40 comments on Nancy teaches us a lesson about not being hate-filled.
The Goddamn Pikachu Cheesecake
May 17, 2011 at 10:42 pm
Next week on Hoarders:Punctuation edition..
“She just keeps putting in commas. She’s using them to the point were her other grammar is being neglected!” This time, treatment may destroy a family. Next, on TlC.
Nobody else thinks is almost poetic how Nancy Spungen tells other people off for being untalented ? The woman thought Sid Vicious was a genius, for crying out loud.
I am going to tell everyone to “stick [their] private parts in [their] amphibian” from now on. First time I get through it with a straight face I’ll give myself a cookie.
If I were you, I’d be careful: Kappa are (if they existed) probably amphibians, so they might be coming for yoooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu… ;A; And you’re the only amphibian around here.
I’ve realized that the majority of flouncers are either having a bad day, or are having a psychotic break due to paranoid schizophrenia. It’s almost sad. But not quite.
I’m sorry, but the shape of my private parts prevent me sticking them into anyone’s ass. Unless I use that special “adapter” and harness I got for Christmas.
Interesting that she took her name from a no-talent drug addict best known in life for her rude and offensive language (best known in death for probably being murdered by the guy who destroyed the Sex Pistols).
MWAH HAHAHAHAHAH I’M ABOUT TO HAVE A HUGE FLOUNCE WHILE STICKING MY PRIVATE PARTS IN MY AMPHIBIAN CROCODILE/FROG/TOAD/*INSERT ANIMAL NAME HERE* ASS!!!!!
“Wish I had a life” is the most honest part of the whole flounce. Take your butthurt elsewhere, Nancy. To quote the great Dr. Cox, people are “Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don’t find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.”
I’d rather be hate-filled than vomiting sunshine any day.
May 17, 2011 at 10:42 pm
Next week on Hoarders:Punctuation edition..
“She just keeps putting in commas. She’s using them to the point were her other grammar is being neglected!” This time, treatment may destroy a family. Next, on TlC.
May 18, 2011 at 8:06 am
“Nancy, can we at least get rid of these couple commas?”
“No, those commas are too precious to me!”
“Nancy, we have to start somewhere.”
August 28, 2011 at 9:28 am
“What if we try an experiment and I take your commas for one moment? Would that be okay?”
“Okay, you asked, the answer, is no,”,
May 17, 2011 at 10:50 pm
Book selling/whoring (not anymore) – What what what!?
May 17, 2011 at 10:51 pm
The flounce really loses that flouncy effect when it doesn’t make any sense.
May 17, 2011 at 11:00 pm
Nobody else thinks is almost poetic how Nancy Spungen tells other people off for being untalented ? The woman thought Sid Vicious was a genius, for crying out loud.
September 27, 2011 at 8:42 pm
October 1, 2011 at 8:45 am
I probably shouldn’t admit that when I watched Sid and Nancy for a class, I was just waiting for him to stab her already so the movie could be over.
May 17, 2011 at 11:10 pm
I am going to tell everyone to “stick [their] private parts in [their] amphibian” from now on. First time I get through it with a straight face I’ll give myself a cookie.
May 18, 2011 at 12:23 am
So which privates is she thinking need to be stuck in what amphibian??? That’s awful vague….
Is she saying, “stick your dick in an alligator” or “cram your clam in a crocodile”??
May 18, 2011 at 4:05 am
Well, if she did, she wouldn’t know what an amphibian was.
May 20, 2011 at 6:33 am
If I were you, I’d be careful: Kappa are (if they existed) probably amphibians, so they might be coming for yoooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu… ;A; And you’re the only amphibian around here.
May 18, 2011 at 9:08 am
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_a_crocodile_an_amphibian
May 18, 2011 at 11:09 pm
It’s my dick in a croc! (it’s my dick in a croc, baybaaaaaay.)
August 28, 2011 at 9:29 am
Step 1:
Oh God, totally not starting this….
May 19, 2011 at 12:28 am
I think she was telling us to go frog ourselves.
May 19, 2011 at 2:05 am
I like your alliterations, Vixen. It makes this seem like a classy way to tell someone off.
May 18, 2011 at 10:56 pm
DUDE! There’s a song in the musical Book of Mormon that talks about Joseph Smith fucking Magic AIDS Frogs!
May 17, 2011 at 11:18 pm
give the lass a break, i mean, what else do you expect from sid vicious’ dead girlfriend but some vicious crap?
May 17, 2011 at 11:37 pm
Oh I’m not looking for a leader, not anymore. I believe I have FOUND my leader. You won me with flouncecats.
If regretsy ever triggers my own flouncing exodus, you can be absolutely sure I will do it with a spectacular flouncecat.
Whatever happens, we’ll always have flouncecats.
May 18, 2011 at 12:19 am
With every comma she put in her post, I pictured her taking a gasping breath. Hypocrisy takes a lot out of you, doesn’t it?
June 16, 2011 at 1:10 pm
Yes! I heard it in the voice of the kid in the wheelchair from Malcolm in the Middle.
October 1, 2011 at 8:51 am
Stevie.
May 18, 2011 at 1:46 am
Numbers keep falling?
Funny, I thought otherwise. When I liked Regretsy there was 73-somethingthousand fans and now there is 84019 fans…
Negative fall?
May 18, 2011 at 9:26 am
My exact thoughts lol
For every one person that flounces, hundreds more tune in to laugh about it.
May 19, 2011 at 7:38 am
I’ve realized that the majority of flouncers are either having a bad day, or are having a psychotic break due to paranoid schizophrenia. It’s almost sad. But not quite.
May 19, 2011 at 8:35 am
I’m sorry, but the shape of my private parts prevent me sticking them into anyone’s ass. Unless I use that special “adapter” and harness I got for Christmas.
August 28, 2011 at 9:30 am
Oh! What part of Europe are you from?
May 19, 2011 at 12:33 pm
Well, now we don’t have to worry about her Spungen’ off our humor no more.
May 19, 2011 at 1:16 pm
…I wish she had a life, too. Good thing it’s mutual.
May 20, 2011 at 4:41 am
Interesting that she took her name from a no-talent drug addict best known in life for her rude and offensive language (best known in death for probably being murdered by the guy who destroyed the Sex Pistols).
May 20, 2011 at 7:55 am
Amphibious sheep! God I love that image. Fluffy white sheep paddling furiously up the river to the mating ground..
Marvelous stuff.
May 21, 2011 at 11:01 am
No words. My words fail me.
May 26, 2011 at 4:28 pm
I do impressions. Here’s my impression of this post.
*FLOUNCE*ffjdjfajfjpwerajfjawdjfijdsljnvlsdnvndsljnvjsdlnfvlnwjfitewofjfdssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
September 5, 2011 at 7:57 pm
Need more
cowbellscommas.May 28, 2011 at 2:34 pm
The reason we have to whore our books is that selling books is hard when no one reads them any more.
June 19, 2011 at 10:44 pm
MWAH HAHAHAHAHAH I’M ABOUT TO HAVE A HUGE FLOUNCE WHILE STICKING MY PRIVATE PARTS IN MY AMPHIBIAN CROCODILE/FROG/TOAD/*INSERT ANIMAL NAME HERE* ASS!!!!!
July 21, 2011 at 6:10 am
Amphibian fetish? Rubberies?
August 8, 2011 at 11:23 pm
“Wish I had a life” is the most honest part of the whole flounce. Take your butthurt elsewhere, Nancy. To quote the great Dr. Cox, people are “Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don’t find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.”
I’d rather be hate-filled than vomiting sunshine any day.
June 25, 2012 at 3:49 am
I don’t think my amphibian would like that very much.