5 comments on Have fun at your soulless office job, internet buzzard

  1. RancidSorbet
    February 20, 2012 at 1:24 am

    Real hipsters don’t believe they are hipsters, so they would also consider themselves “hipster haters.” The Hipster Defense League like this person above fervently wish they could be as cool as hipsters, but that makes them ineligible, since real hipsters think they are too cool to actually be hipsters.

    o.O

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  2. stella233
    February 27, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    I’m a do-nothing Regretsy internet buzzard with an Etsy shop AND a soulless office job! Take that, hipsters!!

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  3. KJGoddess
    March 7, 2012 at 7:26 pm

    Anybody notice that we have a whiner (flouncer?) called “tleighf” (tea leaf, clever, no?) and one called “tealeaves”? is this a serial flouncer? One so much higher and mightier than the rest of us fat jealous losers that they had to sign up with another name just to get the last word again? *keeping an eye out for “teelevez”*

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  4. Lesbatron
    March 15, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    Having a real job and a sense of humor = you are a depressed waste of space. Right, I get it.

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  5. CincinnatiKid
    March 30, 2012 at 8:37 am

    I’m so behind the times. I only recently learned what a hipster was. Every time I saw one I just thought they were a douchenozzle.

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