Yeah, don’t “pussy out” on the human centipede thing. You’d really look like a total pussy if you don’t go through with getting your face duct-taped to someone’s asshole.
Ugh. This *would* come from the Florida of the West.
Whatever happened to just having friends over to melt your epidermis and smaller extremities off because you enjoy “The Fly”? The 80′s were a simpler time.
Thank God it’s “just duct tape.” Actually sewing people together would be too weird.
I think you mean “sowing”. Because he wants to see what comes up.
I’m guessing vomit would come up.
Oh, I think you know.
Craigslist strikes again. At this point they might as well just change the name of the website to http://www.cometomyhousestickapineappleupmyassandstabmeinthehead.com
I’m dumb enough to have actually thought that was a link. Kudos!
Of course, there’s probably a whole *forum* dedicated to that particular fetish now.
Rule 34. No exceptions.
I thought it was a link too! but i was too scared to click on it…
All just as well, I guess I don’t really need “I’m sorry but Google could locate no results for “come to my house stick a pineapple up my ass and stab me in the head”, would you like to search for something else?” in my browser history.
I am very sad that wasn’t a real link.
If this dude invites you over for a game of Twister, DON’T GO.
If he asks you to help him get a roll of duct tape that rolled under the couch, tell him your bad knee is acting up.
And if this dude starts talking entomology, don’t engage.
Arthropodology, surely? Entomology would surely be for people with a fetish for being mated with while being messily devoured head-first, duct-taping themselves into a cocoon for a fortnight or swelling up to enormous proportions and squeezing out eggs until they expire?
Huh, fool me once…
If he asks you what you thought of the Saw movies, answer in the form of running.
File this under “Craigslist Bad Idea Collection” then run…
He doesn’t specify the time-frame, either. Is this just for a photo-opportunity and shits-’n-giggles? Or is it a longer-term affair?
hm, so he doesn’t. that seems like something you’d want to know going in…
I recommend not staying. Just scat.
“This is something I always wanted to try. Godless, insane perversity.”
Also, props to duct tape, but doesn’t he have crazy glue where he comes from?
well, that would be an emergency room visit to remember.
*shudders* That film was on last night
On what? Do actual channels carry it??
I think it was on Syfy
It still grates the shit out of me that they had to dumb down the spelling of “Sci-Fi” because of the fucking idiots who couldn’t pronounce it.
actually they couldn’t trademark “Sci-Fi” so it comes down to $$$ Granted Syfy reads like it would be an STD but Syfy is still better than Cloo
I’ve got a Siffie…
Ok. Because the article I read about it back when the change was still brewing (before it was official) said that the change was because people were confused on how to pronounce it. Skiffie, Siffie, SkyFi, etc.
It still annoyed me when I would be talking to someone and they would mispronounce it.
I voted for PsyPhi but that was just “The Twilight Zone” episodes and sorority footage.
Goddamn NAU kids have way too much time on their hands.
This is going to dovetail nicely with my “Duct Tape Mummy” fantasy where I trick 1-3 people into being an archaeological mystery a couple centuries from now. *goes shopping for duct tape and chloroform*
*starts house hunting in Marianas Trench*
You’ll never get a good Youtube connection down there! How will you watch my hilarious video of a M4M4Mummy trying to find the end of the duct tape to peel off?
Plus, that pyramid won’t build itself and you seem strong and good at piling stuff up.
OK, I’ll help with the piling stuff up, but no duct taping, OK?
Remember, the small pointy bit is at the very top.
Wait a minute…is this pyramid pink, with cantilevered unibrow?
We’ll build the Ultimate Fighting Octagon later, I promise.
Before I got on the internet, I was pretty much ignorant about sexual fetishes beyond BDSM. I miss those carefree days, when I had no idea what goatse or blue waffle were.
Thanks to my no-click policy I still think a blue waffle is a Smurf movie tie-in at IHOP
I’m with you on that one. But that still kinda terrified me. Especially since that one time where I accidentally clicked on some sort of dutch? Smurf gang-bang porn. I’ve never been able to watch any Smurf media since then. (Also I still have nightmares. Sooooo much blue paint….)
I’m actually having a hard time picturing that. Was it real people dressed as Smurfs? Or sort of a fetish anime cartoon?
…and Papa Smurf repeatedly saying “Who’s yer daddy”
And I still think goatse is an online dating service for goats. DON’T BURST MY BUBBLE!
Colorblind goats who like waffles. I don’t want to know more.
I think the best part is that it’s under “Casual Encounters”. Because when hasn’t ductaping 3 or so strangers mouth to asshole in some random guy’s living room been a completely normal, everyday kind of group activity? It’s as commonplace as a night of video games and pizza, or summoning the souls of the damned with the harrowing screams of children.
Sure, perfectly ordinary. Just don’t call it up if you’re not sure you can put it down.
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… every time I see stoopid shit like this I feel like April is making it up herself and posting it on craigslist a couple of days ahead of time just so she can pretend she found it later … it’s just that lame and obviously trolling … doesn’t even warrant a chuckle …
That ad didn’t make you laugh even a little bit?
April and Bronc and Crochet may have perpetuated various crimes against god and humanity but I can’t believe this would be one of them. The poster might be a troll but not Team Regretsy!
I sent this in and I’m pretty sure Bronc or April did not make it up. In fact, this is not the first time I’ve seen this post, but didn’t think of sending it to regretsy until now.
I’ve had duct tape ripped off my wrists and ankles. It hurt like a bitch- and not in a good way. I can only imagine how much more this would suck. “Great, I’ve been breathing in somebody’s wet lubricated farts for an hour, now it’s time to rip out all the hair that’s gotten caught in wads of inexpertly-applied duct tape.”
I love how it’s posted in “Casual Encounters”.
“Hey Ron? It’s Jim. What’s going on?”
“Nothing much. Just having a relaxing Saturday over here with two dudes I found on craigslist. We’re about to duct-tape our mouths to each others’ assholes- you know, like that ‘human centipede’ thing. You wanna come over and chill with us?”
Couldn’t be listed as a brief encounter, what with all the taping and positioning involved.
Maybe “Miscellaneous Romance”? It’s pretty miscellaneous if you ask me!
Better yet “missed encounters”
“Close Encounters of the Turd Kind”.
100% scientifically accurate!
100% SEXUALLY accurate!
I sure hope they have a safety word in case things get too weird. Something that could be recognized even when muffled into a butthole through a duct tape gag.
The duct tape safe word is QUACK
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