Great way to avoid winding up in the Flounce album!
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May 17, 2011 at 10:04 pm
April, you run Etsy, too?!
May 17, 2011 at 10:17 pm
I’m pretty sure April runs the free world. Or at least maybe she should.
May 20, 2011 at 8:56 am
Hey no calling out on the forums I’m going to lock this now and go snort Earl Grey off a piece of barn wood.
May 17, 2011 at 11:05 pm
If only April ran Etsy; OMG I’m sensing a dream sequence taking over…
It’ll never work. It’s very clear that bad crafts and thieving or lying resellers are the only profit sources for etsy. They’d never survive without them, and the whole company would collapse. With the loss of these crap sellers, regretsy too would collapse, for there can be no regretsy without shitty crafts and thieving or lying resellers.
So all I can say is, Thank you etsy, for keeping regretsy so interesting!
May 17, 2011 at 11:31 pm
So… have the Facebook SWAT team smashed through your windows yet? What with all the reporting of shit that happens in these flounces I’d imagine the Facebook FBI has your house wiretapped and everything! YOU’RE GOING TO GET YOURS.
May 19, 2011 at 10:15 pm
I think you mean:
YOUR GOING TO GET YOU’RES.
May 20, 2011 at 7:50 am
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY APOSTROPHE FAIRIES JUST DIED?.
*sobs*
June 17, 2011 at 3:47 am
LAST WORD IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 18, 2011 at 12:50 am
Deleterious? Really? Looks like someone’s been using the word a day calendar they got for Christmas from Aunt Bea!
May 18, 2011 at 4:31 am
Someone needs to make an insult dildo so I can get off on it.
May 18, 2011 at 5:40 am
Downgrading a disabled person… is that model less expensive than the fully disabled person?
May 18, 2011 at 1:05 pm
downgrade: “a negative change in the rating of a
securitydisabled person. “you’re just not TRYING hard enough!”May 18, 2011 at 12:58 pm
do people read their stuff before they post? jesus-jump-on-a-pony, i haven’t seen a run-on sentence that chunky since i last checked the “best of” on craigslist. your-should-be-you’re errors make my eye twitch.
May 19, 2011 at 11:53 am
And how exactly does one ract? Inter-racting sounds kinda dirty.
May 18, 2011 at 9:50 pm
I totally get off on butthurt, so thank you Valerie for making this a great night.
May 19, 2011 at 7:47 am
I’m particularly fond of how she put CONFIDENTIAL in the beginning, as if that automatically means it’s illegal to share
May 19, 2011 at 12:23 pm
If April ran Etsy…. we could call crap “Crap” without being told by mods to “Be nice!”, there would be standards on what could be posted (talent only, nothing mass produced or stolen from other sites…). How can that person even dare to think that the 2 sites are run by the same person. Unless April has a second personality!
May 19, 2011 at 12:43 pm
well, at least she’s not mad that you’re Clarabelle Cow.
May 19, 2011 at 2:17 pm
I am going to classify everything I write as TOP SECRET
TOP SECRET
This post will self destruct in 5 seconds
May 19, 2011 at 2:19 pm
I love how every single one of these slips fat-phobic insults into a screed about how we should be nicer to marginalized groups. PC policing: you’re doin’ it wrong.
May 19, 2011 at 3:42 pm
True advice from my father-don’t make fun of fat people. (not because it’s mean, because they’ll kill you)
July 5, 2011 at 10:21 pm
Nah, some of us are too scared to go to prison for life.
May 23, 2011 at 5:10 pm
After reading all these flounces, I wonder, where is this apparently terrible post? I’d honestly like to read it for myself to see what all the fuss is about.
July 20, 2011 at 4:10 pm
Wow what a threat, report you to Facebook!
Like the Facebook mods have time to investigate “Report This” complaints.
You know that button is just there to give the illusion that users have any control over content.
Puh-fucking-lease!
June 17, 2012 at 3:30 pm
I’m relieved that she cleaned up her language by saying “arse” instead of “ass,” and then ending it with a big fat “fuck.”
Way to go, champ.