And I believe he might have something to say about it:
- – -
“When you do something that you really think is stupid, bad decision, irresponsible and it just happens and you suffer it then that’s penalty. But if you learn from it it becomes tuition.”
Ironic… I was planning to save up a thousand dollars and then promptly place it on bathroom wall across from the toilet. If only to cut down on the amount of houseguests.
on the facebook thumbnail the reflection on his chromedome looks like a pancake so i thought this was another one of dan lacey’s magnifcent works. imagine my disappointment
His lustphil gaze, the phillings in his teeth, the philtered light reflecting off his phorehead…even with those lustphil qualities, I still want to bring that painting to the landphil.
+12
Zippy
December 19, 2012 at 11:22 am
Once again, you have phullphilled my highest expectations. Phine work!
+6
alteritysalgorithm
December 19, 2012 at 10:38 pm
A magnificent phillibuster.
+2
driftwould
December 18, 2012 at 5:15 pm
Jesus… All I want for Christmas is my three front teeth???
For a minute I honestly thought the sig was a bunch of ants crawling down Dr. Phil, which means I’ve either had too much to drink or not enough. Although I can’t blame them… he is probably a FREQUENT picnic-goer.
“In a little while, you’ll notice that the Dr. Phil painting has gone missing. If you want it back, you’re going to have to pay me… ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!”
View it while spelunking; along with the Albino Cave Salamander’s other objets d’art – “Carrot Top’s Flaming Pubes” and “Mitt Romney at Play”. People are lining up to not see those.
I think this is the face Dr. Phil made when he refused to go into therapy after banging one of his patients and therefore lost his licence to practice as a psychologist.
This is obviously one of those optical illusion paintings where if you look at the face, you see Dr Phil, and if you look at the forehead, you see a freaky halloween pumpkin.
What’s so rare about this painting is how Dr. Phil is shown relaxing in his Fortress of Solitude, in his ice-crystal living room. It’s a seldom-seen glimpse into the home life of this truly super man.
The artist should take great comfort that this painting is too good to inspire a “Regretsy Math” post. It looks more like Dr. Phil than it does, say, Jeffrey Tambor or Carl Reiner.
December 18, 2012 at 5:02 pm
But he deserves it.
December 18, 2012 at 5:43 pm
And I believe he might have something to say about it:
- – -
“When you do something that you really think is stupid, bad decision, irresponsible and it just happens and you suffer it then that’s penalty. But if you learn from it it becomes tuition.”
Dr Phil quotes
- – -
Tuition paid!
December 18, 2012 at 8:33 pm
I think I just earned a BS?
December 18, 2012 at 9:53 pm
You got Ph(il)D
December 18, 2012 at 5:03 pm
Oh, only to take a dump on that quack’s face. But even that isn’t worth a grand.
December 18, 2012 at 5:42 pm
Ironic… I was planning to save up a thousand dollars and then promptly place it on bathroom wall across from the toilet. If only to cut down on the amount of houseguests.
December 18, 2012 at 5:03 pm
It may be ready, but I’m not sure if my wall is.
December 18, 2012 at 5:03 pm
I would totally buy this… if it was thirty bucks.
December 18, 2012 at 5:04 pm
on the facebook thumbnail the reflection on his chromedome looks like a pancake so i thought this was another one of dan lacey’s magnifcent works. imagine my disappointment
December 18, 2012 at 5:05 pm
ACTIVATE SPANISH PAINTING RESTORATION GRANNY!
December 18, 2012 at 5:29 pm
con fuego!
December 18, 2012 at 9:06 pm
y philoles!
December 18, 2012 at 9:44 pm
Y el Tejon de Miel
December 18, 2012 at 11:28 pm
No le importa nada!
December 19, 2012 at 6:46 am
Aye Chihuahua!
December 19, 2012 at 9:51 am
Honey Badger spices his cobra meat with chihuahuas!
December 19, 2012 at 10:04 am
Honey Badger speaks for me.
December 18, 2012 at 5:09 pm
He should have made sure his dentures were all the way in before he sat for that.
December 19, 2012 at 4:24 pm
All the way in, AND with the front…in the front.
December 18, 2012 at 5:10 pm
It would be much more appealing if it was on black velvet and included several poker playing dogs.
December 18, 2012 at 5:13 pm
Only a true Philistine would want this.
December 18, 2012 at 8:15 pm
I’ve had my phil of your sass, sir!
December 18, 2012 at 9:51 pm
It’s like a philtime job to keep up with you, Z.
December 18, 2012 at 11:59 pm
Only phils rush in.
December 19, 2012 at 4:40 am
Man, these puns are awphil.
December 19, 2012 at 6:40 am
these puns phil me with dread.
December 19, 2012 at 6:54 am
You’d have to be philthy rich to afford this
December 19, 2012 at 8:34 am
Or be a philatelist.
December 19, 2012 at 8:51 am
Isn’t he a known philanderer?
December 19, 2012 at 9:48 am
Oh yeah, he likes the phillies.
December 19, 2012 at 9:53 am
And yet there are those who adore him with every philiment of their being!
December 19, 2012 at 10:01 am
I wouldn’t be interested in a phling with him.
December 19, 2012 at 10:09 am
I’ve heard he’s phlaccid anyway.
December 19, 2012 at 10:18 am
I heard he’s just awphil in bed. Very selphilsh.
December 19, 2012 at 10:46 am
Phil me once, shame on you. Phil me twice.. I have a bad philling about this.
December 19, 2012 at 11:08 am
Matt, help!
December 19, 2012 at 11:14 am
His lustphil gaze, the phillings in his teeth, the philtered light reflecting off his phorehead…even with those lustphil qualities, I still want to bring that painting to the landphil.
December 19, 2012 at 11:22 am
Once again, you have phullphilled my highest expectations. Phine work!
December 19, 2012 at 10:38 pm
A magnificent phillibuster.
December 18, 2012 at 5:15 pm
Jesus… All I want for Christmas is my three front teeth???
December 18, 2012 at 5:18 pm
I’m glad it has a fra,e. Because without it, it would just be more shit.
December 18, 2012 at 6:18 pm
I don’t know what a fracommae is, but this one is gold!
December 18, 2012 at 5:19 pm
That is 21×17 inches of ugly.
December 19, 2012 at 6:42 am
with a fra,e to go anywhere. great for using as a Halloween prop.. I know this painting would scare the crap out of me if I saw it up close.
December 18, 2012 at 5:36 pm
I’m going to put LED lights in this and turn it into my Christmas wreath.
December 18, 2012 at 5:40 pm
Why did he paint Dr. Phil in David Byrne’s suit?
December 18, 2012 at 8:19 pm
There you go, making sense again. I told you to stop.
December 18, 2012 at 11:04 pm
I see what you did there and were are still left with Phil’s Talking Head
December 18, 2012 at 5:44 pm
For a minute I honestly thought the sig was a bunch of ants crawling down Dr. Phil, which means I’ve either had too much to drink or not enough. Although I can’t blame them… he is probably a FREQUENT picnic-goer.
December 18, 2012 at 5:50 pm
“In a little while, you’ll notice that the Dr. Phil painting has gone missing. If you want it back, you’re going to have to pay me… ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!”
*cue hysterical laughter*
December 18, 2012 at 7:08 pm
…said the worst ransom planner ever.
December 18, 2012 at 7:43 pm
*cough cough*
Well don’t you think we should maybe ask for more than One Thousand Dollars. A Thousand dollars isn’t exactly a lot of money these days.
Potato Jesus alone makes over 9 Billion Dollars a year.
Really…
That’s a lot of money
Okay then
We Hold this shitty portrait of Doctor Phil ransom for
100 BILLION DOLLARS!!!
Duh Duh Duuuuuun
December 18, 2012 at 8:23 pm
“Put it on the card, you’ll get miles!”
December 18, 2012 at 8:55 pm
Did I forget to write that in Dr. Evil font?
December 19, 2012 at 6:43 am
why can’t I get sharks with frickin’ lazerbeams on their frickin’ head? throw me a frickin’ bone here, People!
December 18, 2012 at 5:58 pm
View it in a room! Please!
December 18, 2012 at 7:08 pm
View it at the dump! Please!
December 18, 2012 at 8:30 pm
View it while spelunking; along with the Albino Cave Salamander’s other objets d’art – “Carrot Top’s Flaming Pubes” and “Mitt Romney at Play”. People are lining up to not see those.
December 19, 2012 at 10:45 pm
I’d line up to see Mitt Romney at play – with 47 matches, a teacup, and a dumptruck full of thermite.
December 18, 2012 at 7:16 pm
I accidentally downvoted you, and I am so sorry.
And holy crap, that picture. Is this what the devil checks under his bed for at night?
December 18, 2012 at 6:11 pm
I want this, but only if it comes with a button I can push to make it say “HEY NOW..”
December 19, 2012 at 5:29 am
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
December 18, 2012 at 6:15 pm
Looking at the shop, this artist’s collection seems pretty limited.
There’s basically a big empty space, devoid of any charm… and also a landscape.
December 18, 2012 at 8:43 pm
Which one did you intend to describe Dr. Phil’s forehead? They both work…
December 18, 2012 at 6:21 pm
I don’t remember, when does Dr. Phil go wandering through the jungle of Pandora in Avatar?
December 18, 2012 at 6:34 pm
Fortunately, I have been trained to re-set a dislocated jaw with my bare hands.
December 18, 2012 at 7:06 pm
Do you know how to reconfigure gum-to-teeth ratios?
December 18, 2012 at 9:58 pm
Yes. Hold on, let me get the x-acto knife.
December 18, 2012 at 6:35 pm
Haha, there’s only five things in their Etsy shop, and one of them is this Dr Phil.
December 18, 2012 at 6:48 pm
I think it’s better looking than the real Dr. Phil.
December 18, 2012 at 6:54 pm
But I don’t want either one hanging around.
December 18, 2012 at 6:59 pm
On the positive side, she captured his forehead-glare perfectly.
December 18, 2012 at 7:14 pm
My brain can’t comprehend this.
December 18, 2012 at 8:02 pm
I think this is fabulous!
December 18, 2012 at 9:04 pm
Dr. Phil’s upper plate looks a little loose.
December 18, 2012 at 10:05 pm
I think this is the face Dr. Phil made when he refused to go into therapy after banging one of his patients and therefore lost his licence to practice as a psychologist.
…or, maybe he just shit himself.
December 18, 2012 at 10:46 pm
“A shitty painting is nothing more than an outward expression of hurt, fear and frustration.” Dr Phil McGraw
December 18, 2012 at 11:50 pm
Dr Phil = Mouth of Sauron. Mind = blown.
December 19, 2012 at 1:34 am
Hey! I had 2 Doritos on a piece of plastic wrap right over … never mind. I see where they went.
December 19, 2012 at 2:42 am
This is obviously one of those optical illusion paintings where if you look at the face, you see Dr Phil, and if you look at the forehead, you see a freaky halloween pumpkin.
Took me a while before I got it.
December 19, 2012 at 2:43 am
Now I can only look at the pumpkin.
December 19, 2012 at 4:47 am
I think tickets to the show may be cheaper.
December 19, 2012 at 5:30 am
Jeffrey Tambor might pay 1000 dollars for it…
December 19, 2012 at 5:33 am
Also Lemon Bombs posted this on yesterday’s comments because she’s all hopped up on goofballs. She is amazing.:
December 19, 2012 at 5:33 am
http://i.imgur.com/GRe3w.jpg
December 19, 2012 at 6:44 am
very very awesome view it in a room, PBCGE. Also quite disturbing.
December 19, 2012 at 5:41 am
It’s so nice of you to look out for your drug-addled friend, Princess.
December 19, 2012 at 9:58 am
Regretsy: the group that hops up together props up together.
December 19, 2012 at 10:11 am
Regretsy: We get toasted and they get roasted.
December 19, 2012 at 10:20 am
Regretsy: we like to fun but still get stuff done.
December 19, 2012 at 10:21 am
Regretsy: We suck, but they suck more.
December 19, 2012 at 10:27 am
Regretsy: Partly funny with a chance of downthumberstorms.
December 19, 2012 at 10:48 am
Regretsy: Lob a pun; aim to stun.
And, uh, miss target often.
December 19, 2012 at 11:08 am
Regretsy: Dope springs eternal.
December 19, 2012 at 11:10 am
Regretsy: bigger than Rhode Island.
December 19, 2012 at 11:15 am
But not as funny.
(joke- I’m not that arrogant)
December 19, 2012 at 11:25 am
Regretsy: the way to excellence is lengthy and arduous but we like it long and hard.
What?
December 19, 2012 at 10:51 pm
Regretsy: Searching Etsy’s roost, but only for the cocks.
December 19, 2012 at 5:49 am
What’s so rare about this painting is how Dr. Phil is shown relaxing in his Fortress of Solitude, in his ice-crystal living room. It’s a seldom-seen glimpse into the home life of this truly super man.
December 19, 2012 at 9:59 am
Last Son of Crap-ton
December 19, 2012 at 7:21 am
Well, at least she’s a duck person, not one of those rabbit lovers.
December 19, 2012 at 9:38 am
$1000, huh?
How’s that workin’ for ya?
December 19, 2012 at 8:05 pm
The artist should take great comfort that this painting is too good to inspire a “Regretsy Math” post. It looks more like Dr. Phil than it does, say, Jeffrey Tambor or Carl Reiner.
December 26, 2012 at 9:09 pm
yup, it is at least a pretty good likeness. for whomever would like such a thing.