14 comments on A) Poor taste and B) Negative disposition = C) Regretsy

  1. DontFuckWithMrsT
    May 17, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    Damn April, you must have tons of uncomfortable men’s shoes hanging around. :o
    Also, is it technically a flounce if she only “hides” the posts?

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  2. katfud
    May 17, 2011 at 11:21 pm

    I for one welcome our whining regretsy overlords.

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  3. branchman67
    May 18, 2011 at 8:04 am

    This name and pic looks like something April would post as part of a joke from the Etsy forums.

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  4. trousers rolled
    May 18, 2011 at 8:45 am

    A) It’s DETRACTS, not distracts!
    B) That’s all I have to say on this matter!
    C) Hiding you now.

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  5. terastx
    May 18, 2011 at 9:55 am

    I will say one thing for this flounce…where most tend to call us fat, mentally unstable, negative, Jewish, lesbians who couldn’t create an original idea or craft in our lives while simultaneously telling us to be nice and unjudgemental..at least she is nice enough to back up her flounce with a kind “hiding” of comments rather than just a straight unlike. She is showing us the light! Oh, to be kind. One day we’ll all follow her good example.

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    • Cucumber Kappa
      May 19, 2011 at 5:32 am

      You forgot “Mormons”.

      I’m not sure whether we were Jewish first and then became Mormons or the other way around, though.

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  6. marikoWTF
    May 19, 2011 at 7:34 am

    Is there any way I can hide HER whining?

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  7. BillsBayou
    May 19, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    I’m betting that:

    A) She uses bullet-points in all of her correspondence.
    B) She uses her hands to tick off bullet-points. A lot.
    C) She once brought her laptop to bed so she could improve her husband’s performance by way of a PowerPoint presentation.

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  8. fade131
    May 19, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    Her sentence structure is in poor taste.

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  9. whimsiclekrissery
    May 19, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    We laugh, but a woman named “Fairlight de Michele” never really had a chance in this world.

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  10. kokotron
    May 19, 2011 at 11:20 pm

    I used to find your opinions witty, until I realized they were your opinions, and now I am disgusted.

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  11. fairlight
    May 28, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    I hate it when asshats have my name.

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  12. Dog Breath
    July 20, 2011 at 4:23 pm

    Good thing I’m new here, I still think April is funny. It will be WEEKS before I hate her.

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  13. asecondsolution
    September 21, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    I don’t understand this type of flounce. They thought Regretsy was funny until the site started “ripping” on people? Were they reading some other website before or what?

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