I want that shirt. Because I’d have to listen to everyone whine about it. And I could pretend to totally not get why. It would be AWESOME! (I’m a sick, sick puppy.)
ET blew up the first one with unbelievable loss of life. They decided to build the second one in the suburban house of an unsuspecting American family over the course of several seasons. Hilarity ensues.
I love when the whole gang cruises around the universe with Bernie, who everyone thinks is alive thanks to his sunglasses but is really dead. That one scene with Bernie and Chewbacca both wearing shades and Hawaiian shirts is priceless.
I saw an early draft of the script, and it looks like they’re re-vamping the “Trouble with Toupees” scene where Shatner’s toupee keeps multiplying over and over until they fill the Millennium Falcon to the brim and then Predator comes along and eats them all.
I like “The City on the Edge of Scum and Villainy ” where Luke and Han go back in time to 1930′s Mos Eisley to shoot torpedos in Joan Crawford’s exhaust port so Jaba the Hut doesn’t win WWII.
“Wow, that’s heavy!”
“There’s that word again. “Heavy.” Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull?”
I bet he or she didn’t pay licensing fees, either! I recommend that you contact the legal departments of Disney and Paramount right away! Let us know what they say.
I wonder if they do custom orders. I would love sticker to commemorate my favorite Star Wars episode, the one when Bra’tac turns to the dark side and slips Teal’c a transponder that takes him to Empok Nor, where Scorpius plans turns him into a Centurion but his plans are foiled when the Doctor shows up.
Chewbacca must have Naired his hands. And they are oddly pallid. Maybe the hair was burned off in that episode where Enterprise explodes? Or he was sharing hair secrets with that bald V – ger chick.
January 14, 2013 at 10:03 am
Time to kick some Cylon ass!
January 14, 2013 at 10:47 am
May the farce be with you.
January 14, 2013 at 11:09 am
Engage a bad feeling about this.
January 14, 2013 at 1:06 pm
Beam me up, Wookie!
January 14, 2013 at 2:18 pm
This must be a KHAAAN! No one is that ignorant
January 14, 2013 at 6:54 pm
They won the Millenniprise!
January 14, 2013 at 10:06 am
I love how you put the cast of Firefly in Battlestar Galactica uniforms on the Stargate SG-1 set!
January 14, 2013 at 10:06 am
I paid money for this shirt. Not MUCH money, which is even better.
January 14, 2013 at 6:22 pm
I want that shirt. Because I’d have to listen to everyone whine about it. And I could pretend to totally not get why. It would be AWESOME! (I’m a sick, sick puppy.)
January 14, 2013 at 10:07 am
Star Trek was great until Lucas f’ed it up with all the re-dos.
January 14, 2013 at 10:08 am
Watch out for Dr. Smith’s treacherous plots!
January 14, 2013 at 10:46 am
He was at his worst while passing himself off as My Favorite Romulan.
January 14, 2013 at 10:09 am
Did those Klingons ever finish that “Death Star” they were always yammering on about?
January 14, 2013 at 10:28 am
ET blew up the first one with unbelievable loss of life. They decided to build the second one in the suburban house of an unsuspecting American family over the course of several seasons. Hilarity ensues.
January 14, 2013 at 10:33 am
I love when the whole gang cruises around the universe with Bernie, who everyone thinks is alive thanks to his sunglasses but is really dead. That one scene with Bernie and Chewbacca both wearing shades and Hawaiian shirts is priceless.
January 14, 2013 at 10:48 am
You’d think people would have noticed the carbonite, but no. They thought he was just really tan.
January 14, 2013 at 12:13 pm
I hear there are plans to make a sequel called “Weekend at Shatner’s 3″. I can’t wait!
January 14, 2013 at 2:03 pm
I saw an early draft of the script, and it looks like they’re re-vamping the “Trouble with Toupees” scene where Shatner’s toupee keeps multiplying over and over until they fill the Millennium Falcon to the brim and then Predator comes along and eats them all.
January 14, 2013 at 7:14 pm
“They’re born pregnant!
*whispered* Because of Shatner”
-Dr. McCoynobi
January 14, 2013 at 7:55 pm
I hope Wil Skywalker’s in it. I kinda feel sorry for him, being so hated and all.
January 14, 2013 at 12:31 pm
That scene when the alien bursts out of Bernie’s abdomen and starts doing the Macarena? Priceless!
January 14, 2013 at 6:59 pm
Alf killed that scene!
January 15, 2013 at 12:03 pm
And that’s why Pod People is my favorite movie.
January 16, 2013 at 1:16 pm
Yeah I used to love ALF!
January 14, 2013 at 10:11 am
“The Trouble With Trash Compactors” is my favorite episode.
January 14, 2013 at 10:30 am
Mine, too. That’s the episode where Lando Calrissian gets stuck in the compactor with Lt. Uhura and sparks finally fly.
January 14, 2013 at 10:31 am
It’s funny how they both wore the same dress to work that day.
January 14, 2013 at 10:44 am
I like “The City on the Edge of Scum and Villainy ” where Luke and Han go back in time to 1930′s Mos Eisley to shoot torpedos in Joan Crawford’s exhaust port so Jaba the Hut doesn’t win WWII.
January 14, 2013 at 12:10 pm
But what about Joan Collins?
January 14, 2013 at 6:42 pm
Motherfu—-! I mean, in THIS episode it’s Joan Crawford. Because Joan Collins has shielding over hers.
January 14, 2013 at 10:26 am
Chewbacca is my favorite tribble
January 14, 2013 at 8:35 pm
It’s pretty obvious why creatures who are that furry would hate Cling-ons.
January 14, 2013 at 10:36 am
“Beam me up, Chewie!”
Man I love that show.
January 14, 2013 at 10:38 am
“Don’t get cocky, Kirk! (Joke’s on him, there are only 2 space dames for him to hit in this universe.)
January 14, 2013 at 10:41 am
Kirk has every reason to be cocky because The Enterprise once made the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.
January 14, 2013 at 5:55 pm
The irony, of course, is that “parsec” is a unit of weight, not time.
January 14, 2013 at 7:21 pm
“Wow, that’s heavy!”
“There’s that word again. “Heavy.” Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull?”
January 14, 2013 at 10:43 pm
That joke is light years old!
January 14, 2013 at 10:36 am
Not shown: Captain Christopher Pike portrayed by R2D2. Beep!
January 14, 2013 at 11:50 am
Lt. Yoda’s been working out.
January 14, 2013 at 6:43 pm
How do I know you mean that?
January 14, 2013 at 11:50 am
Lt. Yoda’s been working out.
January 14, 2013 at 12:07 pm
Are you trying to tell us that Lt. Yoda’s been working out?
January 14, 2013 at 12:48 pm
I don’t know why everything gets posted twice. It could be that I have lobster claws instead of hands, but I’m not certain.
January 14, 2013 at 1:08 pm
If you keep those lobster claws dipped in butter, I may know why this keeps happening.
January 14, 2013 at 1:25 pm
It could be the protective rolls I wear over them.
January 14, 2013 at 5:31 pm
Aaaand for once regretsy makes me hungry instead of nauseated. Quick, someone post a link to fix this anomaly!
January 14, 2013 at 7:59 pm
WHY NOT ZOIDLAGRANA???
January 14, 2013 at 9:20 pm
You can make it so.
January 14, 2013 at 9:53 pm
I invoke the insanity claws.
January 15, 2013 at 9:10 am
Too late! *clack clack clack*
January 14, 2013 at 11:07 am
This is not the starship you are looking for, friend…
January 14, 2013 at 11:12 am
So, all this time R2D2 was a Dalek? That’s retardised!
January 14, 2013 at 11:40 am
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January 14, 2013 at 1:40 pm
Welcome to Regretsy! Where DIY meets WTB.
January 14, 2013 at 2:00 pm
I thought it was “Where DIY meets WWJD”?
January 14, 2013 at 5:17 pm
What Would Shat Do?
January 14, 2013 at 6:46 pm
It’s NOT where DIY meets WD40. I found that out the awkward way.
January 14, 2013 at 9:04 pm
There’s a formula for this (+–)x(-)etc = N3 [nerd equation] You audited advanced calc in college, yes?
January 14, 2013 at 10:46 pm
I bet he or she didn’t pay licensing fees, either! I recommend that you contact the legal departments of Disney and Paramount right away! Let us know what they say.
January 14, 2013 at 11:43 am
The Derp is strong in this one
January 14, 2013 at 4:17 pm
I would have given you more thumbs, but I appear to be missing a hand after that last phaser battle.
January 14, 2013 at 11:53 am
I wonder if they do custom orders. I would love sticker to commemorate my favorite Star Wars episode, the one when Bra’tac turns to the dark side and slips Teal’c a transponder that takes him to Empok Nor, where Scorpius plans turns him into a Centurion but his plans are foiled when the Doctor shows up.
January 14, 2013 at 11:53 am
“I’m the Doctor, not a bricklayer!”
January 14, 2013 at 11:54 am
“He’s dead, Jim.”
“I know”
January 14, 2013 at 3:02 pm
But my name’s not Jim!
Does that mean he’s maybe not dead?
January 14, 2013 at 7:20 pm
And don’t call me Shirley – oh, wait.
January 14, 2013 at 7:26 pm
No, I’m Brian! And so’s my wife!
January 14, 2013 at 8:56 pm
“He’s dead, Leia.”
January 14, 2013 at 12:07 pm
I would put this on my car, just to watch my geek friends’ heads explode.
January 14, 2013 at 12:38 pm
I believe there was already a meme for that. But making it meta would be pretty awesome.
January 14, 2013 at 1:46 pm
Yep – it’s the “idiot nerd girl” meme. There IS a derp in OP, though. Meta derp?
January 14, 2013 at 5:31 pm
how about put it one someone you dislike and send them into a nerd convention.
January 14, 2013 at 12:28 pm
Chewbacca must have Naired his hands. And they are oddly pallid. Maybe the hair was burned off in that episode where Enterprise explodes? Or he was sharing hair secrets with that bald V – ger chick.
January 14, 2013 at 12:46 pm
Set your lightsaber to stun, Luke!
January 15, 2013 at 11:50 am
Damn it, Jim, I’m a doctor, Not a Jedi!
January 14, 2013 at 1:34 pm
Oh Lord, just when I was getting close to mastering which franchise was which, someone has to confuse me to death.
January 14, 2013 at 1:35 pm
Ok I guess it was actually a joke since everybody thumbs down me
January 14, 2013 at 1:59 pm
It’s okay. Just get back on the turnip-truck and try again. Jokes go over best here.
January 14, 2013 at 2:19 pm
And Matt’s personal downthumber expanded his range.
January 14, 2013 at 2:24 pm
My downthumber must be adding more accounts. Well, the economy IS getting better, they say…
January 14, 2013 at 8:13 pm
Wait, is Matt’s downthumber hiring? I’m asking for a friend who appreciates money more than quirky humor.
January 14, 2013 at 9:22 pm
You need better friends.
January 14, 2013 at 10:36 pm
Or at least pickier ones.
January 15, 2013 at 1:55 am
Or possibly richer ones.
January 15, 2013 at 9:11 am
Or fewer triangular ones.
*ducks*
January 15, 2013 at 10:58 am
3-sided bastards!
January 14, 2013 at 3:03 pm
Hey, the turnip truck is getting pretty durn crowded!
January 14, 2013 at 1:43 pm
Obi-Wan KaSpocki is a lot hotter than he was when I was nine, when I heard the original searies on Disney 33RPM DVDs.
January 14, 2013 at 1:43 pm
*Series. From JC Penney.
January 15, 2013 at 5:53 am
I am finding Science Officer Kenobi disturbingly sexy as well.
January 15, 2013 at 3:15 pm
I’m seeing your disturbance in the force, and I’ll raise you a static Klingon.
January 14, 2013 at 2:00 pm
Looking at the shop on Etsy, I suspect this is intentional. The Zombie Beatles t-shirt is actually charming.
January 14, 2013 at 2:16 pm
Oh well… here is some actual WTF stuff: this
this
and this.
January 14, 2013 at 6:52 pm
April is gonna pounce on this shit like a puma on an obese toddler lost in the woods.
January 15, 2013 at 12:59 am
Spock has Roseaca? Who knew?
January 15, 2013 at 10:40 am
Have you seen the seller’s shop? Apparently,
everyone on Star Trek has rosacea. Scotty must be spiking the Trixian bubble juice or something!
January 15, 2013 at 12:47 pm
Roseacea, my ass! Everyone’s been hitting the Romulan ale again.
January 14, 2013 at 2:37 pm
You just know Lando will work those go-go boots.
January 14, 2013 at 2:56 pm
All I can think of is: what did Mark Hamill do to get on April’s shit list this time?
January 14, 2013 at 6:07 pm
Danger Will Robinson! Klingons on the starboard bow.
They are demanding we eat Quisp!
worst…keeping up with the Cardassians…episode…ever.
January 15, 2013 at 1:00 am
My question is- too many Midichlorians in seller’s bloodstream, or not enough?
January 15, 2013 at 2:08 am
Fuck you very much for reminding me of the prequels.
I will return to my reasonable belief that there have only ever been three Star Wars movies, and they were never “revised” either.
January 16, 2013 at 6:55 pm
XD The same way I insist there was only ONE Matrix move made. Ditto Highlander.
January 15, 2013 at 9:20 am
“Obi Wan Kenobi, why did you exile yourself to the driest planet in the galaxy?”
“Because Jar Jar Binks is an amphibian.”
January 15, 2013 at 3:44 pm
Wil Wheaton must have beckoned them to the Dark Side.
January 16, 2013 at 9:58 pm
Wow, the TARDIS is looking really sharp. I’ve never seen the Doctor with so many companions either!
January 17, 2013 at 12:51 pm
My brother loves Star wars but hates star trek. Maybe I should buy this and stick it on his car bumper for a laugh.