16 comments on Our first forum flounce! <3

  1. Uncraftable
    May 18, 2011 at 10:44 pm

    Wait just a damn second. Nobody, and I mean nobody has jerked me off yet. I will not stand for this bullshit for one more second. If I don’t see a lubed up Bronc hand soon, I’m flouncing.

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    • Niall
      May 19, 2011 at 5:57 am

      I’m not sure I’d want a handjob from anyone wearing gloveless fingers, but to each his own I suppose.

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  2. The Goddamn Pikachu Cheesecake
    May 18, 2011 at 11:58 pm

    Oh honey, It’s not pretending. I am superior.Kickin my boyfriend and his brother’s ass at Risk, bitches!

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  3. suzyactiondoll
    May 19, 2011 at 12:32 am

    Frankly, after reading your flounce, I not only think I’m superior, I know I am. My flounce would have been ever so much more…flouncy.

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  4. Staccato the Idiot Chorus Boy
    May 19, 2011 at 8:25 am

    No free porn for flouncers!

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  5. pplrdum
    May 19, 2011 at 9:46 am

    I’m just glad they used the phrase “I couldn’t care less” correctly.

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  6. leeleeleelee
    May 19, 2011 at 11:52 am

    Whoa, I missed the jerk off party?!

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  7. Rad Bromance
    May 19, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    And that’s how you cover up the shame of feeling like you’ve been trolled to the ground.

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    • eltigremagnifico
      August 28, 2011 at 9:32 am

      I love your name. Marry Me.

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  8. whimsiclekrissery
    May 19, 2011 at 12:37 pm

    Now I’m not saying I’m “superior”, but at least I didn’t hang around watching other people masturbate each other because I enjoyed the show.

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  9. thecreightonberyl
    May 19, 2011 at 2:33 pm

    What, no tip?

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  10. thebluebells
    May 19, 2011 at 6:37 pm

    Ah…such fond memories of that flouncer and her flouncer boyfried who may or may have not been her as well. She came back for so many encores…like a true STAR!

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  11. asecondsolution
    September 21, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    Come back for the next show. Daily at 11 and 3.

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  12. EvilYamiFangirl
    June 25, 2012 at 4:02 am

    Thanks for letting us know that you don’t care what we think, or someone might have accidentally given a damn.

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