I wish you wouldn’t have scent that.
Wait a minute, are they related to this dress designer? There are dead feet in the Esty store! If not, I see a budding romance in the future. How exciting!!!!!!!
It’s no skin off my nose if you want to return it.
Who would want to return it. That would be like cutting off your nose, despite your face.
You may or may not know it’s “to spite your face.” Just in case our friends from other countries are using Regretsy to learn English. And they will!
He said it wrong to spite the foreigners.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
I just got a really “boss” record-album that I will soon spin on my hi-fi stereophonic equipment!
My nipples explode with delight for you!
Avast, varlet. Thou art truly the bee’s knees!
My toilet is most gracious with your many wantings of orange-pepper bat cola! Tidings, always!
Would you like to go to my place; bouncy bouncy?
Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana.
Make out with me you will.
Drop your panties, Sir William…
All you base are belong to me. Especially third base.
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Run, Run, Rudolph… Santa Clause is gunning you down!
He always hated being a dependent clause.
It couldn’t be helped. After his surgery he had a semi colon.
He was in a comma for quite a period. It was practically a death sentence.
There was a narrow margin for return.
There was quite the exclamation when he came out though.
Poor guy, I heard that he is still quite uncomfortable. Dr. told him to try using Preposition H.
Ach, it’s snout worth it.
No it’s snot.
It could have been made in any olfactory.
Are they taking odors?
Use some common scents, guys. It’s a rip-off.
Aw, you were faster and now I look derivative.
I meant again.
How would you like it scent?
I’d say Matt got his “scent” remark in just barely before you. You could say he beat you by a n—
I can’t do it.
History tells me otherwise, Zippy…
Damn you Matt Johnson and your alacrity!
He has no lack of it.
You and I both know you can.
That was kind of derivative, mel.
That’s kind of my specialty, Matt.
Who nose what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
No nose is good nose.
DAMMIT! “Unless it’sMel’s.”
“Hello? Can I get a room, please?”
I don’t think I have the right to nose this exists.
If this is cruelty-free, sinus up!
If we all try to buy it, the shop will get some serious customer congestion.
It would look better stuffed up.
That thing would light the way to my trashcan.
“She thinks I’m cuuuuuuuuuuuute!!” *fake nose falls off*
Hm.. This makes me wonder if I can sell the squirrel tail that’s been sitting in my yard for months on regretsy.
If you meant “etsy”, then-
Short answer: yes.
Long answer: yyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssss.
Finally, a COMPLETELY real reindeer nose! I’m so sick of getting noses that are only 40% reindeer with 60% Hedgehog filler.
This would have also made a good Channukha gift. “Muzzle Tov!”
Nuzzle Tov. *thinks of baby deer, sighs*
It’s nice that you caribout them like that.
Even out in the rain, dear.
I love people of your elk.
Ibex you do!
I gnu he did.
You guys moose not be very busy today.
No, we’ve got time to yak.
I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO SAY IT THIS TIME
I’m trying to tapir off my time on this site, but it’s hart.
I feel like I’ve been herbivore.
I’ve got bisoness to do, but this is more fun.
Gotta ruminate on a response.
I have to buffalo spot on this car I’m detailing but it can wait.
Pudu that voodoo.
My wit is antalope point right now…
“Forget it, Rudolph. It’s Chinatown!”
When the red light is on it looks like a scab – eww. Either way, you shouldn’t pick it.
But I want to see you like a head in deer lights.
I’m such a clotz, I would just drop it anyway.
“I do not find this post amusing.”
*dies from cute swoon*
Sorry for causing you cute damage.
*gets reincarnated, dies all over again*
It’s not like you to fawn like that, Mel.
My defense shields are lowered, and cuteness has established a beachhead.
I think it snuck in through adore you didn’t close.
That’s like a $6.00 nose right there. High quality.
You’re right, Downthumber. I’d pay up to $6.50 for it.
I would leave that much just for the tip!
I like how you build bridges, not tear them down, Zip.
But I hate to make anyone cross.
That must take its toll on you.
This might be our longest stream ever, you guys!
I can’t wait to see how it ends. I might die from the suspension!
Another arch comment!
Only by a narrows margin, though.
You guys really know how to pylon the punny.
This was my first Etsy purchase. Merry Christmas to some unfortunate soul. And– two dollars? Are you kidding me? I’ll buy anything for $2.
Does Trader Joe’s still have “2 Buck Upchuck”?
This is what you give children who have been naughty. Coal is just getting too expensive.
this all smells rather gamey to me.
But, can I change the size of the smell to Elk or Moose?
So what is the best advice on how many of these I’ll need for a raindeer nose stew. There is a pot luck dinner to attend next week and we are a competitive bunch of gourmands. This will hands down beat Ann’s rocky mountain oyster sample platter. Last time I checked raindeer were kosher – an added plus for this happy holiday season. Oh, and somewhere in Lapland (no, not the tity bar on Colorado blvd) is a deer running around avoiding “how does he smell” jokes from other raindeer.
Depends. Are reindeer noses the only protein source in the stew or are you combining them with, for example, muskrat glands and/or skunk paws?
“We’re gonna need a booger pot.”
So this is what happened to Bambi’s mom? No wonder the poor kind was traumatized.
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