This person became enraged when she discovered I work for a living. :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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May 17, 2011 at 10:24 pm
Sorry, April. Clearly you’re being an asshole by making a living.
May 19, 2011 at 1:21 pm
Clearly she is supposed to just be sitting in her house all day in her dog caftan thinking of more ways to pick on those poor, marginalized Etsy sellers.
May 24, 2011 at 1:02 pm
Every self-respecting citizen should be on welfare. Wasn’t that what the Bailout was all about? o_O
I’ve seen the same kind of reactions to any kind of job most people want to have, but have no way of being able to get one with their own credentials. (Game designer, pro equestrian sportsman/-woman, Mossad agent, veterinarian, pro-athlete of any ball sport, mercenary, model, actor, televangelist, pimp, bed tester, janitor at the Playboy Mansion, gun dealer…)
September 21, 2011 at 1:04 pm
Wait, people are against veterinarians?
May 2, 2012 at 3:57 pm
Yeah, they are. I am one, and I get loads of shit daily about how I’m ripping off the public.
May 16, 2012 at 4:42 pm
Well, clearly you are. I mean, all you’ve done is go through eight years of college so that you could work your butt off for ten hours a day and/or six days a week! Oh, and let’s not forget the intense satisfaction you get from dealing with your patients’ humans! Dog bless you, my friend!
May 17, 2011 at 10:46 pm
Yeah, I’d be jealous of you too if I didn’t have a job, or a sense of humor. Don’t tell her that your parents worked for a living, too – that’ll only make it worse.
May 19, 2011 at 11:57 am
EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE: I have neither a job nor a sense of humor and I am indeed extremely jealous.
May 17, 2011 at 10:50 pm
I’m a little terrified of her twenty-five…tuple chin.
May 17, 2011 at 10:54 pm
The lesson here is: unless you’re a starving artist with zero sales, you’re a sellout. UNFAN!
May 18, 2011 at 7:57 am
Sorry Bronc, I liked you better before you got all popular.
May 19, 2011 at 5:19 pm
You have too many thumbs up for me to like you. sorry.
May 17, 2011 at 11:29 pm
You’re only allowed to work for a living if you send me a stipend cheque every month.
May 18, 2011 at 12:15 am
My mum is still my hero and she works for a living, true she is a crack whore but a girls got to eat (AMARITE Giulia?)
May 18, 2011 at 1:00 am
Bonus points for weaving multi butthurts together and for the use of amirite.
May 18, 2011 at 3:48 am
Someone was clearly beaten by a Mickey Mouse paddle as a kid.
May 18, 2011 at 8:49 am
I think someone is just jelly because they want to work with disney, voicing cows.
May 18, 2011 at 2:03 pm
Jesus Christ, April— YOU’RE MISS FINSTER?!?! My life has been made.
May 19, 2011 at 12:55 pm
Holy Hell… I am in utter agreement here!! I LOVED that show!! Had no idea, and now knowing makes all the difference…
*The more you know* do doo doo dooooo
May 18, 2011 at 2:05 pm
And you were in pepper ann? You are officially the greatest person.
May 18, 2011 at 4:28 pm
That’s funny, when found out you were a Voice Actor it made everything better because I started reading everything in Peg Pete’s voice.
May 19, 2011 at 1:12 pm
I
hazhave a 5 year old… for me its Clarabelle 4 life.May 19, 2011 at 12:49 pm
How dare you be good at more than one thing when she’s not even good at grammar and punctuation.
May 19, 2011 at 2:23 pm
Wait you have a job? Fucking cunt. Bitch. I’m out.
(naaaaaaaaaaaaaah I keed, but seriously, you have a job?)
May 19, 2011 at 6:46 pm
I think her problem is not with a job in general but a job working for the EVIL MOUSE! You should probably quit and get a job as a greeter at Wal-Mart. No one would have a problem with that.
May 19, 2011 at 11:11 pm
Right. Because working as a voice actor is not unlike your typical sellout rockstar: Snorting cocaine off a groupie’s ass, then pouring champagne down your gullet before heading over to your gold-plated soundbooth, where you will be massaged by Sweedish bombshells while you provide the voice of a cartoon mouse. Oh, the life you must lead April…
May 24, 2011 at 2:24 pm
I do wonder, will you be promoted to voicing a cow, or promoted from the cow to the mouse? And do you have to do the odd chicken, gaboon viper, hamster or lisping gerbil in between?
May 20, 2011 at 8:33 am
I found out about the voice actor part totally separately. I was reading some wikipedia article and I was like “…hmmm where have I heard that name before OH MY GOD THE REGRETSY LADY”
June 8, 2011 at 1:15 am
The smiley face looks like a centipede with no legs. Centipedes frighten me as smiley faced now do also. Actually, smiley faces in real life can be frightening anyway because you never know what someone has just plotted against you in their mind that brought on the smile.
And they all lived happily ever after.
The End.
June 8, 2011 at 1:20 am
*faces
October 1, 2011 at 1:21 pm
Now I want to make a horror film entitled, “The Human Smiley-Face.” It will be NC-17 for crimes against nature and good taste.
July 20, 2011 at 3:47 pm
I’m not intimidated by your wealth and fame. Bronk can just hit the road, I want you.
August 11, 2011 at 5:08 pm
I totally read “became engaged”. Confused as to how your employment could lead to marriage, I read that pile of poo twice. Curse my inadequate reading skills.
July 3, 2012 at 8:44 pm
It’s funny how people say they’re leaving… then they come back, fire off a few more insults… then say “GOODBYE, CUNTBAGS!!!” or whatever… then come back to say “I srsly hope you grow up someday, your rly sad.”…
They keep saying they’re going, but they never actually leave. Just FLOUNCE already, will ya?