THERE IS NOTHING MORE I CAN DO FOR YOU
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May 18, 2011 at 10:51 pm
bitch, please. dont piss on my leg and tell me its raining.
nothing more you can do for me? what the fuck have you ever done for me?
May 19, 2011 at 5:25 am
She could jerk you off. Cuz, you know, that’s what the forums are for.
May 22, 2011 at 12:26 am
Instead she just left us with blue balls. What a bitch.
May 18, 2011 at 11:07 pm
She flounced, but luckily her “partner” came back for several encores. What a delightful couple they were. George Burns and Gracie Allen couldn’t have held a candle to their brilliant comic timing.
May 18, 2011 at 11:43 pm
Say goodnight, Gracie. No, seriously Gracie, it’s time to call it a night.
May 19, 2011 at 7:10 am
Seriously, Gracie, shut the fuck up and go to bed.
Really, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
I’M GETTING TIRED OF YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!!!
AAAAGH!!!!
May 18, 2011 at 11:07 pm
This whole thing wouldn’t have been such a big flaming test of her credibility if her boyfriend wasn’t sitting there, probably in the same room, playing good cop/victim cop so that when it’s all over she can come back in like nothing’s happened and blame her psycho lover for all the drama.
May 19, 2011 at 5:09 am
It’s hard to feign apathy while also being so vested.
May 19, 2011 at 8:26 am
I’m better off without the back story, right? Just assuming.
May 19, 2011 at 10:14 am
What is this about? I’m confused.
May 19, 2011 at 12:13 pm
Watercolor/digital hybrids?
oh lol
May 19, 2011 at 2:23 pm
This is the most Catlike sounding Flounce yet.
May 19, 2011 at 4:33 pm
The 5 Stages of Butthurt:
1. Disbelief
2. Anger
3. Namecalling
4. Victimization
5. Passive Aggression
Flouncing can happen at any point in the process, typically at stage 3 or 4. Not many last to make their flounce from stage 5. You gotta hand it to this dynamic duo.
May 19, 2011 at 9:38 pm
Ya’ know, I flounced once. Yeah , I’ll admit it. I left our local foodie club called “The BiteClub” on Facebook. The reason I flounced:
Guy Fieri was re-opening a restaurant in our town and I said “great, more people who will drink the kool-aid and think vomit on a plate is food” Fuckers jumped down my throat like I said I cought the pope having anal sex with Billy Graham after murdering kittens and selling crack to children. I don’t feel bad about the flounce because I actually realized it was awesome to be the one voice of dissention (truth) and really, do these people who worship Fieri reallly know good food?
Flouncing over fucking watercolors? Fuck you.
May 19, 2011 at 9:57 pm
But they weren’t watercolors. They were photoshopped digital images she was calling watercolors.
May 20, 2011 at 10:19 pm
I remember the original thread (questioning the watercoloriness of the digital images) on etsy. I missed the thread on the Regretsy forum (it had shut down by the time I got there).
The thing was, if she had just LET IT GO it wouldn’t have been that bad. The artwork was nice. It wasn’t freehand-painted watercolor work, but it was nice.
May 20, 2011 at 5:37 am
If you really want to find some camaraderie in the dislike of Guy, slip on over the Food Network Humor ..you’ll find stuff like this: click me
May 20, 2011 at 9:06 am
I obviously need to get on this Facebook page because I’m missing 99% of these epic, epic conversations.
May 21, 2011 at 11:10 am
Watercolor/digital hybrid = 8″x11″ color printout on card paper from Kinkos, listed as high quality Giclée print, most probably.