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Pearl Necklace

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53 comments on Pearl Necklace

  1. Unfortunate Incident
    January 15, 2013 at 12:59 pm

    Ebay always gets the good stuff. Never Etsy.

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    • Unfortunate Incident
      January 15, 2013 at 1:13 pm

      It’s a good look if you own it though. You can’t let fashion accessories intimidate you.

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      • lizzy1
        January 15, 2013 at 2:06 pm

        The seller doesn’t specify the size – I bet they’re less impressive in real ilfe.

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        • Postmenopaws ™
          January 15, 2013 at 5:30 pm

          From the listing:
          THE PEARL MEASURES 7/8″ TOTAL PENDANT MEASURES JUST UNDER 1.25″

          Geez, it’s almost a whole inch! That’s not impressive?

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    • d3v3l
      January 15, 2013 at 5:36 pm

      Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  2. crispyduck13
    January 15, 2013 at 1:03 pm

    For $58 those “tie-backs” better come with a tetanus shot.

    As for you, Mr. Penis Pearl Necklace, well I’m not even going near you until they invent a gonorrhea shot.

    Shipping is extra!!

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  3. Matt Johnson
    January 15, 2013 at 1:16 pm

    How do you “hand-make” radiator pipe?

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    • barky
      January 15, 2013 at 1:29 pm

      You’re just confused. It’s the rusty patina that’s handmade!

      Or maybe I’m confused…and that’s what makes it vintage??

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      • Unfortunate Incident
        January 15, 2013 at 1:32 pm

        Steampunk.

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      • docleather
        January 15, 2013 at 3:17 pm

        rust stains on the drapes. how Hobo wedding chic.

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  4. barky
    January 15, 2013 at 1:32 pm

    Somewhere out there is an unfortunate oyster who wants to have a word with someone.

    I’m glad it’s not me.

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  5. NoFace
    January 15, 2013 at 1:38 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    • Matt Johnson
      January 15, 2013 at 1:42 pm

      This place is definitely different. There’s no interaction, and that’s what I liked. A lot of the people who were here when I showed up a few months ago seem to have left. It feels abandoned, to some degree.

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      • Matt Johnson
        January 15, 2013 at 1:58 pm

        Just being honest, anonymous downthumber.

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        • melagrana
          January 15, 2013 at 4:52 pm

          Ehh, I thumbed you back up.
          Some things have to stay the same.

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          • Zippy
            January 15, 2013 at 8:28 pm

            Just knowing Helen was watching, calculating, pondering the right moment to bust chops, really shored up my insecurity.

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            • melagrana
              January 16, 2013 at 6:57 am

              *sigh*
              I don’t even feel like getting a room now.

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              • Matt Johnson
                January 16, 2013 at 9:34 am

                I’m just gonna get a big bag of chips and crawl inside it. *double-sigh*

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                • melagrana
                  January 16, 2013 at 11:17 am

                  Scoot over! I’m joining you.
                  *3xsigh*

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      • crispyduck13
        January 15, 2013 at 2:00 pm

        There’s still interaction, who else but Che would be thumbs downing you?

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        • Matt Johnson
          January 15, 2013 at 2:04 pm

          I’ve got no problem with Che or the content, I guess, it’s just that he doesn’t interact so it feels like a robot is posting stuff. Plus, it’s just not as active as it used to be.

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          • TheLegwarmerCrusader
            January 15, 2013 at 3:49 pm

            It makes me feel bad, really, that I didn’t start to comment or get involved until around the time Helen handed things over to Che. I admired (and still admire) the community (from afar. I lurked here for at least a year before I joined) and giggled while making weird faces at some beautiful whimsicle fuckery, and marveled the amazing things this community of fat, jealous, and occasionally drunk losers does for equally amazing people in need. I really would love for Che to get involved and interact with us.

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          • Glasgow
            January 15, 2013 at 4:00 pm

            I think a lot of the wittier posters don’t hang around so much. Not so many funny comments as before. People seem to like to be mean rather than clever. I miss clever personally.

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            • Betty Boo Boo
              January 15, 2013 at 4:10 pm

              As long as Matt & Zippy remain, I’ll keep coming back.

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            • 6eisha
              January 16, 2013 at 9:17 am

              “People seem to like to be mean rather than clever.”

              I guess this is the primary reason at least one person (hm… le moi) hasn’t been visiting as often as before.

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          • Darlene Scissorfuck
            January 15, 2013 at 10:31 pm

            I’ll just leave this here.

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      • lizzy1
        January 15, 2013 at 2:09 pm

        Well some of us came late to the party! I did show up with litre of rum and an enquiring mind, ‘tho.

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        • craftymccrafter
          January 15, 2013 at 9:35 pm

          I am late also, but I have 2 bottles of wine.

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  6. vicogin
    January 15, 2013 at 1:39 pm

    When mother of pearl leads to the father of pearl necklaces

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  7. whimsiclefucker
    January 15, 2013 at 1:58 pm

    NO NO NO

    It’s a PEARL NECKLACE, earrings are just an incidental dependent on pressure & angle of application.

    Kids today!

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  8. lizzy1
    January 15, 2013 at 2:10 pm

    Ironically, it’s the second one that’ll stain your soft furnishings!

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  9. SiliconeSunflower
    January 15, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    The seller of the pearl-nis has the ebay name “oldcrapola”. Really.

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  10. BlueYonder
    January 15, 2013 at 2:51 pm

    You know, quite frankly, I think it might be quite nice to be as innocent and clean-minded as the people who can look at those things and honestly NOT see a dick.

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    • docleather
      January 15, 2013 at 3:19 pm

      sorry, but after goatse and this site, mind has been permanently corrupted. Some things just can’t be unseen.

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    • tralfaz
      January 16, 2013 at 6:37 am

      Unbelievably, it took about 3 seconds for me to figure out why the pearl was on Regretsy. So I’m not an absolute perv! But now I’m worrying if I have AD

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      • backfatbarbie
        January 19, 2013 at 2:35 pm

        Thoughts wandered before the second “D” ?

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  11. Elysapeth
    January 15, 2013 at 2:57 pm

    Mmm I like it free form!

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  12. Dances With Lasagna
    January 15, 2013 at 6:43 pm

    What decorating motif can incorporate rusty metal and not get the placed condemned by the local code enforcement officer?

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  13. GauntletsofKitsch
    January 15, 2013 at 9:14 pm

    Rusted pipe’s store is worth a look. I’ve never seen such fuckery.

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    • craftymccrafter
      January 15, 2013 at 9:40 pm

      Colon cleanse, tons of “long term storage” freeze dried food, spider-embedded-in-plastic jewelry, and rusted pipe decor. Ready for Armageddon, I guess?

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  14. backfatbarbie
    January 15, 2013 at 9:58 pm

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    • backfatbarbie
      January 15, 2013 at 10:00 pm

      I’ll leave the caption to others.

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    • reddogbon
      January 16, 2013 at 2:16 pm

      I…am in love.

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    • CalmlyUnaware
      January 17, 2013 at 6:59 am

      HOW DID YOU GET IN MY BEDROOM?!

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  15. JuicyLucy
    January 15, 2013 at 10:46 pm

    I’ve had a few pearl necklaces in my time but never one quite like that.

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  16. cyenna
    January 16, 2013 at 12:07 am

    WHY DO YOU SHOW US THESE THINGS AFTER THEY’VE BEEN BOUGHT?

    Now I’m heartbroken and putting the J in FJL.

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  17. rapana1
    January 16, 2013 at 6:59 pm

    “What’s a … pen…iz?”
    “Tsk. Pee-neece. It’s posh for knob.”

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  18. Mapleleaves
    January 16, 2013 at 10:04 pm

    My college dorm bathrooms had pipes like that to hold toilet paper. It was mounted below waist height so it looked like a creepy rusty painted steel penis coming through a hole in the wall.

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  19. katiechui
    January 17, 2013 at 12:39 pm

    How can a recycled Rusted Pipe be a
    “A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item in its original packaging”?

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