39 comments on Nancy teaches us a lesson about not being hate-filled.

  1. The Goddamn Pikachu Cheesecake
    May 17, 2011 at 10:42 pm

    Next week on Hoarders:Punctuation edition..
    “She just keeps putting in commas. She’s using them to the point were her other grammar is being neglected!” This time, treatment may destroy a family. Next, on TlC.

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    • branchman67
      May 18, 2011 at 8:06 am

      “Nancy, can we at least get rid of these couple commas?”

      “No, those commas are too precious to me!”

      “Nancy, we have to start somewhere.”

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      • eltigremagnifico
        August 28, 2011 at 9:28 am

        “What if we try an experiment and I take your commas for one moment? Would that be okay?”

        “Okay, you asked, the answer, is no,”,

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  2. DontFuckWithMrsT
    May 17, 2011 at 10:50 pm

    Book selling/whoring (not anymore) – What what what!?

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    • DontFuckWithMrsT
      May 17, 2011 at 10:51 pm

      The flounce really loses that flouncy effect when it doesn’t make any sense.

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  3. Cranly
    May 17, 2011 at 11:00 pm

    Nobody else thinks is almost poetic how Nancy Spungen tells other people off for being untalented ? The woman thought Sid Vicious was a genius, for crying out loud.

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    • Cybele
      September 27, 2011 at 8:42 pm

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      • Spoofmaster
        October 1, 2011 at 8:45 am

        I probably shouldn’t admit that when I watched Sid and Nancy for a class, I was just waiting for him to stab her already so the movie could be over.

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  4. unholyghost2003
    May 17, 2011 at 11:10 pm

    I am going to tell everyone to “stick [their] private parts in [their] amphibian” from now on. First time I get through it with a straight face I’ll give myself a cookie.

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    • Snarky_Vixen
      May 18, 2011 at 12:23 am

      So which privates is she thinking need to be stuck in what amphibian??? That’s awful vague….

      Is she saying, “stick your dick in an alligator” or “cram your clam in a crocodile”??

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      • Cucumber Kappa
        May 18, 2011 at 4:05 am

        Well, if she did, she wouldn’t know what an amphibian was.

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        • KITSUNE (=^w^=)///>
          May 20, 2011 at 6:33 am

          If I were you, I’d be careful: Kappa are (if they existed) probably amphibians, so they might be coming for yoooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu… ;A; And you’re the only amphibian around here.

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      • jennsco77
        May 18, 2011 at 11:09 pm

        It’s my dick in a croc! (it’s my dick in a croc, baybaaaaaay.)

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        • eltigremagnifico
          August 28, 2011 at 9:29 am

          Step 1:

          Oh God, totally not starting this….

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      • methuselah
        May 19, 2011 at 12:28 am

        I think she was telling us to go frog ourselves.

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      • meg.a.tron
        May 19, 2011 at 2:05 am

        I like your alliterations, Vixen. It makes this seem like a classy way to tell someone off.

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    • technocowboy
      May 18, 2011 at 10:56 pm

      DUDE! There’s a song in the musical Book of Mormon that talks about Joseph Smith fucking Magic AIDS Frogs!

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  5. NanaB
    May 17, 2011 at 11:18 pm

    give the lass a break, i mean, what else do you expect from sid vicious’ dead girlfriend but some vicious crap?

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  6. katfud
    May 17, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    Oh I’m not looking for a leader, not anymore. I believe I have FOUND my leader. You won me with flouncecats.

    If regretsy ever triggers my own flouncing exodus, you can be absolutely sure I will do it with a spectacular flouncecat.

    Whatever happens, we’ll always have flouncecats.

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  7. Sporkupine
    May 18, 2011 at 12:19 am

    With every comma she put in her post, I pictured her taking a gasping breath. Hypocrisy takes a lot out of you, doesn’t it?

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    • ms_anthropy
      June 16, 2011 at 1:10 pm

      Yes! I heard it in the voice of the kid in the wheelchair from Malcolm in the Middle.

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  8. Lady P.
    May 18, 2011 at 1:46 am

    Numbers keep falling?

    Funny, I thought otherwise. When I liked Regretsy there was 73-somethingthousand fans and now there is 84019 fans…
    Negative fall?

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    • mawkish
      May 18, 2011 at 9:26 am

      My exact thoughts lol

      For every one person that flounces, hundreds more tune in to laugh about it.

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  9. marikoWTF
    May 19, 2011 at 7:38 am

    I’ve realized that the majority of flouncers are either having a bad day, or are having a psychotic break due to paranoid schizophrenia. It’s almost sad. But not quite.

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  10. NurseKnitChick
    May 19, 2011 at 8:35 am

    I’m sorry, but the shape of my private parts prevent me sticking them into anyone’s ass. Unless I use that special “adapter” and harness I got for Christmas.

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    • eltigremagnifico
      August 28, 2011 at 9:30 am

      Oh! What part of Europe are you from?

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  11. whimsiclekrissery
    May 19, 2011 at 12:33 pm

    Well, now we don’t have to worry about her Spungen’ off our humor no more.

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  12. fade131
    May 19, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    …I wish she had a life, too. Good thing it’s mutual.

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  13. Gojira
    May 20, 2011 at 4:41 am

    Interesting that she took her name from a no-talent drug addict best known in life for her rude and offensive language (best known in death for probably being murdered by the guy who destroyed the Sex Pistols).

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  14. kjo
    May 20, 2011 at 7:55 am

    Amphibious sheep! God I love that image. Fluffy white sheep paddling furiously up the river to the mating ground..
    Marvelous stuff.

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  15. BobaFettuccine
    May 21, 2011 at 11:01 am

    No words. My words fail me.

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  16. nicole_sc
    May 26, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    I do impressions. Here’s my impression of this post.

    *FLOUNCE*ffjdjfajfjpwerajfjawdjfijdsljnvlsdnvndsljnvjsdlnfvlnwjfitewofjfdssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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    • elsbeth
      September 5, 2011 at 7:57 pm

      Need more cowbells commas.

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  17. palefae1
    May 28, 2011 at 2:34 pm

    The reason we have to whore our books is that selling books is hard when no one reads them any more.

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  18. OhCrap
    June 19, 2011 at 10:44 pm

    MWAH HAHAHAHAHAH I’M ABOUT TO HAVE A HUGE FLOUNCE WHILE STICKING MY PRIVATE PARTS IN MY AMPHIBIAN CROCODILE/FROG/TOAD/*INSERT ANIMAL NAME HERE* ASS!!!!!

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  19. Dog Breath
    July 21, 2011 at 6:10 am

    Amphibian fetish? Rubberies?

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  20. rockergina
    August 8, 2011 at 11:23 pm

    “Wish I had a life” is the most honest part of the whole flounce. Take your butthurt elsewhere, Nancy. To quote the great Dr. Cox, people are “Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don’t find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.”
    I’d rather be hate-filled than vomiting sunshine any day.

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