I knew we could pin this one on the Jews somehow.
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May 17, 2011 at 10:02 pm
So we’re essentially all Royal Jewish Banshees? . . . I can live with this. >:D
May 18, 2011 at 1:21 am
Heck, I knew my maiden name had a hidden meaning… makes sense. Jewish and means all kinds of mythological things in various languages.
Where is my crown?!
May 19, 2011 at 11:11 am
Royal Jewish Banshee Hyenas… actually… still can live with it hehehe
October 3, 2011 at 7:14 pm
Excellent name for a band.
May 17, 2011 at 10:16 pm
So, if I’m a Royal Jewish Banshee does that mean I don’t have to wait for a Nigerian prince to offer me his inheritance? Oh happy day!
May 18, 2011 at 1:26 am
Marry him! Imagine all the Royal Wedding stuff we could sell at Etsy!
June 12, 2011 at 10:10 am
I’ve always wanted my face on a condom!
July 20, 2011 at 1:23 pm
I can arrainge that, condom or no.
May 17, 2011 at 10:29 pm
Now that I know I’m Jewish, I don’t have to take those classes you take so you can convert. Saved me some time.
May 17, 2011 at 10:47 pm
can I be a Quaker Jewish Princess? I’m loving it…
May 18, 2011 at 12:32 am
Dammit! I read that in Wilford Brimley’s voice. It really really messed with my mind.
May 18, 2011 at 4:53 pm
ROFLMAOLMNOP…
*bowing to Queenofsnark*
Almost peed. Thank you!
May 17, 2011 at 11:35 pm
And here I thought I was an Atheist!
May 18, 2011 at 4:34 am
Being called fugly just makes me giggle, so nil point to that one, and April, how do you feel about being our Nanny Guru?
May 18, 2011 at 8:31 am
Do the name “Winterhager” and the hatred of “Jewish princesses” have anything in common? Hmmmm?
May 18, 2011 at 9:29 am
What the hell is it with all these people using lesbian and dyke as an insult? I happen to love “lesbo Jewish princesses”
May 18, 2011 at 10:04 am
My thoughts exactly. I blame Rosie O’Donnel.
May 18, 2011 at 1:24 pm
you know, a comma or semi-colon would have done wonders for this post.
hehe. i said colon.
May 18, 2011 at 8:02 pm
Where do these douche baguettes all get off calling us ugly? Do they think we ACTUALLY look like those little gremlin avatar-faces generated by WordPress?
Don’t call us ugly, you fucktards! You’ve never even seen us!
May 18, 2011 at 11:10 pm
God damnit! How dare you, lady! I’ll have you know I’m far too lazy to have a religion.
May 19, 2011 at 12:06 am
Creepy. With blaming it on Jews. Just Creepy.
May 19, 2011 at 11:51 am
I’m a French Canadian Princess.
May 19, 2011 at 12:54 pm
I’m an American, Godiva Dark Chocolate brown, so get it straight BITCHES! kind of Princess.
and I read nonentities and my brain when none titties? I wear a 38HH WTF!
Drugs are good… best time to read fucktards… when I’m too medicated to give a flying fuck.
May 19, 2011 at 1:18 pm
Again, what’s wrong with being a lesbo?
It’s apparently okay to be homophobic, but poke fun at someone’s misspelled crochet tribute to Edward and Bella and you’re the scourge of the Earth.
May 19, 2011 at 2:36 pm
Interesting fact about hyenas: Female hyena clits are bigger than male hyena penises.
May 19, 2011 at 6:02 pm
And why? how? do you know this?
May 19, 2011 at 8:36 pm
I had a lecture about hyenas once. They live in a matriarchy, since the females are bigger and more dominant. The females apparently have no external vagina, and therefore pee and give birth to their offspring through the clit. They almost always give birth to twins.
They are definitely my favourite mammal.
June 16, 2011 at 11:59 am
Oh damn, now I have to go Google that. You’re making that up. You have to be making that up. PLEASE tell me you’re making that up.
June 29, 2011 at 10:38 am
Yes! AND they’re somewhat androgynous or rather intersexed and it’s hard to distinguish between the sexes. There was an amazing reading I had in my sociology class last semester that was talking about “natural” and “normal” gender characteristics and the myth of testosterone and and how it relates or deviates from the way hyenas are. One of the largest (if not the largest) captive breeding facilities of these amazing creatures in the US is at Berkley I believe. They have some really awesome research if you’re curious (@ sigh and ms anthropy, too) Also there was some borderline Blair Witch Project special on Discovery or History channel about this werewolf creature that wreaked havoc in France back in the 1600′s or something, anyway these “investigators” came to the conclusion that some guy had a pet hyena that he had trained to attack people. Fun fact that’s not really practical but is related to the subject so there!
August 15, 2011 at 7:47 am
“Also there was some borderline Blair Witch Project special on Discovery or History channel about this werewolf creature that wreaked havoc in France back in the 1600′s or something”
…refers to the Beast of Gévaudan. Which was totally awesome, and if I were to be compared with a cryptozoological beast of Royal Jewish Hyena Banshee caliber, it would totally be that. Or the ‘squatch, because it’s fun to say.
May 19, 2011 at 6:19 pm
Well, that explains why my parents had “Mr Wigglesworth’s” little hat removed when I was a baby. Henceforth, I shall be known as “Bluebellsberg.:
May 19, 2011 at 10:10 pm
Oh the decadence!!!
May 19, 2011 at 11:18 pm
I made a beautiful artwork I name “The Hyenas of Regretsy: Ugly Lesbo Jewish Princesses”
I created it in my artistic ability.
Regretsy. Raping dreams since ages ago
July 20, 2011 at 1:37 pm
There’s a future in furry porn for you. Can you make the bottom one a Chibi?
September 21, 2011 at 11:22 am
Actually that works quite well given female hyenas’ unique anatomy…
May 20, 2011 at 1:04 am
See? “The Little Princess” was right! We ARE all princesses! Every last one of us! Even if we ARE all Jewish lesbos! *sheds a tear*
May 20, 2011 at 4:31 am
There really needs to be some kind of Godwin’s Law for when the Baaaaww Bunnies accused their haters of being “elitist”.
May 20, 2011 at 8:24 am
I feel like I should gain some weight to be accepted as a commenter. Well, I did recently lose my thyroid so that’s a start!
May 22, 2011 at 11:21 pm
We don’t hate on the skinnies! We just like to go “IN your FACE!” whenever someone uses “fat” as an insult.
May 21, 2011 at 5:06 am
If I’m such a JAP then my Coach purse is real and yours is fake. I think I’ll stay on this side of the kreplach.
May 27, 2011 at 2:38 am
i’m jewish? then why the hell did i get sent to catholic schools for 12 years?
June 4, 2011 at 7:05 pm
fugly obese depressive little nonentities = fat, ugly losers
June 7, 2011 at 2:54 pm
Why are we always obese?
June 29, 2011 at 10:21 am
Hyenas and a bunch of Jewish lesbian princesses shrieking (in Yiddish) while tearing someone to shreds, well that sounds like it should be a new spectator sport! (You know, for all the fat lazy people this guy’s email mentioned.) This person asked if the followers of the high priestess Helen Killer had anything better to do? I don’t know about you, but there’s nothing I’d like more than to watch a bunch of butchy Barbra Streisand’s in tiaras running with a pack of hyenas and jumping on some poor soul who was foolish enough to list some knock-off Anthropologie fuckery as “OOAK,” “vintage,” and “handmade.” (Only thing better: Actually being one the of the Jewish lesbian princesses with an attack hyena)
June 25, 2012 at 3:15 am
“you oh-so-clever smug piece of boring ugliness” would be the perfect quote to put on one of my living room throw pillows.
January 17, 2013 at 1:04 am
Being that I’m Jewish on my mother’s side, does my college years qualify me as a Lesbian Jewish Princess almost 10 years later? Or is this something with a trial period to see if you like it or not and I can get my money back after 90 days?