Giulia teaches us all a valuable lesson on being “mature and respectful”.
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May 17, 2011 at 9:56 pm
“I don’t care about your opinions, but you should care about mine.”
May 19, 2011 at 11:42 am
This comment is just full of inconsistencies – my favorite actually isn’t the above, but the line in which she condemns us all to hell while calling us whores.
May 19, 2011 at 2:33 pm
I should totally start charging for sex. 150 for a BJ. (I’m that good)
September 4, 2011 at 2:10 pm
(1st attempt at image posting, let’s see if it works:)
May 19, 2011 at 6:27 pm
And you all use such vulgar fucking language.
May 17, 2011 at 9:58 pm
I also love how sophisticated her comments are. Klassy.
May 18, 2011 at 12:40 am
I know this has nothing to do with the flounce, but your comment reminded me that there is a strip club in Indianapolis (home of the Indy 500 race)called the “Classy Chassy”. Yep. Spelled just like that.
I sigh in agony every time I drive past the sign.
May 19, 2011 at 7:11 am
Everytime I drive by there, I’m gonna think of this now.
May 19, 2011 at 1:55 pm
OMG, there used to be a bar in Bakersfield called “The Hard Man’s Working Club”! I was never sure whether I should be more upset at the crime against English – or the possibility that they meant it that way.
October 3, 2011 at 7:17 pm
They totally meant it that way…they were going for some version of “A hard man is good to find” but they just missed it.
March 19, 2012 at 12:48 am
I’d be worried about their intended clientele. You’d think in Indianapolis, people would know how “chassis” is pronounced in order to get the rhyme, but if you’re misspelling it because you know the people coming *aren’t* going to get it…
… or, you could just really suck at spelling, but own the joint and no one’s going to tell you.
May 18, 2011 at 3:35 pm
My personal favourite is “P-fucking-S”.
May 17, 2011 at 10:04 pm
It’s times like these where I seriously question the fate of humanity. >.O
May 17, 2011 at 10:20 pm
The joke’s on her. I was born via c-section.
May 18, 2011 at 8:16 pm
But did she breast feed you? If not, go back to your crack whore mother’s vagina, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
December 24, 2011 at 9:06 am
This made me laugh hard. Like I wish I was drinking milk – hard. Thanks!
May 17, 2011 at 10:23 pm
It really puts me in my place when someone takes the time to show me the error of my mean ways by calling me an unsophisticated child of a crack-whore and telling me to choke. Mother Teresa would be proud, I think.
May 18, 2011 at 12:40 am
Terry? She’s had work.
May 17, 2011 at 10:30 pm
I’m immature. I’m ignorant. My mother is a whore. She also is struggling with addiction. My existence is a mistake. My father hates me. I have mental problems and sometimes I talk to myself. Thank you for pointing all that out.
But P-fucking-S the polymer vagina jewelry or the cum painting covered in glitter or whatever the hell you’re so upset about, is still ridiculous.
May 19, 2011 at 2:11 pm
Wait, cum painting covered in glitter? I’ve not been paying enough attention. I guess it’s time for the archives. Anyone got a link?
Oh and for the record, I take offense to the fact she thinks I believe in her god. Listen, P-fucking-S fellow crack whore baby, it’s your hell, YOU burn in it.
Oh and I love how she ADMITS she got more stupid (because she had to have been stupid to “like” in the first place, I mean based on her own logic) after scrolling through and reading. This explains her idiocy and lack of grammatical accuracy, for, in-fact it is impossible to “give” a “flying-fuck” for that fuck is already in motion, it would be impossible to give it (i.e: put it in motion again) if it were.
(am I in with the bitchy clique now? Yea? cooool)
May 19, 2011 at 8:39 pm
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May 17, 2011 at 10:51 pm
Was it something we said?
May 18, 2011 at 6:12 am
And if it was something we said, could you remind me what that was? I’d like to say it again, only this time with a French Accent and an air of righteous indignance.
May 20, 2011 at 1:13 am
I’d just like to read it and laugh my ass off until my “going to bed” meds kick in.
October 3, 2011 at 7:21 pm
But you must spell it wrong, as well.
May 17, 2011 at 11:18 pm
I’m going to start using the phrase “P. -fucking- S.” as often as possible. I find it amazing.
Then again, I am a crack baby.
P. -fucking- S. At least she didn’t call us fat!
May 17, 2011 at 11:56 pm
Sadly, I have to admit she’s likely from Jersey…
It’s a NJ specialty to throw “fuck” or “fucking” into a word or abbreviation like that… As in “Her hypocrisy is un-fucking-believable”…
May 18, 2011 at 12:54 am
Jersey in the motha-fucking-house! Cursing is like mothers milk to me, albeit crack tinged mothers milk laced with the sweet smell of stale ciggarettes and hypodermic needles and salt water.
May 19, 2011 at 5:01 am
that’s not completely isolated to NJ. I’m in North-Fuckin-Carolina and we do it here, too. While reading Southern Living.
May 19, 2011 at 5:01 am
Pardon. “Southern-Fuckin-Living.”
May 19, 2011 at 11:48 am
I’m also in NC, and I like to insert fucking into statements while I read Garden & [fuckin'] Gun, personally.
May 19, 2011 at 10:18 pm
mi-fucking-westerners have been at that too.
May 19, 2011 at 10:19 pm
fuck! *mid! (brain is proof-reading slower tonight!)
February 13, 2012 at 4:57 am
Aus-fucking-tralians over-fucking-do it
May 19, 2011 at 12:04 pm
They do that over here in the U-motherfucking-K as well.
May 19, 2011 at 1:10 pm
I may start ending all of my correspondence with “p.-fucking-s.”
May 17, 2011 at 11:39 pm
I was planned. Don’t know about the rest of you assholes. Excuse me while I go for a swim in the Sea of Hypocrisy.
May 18, 2011 at 12:03 am
wash the sand out of your vag-fucking-gina, then continue not giving a fuck.
May 18, 2011 at 3:28 am
How can I be anything less than properly ashamed of myself?
I almost feel as if Princess Grace took me to task herself.
May 18, 2011 at 4:39 am
hahahahahahaha… and breathe.
May 18, 2011 at 5:29 am
If she doesn’t CARE about our opinions, then why exactly do we need to keep them to ourselves?
May 18, 2011 at 6:27 am
I love it when people say they are leaving, when you know damn well that they are watching everything that happens, probably even coming back days later to see if they’ve gotten any more attention. I take a little joy in knowing that the attention whore (what…she used the word first!) will probably never even know we are talking about her here, thus depriving her of her moment in the sun.
May 18, 2011 at 8:35 am
I really would like to hand deliver to each flouncer a printout of their Regretsy flounce page and the comments. I really would like them to know how entertained and unashamed we are. But I’m unsophisticated. So.
May 18, 2011 at 1:20 pm
surely this child is not old enough to be using those nasty nasty words. shot of tabasco for her!
May 19, 2011 at 5:02 am
Don’t forget the cold shower and Mormon with a horrible haircut screaming at you.
May 18, 2011 at 8:20 pm
Oh, please tell us which craftstrosity she created. Just a hint?
May 19, 2011 at 7:14 am
Someone had a bad day at junior high.
May 19, 2011 at 9:08 am
“By the way I {blah blah blah too many qualifiers shut up} do not care about your opinions” Yeah… I’m just really angry about something else… that happened earlier… you weren’t there…
May 19, 2011 at 9:29 am
I find this comment extremely insensitive to children of crack whores and men who forget to pull out. They’re children, after all, and they have had a difficult enough life without being made the object of derision.
May 19, 2011 at 8:26 pm
I find it offensive to barbarians and shoes. Who would shit in a poor innocent shoe?
May 19, 2011 at 10:30 am
i might be taking this too seriously, but personally knowing REAL scumbags, whores, and crackheads (i didn’t grow up in the best neighborhood), none of them are too concerned with regretsy, etsy, arts and crafts, or forums. or clever insults. they’d rather be uh…doing crack, getting fucked, and stealing my television. fact.
May 19, 2011 at 12:10 pm
It’s interesting how many flounces claim to take the moral high ground while simultaneously spewing racist/homophobic/sexist insults. My mom’s a whore? Alright. Thank you, Miss, for showing me the proper way to be “mature and respectful”.
May 19, 2011 at 8:21 pm
Yeah, and sophisticated.
“Bitches ain’t nothin’ but tricks and hoes.”-Bill Clinton
May 19, 2011 at 12:35 pm
In order of appearance:
shit
whore
fucking scumbags
crack whore mother’s vagina
p-fucking-s
flying fuck
I don’t know who she is, but I want to bring her home to meet Mother.
Point of order: You should not issue a P-fucking-S without first giving your shit-stained sign-off. For example:
Sin-fucking-serely,
Giulia Antonina Fucking-Finazzo
P-Fucking-S…
Note the subtle fucking difference?
May 19, 2011 at 12:40 pm
Dude, I’m using that as my new template for letter writing.
May 19, 2011 at 12:58 pm
I got it out of Strunk and White’s “Elements of Fucking Style”
May 19, 2011 at 1:08 pm
OH FFS … She’s from Gloucester Mass… How much you wanna bet she lives in one of those houses that coke built?
I lived in Gloucester for 4 years, and even as an out of towner (or as a Townie as some called me), I knew that fish wasn’t the only thing some of those boats were haulin’.
Gloucester… beautiful city, with some very special people… 40 miles North of Boston, and some folks act like driving 20 miles to the multiplex is like going overseas. I met people that had NEVER been too Boston… “too far” and “too scary”
OY Fucking Vey! Lunatic Fringe indeed!
May 19, 2011 at 1:46 pm
The more I read it, the more I think “Crack Whore Mother’s Vagina” would be a great name for a band. Or a barbershop quartet.
Here’s how I’d title the albums:
1) Crack Whore Mother’s Vagina (just to get the name out there)
2) Hell’s Already Got a Spot For Us
3) Blatantly Ignorant (with songs made up with nothing but Thomas Brackett Reed quotes)
4) Shit On My Shoe
5) Crack Whore Mother’s Vagina – Live In Shitsville
6) CWMV – Greatest Shits
7) Barbaric Notions (which marks the end of the band after the lead singer chokes on his own words)
May 19, 2011 at 2:44 pm
If I ever start a side-project band, I’m totally gonna consider Crack Whore Mother’s Vagina as the name. It’s between that, or calling it Butthole Dentata.
May 19, 2011 at 2:18 pm
Well, at least she’s not talking about me. Crack wasn’t around when my whore of a mother gave birth to me. After all, I am twice her age and more.
May 20, 2011 at 4:44 am
Nah, same here. And even today, crack isn’t that much of a problem here in Britain compared the national favourites of heroin and hash.
My Mum had started banging up horse at least a couple of years before some customer helped make me. This was in the mid-60s when practically everyone else was tripping on blotting paper shit and heroin didn’t have the distribution advantage it enjoys today. And the really good shit that came from Afghanistan didn’t get to the UK for another 10 years or so but that was ok because by then I could earn enough from dealing and whoring to afford my own.
P fucking S
What in the fuck is this trappy little bint so pissed off about?
May 19, 2011 at 8:15 pm
Translation: Keep your opinions to yourself, because they will hurt my feelings when you call me out on being a whiny bitch. Also, although I told you to keep your opinions to yourself, I get to espouse mine all over the place because I think I’m better than you because I have an Italian name. You are all so unsophisticated because you made fun of my fingerless gloves but MY comment isn’t unsophisticated because it has a QUOTE in it.
Here ya go: “STFU.” -Benjamin Franklin.
Does that make me a sophisticated genius?
May 20, 2011 at 10:15 pm
But I’m so old, crack wasn’t available when my mother was a whore….
June 7, 2011 at 2:56 pm
She’s going to say that, with her own opinion.
Please don’t give me your opinion, I’m the only one allowed to have one..
Speaking of seamen…Guess who’s parents shoulda used a Royal Wedding Condom?
June 16, 2011 at 12:29 pm
Seriously, what in the name of Walt Disney’s frozen severed head is she reacting to?!?
July 15, 2011 at 6:29 pm
Don’t be rude, you children of dirty whores you.
July 20, 2011 at 1:56 pm
Just because my Mom’s a crack whore doesn’t make her a bad person.
She’s a bad person but not from the crack. I wish I knew my Dad, at least he has enough money to get laid.
July 25, 2011 at 9:31 pm
Holly crap she must be a psychic, my mother IS a whore!! Oh fuck thats the chick i sent the photo of my ass to!!! Fuck I should be more careful of who gets that pic. lol
August 13, 2011 at 8:35 pm
what I love is the Fucking TWICE MY AGE (emphasis mine) as if old people aren’t allowed to have humor, or that she’s very old at all. Based on how cool she thinks cussing is I’m guessing 15 – 17
November 13, 2011 at 8:12 am
I’m totally going to start using ‘P fucking S’.
December 7, 2011 at 3:52 am
All I got from that was that she had shit on her shoe. And that is really gross. Clean your shoe, ya nasty bitch!!
December 19, 2011 at 1:44 pm
mature at it’s best!