This post first appeared on Regretsy in January of 2012
Whereas Pedobear wonders if it will ever be challenging again, like in the old days.
Nothing like advertising your kid to a potential pedophile. They have enough twisted ideas already why stir them up?
Ah the good old days of NAMBLA before Chris Hansen ruined everything Then Mark Zuckerberg joined
and it lost all its street cred like what has happened to Kayne
North American Marlon Brando Look A-likes will never recover from this.
Finding your parents/siblings/cousins/aunt/uncles/domestic animals sexually attractive and feeling compelled to share your sexual attraction with your friends, neighbors, and strangers on the street is totally normal…in Alabama.
In Scrotum, Alabama it’s not just normal, it’s the law.
That law SEEMED like a good idea when they passed it right after the Civil War to avoid “Raice Mixin’”, but that was many increasingly inbred generations ago.
Could someone oediphy me on why anyone would put their kid in one of these?
I have no idea. They incest it’s all perfectly acceptable.
The “DILF” part blinks on and off in the electrafied version.
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The nipple clamps are extra though. That’s how they getcha.
They should just skip the subtleties and just make a baby shirt that reads:
Sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll
Speed, weed, birth control
Life’s a bitch and so am I
So fuck the world, let’s get high!
The girl in the DILF shirt is destined to become a stripper with daddy issues. Do they make a dance pole with training wheels?
They used to. British Tesco sold it, but it got pulled for some reason.
Oh gee. Look what’s been slightly repackaged…
At least now kids won’t think this is a Disney Princess action accessory.
Can’t somebody leave BETTER feedback than it has?!
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MADE IN USA!!!
Its the included Monopoly money that makes this extra creepy – I mean funny.
That’s a girl?
I’m going to assume (for the sake of my own sanity) that the creator of the DILF shirt is a home-bound shut-in who doesn’t own a TV or follow popular media, and thus has no idea what that combination of letters actually translates to.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be over in the muffled weeping corner banging my head against the wall repeatedly.
I would love to believe that, Badger. But I had the misfortune to visit 4chan yesterday, and am still trying to scrape the experience off of the surface of my brain. This onesie brought back some bad memories from that visit.
“You know what the I stands for?”
“I. The F, however..”
I feel sorry for any kid whose parents think these shirts are just fine for their toddlers.
Well hell, might as well just skip over the innuendo and just go straight to the real thing. Sorry it’s blurry – I couldn’t find a clearer one quickly.
There are so many cute and and nerdy cool and witty baby clothes out there, I have no idea why people think crap like this is funny. I got my son a Link onesie, brown pants and green elf hat, lol. It was awesome.
and he was 24 at the time
I’m actually more peeved by the “Dedicated, Involved, Loving Father” part. The sort of person who feels the need to emblazon that on a shirt is the same person who stands to close to the other parents at daycare pickup, clutching a twig and moss “playset” and chiding everyone about toxins.
Dedicated, involved, loving fathers are sexual now? Seriously? You guys must have some fucked up relationships with your fathers…
Is there ANY phrase that can go on a childrens’ shirt that you guys won’t see as sexual? Should kids just stick to pictures? Which ones are okay? Even Jesus on the crucifix might look like he’s grabbing a kid’s nipples in you guys’ minds…
You NEVER take things far enough! Christ-onna-Cross should be a CUT-OUT onsie (like those ridiculous swimsuits a few years back). And on the lower belly/pelvic region should say, “This baby is Precious to the Lord.”
Then it would look like he was grabbin’ the kid’s nipples. You can’t go half way with thes things.
One of my best friends told me over the weekend that she’s knocked up again, I smell a ‘milf’ onsie in her future! And poop, definitely some poop as well.
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