
My parents and their best friends have a long running tradition to stay up for his WHOLE telethon to make fun of all the shitty acts. It started in the 70s long before I was born and I remember it from my childhood. (My father and his friends are very weird, which I guess goes without saying. Maybe that’s why I like Regretsy so much.) About 10 years ago they started complaining that the washed up pseudo-stars weren’t as tacky anymore and the telethon had gotten kind of sanitized, so they stopped trying to stay up all night through the weekend.
But obviously it’s still great that he makes all that money for disabled kids…
May 19, 2011 at 6:39 pm
The colors in Cinderfella, especially the suits his step-brothers wear, are great.
As much as I love Frank Tashlin, I think The Nutty Professor, which Lewis directed himself, is the best. He shows a wide acting range in that one. No, really.
But, heck, any of the Tashlin ones are worth watching, from Artists and Models forward. You can see that Lewis picked up a lot of his style. Nutty Professor looks a lot like a Tashlin film.
(If you hate Jerry Lewis, and I don’t blame you, then watch some of Tashlin’s other films, like The Girl Can’t Help It and Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? to see what I’m talking about.)
October 3, 2011 at 7:27 pm
King of Comedy.
October 3, 2011 at 7:25 pm
What was the one where he had the pet rabbit? Harry, that turned out to be Harriet.
May 18, 2011 at 6:14 am
OOO I like that! “Fucking Bag of Fucking Fucks” I may make a cross stitch sampler out of that phrase! Sell it on Etsy for Aprils Army. Yeah! Fucking bag of Fucking fucks. Has a nice ring to it.
May 18, 2011 at 5:38 pm
If you make it I’ll buy it! If you you can cross stitch some uniporn on that, I’ll buy two!
May 18, 2011 at 10:49 pm
I was just scrolling down to leave a comment that someone needed to make a sampler for that quote! My fat, ugly, jealous, untalented loser ass can’t cross-stitch.
May 19, 2011 at 1:13 pm
I *can* cross-stitch, but I am too lazy, and also I can’t be mean to people on the internet and cross-stitch at the same time. So put me down for a sampler, too.
May 18, 2011 at 6:29 am
Wow…anyone know what this one was in reference to?
May 18, 2011 at 9:46 am
Yeah, I’d love to know as well…
May 18, 2011 at 7:50 am
Can I be a cunt if I don’t have one? Inquiring minds want to know…
May 18, 2011 at 9:46 am
Can ya bleed? Then yes.
May 18, 2011 at 8:38 am
One thing I do not understand … if you can not craft, why do you then post the crafts on the world wide web and attempt to SELL them?
And why is it so hard to see that there is not one single item in the world that everyone will like?
sigh
May 18, 2011 at 12:55 pm
Hey, now. My mother was a fucking bag of fucking fucks.
May 18, 2011 at 6:30 pm
I’m just dying to flounce so I can shriek in big capital letters, “EAT A BIG BAG OF FLOPPY DONKEY DICKS!”
May 19, 2011 at 11:21 am
I’m not gonna lie, the bit about wishing brain damage on kids and how “real feminists are more important” just pissed me off royally.
Makes me glad I’m not on Facebook, otherwise I probably would have responded with some kind of tl;dr rage.
May 19, 2011 at 11:51 am
What the hell does Jerry Lewis have to do with anything?
May 19, 2011 at 12:40 pm
Simple. He played a fuck-tard in the movies by choice; while her son is a fuck-tard by inbreeding.
May 19, 2011 at 7:21 pm
TL;DR.
May 21, 2011 at 10:50 am
Joe Pesci called, wants to know if “you kiss yer mutha with that mout?”
July 23, 2011 at 3:25 pm
Is anyone else laughing at the use of the phrase “them-there”?
July 25, 2011 at 9:35 pm
“Fuckbag of fucking fucks, Batman!! I think it’s a ‘real’ feminist!”
November 12, 2011 at 5:57 pm
Speaking of train wrecks, I was at a store today and a wall of Disney pez dispensers made me think of you, Helen. Do we have something like Regretsy pez dispensers that might make with little vicodin or cialis pez?
June 25, 2012 at 3:31 am
When you’re running low on insults, just pull out the ol’ “I hope your kids get brain damage.” retort. Classy!
(However, I do love “fucking bag of fucking fucks”.)