This person flounced over an argument about how many syllables a haiku has. Seriously.
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May 17, 2011 at 9:56 pm
I’m slightly concerned as to what all these quotations are for. :/
May 18, 2011 at 2:42 am
There’s that new illiterate fashion in France too: they use them for emphasis…
December 3, 2011 at 8:56 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
May 17, 2011 at 10:05 pm
Why am I hearing this in a William Shatner voice?
May 17, 2011 at 10:15 pm
Definitely had the same experience
May 19, 2011 at 3:47 pm
ditto…
May 19, 2011 at 7:11 pm
Makes so much more sense now!
May 17, 2011 at 10:27 pm
Saaame.
May 18, 2011 at 8:11 am
Shit My Dad Flounces?
November 6, 2011 at 12:32 pm
Better than the all caps screaming voice. More dignified somehow.
May 18, 2011 at 6:17 am
I read it in the voice of a computer narration program.
May 18, 2011 at 8:20 am
me too! actually i just imagine GLaDOS saying it.
May 19, 2011 at 6:11 pm
Oh. It’s you.
May 19, 2011 at 6:29 pm
if i flounce, its going to be this:
http://www.portal2sounds.com/629#&w=GLaDOS
November 2, 2011 at 10:28 am
You are my hero. Best GLaDOS quote ever.
May 19, 2011 at 11:06 am
Part of me wants to put that through Microsoft Text-to-Speech but I don’t have any means to record the results.
May 19, 2011 at 12:28 pm
stephen hawking?
September 6, 2011 at 8:06 am
I imagined a slick corporate type from the ’80s with a little ponytail saying it and doing air quotes with his fingers while I said it. Also, he used words like ‘synergy’.
September 6, 2011 at 8:06 am
*While he said it.
May 18, 2011 at 7:55 am
oh my goodness that is hard to read
May 18, 2011 at 9:10 am
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May 18, 2011 at 9:27 am
Three syllables!
September 27, 2011 at 6:01 pm
September 6, 2011 at 8:05 am
How embarrassing for you.
May 19, 2011 at 12:11 am
Reminds me of Kevin Pollak doing a Shatner imitation. Thanks for that!
May 19, 2011 at 12:48 am
“don’t” “let” the “door” hit “your” “ass” one the “way” “out”!
May 19, 2011 at 12:50 am
“on”. fuck it!
May 19, 2011 at 1:20 pm
I just counted syllables to see if that had anything to do with haiku, and… I still can’t tell what she was going for.
July 20, 2011 at 12:38 pm
How do you “escort myself to the door”?
Doesn’t escorting involve at least two people?
I am positive she, and everyone else featured in this section, is lurking as we comment waiting for someone to say “WAIT DON’T GO! THIS SITE WILL CLOSE WITHOUT YOU. WE’LL DO ANYTHING TO GET YOU BACK.” [loudly sobbing]…
I think “escorting yourself” could be a polite euphamism for masturbation.
September 5, 2011 at 1:49 am
either that or she’s beside herself with pompus indignation
October 2, 2011 at 3:54 pm
I will never use another term for masturbation other than “Escorting Yourself” from here on out…. bloody brilliant
October 2, 2011 at 4:02 pm
http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/door.jpg
October 3, 2011 at 7:04 pm
I’m with you…it’s so great I may have to escort myself right now.
September 6, 2011 at 8:04 am
How many syllables did they think it should be? It would just be delicious if they flounced despite being the one in the wrong.