BONUS: WELL HUNG DRAPES
Ebay always gets the good stuff. Never Etsy.
It’s a good look if you own it though. You can’t let fashion accessories intimidate you.
The seller doesn’t specify the size – I bet they’re less impressive in real ilfe.
From the listing:
THE PEARL MEASURES 7/8″ TOTAL PENDANT MEASURES JUST UNDER 1.25″
Geez, it’s almost a whole inch! That’s not impressive?
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They kind of look like penis, btw I have an average sized penis.
For $58 those “tie-backs” better come with a tetanus shot.
As for you, Mr. Penis Pearl Necklace, well I’m not even going near you until they invent a gonorrhea shot.
Shipping is extra!!
How do you “hand-make” radiator pipe?
You’re just confused. It’s the rusty patina that’s handmade!
Or maybe I’m confused…and that’s what makes it vintage??
Steampipe. They were close.
Radiator? I never even met ‘er!
rust stains on the drapes. how Hobo wedding chic.
Somewhere out there is an unfortunate oyster who wants to have a word with someone.
I’m glad it’s not me.
Argh, yet another post about penises?
I miss Helen. There was this stuff now and then, but mostly truly funny things.
This place is definitely different. There’s no interaction, and that’s what I liked. A lot of the people who were here when I showed up a few months ago seem to have left. It feels abandoned, to some degree.
Just being honest, anonymous downthumber.
Ehh, I thumbed you back up.
Some things have to stay the same.
Just knowing Helen was watching, calculating, pondering the right moment to bust chops, really shored up my insecurity.
I don’t even feel like getting a room now.
I’m just gonna get a big bag of chips and crawl inside it. *double-sigh*
Scoot over! I’m joining you.
There’s still interaction, who else but Che would be thumbs downing you?
I’ve got no problem with Che or the content, I guess, it’s just that he doesn’t interact so it feels like a robot is posting stuff. Plus, it’s just not as active as it used to be.
It makes me feel bad, really, that I didn’t start to comment or get involved until around the time Helen handed things over to Che. I admired (and still admire) the community (from afar. I lurked here for at least a year before I joined) and giggled while making weird faces at some beautiful whimsicle fuckery, and marveled the amazing things this community of fat, jealous, and occasionally drunk losers does for equally amazing people in need. I really would love for Che to get involved and interact with us.
I think a lot of the wittier posters don’t hang around so much. Not so many funny comments as before. People seem to like to be mean rather than clever. I miss clever personally.
As long as Matt & Zippy remain, I’ll keep coming back.
And Melagrana. And LeeLoo.
“People seem to like to be mean rather than clever.”
I guess this is the primary reason at least one person (hm… le moi) hasn’t been visiting as often as before.
I’ll just leave this here.
Well some of us came late to the party! I did show up with litre of rum and an enquiring mind, ‘tho.
I am late also, but I have 2 bottles of wine.
When mother of pearl leads to the father of pearl necklaces
NO NO NO
It’s a PEARL NECKLACE, earrings are just an incidental dependent on pressure & angle of application.
Ironically, it’s the second one that’ll stain your soft furnishings!
The seller of the pearl-nis has the ebay name “oldcrapola”. Really.
You know, quite frankly, I think it might be quite nice to be as innocent and clean-minded as the people who can look at those things and honestly NOT see a dick.
sorry, but after goatse and this site, mind has been permanently corrupted. Some things just can’t be unseen.
Unbelievably, it took about 3 seconds for me to figure out why the pearl was on Regretsy. So I’m not an absolute perv! But now I’m worrying if I have AD
Thoughts wandered before the second “D” ?
Mmm I like it free form!
What decorating motif can incorporate rusty metal and not get the placed condemned by the local code enforcement officer?
Rusted pipe’s store is worth a look. I’ve never seen such fuckery.
Colon cleanse, tons of “long term storage” freeze dried food, spider-embedded-in-plastic jewelry, and rusted pipe decor. Ready for Armageddon, I guess?
I’ll leave the caption to others.
I…am in love.
HOW DID YOU GET IN MY BEDROOM?!
I’ve had a few pearl necklaces in my time but never one quite like that.
WHY DO YOU SHOW US THESE THINGS AFTER THEY’VE BEEN BOUGHT?
Now I’m heartbroken and putting the J in FJL.
“What’s a … pen…iz?”
“Tsk. Pee-neece. It’s posh for knob.”
My college dorm bathrooms had pipes like that to hold toilet paper. It was mounted below waist height so it looked like a creepy rusty painted steel penis coming through a hole in the wall.
How can a recycled Rusted Pipe be a
“A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item in its original packaging”?
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