27 comments on It’s called “courtesy”, bitch

  1. kokotron
    May 19, 2011 at 11:33 pm

    Dear April.

    You are mean spirited and heartless.

    I hope you’re subjected to eternal torment, deep in the sulfuric furnace of Lucifer’s colon.

    …BITCH.

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  2. stylethread.com
    May 20, 2011 at 6:04 am

    Butthurt about butthurt about butthurt about butthurt. It’s more butthurt than I can process.

    A fine example of the law of attraction.

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    • leeleeleelee
      May 20, 2011 at 9:03 am

      Inception!

      BRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHMMM!!!

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    • Steffy-the-Red
      March 23, 2012 at 10:03 am

      butthurtception

      yes, I went there. Couldn’t help myself.

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  3. StopRapingMyDreamGetIntoMyCar
    May 20, 2011 at 11:01 am

    Sure, it’s all fun and games until somebody gets butthurt, bitch!

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  4. whitmansspider
    May 20, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    HK, I have found myself wondering whether all criticism/concerns that people direct your way get the butthurt treatment, or is the ridicule is saved for those comments that are, well, ridiculous?

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    • Helen Killer
      May 20, 2011 at 7:39 pm

      I get a lot of intelligent, well-reasoned criticism from people who don’t like what I do. I don’t post mail like that.

      But I am really, really amused by people who get abusive over how “mean” I am. They usually say much crueler things than I ever do.

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      • Meta
        May 24, 2011 at 7:44 pm

        Just remember, the more they swear at you and foam at the mouth, the more hilarious you were. XD

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  5. whitmansspider
    May 20, 2011 at 1:30 pm

    Whoops! scratch that second “is”

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  6. katfud
    May 20, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    Wow!!! A DOUBLE butthurt, with a flounce-back! This penisduron butthurtee was also trolling in the hippie kale posting. Does it count as a flounce if they flounce-back?

    And is there such a thing as a flounce-back-cat?

    Still, double-butthurt flounceback has to be some kind of record. I’d like to see this double-flounce, if we can make that happen. A double butthurt double flounce is a degree of difficulty not previously seen, and demonstrates a level of steaming bullshit indignation well above that of the usual craftard defensiveness.

    We can do it! Go team!

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  7. sidduction
    May 20, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    If people like this are the ones going to heaven, I’m sure as fuck going to enjoy hell! ;)

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  8. bgw
    May 21, 2011 at 9:10 am

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    • whitmansspider
      May 27, 2011 at 7:13 am

      This has “Zazzle me” written all over it.

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    • twentyone
      July 11, 2011 at 2:14 pm

      Few things really do make me LOL, but this is one of them. Thank you for brightening my day. Dear God, I can’t stop looking at it!

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    • Alice_Dickey
      September 5, 2011 at 9:35 am

      I may be missing the point, but…. that owl is adorable. :P

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    • Q. Q. Kachoo
      November 15, 2012 at 3:09 am

      I just made a Regretsy account (after lurking for about a year) so I could tell you how much this made me laugh. I’m going to print it out and tape it onto my trapper keeper!

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    • Trickster
      December 6, 2012 at 3:20 pm

      Every time I come back to this post while browsing the recent butthurt, it makes me laugh. :) I wish I could +100 it.

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  9. ziegfeldgirl
    May 22, 2011 at 3:29 am

    I’m tempted to call meta on this butthurt, but I don’t think it fits quite right

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  10. billm75
    May 30, 2011 at 5:50 pm

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  11. Dog Breath
    July 21, 2011 at 7:56 am

    I’ll have the Butt Hurt with a side of Flounce please!

    Could I get that to go with some extra napkins?

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  12. halcat
    October 1, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    I hope she reviews that dictionary before she puts it in the mail. I think she’ll find that while “common” and “courtesy” are both in the dictionary — even located relatively close together — “common courtesy” will not be defined because IT’S TWO SEPARATE WORDS. She should acquaint herself with “drivel” while she’s at it and stop dragging perfectly innocent reference tools into her hissy fit.

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  13. toaster
    April 23, 2012 at 6:53 am

    Why don’t people understand that once you send off a correspondence to someone, the recipient then owns it? That means that they can do whatever the heck they want with it. Oh and maybe before she hands off that dictionary, she can look up “irony”.

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