Yeah, don’t “pussy out” on the human centipede thing. You’d really look like a total pussy if you don’t go through with getting your face duct-taped to someone’s asshole.
Whatever happened to just having friends over to melt your epidermis and smaller extremities off because you enjoy “The Fly”? The 80′s were a simpler time.
I thought it was a link too! but i was too scared to click on it…
All just as well, I guess I don’t really need “I’m sorry but Google could locate no results for “come to my house stick a pineapple up my ass and stab me in the head”, would you like to search for something else?” in my browser history.
Arthropodology, surely? Entomology would surely be for people with a fetish for being mated with while being messily devoured head-first, duct-taping themselves into a cocoon for a fortnight or swelling up to enormous proportions and squeezing out eggs until they expire?
Ok. Because the article I read about it back when the change was still brewing (before it was official) said that the change was because people were confused on how to pronounce it. Skiffie, Siffie, SkyFi, etc.
It still annoyed me when I would be talking to someone and they would mispronounce it.
This is going to dovetail nicely with my “Duct Tape Mummy” fantasy where I trick 1-3 people into being an archaeological mystery a couple centuries from now. *goes shopping for duct tape and chloroform*
You’ll never get a good Youtube connection down there! How will you watch my hilarious video of a M4M4Mummy trying to find the end of the duct tape to peel off?
Plus, that pyramid won’t build itself and you seem strong and good at piling stuff up.
Before I got on the internet, I was pretty much ignorant about sexual fetishes beyond BDSM. I miss those carefree days, when I had no idea what goatse or blue waffle were.
I’m with you on that one. But that still kinda terrified me. Especially since that one time where I accidentally clicked on some sort of dutch? Smurf gang-bang porn. I’ve never been able to watch any Smurf media since then. (Also I still have nightmares. Sooooo much blue paint….)
I think the best part is that it’s under “Casual Encounters”. Because when hasn’t ductaping 3 or so strangers mouth to asshole in some random guy’s living room been a completely normal, everyday kind of group activity? It’s as commonplace as a night of video games and pizza, or summoning the souls of the damned with the harrowing screams of children.
… every time I see stoopid shit like this I feel like April is making it up herself and posting it on craigslist a couple of days ahead of time just so she can pretend she found it later … it’s just that lame and obviously trolling … doesn’t even warrant a chuckle …
April and Bronc and Crochet may have perpetuated various crimes against god and humanity but I can’t believe this would be one of them. The poster might be a troll but not Team Regretsy!
I sent this in and I’m pretty sure Bronc or April did not make it up. In fact, this is not the first time I’ve seen this post, but didn’t think of sending it to regretsy until now.
I’ve had duct tape ripped off my wrists and ankles. It hurt like a bitch- and not in a good way. I can only imagine how much more this would suck. “Great, I’ve been breathing in somebody’s wet lubricated farts for an hour, now it’s time to rip out all the hair that’s gotten caught in wads of inexpertly-applied duct tape.”
“Hello?”
“Hey Ron? It’s Jim. What’s going on?”
“Nothing much. Just having a relaxing Saturday over here with two dudes I found on craigslist. We’re about to duct-tape our mouths to each others’ assholes- you know, like that ‘human centipede’ thing. You wanna come over and chill with us?”
*click*
I sure hope they have a safety word in case things get too weird. Something that could be recognized even when muffled into a butthole through a duct tape gag.
January 20, 2013 at 10:04 am
Yeah, don’t “pussy out” on the human centipede thing. You’d really look like a total pussy if you don’t go through with getting your face duct-taped to someone’s asshole.
January 20, 2013 at 10:09 am
Ugh. This *would* come from the Florida of the West.
January 20, 2013 at 10:39 am
“Drifter’s Paradise”
January 20, 2013 at 10:17 am
Whatever happened to just having friends over to melt your epidermis and smaller extremities off because you enjoy “The Fly”? The 80′s were a simpler time.
January 20, 2013 at 10:19 am
Thank God it’s “just duct tape.” Actually sewing people together would be too weird.
January 20, 2013 at 10:34 am
I think you mean “sowing”. Because he wants to see what comes up.
January 20, 2013 at 10:38 am
I’m guessing vomit would come up.
January 20, 2013 at 10:40 am
Oh, I think you know.
-Onan
January 20, 2013 at 10:44 am
Ownin’
January 20, 2013 at 10:23 am
Craigslist strikes again. At this point they might as well just change the name of the website to http://www.cometomyhousestickapineappleupmyassandstabmeinthehead.com
January 20, 2013 at 11:20 am
I’m dumb enough to have actually thought that was a link. Kudos!
January 20, 2013 at 12:32 pm
Of course, there’s probably a whole *forum* dedicated to that particular fetish now.
January 20, 2013 at 11:35 pm
Rule 34. No exceptions.
January 20, 2013 at 3:34 pm
I thought it was a link too! but i was too scared to click on it…
All just as well, I guess I don’t really need “I’m sorry but Google could locate no results for “come to my house stick a pineapple up my ass and stab me in the head”, would you like to search for something else?” in my browser history.
January 20, 2013 at 7:46 pm
I am very sad that wasn’t a real link.
*sob*
January 20, 2013 at 10:37 am
If this dude invites you over for a game of Twister, DON’T GO.
January 20, 2013 at 10:43 am
If he asks you to help him get a roll of duct tape that rolled under the couch, tell him your bad knee is acting up.
January 20, 2013 at 10:43 am
And if this dude starts talking entomology, don’t engage.
January 20, 2013 at 11:24 am
Arthropodology, surely? Entomology would surely be for people with a fetish for being mated with while being messily devoured head-first, duct-taping themselves into a cocoon for a fortnight or swelling up to enormous proportions and squeezing out eggs until they expire?
January 20, 2013 at 11:24 am
Huh, fool me once…
January 20, 2013 at 11:30 am
If he asks you what you thought of the Saw movies, answer in the form of running.
January 20, 2013 at 4:59 pm
File this under “Craigslist Bad Idea Collection” then run…
January 20, 2013 at 11:29 am
He doesn’t specify the time-frame, either. Is this just for a photo-opportunity and shits-’n-giggles? Or is it a longer-term affair?
January 20, 2013 at 3:35 pm
hm, so he doesn’t. that seems like something you’d want to know going in…
January 20, 2013 at 5:17 pm
I recommend not staying. Just scat.
January 20, 2013 at 11:31 am
“This is something I always wanted to try. Godless, insane perversity.”
January 20, 2013 at 11:58 am
Also, props to duct tape, but doesn’t he have crazy glue where he comes from?
January 20, 2013 at 3:36 pm
well, that would be an emergency room visit to remember.
January 20, 2013 at 12:20 pm
*shudders* That film was on last night
January 20, 2013 at 12:54 pm
On what? Do actual channels carry it??
January 20, 2013 at 6:03 pm
I think it was on Syfy
January 20, 2013 at 7:02 pm
It still grates the shit out of me that they had to dumb down the spelling of “Sci-Fi” because of the fucking idiots who couldn’t pronounce it.
January 20, 2013 at 7:44 pm
actually they couldn’t trademark “Sci-Fi” so it comes down to $$$ Granted Syfy reads like it would be an STD but Syfy is still better than Cloo
January 20, 2013 at 7:49 pm
Siffie!
January 21, 2013 at 10:42 pm
I’ve got a Siffie…
January 20, 2013 at 8:23 pm
Ok. Because the article I read about it back when the change was still brewing (before it was official) said that the change was because people were confused on how to pronounce it. Skiffie, Siffie, SkyFi, etc.
It still annoyed me when I would be talking to someone and they would mispronounce it.
January 20, 2013 at 8:53 pm
I voted for PsyPhi but that was just “The Twilight Zone” episodes and sorority footage.
January 20, 2013 at 12:26 pm
Goddamn NAU kids have way too much time on their hands.
January 20, 2013 at 2:45 pm
This is going to dovetail nicely with my “Duct Tape Mummy” fantasy where I trick 1-3 people into being an archaeological mystery a couple centuries from now. *goes shopping for duct tape and chloroform*
January 20, 2013 at 5:52 pm
*starts house hunting in Marianas Trench*
January 20, 2013 at 7:53 pm
You’ll never get a good Youtube connection down there! How will you watch my hilarious video of a M4M4Mummy trying to find the end of the duct tape to peel off?
Plus, that pyramid won’t build itself and you seem strong and good at piling stuff up.
January 20, 2013 at 8:08 pm
*sigh*
OK, I’ll help with the piling stuff up, but no duct taping, OK?
January 20, 2013 at 8:56 pm
Remember, the small pointy bit is at the very top.
January 20, 2013 at 9:03 pm
Wait a minute…is this pyramid pink, with cantilevered unibrow?
January 20, 2013 at 10:08 pm
We’ll build the Ultimate Fighting Octagon later, I promise.
January 20, 2013 at 5:45 pm
Before I got on the internet, I was pretty much ignorant about sexual fetishes beyond BDSM. I miss those carefree days, when I had no idea what goatse or blue waffle were.
January 20, 2013 at 7:45 pm
Thanks to my no-click policy I still think a blue waffle is a Smurf movie tie-in at IHOP
January 20, 2013 at 7:52 pm
I’m with you on that one. But that still kinda terrified me. Especially since that one time where I accidentally clicked on some sort of dutch? Smurf gang-bang porn. I’ve never been able to watch any Smurf media since then. (Also I still have nightmares. Sooooo much blue paint….)
January 20, 2013 at 10:42 pm
I’m actually having a hard time picturing that. Was it real people dressed as Smurfs? Or sort of a fetish anime cartoon?
January 21, 2013 at 10:15 am
…and Papa Smurf repeatedly saying “Who’s yer daddy”
January 20, 2013 at 7:58 pm
And I still think goatse is an online dating service for goats. DON’T BURST MY BUBBLE!
January 20, 2013 at 8:08 pm
Colorblind goats who like waffles. I don’t want to know more.
January 20, 2013 at 7:00 pm
January 20, 2013 at 9:31 pm
I think the best part is that it’s under “Casual Encounters”. Because when hasn’t ductaping 3 or so strangers mouth to asshole in some random guy’s living room been a completely normal, everyday kind of group activity? It’s as commonplace as a night of video games and pizza, or summoning the souls of the damned with the harrowing screams of children.
January 20, 2013 at 10:41 pm
Sure, perfectly ordinary. Just don’t call it up if you’re not sure you can put it down.
January 20, 2013 at 10:38 pm
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January 21, 2013 at 8:25 am
That ad didn’t make you laugh even a little bit?
January 21, 2013 at 10:38 am
April and Bronc and Crochet may have perpetuated various crimes against god and humanity but I can’t believe this would be one of them. The poster might be a troll but not Team Regretsy!
January 21, 2013 at 11:17 pm
I sent this in and I’m pretty sure Bronc or April did not make it up. In fact, this is not the first time I’ve seen this post, but didn’t think of sending it to regretsy until now.
January 20, 2013 at 10:44 pm
January 21, 2013 at 6:09 am
I’ve had duct tape ripped off my wrists and ankles. It hurt like a bitch- and not in a good way. I can only imagine how much more this would suck. “Great, I’ve been breathing in somebody’s wet lubricated farts for an hour, now it’s time to rip out all the hair that’s gotten caught in wads of inexpertly-applied duct tape.”
January 21, 2013 at 8:23 am
I love how it’s posted in “Casual Encounters”.
“Hello?”
“Hey Ron? It’s Jim. What’s going on?”
“Nothing much. Just having a relaxing Saturday over here with two dudes I found on craigslist. We’re about to duct-tape our mouths to each others’ assholes- you know, like that ‘human centipede’ thing. You wanna come over and chill with us?”
*click*
January 21, 2013 at 9:03 am
Couldn’t be listed as a brief encounter, what with all the taping and positioning involved.
January 21, 2013 at 9:10 am
Maybe “Miscellaneous Romance”? It’s pretty miscellaneous if you ask me!
January 21, 2013 at 10:13 am
Better yet “missed encounters”
January 21, 2013 at 10:16 am
“Close Encounters of the Turd Kind”.
January 21, 2013 at 11:16 am
100% scientifically accurate!
January 21, 2013 at 11:49 pm
100% SEXUALLY accurate!
January 21, 2013 at 1:30 pm
I sure hope they have a safety word in case things get too weird. Something that could be recognized even when muffled into a butthole through a duct tape gag.
January 21, 2013 at 4:21 pm
The duct tape safe word is QUACK