Dr. Phil wouldn’t even want this.
But he deserves it.
And I believe he might have something to say about it:
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“When you do something that you really think is stupid, bad decision, irresponsible and it just happens and you suffer it then that’s penalty. But if you learn from it it becomes tuition.”
Dr Phil quotes
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I think I just earned a BS?
You got Ph(il)D
Oh, only to take a dump on that quack’s face. But even that isn’t worth a grand.
Ironic… I was planning to save up a thousand dollars and then promptly place it on bathroom wall across from the toilet. If only to cut down on the amount of houseguests.
It may be ready, but I’m not sure if my wall is.
I would totally buy this… if it was thirty bucks.
on the facebook thumbnail the reflection on his chromedome looks like a pancake so i thought this was another one of dan lacey’s magnifcent works. imagine my disappointment
ACTIVATE SPANISH PAINTING RESTORATION GRANNY!
Y el Tejon de Miel
No le importa nada!
Honey Badger spices his cobra meat with chihuahuas!
Honey Badger speaks for me.
He should have made sure his dentures were all the way in before he sat for that.
All the way in, AND with the front…in the front.
It would be much more appealing if it was on black velvet and included several poker playing dogs.
Only a true Philistine would want this.
I’ve had my phil of your sass, sir!
It’s like a philtime job to keep up with you, Z.
Only phils rush in.
Man, these puns are awphil.
these puns phil me with dread.
You’d have to be philthy rich to afford this
Or be a philatelist.
Isn’t he a known philanderer?
Oh yeah, he likes the phillies.
And yet there are those who adore him with every philiment of their being!
I wouldn’t be interested in a phling with him.
I’ve heard he’s phlaccid anyway.
I heard he’s just awphil in bed. Very selphilsh.
Phil me once, shame on you. Phil me twice.. I have a bad philling about this.
His lustphil gaze, the phillings in his teeth, the philtered light reflecting off his phorehead…even with those lustphil qualities, I still want to bring that painting to the landphil.
Once again, you have phullphilled my highest expectations. Phine work!
A magnificent phillibuster.
Jesus… All I want for Christmas is my three front teeth???
I’m glad it has a fra,e. Because without it, it would just be more shit.
I don’t know what a fracommae is, but this one is gold!
That is 21×17 inches of ugly.
with a fra,e to go anywhere. great for using as a Halloween prop.. I know this painting would scare the crap out of me if I saw it up close.
I’m going to put LED lights in this and turn it into my Christmas wreath.
Why did he paint Dr. Phil in David Byrne’s suit?
There you go, making sense again. I told you to stop.
I see what you did there and were are still left with Phil’s Talking Head
For a minute I honestly thought the sig was a bunch of ants crawling down Dr. Phil, which means I’ve either had too much to drink or not enough. Although I can’t blame them… he is probably a FREQUENT picnic-goer.
“In a little while, you’ll notice that the Dr. Phil painting has gone missing. If you want it back, you’re going to have to pay me… ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!”
*cue hysterical laughter*
…said the worst ransom planner ever.
Well don’t you think we should maybe ask for more than One Thousand Dollars. A Thousand dollars isn’t exactly a lot of money these days.
Potato Jesus alone makes over 9 Billion Dollars a year.
That’s a lot of money
We Hold this shitty portrait of Doctor Phil ransom for
100 BILLION DOLLARS!!!
Duh Duh Duuuuuun
“Put it on the card, you’ll get miles!”
Did I forget to write that in Dr. Evil font?
why can’t I get sharks with frickin’ lazerbeams on their frickin’ head? throw me a frickin’ bone here, People!
View it in a room! Please!
View it at the dump! Please!
View it while spelunking; along with the Albino Cave Salamander’s other objets d’art – “Carrot Top’s Flaming Pubes” and “Mitt Romney at Play”. People are lining up to not see those.
I’d line up to see Mitt Romney at play – with 47 matches, a teacup, and a dumptruck full of thermite.
I accidentally downvoted you, and I am so sorry.
And holy crap, that picture. Is this what the devil checks under his bed for at night?
I want this, but only if it comes with a button I can push to make it say “HEY NOW..”
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
Looking at the shop, this artist’s collection seems pretty limited.
There’s basically a big empty space, devoid of any charm… and also a landscape.
Which one did you intend to describe Dr. Phil’s forehead? They both work…
I don’t remember, when does Dr. Phil go wandering through the jungle of Pandora in Avatar?
Fortunately, I have been trained to re-set a dislocated jaw with my bare hands.
Do you know how to reconfigure gum-to-teeth ratios?
Yes. Hold on, let me get the x-acto knife.
Haha, there’s only five things in their Etsy shop, and one of them is this Dr Phil.
I think it’s better looking than the real Dr. Phil.
But I don’t want either one hanging around.
On the positive side, she captured his forehead-glare perfectly.
My brain can’t comprehend this.
I think this is fabulous!
Dr. Phil’s upper plate looks a little loose.
I think this is the face Dr. Phil made when he refused to go into therapy after banging one of his patients and therefore lost his licence to practice as a psychologist.
…or, maybe he just shit himself.
“A shitty painting is nothing more than an outward expression of hurt, fear and frustration.” Dr Phil McGraw
Dr Phil = Mouth of Sauron. Mind = blown.
Hey! I had 2 Doritos on a piece of plastic wrap right over … never mind. I see where they went.
This is obviously one of those optical illusion paintings where if you look at the face, you see Dr Phil, and if you look at the forehead, you see a freaky halloween pumpkin.
Took me a while before I got it.
Now I can only look at the pumpkin.
I think tickets to the show may be cheaper.
Jeffrey Tambor might pay 1000 dollars for it…
Also Lemon Bombs posted this on yesterday’s comments because she’s all hopped up on goofballs. She is amazing.:
very very awesome view it in a room, PBCGE. Also quite disturbing.
It’s so nice of you to look out for your drug-addled friend, Princess.
Regretsy: the group that hops up together props up together.
Regretsy: We get toasted and they get roasted.
Regretsy: we like to fun but still get stuff done.
Regretsy: We suck, but they suck more.
Regretsy: Partly funny with a chance of downthumberstorms.
Regretsy: Lob a pun; aim to stun.
And, uh, miss target often.
Regretsy: Dope springs eternal.
Regretsy: bigger than Rhode Island.
But not as funny.
(joke- I’m not that arrogant)
Regretsy: the way to excellence is lengthy and arduous but we like it long and hard.
Regretsy: Searching Etsy’s roost, but only for the cocks.
What’s so rare about this painting is how Dr. Phil is shown relaxing in his Fortress of Solitude, in his ice-crystal living room. It’s a seldom-seen glimpse into the home life of this truly super man.
Last Son of Crap-ton
Well, at least she’s a duck person, not one of those rabbit lovers.
How’s that workin’ for ya?
The artist should take great comfort that this painting is too good to inspire a “Regretsy Math” post. It looks more like Dr. Phil than it does, say, Jeffrey Tambor or Carl Reiner.
yup, it is at least a pretty good likeness. for whomever would like such a thing.
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