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Free Enterprise

108 comments on Free Enterprise

  1. Zippy
    January 14, 2013 at 10:03 am

    Time to kick some Cylon ass!

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    • Unfortunate Incident
      January 14, 2013 at 10:47 am

      May the farce be with you.

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  2. vicogin
    January 14, 2013 at 10:06 am

    I love how you put the cast of Firefly in Battlestar Galactica uniforms on the Stargate SG-1 set!

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  3. haineux
    January 14, 2013 at 10:06 am

    I paid money for this shirt. Not MUCH money, which is even better.

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    • Agent_of_Chaos
      January 14, 2013 at 6:22 pm

      I want that shirt. Because I’d have to listen to everyone whine about it. And I could pretend to totally not get why. It would be AWESOME! (I’m a sick, sick puppy.)

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  4. LeeLooDallas
    January 14, 2013 at 10:07 am

    Star Trek was great until Lucas f’ed it up with all the re-dos.

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  5. whimsiclefucker
    January 14, 2013 at 10:08 am

    Watch out for Dr. Smith’s treacherous plots!

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    • Zippy
      January 14, 2013 at 10:46 am

      He was at his worst while passing himself off as My Favorite Romulan.

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  6. Matt Johnson
    January 14, 2013 at 10:09 am

    Did those Klingons ever finish that “Death Star” they were always yammering on about?

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    • Zippy
      January 14, 2013 at 10:28 am

      ET blew up the first one with unbelievable loss of life. They decided to build the second one in the suburban house of an unsuspecting American family over the course of several seasons. Hilarity ensues.

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      • Matt Johnson
        January 14, 2013 at 10:33 am

        I love when the whole gang cruises around the universe with Bernie, who everyone thinks is alive thanks to his sunglasses but is really dead. That one scene with Bernie and Chewbacca both wearing shades and Hawaiian shirts is priceless.

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        • Zippy
          January 14, 2013 at 10:48 am

          You’d think people would have noticed the carbonite, but no. They thought he was just really tan.

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          • lettucego
            January 14, 2013 at 12:13 pm

            I hear there are plans to make a sequel called “Weekend at Shatner’s 3″. I can’t wait!

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            • Matt Johnson
              January 14, 2013 at 2:03 pm

              I saw an early draft of the script, and it looks like they’re re-vamping the “Trouble with Toupees” scene where Shatner’s toupee keeps multiplying over and over until they fill the Millennium Falcon to the brim and then Predator comes along and eats them all.

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              • Zippy
                January 14, 2013 at 7:14 pm

                “They’re born pregnant!
                *whispered* Because of Shatner”

                -Dr. McCoynobi

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              • lettucego
                January 14, 2013 at 7:55 pm

                I hope Wil Skywalker’s in it. I kinda feel sorry for him, being so hated and all.

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        • tiny giraffe
          January 14, 2013 at 12:31 pm

          That scene when the alien bursts out of Bernie’s abdomen and starts doing the Macarena? Priceless!

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          • Zippy
            January 14, 2013 at 6:59 pm

            Alf killed that scene!

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            • gwendy
              January 15, 2013 at 12:03 pm

              And that’s why Pod People is my favorite movie.

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      • Stretch65
        January 16, 2013 at 1:16 pm

        Yeah I used to love ALF!

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  7. LeeLooDallas
    January 14, 2013 at 10:11 am

    “The Trouble With Trash Compactors” is my favorite episode.

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    • Matt Johnson
      January 14, 2013 at 10:30 am

      Mine, too. That’s the episode where Lando Calrissian gets stuck in the compactor with Lt. Uhura and sparks finally fly.

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      • Zippy
        January 14, 2013 at 10:31 am

        It’s funny how they both wore the same dress to work that day.

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    • Zippy
      January 14, 2013 at 10:44 am

      I like “The City on the Edge of Scum and Villainy ” where Luke and Han go back in time to 1930′s Mos Eisley to shoot torpedos in Joan Crawford’s exhaust port so Jaba the Hut doesn’t win WWII.

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      • BrooklynK
        January 14, 2013 at 12:10 pm

        But what about Joan Collins?

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        • Zippy
          January 14, 2013 at 6:42 pm

          Motherfu—-! I mean, in THIS episode it’s Joan Crawford. Because Joan Collins has shielding over hers.

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  8. Qui
    January 14, 2013 at 10:26 am

    Chewbacca is my favorite tribble

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    • Zippy
      January 14, 2013 at 8:35 pm

      It’s pretty obvious why creatures who are that furry would hate Cling-ons.

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  9. Matt Johnson
    January 14, 2013 at 10:36 am

    “Beam me up, Chewie!”

    Man I love that show.

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    • Zippy
      January 14, 2013 at 10:38 am

      “Don’t get cocky, Kirk! (Joke’s on him, there are only 2 space dames for him to hit in this universe.)

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      • Matt Johnson
        January 14, 2013 at 10:41 am

        Kirk has every reason to be cocky because The Enterprise once made the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.

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        • GranoblasticMan
          January 14, 2013 at 5:55 pm

          The irony, of course, is that “parsec” is a unit of weight, not time.

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          • Zippy
            January 14, 2013 at 7:21 pm

            “Wow, that’s heavy!”
            “There’s that word again. “Heavy.” Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull?”

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          • Zefram Cockring
            January 14, 2013 at 10:43 pm

            That joke is light years old!

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  10. Zippy
    January 14, 2013 at 10:36 am

    Not shown: Captain Christopher Pike portrayed by R2D2. Beep!

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    • melagrana
      January 14, 2013 at 11:50 am

      Lt. Yoda’s been working out.

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      • Zippy
        January 14, 2013 at 6:43 pm

        How do I know you mean that?

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    • melagrana
      January 14, 2013 at 11:50 am

      Lt. Yoda’s been working out.

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      • Matt Johnson
        January 14, 2013 at 12:07 pm

        Are you trying to tell us that Lt. Yoda’s been working out?

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        • melagrana
          January 14, 2013 at 12:48 pm

          I don’t know why everything gets posted twice. It could be that I have lobster claws instead of hands, but I’m not certain.

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          • Matt Johnson
            January 14, 2013 at 1:08 pm

            If you keep those lobster claws dipped in butter, I may know why this keeps happening.

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            • melagrana
              January 14, 2013 at 1:25 pm

              It could be the protective rolls I wear over them.

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              • lettucego
                January 14, 2013 at 5:31 pm

                Aaaand for once regretsy makes me hungry instead of nauseated. Quick, someone post a link to fix this anomaly!

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          • Zippy
            January 14, 2013 at 7:59 pm

            WHY NOT ZOIDLAGRANA???

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            • melagrana
              January 14, 2013 at 9:20 pm

              You can make it so.

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              • Zippy
                January 14, 2013 at 9:53 pm

                I invoke the insanity claws.

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                • melagrana
                  January 15, 2013 at 9:10 am

                  Too late! *clack clack clack*

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  11. Building7
    January 14, 2013 at 11:07 am

    This is not the starship you are looking for, friend…

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  12. Zippy
    January 14, 2013 at 11:12 am

    So, all this time R2D2 was a Dalek? That’s retardised!

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  13. pikmintaro
    January 14, 2013 at 11:40 am

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    • Postmenopaws ™
      January 14, 2013 at 1:40 pm

      Welcome to Regretsy! Where DIY meets WTB.

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      • Matt Johnson
        January 14, 2013 at 2:00 pm

        I thought it was “Where DIY meets WWJD”?

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        • reddogbon
          January 14, 2013 at 5:17 pm

          What Would Shat Do?

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          • Zippy
            January 14, 2013 at 6:46 pm

            It’s NOT where DIY meets WD40. I found that out the awkward way.

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    • RevW
      January 14, 2013 at 9:04 pm

      There’s a formula for this (+–)x(-)etc = N3 [nerd equation] You audited advanced calc in college, yes?

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    • Zefram Cockring
      January 14, 2013 at 10:46 pm

      I bet he or she didn’t pay licensing fees, either! I recommend that you contact the legal departments of Disney and Paramount right away! Let us know what they say.

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  14. Irishyankee
    January 14, 2013 at 11:43 am

    The Derp is strong in this one

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    • balaclavicle
      January 14, 2013 at 4:17 pm

      I would have given you more thumbs, but I appear to be missing a hand after that last phaser battle.

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  15. cmcc
    January 14, 2013 at 11:53 am

    I wonder if they do custom orders. I would love sticker to commemorate my favorite Star Wars episode, the one when Bra’tac turns to the dark side and slips Teal’c a transponder that takes him to Empok Nor, where Scorpius plans turns him into a Centurion but his plans are foiled when the Doctor shows up.

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  16. Princess Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    January 14, 2013 at 11:53 am

    “I’m the Doctor, not a bricklayer!”

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  17. Princess Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
    January 14, 2013 at 11:54 am

    “He’s dead, Jim.”
    “I know”

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    • barky
      January 14, 2013 at 3:02 pm

      But my name’s not Jim!

      Does that mean he’s maybe not dead?

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      • Shirley Knott
        January 14, 2013 at 7:20 pm

        And don’t call me Shirley – oh, wait.

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        • Zippy
          January 14, 2013 at 7:26 pm

          No, I’m Brian! And so’s my wife!

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    • RevW
      January 14, 2013 at 8:56 pm

      “He’s dead, Leia.”

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  18. amazon
    January 14, 2013 at 12:07 pm

    I would put this on my car, just to watch my geek friends’ heads explode.

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  19. Glasgow
    January 14, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    Chewbacca must have Naired his hands. And they are oddly pallid. Maybe the hair was burned off in that episode where Enterprise explodes? Or he was sharing hair secrets with that bald V – ger chick.

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  20. Lisa
    January 14, 2013 at 12:46 pm

    Set your lightsaber to stun, Luke!

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    • docleather
      January 15, 2013 at 11:50 am

      Damn it, Jim, I’m a doctor, Not a Jedi!

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  21. rahrahratty
    January 14, 2013 at 1:34 pm

    Oh Lord, just when I was getting close to mastering which franchise was which, someone has to confuse me to death.

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  22. pikmintaro
    January 14, 2013 at 1:35 pm

    Ok I guess it was actually a joke since everybody thumbs down me :(

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    • Matt Johnson
      January 14, 2013 at 1:59 pm

      It’s okay. Just get back on the turnip-truck and try again. Jokes go over best here.

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      • melagrana
        January 14, 2013 at 2:19 pm

        And Matt’s personal downthumber expanded his range.

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        • Matt Johnson
          January 14, 2013 at 2:24 pm

          My downthumber must be adding more accounts. Well, the economy IS getting better, they say…

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          • Zippy
            January 14, 2013 at 8:13 pm

            Wait, is Matt’s downthumber hiring? I’m asking for a friend who appreciates money more than quirky humor.

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            • melagrana
              January 14, 2013 at 9:22 pm

              You need better friends.

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              • Zippy
                January 14, 2013 at 10:36 pm

                Or at least pickier ones.

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                • lettucego
                  January 15, 2013 at 1:55 am

                  Or possibly richer ones.

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                  • melagrana
                    January 15, 2013 at 9:11 am

                    Or fewer triangular ones.
                    *ducks*

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                    • Zippy
                      January 15, 2013 at 10:58 am

                      3-sided bastards!

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      • barky
        January 14, 2013 at 3:03 pm

        Hey, the turnip truck is getting pretty durn crowded!

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  23. Postmenopaws ™
    January 14, 2013 at 1:43 pm

    Obi-Wan KaSpocki is a lot hotter than he was when I was nine, when I heard the original searies on Disney 33RPM DVDs.

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    • Postmenopaws ™
      January 14, 2013 at 1:43 pm

      *Series. From JC Penney.

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    • Ejia
      January 15, 2013 at 5:53 am

      I am finding Science Officer Kenobi disturbingly sexy as well.

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      • docleather
        January 15, 2013 at 3:15 pm

        I’m seeing your disturbance in the force, and I’ll raise you a static Klingon.

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  24. Vagrarian
    January 14, 2013 at 2:00 pm

    Looking at the shop on Etsy, I suspect this is intentional. The Zombie Beatles t-shirt is actually charming.

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    • Maman Brigitte
      January 14, 2013 at 2:16 pm

      Oh well… here is some actual WTF stuff: this

      this

      and this.

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      • Zippy
        January 14, 2013 at 6:52 pm

        April is gonna pounce on this shit like a puma on an obese toddler lost in the woods.

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      • rapana1
        January 15, 2013 at 12:59 am

        Spock has Roseaca? Who knew?

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        • Maman Brigitte
          January 15, 2013 at 10:40 am

          Have you seen the seller’s shop? Apparently,
          everyone on Star Trek has rosacea. Scotty must be spiking the Trixian bubble juice or something!

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          • Ennui Oui
            January 15, 2013 at 12:47 pm

            Roseacea, my ass! Everyone’s been hitting the Romulan ale again.

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  25. Ejia
    January 14, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    You just know Lando will work those go-go boots.

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  26. Trickster
    January 14, 2013 at 2:56 pm

    All I can think of is: what did Mark Hamill do to get on April’s shit list this time?

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  27. Tante
    January 14, 2013 at 6:07 pm

    Danger Will Robinson! Klingons on the starboard bow.
    They are demanding we eat Quisp!

    worst…keeping up with the Cardassians…episode…ever.

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  28. rapana1
    January 15, 2013 at 1:00 am

    My question is- too many Midichlorians in seller’s bloodstream, or not enough?

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    • Trickster
      January 15, 2013 at 2:08 am

      Fuck you very much for reminding me of the prequels. :(

      I will return to my reasonable belief that there have only ever been three Star Wars movies, and they were never “revised” either.

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      • rapana1
        January 16, 2013 at 6:55 pm

        XD The same way I insist there was only ONE Matrix move made. Ditto Highlander.

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  29. Zippy
    January 15, 2013 at 9:20 am

    “Obi Wan Kenobi, why did you exile yourself to the driest planet in the galaxy?”
    “Because Jar Jar Binks is an amphibian.”

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  30. Mapleleaves
    January 15, 2013 at 3:44 pm

    Wil Wheaton must have beckoned them to the Dark Side.

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  31. Princess Cupcake Glitter Kitty
    January 16, 2013 at 9:58 pm

    Wow, the TARDIS is looking really sharp. I’ve never seen the Doctor with so many companions either!

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  32. katiechui
    January 17, 2013 at 12:51 pm

    My brother loves Star wars but hates star trek. Maybe I should buy this and stick it on his car bumper for a laugh.

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