Part of that looks like a foot. Rest of it? Hmm…maybe a pork chop.
When you don’t have a rubber duckie on hand, you take what you find…
Come on, haven’t you ever seen a whale fin before?
I was going with lamb chop myself.
It’s just a fluke.
Don’t tell tails.
OK I think a milk bath is even extreme for a breastfeeding lactard “How does she do it?!”
I don’t care if they thumb you down, Stretch. I like the term “lactard”! Now, to quantify, there are people who breast feed (99.9 percent of them) who are perfectly sane and wonderful. And there is a vocal .1 percent who are obsessed with their own ability to make milk. And they are “lactards”.
I’ve always heard “lactard” used to refer to someone with lactose intolerance. (And by always I mean by like two lactards I know.)
Okay, this is totally the prequel to that episode of Bones where they found that dead body in the bathtub.
Two feet, ankles crossed. Top of the “L” is the right foot, heel at the top, toes middle. Horizontal bar of the “L” is the weirdly longer and misshapen left foot slanted sideways.
OH! ok I see it now. Thank you for fixing that in my head.
I have heard of binding the foot but not stapling them together.
One foot, one penis and scrotum.
that’s usually what I get in the bathtub… unless it’s italian night… “Oh, Vinny!”
Anyone else sing that to the tune of “One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer”?
It’s a skeleton’s foot. She has company in the bath?
As illustrated by H.R. Geiger
That looks a lot like foot-binding…
By which I mean, if you go on Wikipedia and look at the feet of old Chinese women who had their feet bound as children, this is exactly what it looks like.
Is this some weird new fetish?
No one else disturbed by the distance between her shoulders and her ass as being abnormally long?
You know, art after Picasso, proportions can show meaning, rather than literal, you know, bodily proportions, ok, I get that…and then there’s those feet.
That bothered me too. Maybe there are two people in there? Or a person and a spare butt.
We always keep a spare butt in the tub! You never know when yours will go flat.
I estimate she has about forty vertebrae, considering how far her butt is from her head. She’s part snake?
there should be more parseltongue in porno, I guess..
Count me in for being bothered as well. Possibly more than the feet thing, cuz some days my feet end up in crazy directions -shrug-
And her ass seems oddly out of proportion. One butt-cheek is larger than her head.
I back also doesn’t bend like that?? Not comfortably, anyway….I guess it might if I were that long tho….
HUGE ASS, tiny feet, teensy head.
What a waste of milk.
One tiny foot, one huge foot.
Why does she have breasts on her back??
WTF, that was supposed to be it’s own comment, sorry…
That needs to be a haiku. Embroidered on a pillow.
maybe that extra weird thing down at the end belongs to the person that belongs to the butt of the person giving head to the chick you can see…
I don’t think that’s a foot… I think she took her toys to the bath.
“that’s no foot…”
They left out a word. Dismembered Lady in Milk, is what it should say. I imagine that she’s being soaked in milk prior to cooking to get rid of that gamey taste.
Didmembered lady in milk with floating dismembered male genitalia.
“Lait lady lait…”
Latte lady latte!!
Those are feet. The top part is the palm of the right foot, toes pointing South. The tops of the toes rest on the crossed ankle of the left foot. The left foot looks abnormally long because it’s half-covered with milk.
(This one screams “feet” at me right away, but the proportionality of the painting makes it rather bizarre-looking altogether.)
I am also struck by the fact that this painting would be far more awesome if it had bubbles just aft of the butt…
So maybe I have the maturity of a 12-year-old boy, but I’m giggling hysterically at this comment right now.
Is that a flesh coloured speculum?
Milk and lady bits is a really terrible combo. I see a frantic midnight trip to walmart for some monistat.
forget the feet, why does she have old woman boobs on her back?
It was clearly unfinished. I fixed it.
Gah, I verbalized your picture above without refreshing. You would be within your rights to whale on me.
Are you fishing for attention?
Krill me now.
Don’t baleen-ient. I have it coming.
Orca mon. You’re a right.
Tuna in tomorrow for the correct answer
I haven’t the heart to thumb you down. Oh, whale.
all I can say is how tall is this so called lady with that much space between those parts ?
This just makes me angry. There are so many really talented artists on Etsy. People with real talent. And they have less chance of being seen because the Etsy colon is clogged up with this shit.
Time for a colonic Etsy, start jurying the site.
ONE OF THOSE IS GOING TO WASH UP ON THE BEACH IN VANCOUVER. SORRY, LOCAL JOKE . . .
High-five, fellow BCer! I admit to walking the breakwater in Victoria and looking for feet. I did not find any
No no, it already did from the looks of it( not so local)
It’s the Lacto Ness Monster! Get the the really shitty camera!
Damn, and I thought *I* was long-waisted.
Lucky you, I’ve just long been wasted.
I have figured it out.
It’s a Corythosaurus skull.
I think that’s the longest link I’ve ever seen, but I don’t care because it links to a page containing the phrase “great Canadian dinosaur rush”.
Rush is a great Canadian dinosaur.
It’s not Kosher.
I’m pretty sure that’s a schlong on top of a dinosaur jawbone.
And I’m pretty sure, judging by its size and distance from her shoulders, that that’s someone else’s ass.
I don’t know what everyone’s so freaked out about, since it’s obviously just the bread from yesterday.
Unless the bread from yesterday was . . . Oh, SHIT!
What the hell kind of milk causes flesh to melt off the bone?
I know everyone is obsessed with the length of her back, and the evident shortness of her legs, proportionately, but I just keep wondering to myself, who takes a bath in that position?
So glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that. Look anatomically impossible to me, unless you have butt cheek implants.
True enough, but I think “who the hell baths IN MILK?” might be the thing to ask first.
My paint skills are off the charts, I know, but it was really bothering me. At least she doesn’t look quite as dismembered. I couldn’t do anything about the phallic foot, but if I had a penis for a foot, I don’t know that I’d want it fixed, either.
Duurrrr! Clearly, it’s her rudder! What, you don’t have one?
It’s, like, a subtle commentary on the toxic content of today’s packaged products like milk. Or something. Or that’ll be the artist’s excuse before too long, anyway.
It’s not milk, it’s acid and this is clearly from an episode of “Breaking Bad”. She wronged Walter White in some horrible way.
Didn’t Thoreau say something about a trout in the milk?
It’s a double-ended-dildo-shark. This rare shark’s native habitat is the bathtub, where it stalks its victims before entering into their anus or vagina and eating them from the inside out.
C’mon! Clearly is Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster. Or Champy, the Lake Champlain Monster. Either one.
Since everyone’s commented on the ridiculously long torso and wonky feet, I’d like to call attention to her back. Specifically that indentation and how the milk pools there. That is one serious case of spinal stenosis.
Here’s the original link –
oh wait, sorry:
That makes more sense. The back, butt, and vestigial arm attached to her ankle should have been drawn closer together.
Why is her butt so shiny?
The painting ships for $10 from Romania. He’s in for a shock if someone in the US pays him $40 for it.
The top of a woman, a ball sack and a twisted skeleton foot. What’s not to love?
I hope the artist doesn’t have huge student loans to pay off his Fine Art B.A.
That “photograph” disturbs me even more than the painting. Liquid would never form that way around a human back in Earth gravity. Plus, why is she letting her mannequin butt float above her in the tub like that? Is it a bath toy? I assume that’s why it’s so smooth and shiny.
I love the way male artists sometimes like to take female body parts and make them look like strange objects.
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