The proposal, the engagement party, it all happened so fast… the whole thing was a blur.
It’s silly to spend so much time focusing on the ring, though, when its the quality of the relationship that counts.
Focus! Is it such a hard concept??
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It’s probably grease on the lens, which could be removed with ethanol and Kimwipes (or microfiber cloth).
I’m thinking ‘help’ wouldn’t really help the photographer. Unless I’m wrong, the issue has more to do with this:
That’s not a smeared lens.
That’s the complete and utter inability to take an even halfway decent photo, combined with the inexplicable stupidity to somehow think those make adequate pictures for selling something.
I’m starting to not feel so bad about the shitty pics I had on eBay recently…..at least you can see the damn thing I’m selling. I was thinking I needed to be more artistic with them, but fuck that…..I focus! WOOOT! GO ME!
The kicker will be when they reveal that they aren’t even selling the ring, just the photographs.
That’s different. A blurry photograph is ART, with, like, depth and meaning and shit. Totally worth $3800.
Yeah, it’s called “bokeh”!
How does a person not notice how shitty the pics are when they upload them? This person must have taken these pics and uploaded them, and then looked the listing over and thought, “yeah, that’ll do.”
It’s the same sort of people that drag images completely out of their proper aspect ratios when embedding things in powerpoint slides. I think they literally just do. not. see. the. problem. Like having a tin eye, versus a tin ear.
The same way a person mispells Delaware twice?
Or misspells misspells.
Exactly, and homegirl even bothered uploading not one, but THREE pictures, as if three absolutely shitty pics would somehow give you a better idea of the ring.
Maybe their monitor was covered in tears and/or chocolate cake-frosting over the breakup?
For the fist time in my life a picture looked exactly the same when I was wearing my glasses as when I took them off.
Ditto, I thought the exact same thing! Without corrective lenses, I’m legally blind.
Maybe it’s hers?
Or maybe it was Bigfoot’s?
It was a sad day when The Loch Ness Monster dumped Bigfoot but hey, plenty more fish in the loch.
Bigfoot got dumped, yeti’s still not over it.
But the way he treated Nessie was abominable.
She gave back the Sasquring but still wears the Sasquwatch
That’s all speculation and you know it!
Clearly intended for the bargain hunter.
Magic Eight Ball, should I buy this ring?
They also have a camera for sale. I hear it takes pretty good pictures.
Am I the only one thinking this is less about selling the ring, and more about sending a message to a certain ex-fiance?
If it is, it’s doomed to fail. I can’t imagine the ex-fiance will be able to tell it’s his wring anyway.
Ring, dammit! Ring!
The pictures are perfectly accurate, the ring is just made of felt.
Where’s Ben Stein and his big red eyeball? This is a commercial for Clear Eyes right? Right???
I was waiting forever for the pictures to load completely. Little did I know . . . it’s my monitor, right?
I tried calling about the ring, but there was so much static I couldn’t really hear what the lady said.
I think we all coulda guessed that one.
Oh…Sorry…what I meant was:
Really? Wow! You’re kidding? I’m shocked!
Pro Tip: Do not buy used diamond jewelry from someone on the internet who can’t bother to spell “Delaware” correctly or focus a damn camera.
I found that the obstructed-by-tears imagery powerfully related the seller’s feelings at parting with such an emotionally significant item. I just didn’t think Craig’s List went in for artistic expression like this. I thought it was more about pictures of people’s junk in a reflective surface.
He does everything this way — she probably didn’t even recognize that he had proposed until after he angrily broke up with her over her lack of response.
Craig has a tender side, Zip. He keeps these kind of posts on a semi-secret list called “CL4L”.
I wonder if he gets a lot of butthurt over the fact that the CL4L list can only be accessed by entering the super-secret CL4L password that is CL4L, which he reminds us of by posting it under CL4L.
Maybe they forgot that autofocus exists.
Might as well take the pictures with the lights off. Without flash.
Might as well not even bother with the camera.
… and not even bother with barn wood.
Huh, I can’t see anything without my glasses. I guess I’ll have to look at this later.
You can see diamond rings like this from DeBeers but you have to drink a whole bunch of them.
I thought I had a nice diamond from DeBeers but it ended up being Cristal.
Pro Tip – If your going to buy Cristal for the lady, make sure it’s not a Bic Cristal For Her pen or she’ll start writing and that can only lead to a list of chores and self-improvement idea she has for you. I should have realized $6.65 with free shipping was too cheap.
Don’t try to pull that zircon on me.
You must think I have no Shane.
He went to Jared!
Unfortunately, Jared had the DTs.
Every keg begins with Kay.
This looks like an out of focus pop tab.
That camera needs to sober up.
… Sometimes i think my photos are poor.. then regretsy brings us this. Thanks.
QVC called, they want their cameraman back….
Wow! I have one just exactly like this that my 4 year old picked out! It also was about three-eight-zero-zero …$3.800. His photography skills were the same too! What a mystic coincidence!
I didn’t know Mr. Magoo is now working as a photographer.
They would’ve taken a better picture, but they used their lens as an ornament.
I fear I have been masturbating too much. My vision is starting to go.
Am I the only person who thinks this is a setup for a scam/robbery/murder?
You email the seller asking for clear pics, and they’ll respond “sorry, i don’t know what’s wrong with my camera. do you want to see it in person? meet me in the parking lot of big moe’s at 10:30 tonight.”
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