MORE LIKE BROWNGRASS AMIRITE
LET’S PLAY THAT SHIT!
Any music created with this will be soundly panned by critics.
Whatever, just head over to Europe. This thing could become an incontinent sensation.
Urine to banjo music?
Just make sure you tune it with wire cutters first..
This listing just reeks of the seller’s self-congratulations at having coined the term “Panjo”.
Strange medium but I like it! http://youtu.be/NlmyrqOGUbs
I think it’s awesome.
I’ll bet it has a really interesting sound, somewhere between Muddy Waters and Korn.
I would like to hear it played. I don’t want to touch it, but I would listen.
Me too, no kidding. If he could build me a bass, be a lot lighter. No snark — want one too badly and don’t want to get on his… shit list. Awww…
Yeah, I actually do think it’s pretty cool.
I’ll bet it can hit the elusive “brown note”, too.
I kind of like the sound it gets. Just don’t want to think about what it used to be for.
Unfortunately, the bass version is VERY heavy, and you have to slap it really hard to get a nice sound out of it.
Thankfully that’s a Standup Bass.
It’s been quite a while since I’ve used a urinal, but that thing looks… dangerous. It’s probably best to lean back.
(Well, in truth, women’s restrooms do have urinals, but I’ve discovered it’s taboo to use them for some reason. It’s just as well, though. They’re kind of high up and have funny hot-and-cold flush options on them. And then there are those cute little mailboxes that smell bad, but they never seem to collect my postcards.)
Amazing, thanks! What it lacks in portability it makes up for in class. Urinal my good thoughts, Maman B.
Thanks for posting the link.
Let’s see if this can win in duel with my dookulele.
With accompaniment on the poohba and the shitsophone.
don’t forget the poohte and the peekolo.
All we need is someone to do a scat solo.
He is quite an accomplished Loo-thier. But that doesn’t mean he can play.
Wonder if he makes a vile -o – lin.
I call my re-purposed catheter a “Peni Whistle”.
Or my Pouzaphone.
Now when I think of “Deliverance”, I can be even more disturbed.
you got a pretty little potty mouth over there, boy.
I used to be a banjo fan, a banjo fan, a banjo fan
but this banjo sounds like shit, ol’ man, shit, ol’ man, shit, ol’ man
I’d play that banjo carefully, carefully, carefully
cause, once, it was filled up with pee, up with pee, up with pee.
I’ll yodel, whistle, clap my hands, clap my hands, clap my hands,
cause I’m a bluegrass banjo man, banjo man, banjo man,
I’ll even sing a song to you, song to you, song to you,
and play my banjo… pickin’ poo, pickin’ poo, pickin’ poo.
there’s even brown stains in there.. *shudder* gives pickin’ and a grinnin’ a whole new meaning.
If you order now, it comes chock-full of Hershey’s Kisses!
This takes upcycling to another level. One I didn’t want to know existed.
Next in the collection: septic tank grand peeano.
Think of all the hits you could play on that!
-What’s That Smell? (Lynyrd Skynyrd)
-Brown Eyed Girl (Van Morrison)
-Smokin’ in the Boy’s Room (Brownsville Station)
-Gotta Go My Own Way (Vanessa Hudgens)
-Number Two (My Chemical Romance)
-Not forgetting Slash and Burn, by the Manics, for all of those of you with cystitis! ..And possibly 16 tons for those of you with other problems.
..Or is having a slash only UK slang?
Yup. We don’t use that term in the U.S.- what does it mean?
going for a slash means having a wee; I don’t know why.
Does it involve guns and/or roses?
He might not have picked that name in the UK, let’ say.
At last. A banjo my bajingo can get behind.
I would’ve gone with “Banjoloo” rather than “Panjo”, but I guess it wasn’t up to me.
I’ll bet you can play some steaming-hot leads on that thing- you know, put some stank on it.
At least, in terms of a quality musical instrument, this is a upgrade over their previous attempt — a flute made from an old mercury based rectal-thermometer.
Toxic inside and out.
I love bluegrass and can imagine appropriate mournful vocalisation, However, if I picture someone playing it, for some reason I can only see Barry White.
That banjo is the shit!
Vintage, aka Used, aka SHAT UPON!!!!!!!!!!
I always enjoy seeing/hearing people use the past tense of “shit”.
Alas, I hath shat mine own true self…
My husband makes cigar box guitars, and guitars, banjos, etc. out of other found or recycled materials, and I have to say, this guy is doing some really stellar work. I bet you would get an amazing sound off of a bed pan, and it looks to be very well-made. I’m impressed.
But why can’t it be a NEW bed pan???
And here I’ve been trying to convert my old bagpipes into a hookah – it’s time to turn this bus around!
Useless* fact of the day: The Japanese word for toilet is “benjo”.
*Not useless if you are in Japan and gotta go.
Saves you some embarrassing mimeing, if that’s not a tautology!
The Japanese mime for going to the bathroom is squatting and that would be a little too realistic if you were truly desperate.
“Where was the closest place to do what I just did in my pants? Domo arigato.”
I knew a dude who took a dump in his acoustic guitar one time when he was drunk, but that somehow lacked the charm of this piece.
Bela Fleck can play his three-movement banjo concerto in style:
Sitting on a stool no doubt.
Need something for the guitarist who already has everything?
You could accompany this by tinkling the ivories.
A Bedpan Banjo. For when you pull that next song out of your ass, and you know it’s going to be really shitty.
“There’s only two songs in me, and I just wrote the third…”
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