Unfortunate Incident
December 19, 2012 at 11:20 am
Wait a minute, are they related to this dress designer? There are dead feet in the Esty store! If not, I see a budding romance in the future. How exciting!!!!!!!
So what is the best advice on how many of these I’ll need for a raindeer nose stew. There is a pot luck dinner to attend next week and we are a competitive bunch of gourmands. This will hands down beat Ann’s rocky mountain oyster sample platter. Last time I checked raindeer were kosher – an added plus for this happy holiday season. Oh, and somewhere in Lapland (no, not the tity bar on Colorado blvd) is a deer running around avoiding “how does he smell” jokes from other raindeer.
December 19, 2012 at 11:15 am
I wish you wouldn’t have scent that.
December 19, 2012 at 11:20 am
Wait a minute, are they related to this dress designer? There are dead feet in the Esty store! If not, I see a budding romance in the future. How exciting!!!!!!!
December 19, 2012 at 11:21 am
It’s no skin off my nose if you want to return it.
December 19, 2012 at 11:23 am
Who would want to return it. That would be like cutting off your nose, despite your face.
December 19, 2012 at 11:36 am
You may or may not know it’s “to spite your face.” Just in case our friends from other countries are using Regretsy to learn English. And they will!
December 19, 2012 at 11:45 am
He said it wrong to spite the foreigners.
December 19, 2012 at 11:50 am
My hovercraft is full of eels.
December 19, 2012 at 11:55 am
I just got a really “boss” record-album that I will soon spin on my hi-fi stereophonic equipment!
December 19, 2012 at 11:58 am
My nipples explode with delight for you!
December 19, 2012 at 12:04 pm
Avast, varlet. Thou art truly the bee’s knees!
December 19, 2012 at 12:11 pm
My toilet is most gracious with your many wantings of orange-pepper bat cola! Tidings, always!
December 19, 2012 at 12:12 pm
Would you like to go to my place; bouncy bouncy?
December 19, 2012 at 12:30 pm
Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana.
December 19, 2012 at 12:38 pm
Make out with me you will.
December 19, 2012 at 12:45 pm
Drop your panties, Sir William…
December 19, 2012 at 12:46 pm
All you base are belong to me. Especially third base.
December 19, 2012 at 4:12 pm
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December 19, 2012 at 11:15 am
Run, Run, Rudolph… Santa Clause is gunning you down!
December 19, 2012 at 12:47 pm
He always hated being a dependent clause.
December 19, 2012 at 12:54 pm
It couldn’t be helped. After his surgery he had a semi colon.
December 19, 2012 at 1:07 pm
He was in a comma for quite a period. It was practically a death sentence.
December 19, 2012 at 1:19 pm
There was a narrow margin for return.
December 19, 2012 at 11:43 pm
There was quite the exclamation when he came out though.
December 19, 2012 at 11:45 pm
Poor guy, I heard that he is still quite uncomfortable. Dr. told him to try using Preposition H.
December 19, 2012 at 11:16 am
Ach, it’s snout worth it.
December 19, 2012 at 11:27 am
No it’s snot.
December 19, 2012 at 11:36 am
It could have been made in any olfactory.
December 19, 2012 at 11:37 am
Are they taking odors?
December 19, 2012 at 11:44 am
Use some common scents, guys. It’s a rip-off.
December 19, 2012 at 11:50 am
Aw, you were faster and now I look derivative.
December 19, 2012 at 11:53 am
NOW?
(joke)
December 19, 2012 at 11:55 am
OK, OK.
I meant again.
December 19, 2012 at 11:45 am
How would you like it scent?
December 19, 2012 at 12:07 pm
I’d say Matt got his “scent” remark in just barely before you. You could say he beat you by a n—
I can’t do it.
December 19, 2012 at 12:09 pm
History tells me otherwise, Zippy…
December 19, 2012 at 12:13 pm
Damn you Matt Johnson and your alacrity!
December 19, 2012 at 12:31 pm
He has no lack of it.
December 19, 2012 at 12:10 pm
You and I both know you can.
December 19, 2012 at 12:13 pm
That was kind of derivative, mel.
December 19, 2012 at 12:32 pm
That’s kind of my specialty, Matt.
December 19, 2012 at 12:18 pm
Who nose what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
December 19, 2012 at 12:33 pm
Nostrildamus.
December 19, 2012 at 12:36 pm
No nose is good nose.
December 19, 2012 at 12:44 pm
Unless it’sMel!
December 19, 2012 at 12:49 pm
DAMMIT! “Unless it’sMel’s.”
December 19, 2012 at 12:52 pm
“Hello? Can I get a room, please?”
December 19, 2012 at 12:59 pm
Suite!
December 19, 2012 at 11:17 am
I don’t think I have the right to nose this exists.
December 19, 2012 at 11:17 am
If this is cruelty-free, sinus up!
December 19, 2012 at 11:19 am
If we all try to buy it, the shop will get some serious customer congestion.
December 19, 2012 at 11:22 am
It would look better stuffed up.
December 19, 2012 at 11:18 am
That thing would light the way to my trashcan.
December 19, 2012 at 11:23 am
“She thinks I’m cuuuuuuuuuuuute!!” *fake nose falls off*
December 19, 2012 at 11:24 am
Hm.. This makes me wonder if I can sell the squirrel tail that’s been sitting in my yard for months on regretsy.
December 19, 2012 at 11:27 am
If you meant “etsy”, then-
Short answer: yes.
Long answer: yyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssss.
December 19, 2012 at 11:26 am
Finally, a COMPLETELY real reindeer nose! I’m so sick of getting noses that are only 40% reindeer with 60% Hedgehog filler.
December 19, 2012 at 11:30 am
This would have also made a good Channukha gift. “Muzzle Tov!”
December 19, 2012 at 11:35 am
Nuzzle Tov. *thinks of baby deer, sighs*
December 19, 2012 at 11:41 am
It’s nice that you caribout them like that.
December 19, 2012 at 11:46 am
Even out in the rain, dear.
December 19, 2012 at 12:08 pm
I love people of your elk.
December 19, 2012 at 12:11 pm
Ibex you do!
December 19, 2012 at 12:16 pm
I gnu he did.
December 19, 2012 at 12:21 pm
You guys moose not be very busy today.
December 19, 2012 at 12:33 pm
No, we’ve got time to yak.
December 19, 2012 at 12:39 pm
I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO SAY IT THIS TIME
December 19, 2012 at 12:34 pm
I’m trying to tapir off my time on this site, but it’s hart.
December 19, 2012 at 12:39 pm
I feel like I’ve been herbivore.
December 19, 2012 at 12:47 pm
I’ve got bisoness to do, but this is more fun.
December 19, 2012 at 12:50 pm
Gotta ruminate on a response.
December 19, 2012 at 12:52 pm
I have to buffalo spot on this car I’m detailing but it can wait.
December 19, 2012 at 1:00 pm
Pudu that voodoo.
December 19, 2012 at 1:48 pm
Kudu?
December 19, 2012 at 4:14 pm
My wit is antalope point right now…
December 19, 2012 at 11:36 am
“Forget it, Rudolph. It’s Chinatown!”
December 19, 2012 at 11:44 am
When the red light is on it looks like a scab – eww. Either way, you shouldn’t pick it.
December 19, 2012 at 11:47 am
But I want to see you like a head in deer lights.
December 19, 2012 at 11:48 am
I’m such a clotz, I would just drop it anyway.
December 19, 2012 at 11:46 am
“I do not find this post amusing.”
December 19, 2012 at 11:48 am
*dies from cute swoon*
December 19, 2012 at 12:06 pm
Sorry for causing you cute damage.
December 19, 2012 at 12:36 pm
*gets reincarnated, dies all over again*
December 19, 2012 at 1:01 pm
It’s not like you to fawn like that, Mel.
December 19, 2012 at 1:14 pm
My defense shields are lowered, and cuteness has established a beachhead.
December 19, 2012 at 3:54 pm
I think it snuck in through adore you didn’t close.
December 19, 2012 at 11:57 am
That’s like a $6.00 nose right there. High quality.
December 19, 2012 at 12:08 pm
You’re right, Downthumber. I’d pay up to $6.50 for it.
December 19, 2012 at 12:10 pm
I would leave that much just for the tip!
December 19, 2012 at 12:30 pm
I like how you build bridges, not tear them down, Zip.
December 19, 2012 at 1:02 pm
But I hate to make anyone cross.
December 19, 2012 at 1:06 pm
That must take its toll on you.
December 19, 2012 at 1:10 pm
This might be our longest stream ever, you guys!
December 19, 2012 at 1:17 pm
I can’t wait to see how it ends. I might die from the suspension!
December 19, 2012 at 1:44 pm
Another arch comment!
December 19, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Only by a narrows margin, though.
December 19, 2012 at 4:20 pm
You guys really know how to pylon the punny.
December 19, 2012 at 12:37 pm
This was my first Etsy purchase. Merry Christmas to some unfortunate soul. And– two dollars? Are you kidding me? I’ll buy anything for $2.
December 19, 2012 at 12:53 pm
Does Trader Joe’s still have “2 Buck Upchuck”?
December 19, 2012 at 2:54 pm
This is what you give children who have been naughty. Coal is just getting too expensive.
December 19, 2012 at 1:26 pm
this all smells rather gamey to me.
December 19, 2012 at 3:05 pm
But, can I change the size of the smell to Elk or Moose?
December 19, 2012 at 4:13 pm
So what is the best advice on how many of these I’ll need for a raindeer nose stew. There is a pot luck dinner to attend next week and we are a competitive bunch of gourmands. This will hands down beat Ann’s rocky mountain oyster sample platter. Last time I checked raindeer were kosher – an added plus for this happy holiday season. Oh, and somewhere in Lapland (no, not the tity bar on Colorado blvd) is a deer running around avoiding “how does he smell” jokes from other raindeer.
December 19, 2012 at 4:39 pm
Depends. Are reindeer noses the only protein source in the stew or are you combining them with, for example, muskrat glands and/or skunk paws?
December 19, 2012 at 5:09 pm
“We’re gonna need a booger pot.”
December 19, 2012 at 6:48 pm
So this is what happened to Bambi’s mom? No wonder the poor kind was traumatized.