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Death Cab for Cutie

68 comments on Death Cab for Cutie

  1. Stiflers Mom
    January 19, 2013 at 10:07 am

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  2. clambonebracelets
    January 19, 2013 at 10:13 am

    I feel like anyone who buys this should be automatically added to some kind of list. Illiterate nazis? Seems like a group we should be keeping an eye on.

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    • SheSaidPop
      January 19, 2013 at 10:15 am

      Totally. Can’t let the bastards secretly plan a Fourth Rike.

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      • Ejia
        January 19, 2013 at 1:07 pm

        Or bomb things with their Looftwaffle.

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        • Matt Johnson
          January 19, 2013 at 2:04 pm

          Or make people get fat with their delicious Blintzkrieg.

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          • Zippy
            January 19, 2013 at 2:10 pm

            Or keep their foot dry in deep water with Das Boot.

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            • Stretch65
              January 19, 2013 at 2:43 pm

              I bet Hitler tied his shoe laces in little Nazis

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              • vicogin
                January 19, 2013 at 3:49 pm

                But you have to admit that those little panzer cubs at the San Diego Zoo are tooooo cute!

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      • Stretch65
        January 19, 2013 at 2:47 pm

        I cant decide if the extra T in Hitler is for taxi or terrible

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    • Zippy
      January 19, 2013 at 11:09 am

      They just better realize they’ll have lots of competition if they want to start concentrating the juice.

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  3. Ushka
    January 19, 2013 at 10:18 am

    No no no, you’re not getting it. Pelting Hitler with golfball-sized hail stones was how the Russians won in Moscow.

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  4. imwithya
    January 19, 2013 at 10:25 am

    And one of this seller’s favorite shops is “Waffen SS Leather Shop” since 1945. Also with a cute red headed girl avatar. Wtf?
    http://www.etsy.com/shop/WaffenSS?ref=seller_info

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    • Life During Wartime
      January 19, 2013 at 11:49 am

      A lot of Asian resellers…I mean, factory collectives…have avatars like that. Especially when the seller is a dude.

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    • barky
      January 19, 2013 at 12:16 pm

      A reseller with a Nazi-themed shop name? And that’s acceptable on Etsy?

      If someone could just discover that the shop’s owner’s mom was labeling the packages they would be shut down.

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      • Glasgow
        January 19, 2013 at 1:45 pm

        Actually the whole shop is a copytight nightmare. Every cell phone case has an image stolen from somewhere. And the Nazi thing is offensive but I assume not a native English speaker. “Hail Hittler “? Any fourth grader who speaks English knows who Hitler was and how to spell his name.

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        • Linden
          January 19, 2013 at 5:40 pm

          I think the seller saw the movie Iron Sky, and really loved it, and expressing that love inappropriately.

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          • Zippy
            January 19, 2013 at 10:36 pm

            Holy balls, I just saw Iron Sky and it’s going to take me a week to get back to my original IQ. 2 words: Space Zeppelins.

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    • Princess Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
      January 20, 2013 at 6:04 am

      I don’t think I would purchase any “leather” products from a shop called Waffen SS.

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  5. Matt Johnson
    January 19, 2013 at 10:29 am

    “You’ve never Sturm und Drang like you’ll hear it on this phone! The horror comes through clear as a bell*!”

    *(sturm und drang unavailable in bunkers)

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  6. LeeLooDallas
    January 19, 2013 at 10:32 am

    “Can you fear me now?”

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    • I like pie
      January 19, 2013 at 3:50 pm

      LeeLooDallas- You need to write jokes for comedians, and get paid, a lot. You’re one of the funniest people on here. :@)

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    • Lila_Jolie
      January 19, 2013 at 7:44 pm

      Seriously…I am pretty sure we all look for your comments on every post, and that we all have internet crushes on you, (regardless of gender) due to your pithy wit! :D

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      • Zippy
        January 19, 2013 at 10:45 pm

        A day without LeeLoo is like a day without higher brain functions or Vicodin or whatever it is that makes life livable.

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    • LeeLooDallas
      January 19, 2013 at 8:29 pm

      You guys are making me blush.
      I tip my wine glass to you!

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  7. YarnKnotSpecial
    January 19, 2013 at 10:36 am

    You can use it on your Obama Phone!!
    Because he’s like a Nazi or something, right?

    /FOX NEWSed

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    • pikmintaro
      January 19, 2013 at 11:29 am

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      • YarnKnotSpecial
        January 19, 2013 at 2:09 pm

        No way man! I learned this at AbortionCon ’12, which was only like the best day of my life. I took a seminar on “ObamaBot Lies” taught by Bill Ayers and some Arab guys with huge beards and AK-47s. It was right after my class on “creative reeducation” where we learned how to shred the Constitution and recycle the pages to make copies of Mao’s Little Red Book.
        And after all that was the “Circle of Life” workshop where we took all the firearms we’d confiscated from border patrol agents and melted them down into cock rings, which we’d later hand out at the elementary schools. You gotta start recruiting those kids early, before the Bible really takes hold!

        But you probably knew all this already.

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        • Zippy
          January 19, 2013 at 2:29 pm

          I heard on Faux News that Obama staged Hurricane Sandy by just plugging sewers and turning wind farm fans around in order to look good for the election. He also has his minions farting on weather service thermometers to fake Global Warming.

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      • sumu
        January 19, 2013 at 10:41 pm

        a little testes, aren’t you?

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  8. Life During Wartime
    January 19, 2013 at 11:46 am

    The listing has been inactivated, but the seller’s shop has more of this kind of stuff I thought this was against the rules on Etsy. Hipster hate humor? What?

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  9. Zippy
    January 19, 2013 at 11:53 am

    “Siri, send thanks to Francis Pié”
    “Sending tanks through France ASPA”
    “NOOOO!”

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    • Zippy
      January 19, 2013 at 12:44 pm

      *ASAP* *Francis Epí* When will this fickung dyslexia epidemic run its source?

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    • Zippy
      January 19, 2013 at 2:20 pm

      “Siri, send my income from Paypal back to the client.”
      “Sending ‘Mein Kampf in paperback to the client”
      “NOOOO!”

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  10. tejasmom
    January 19, 2013 at 11:54 am

    No copyright infringement on this web site, right? Of course, the Third Reich probably won’t be pressing charges anyway.

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  11. Matt Johnson
    January 19, 2013 at 12:07 pm

    Isn’t “Hittler” a Hitler cover band that just plays the hits of the Third Reich?

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    • Zippy
      January 19, 2013 at 12:14 pm

      I think they toured with “Muscle Weenie” and “Toe Joe”

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      • Zippy
        January 19, 2013 at 12:16 pm

        “Stallin’ For Time” got kicked off the tour because they were a lie.

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    • vicogin
      January 19, 2013 at 3:47 pm

      Franco Goes to Hollywood was the opening act

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  12. SporkTastic
    January 19, 2013 at 12:09 pm

    http://hipsterhitler.com/comics/juice/

    Seemed appropriate, somehow. Well, not appropriate, really, but fitting.

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  13. barky
    January 19, 2013 at 12:24 pm

    Hate-themed items? check
    Copyright infringement? (Disney, no less) check
    Reseller? check
    Reported to blackhole@etsy? check

    I expect to see this on the front page, if not featured seller.

    I wish I could think of something snarky to say, but my brain just froze over when I saw this.

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    • Zippy
      January 19, 2013 at 12:37 pm

      It’s like when the KKK counter-protests the Westboro Baptist Church. Good! But you really want to put all the members of both groups (and a few others)onto a remote desert island and let nature take its course.

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      • barky
        January 19, 2013 at 1:21 pm

        I’ll be busy here growing more thumbs for that.

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        • melagrana
          January 19, 2013 at 3:25 pm

          Here, have one of mine!

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  14. gwendy
    January 19, 2013 at 12:53 pm

    Misspelled ironic Hitler propaganda. For when a sign saying, “Please punch me repeatedly in the face with my own fist,” is just too conventional. I mean, seriously, what the hell is wrong with you, Etsy seller?!

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  15. Bitch Pudding
    January 19, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    I bet that is not even her in the profile pic.

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  16. Siantastic Voyage
    January 19, 2013 at 3:08 pm

    I contacted a couple of the artists (Mandie Manzano and Marissa Garner) who are having their work stolen by the seller. Etsy will hopefully take copyright infringement complaints more seriously if they come from the wronged parties themselves.

    Marissa has her own Etsy store, here’s the link: http://www.etsy.com/shop/FayProductions

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    • Postmenopaws ™
      January 19, 2013 at 4:45 pm

      Marissa has quite a few pieces that violate others’ copyright/trademark licenses.

      Crap. Here comes the DAMigraine again…

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      • Jax25
        January 29, 2013 at 11:16 am

        Ja, I don’t think you can claim copyright infringement on copyright infringement.

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    • Zippy
      January 19, 2013 at 4:51 pm

      But what if they WANTED to have their work associated with a Nazi-themed…. Yeah, no.

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  17. Elysapeth
    January 19, 2013 at 5:19 pm

    I prefer to hail himmler, he was the one with the nice car…

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  18. Hippopo
    January 19, 2013 at 7:27 pm

    ….aaaaaand netflix ad I’m seeing next to this post is advertising Inglorious Basterds. Amazeballs.

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  19. Mapleleaves
    January 19, 2013 at 10:18 pm

    I’ve been reading Regretsy too long. I saw the typos, I saw the ghastly pro-Nazi message, but I had to log in to comment:

    There’s no such thing as a hard plastic case that fits an iPhone 4S and an iPhone 5. They’re different sizes.

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  20. Princess Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    January 20, 2013 at 6:10 am

    So Etsy is the new secret hang out for neo-Nazis and white supremacists from Indonesia? Is that where the Nazis fled to after Argentina became too hot?

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    • Zippy
      January 20, 2013 at 9:42 am

      The Nazis who were hiding in South American all snuck into Idaho after a while. It’s all in that book “The Boise From Brazil.”

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  21. katiechui
    January 20, 2013 at 6:42 am

    Rory: Shut up Hitler!

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    • Jax25
      January 29, 2013 at 11:20 am

      Who reference FTW!

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      • bugmenot
        January 29, 2013 at 7:19 pm

        You got it. I couldn’t resist putting that quote up.

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  22. operalover88
    January 27, 2013 at 2:38 am

    Considering the historical origins of the “Keep Calm and Carry On” phrase, can we label this as the point where its meme status has officially jumped the shark?

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    • Jax25
      January 29, 2013 at 11:21 am

      Or it just takes irony to epic proportions….

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