Time to kick some Cylon ass!
May the farce be with you.
Engage a bad feeling about this.
Beam me up, Wookie!
This must be a KHAAAN! No one is that ignorant
They won the Millenniprise!
I love how you put the cast of Firefly in Battlestar Galactica uniforms on the Stargate SG-1 set!
I paid money for this shirt. Not MUCH money, which is even better.
I want that shirt. Because I’d have to listen to everyone whine about it. And I could pretend to totally not get why. It would be AWESOME! (I’m a sick, sick puppy.)
Star Trek was great until Lucas f’ed it up with all the re-dos.
Watch out for Dr. Smith’s treacherous plots!
He was at his worst while passing himself off as My Favorite Romulan.
Did those Klingons ever finish that “Death Star” they were always yammering on about?
ET blew up the first one with unbelievable loss of life. They decided to build the second one in the suburban house of an unsuspecting American family over the course of several seasons. Hilarity ensues.
I love when the whole gang cruises around the universe with Bernie, who everyone thinks is alive thanks to his sunglasses but is really dead. That one scene with Bernie and Chewbacca both wearing shades and Hawaiian shirts is priceless.
You’d think people would have noticed the carbonite, but no. They thought he was just really tan.
I hear there are plans to make a sequel called “Weekend at Shatner’s 3″. I can’t wait!
I saw an early draft of the script, and it looks like they’re re-vamping the “Trouble with Toupees” scene where Shatner’s toupee keeps multiplying over and over until they fill the Millennium Falcon to the brim and then Predator comes along and eats them all.
“They’re born pregnant!
*whispered* Because of Shatner”
I hope Wil Skywalker’s in it. I kinda feel sorry for him, being so hated and all.
That scene when the alien bursts out of Bernie’s abdomen and starts doing the Macarena? Priceless!
Alf killed that scene!
And that’s why Pod People is my favorite movie.
Yeah I used to love ALF!
“The Trouble With Trash Compactors” is my favorite episode.
Mine, too. That’s the episode where Lando Calrissian gets stuck in the compactor with Lt. Uhura and sparks finally fly.
It’s funny how they both wore the same dress to work that day.
I like “The City on the Edge of Scum and Villainy ” where Luke and Han go back in time to 1930′s Mos Eisley to shoot torpedos in Joan Crawford’s exhaust port so Jaba the Hut doesn’t win WWII.
But what about Joan Collins?
Motherfu—-! I mean, in THIS episode it’s Joan Crawford. Because Joan Collins has shielding over hers.
Chewbacca is my favorite tribble
It’s pretty obvious why creatures who are that furry would hate Cling-ons.
“Beam me up, Chewie!”
Man I love that show.
“Don’t get cocky, Kirk! (Joke’s on him, there are only 2 space dames for him to hit in this universe.)
Kirk has every reason to be cocky because The Enterprise once made the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.
The irony, of course, is that “parsec” is a unit of weight, not time.
“Wow, that’s heavy!”
“There’s that word again. “Heavy.” Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull?”
That joke is light years old!
Not shown: Captain Christopher Pike portrayed by R2D2. Beep!
Lt. Yoda’s been working out.
How do I know you mean that?
Are you trying to tell us that Lt. Yoda’s been working out?
I don’t know why everything gets posted twice. It could be that I have lobster claws instead of hands, but I’m not certain.
If you keep those lobster claws dipped in butter, I may know why this keeps happening.
It could be the protective rolls I wear over them.
Aaaand for once regretsy makes me hungry instead of nauseated. Quick, someone post a link to fix this anomaly!
WHY NOT ZOIDLAGRANA???
You can make it so.
I invoke the insanity claws.
Too late! *clack clack clack*
This is not the starship you are looking for, friend…
So, all this time R2D2 was a Dalek? That’s retardised!
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How absolutely ignorant of both of these series would you have to be to make a “I love Star Wars” bumper sticker WITH A PICTURE OF THE ENTERPRISE?
I really REALLY hope that they were just joking when they made this because otherwise I don’t know how they could call themselves a Nerd.
Welcome to Regretsy! Where DIY meets WTB.
I thought it was “Where DIY meets WWJD”?
What Would Shat Do?
It’s NOT where DIY meets WD40. I found that out the awkward way.
There’s a formula for this (+–)x(-)etc = N3 [nerd equation] You audited advanced calc in college, yes?
I bet he or she didn’t pay licensing fees, either! I recommend that you contact the legal departments of Disney and Paramount right away! Let us know what they say.
The Derp is strong in this one
I would have given you more thumbs, but I appear to be missing a hand after that last phaser battle.
I wonder if they do custom orders. I would love sticker to commemorate my favorite Star Wars episode, the one when Bra’tac turns to the dark side and slips Teal’c a transponder that takes him to Empok Nor, where Scorpius plans turns him into a Centurion but his plans are foiled when the Doctor shows up.
“I’m the Doctor, not a bricklayer!”
“He’s dead, Jim.”
But my name’s not Jim!
Does that mean he’s maybe not dead?
And don’t call me Shirley – oh, wait.
No, I’m Brian! And so’s my wife!
“He’s dead, Leia.”
I would put this on my car, just to watch my geek friends’ heads explode.
I believe there was already a meme for that. But making it meta would be pretty awesome.
Yep – it’s the “idiot nerd girl” meme. There IS a derp in OP, though. Meta derp?
how about put it one someone you dislike and send them into a nerd convention.
Chewbacca must have Naired his hands. And they are oddly pallid. Maybe the hair was burned off in that episode where Enterprise explodes? Or he was sharing hair secrets with that bald V – ger chick.
Set your lightsaber to stun, Luke!
Damn it, Jim, I’m a doctor, Not a Jedi!
Oh Lord, just when I was getting close to mastering which franchise was which, someone has to confuse me to death.
Ok I guess it was actually a joke since everybody thumbs down me
It’s okay. Just get back on the turnip-truck and try again. Jokes go over best here.
And Matt’s personal downthumber expanded his range.
My downthumber must be adding more accounts. Well, the economy IS getting better, they say…
Wait, is Matt’s downthumber hiring? I’m asking for a friend who appreciates money more than quirky humor.
You need better friends.
Or at least pickier ones.
Or possibly richer ones.
Or fewer triangular ones.
Hey, the turnip truck is getting pretty durn crowded!
Obi-Wan KaSpocki is a lot hotter than he was when I was nine, when I heard the original searies on Disney 33RPM DVDs.
*Series. From JC Penney.
I am finding Science Officer Kenobi disturbingly sexy as well.
I’m seeing your disturbance in the force, and I’ll raise you a static Klingon.
Looking at the shop on Etsy, I suspect this is intentional. The Zombie Beatles t-shirt is actually charming.
Oh well… here is some actual WTF stuff: this
April is gonna pounce on this shit like a puma on an obese toddler lost in the woods.
Spock has Roseaca? Who knew?
Have you seen the seller’s shop? Apparently,
everyone on Star Trek has rosacea. Scotty must be spiking the Trixian bubble juice or something!
Roseacea, my ass! Everyone’s been hitting the Romulan ale again.
You just know Lando will work those go-go boots.
All I can think of is: what did Mark Hamill do to get on April’s shit list this time?
Danger Will Robinson! Klingons on the starboard bow.
They are demanding we eat Quisp!
worst…keeping up with the Cardassians…episode…ever.
My question is- too many Midichlorians in seller’s bloodstream, or not enough?
Fuck you very much for reminding me of the prequels.
I will return to my reasonable belief that there have only ever been three Star Wars movies, and they were never “revised” either.
XD The same way I insist there was only ONE Matrix move made. Ditto Highlander.
“Obi Wan Kenobi, why did you exile yourself to the driest planet in the galaxy?”
“Because Jar Jar Binks is an amphibian.”
Wil Wheaton must have beckoned them to the Dark Side.
Wow, the TARDIS is looking really sharp. I’ve never seen the Doctor with so many companions either!
My brother loves Star wars but hates star trek. Maybe I should buy this and stick it on his car bumper for a laugh.
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