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Filed in Penises
Drinking champagne from a bronze codpiece sounds delicious, but I’m going to wait until after you’ve had your sweaty nutsack in there all day so I get the full blazing effect.
Filed in Wedding
Some of you may know that in addition to doing whatever it is I do over here, I also write a monthly column for Brides.com. Not content to ruin your crafting experience, I also enjoy urinating on your wedding. Click on the photo to go to the column.
Actually, this particular column is a little more sentimental than snarky, but I can’t always be nasty and unpleasant.
Oh wait, yes I can.
Someone’s going to get rich inventing spellcheck for cross stitch.
I don’t think you have more then one made of honor, but I’m going to conversation you right now.
How about this one?
Filed in Annoying Descriptions, Bullshit
JESUS CHRIST I HATE PEOPLE
Filed in Garbage
If you thought that was defensive, you should have seen his first draft.
