You think the bird is angry, you should see the buyer.
Just what baby clothes need: embellishments that are already the color of baby poop.
With black tampon eyebrows.
Baby clothes should be comforting to the small child. Which is, of course, why you’d want to use characters from a PBS shows instead.
The perfect way to make people stop staring at your tits.
I’m assuming adult sizes can be commissioned.
for a fee. But “she’ll need the size needed.”
It’s like that car commercial where the lady says she likes that the car’s tires really make the car feel “grounded to the ground.”
That’s what you get for opening the lost ark, bird.
This is perfect for people who like to get their babies shit-faced.
That’s my favorite (cr)app!
i think it was crappliquéd by the baby.
That crafter was crocheting turds for weeks.
Maybe the crafter should have taken the picture of the FIRST one, not the 100th one where hands were tired or cramping.
That’s it. I am confiscating her hooks on behalf of all crocheters everywhere. Not for the baby turds, but the eyes.
Circles are incredibly easy to do in crochet. There is no excuse for the squished marshmallow looking things.
Up-thumbed for truth; I’ve been crocheting for nearly four decades. If I ever make something crocheted for sale, I swear it won’t look this sloppy.
I’ve squinted as hard as could, cocked my head to all sorts of obscene angles… and I still don’t see it.
Yes, I know that the titular character is a red, hook-beaked, something-or-other. But I can’t in all honesty look at that travesty and think “bird”.
Bird POOP, maybe. But not bird.
I think we got the bird.
I think this sweater has the bird flu, see how it runs?
I think I just got the bird flu… or swine flu. Don’t the angry birds fling pigs or something?
I squinted and sorta see a reindeer. Sorta.
Ha, HA!! Looks like a demon on a broom chasing a rabbit! This IS the Rorschach examination I was scheduled for, right??
The right eyebrow is definitely Moby Dick attacking the Pequod. Except black. The left eyebrow is Dory from Finding Nemo. The beak is some of Rapunzel’s hair that got ripped out. But the eyes … I dunno. Beak bits from a deformed squid?
That’s all I ever see in those pictures. You’d think they use different ones.
Flock of Fecals.
“Fly like a Feces” – Steve Manure Band
That is a lot of money for something so badly made.
Since there are 100 of these things, maybe they’re like the story of Bartholomew Cubbins, and the 100th one actually looks like a bird.
But it’s made of “super-soft” yarn. Using descriptive words that start with the same letters makes people buy stuff. It’s basically a mind-fuck.
How many times do I have to tell you people! They’re made in Bali. It’s a collective dammitt!!
I have never played “Angry Birds,” but doesn’t it have something to do with pigs getting attacked by birds and not birds being flatted by 18-wheelers? That thing looks like it got peeled off the grill of a Mack truck.
Sorry, didn’t see your post. I was wondering the same thing about the pigs.
If I were those birds, I would be angry too.
Stop encouraging me to fire babies at walls with my giant sling shot!!
And why will sellers never learn not to post blurry pictures of what they are trying to sell? If it gives me a migraine I am probably not buying.
Some of them are blurry AND upside down.
I’m also disturbed that she mostly uses bushes or grass for her displays. I guess the bugs, twigs and hayfever hives are included in the price?
Gaiz gaiz it was based on this pattern
If so, the seller must’ve had his/her eyes pecked out by that same bird.
I think the seller must have trouble with her eyesight — check out some of her other photographs.
After scrolling through the rest of her offerings, the angry bird sweater is the least of her problems. The two-piece, one-piece dress, for example, is…..”interesting”.
I agree with Frankenoid. It actually looks better when I take my glasses OFF.
I’d wear that pizza before I’d touch the sweater.
I love that the seller is NinasCrochetMagic, but that is too long to fit on the screen. So, when you look at her listings, they say NinasCroch.
and that must be one angry croch
It took me quite a while to figure out what was meant by “a 0-6 month sweater set”. I was thinking “Is this how long it takes the seller to make one? Because yeah, some of it looks hasty enough to have taken 0 months. But what took 6 months? And why would anyone wait that long to take delivery?”
Is it supposed to look like someone fired the angry bird INTO the sweater?
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You could also check out this angry turd. (My pal makes these paintings you see…)
Shameless self promotion is icky. Think of the children.
I believe that look is called ‘This is what my pillow looks like after a night out with lots of booze’
It looks like the seller photographed with the wrong side up.
I am being generous in assuming there even is a right side.
maybe inside out as well…?
This would have been great for my daughter 30 years ago when I was a fan of “Attack of The Killer Tomatoes.” Oh, and when she was a baby.
i think the person who made this was the angry one.
Her listings all look like they were taken with a flip phone. I wish more people realized how important good pictures are.
At least you can see it! I’m not even sure what this listing of hers is!
If the eye on on the hat what is that on the sweater – Miss. Piggy’s nipples??
From the description for the Miss Piggy set: “It is made of super soft yarn It includes a sweater, booties and hat. It will not include booties”
Is it just me, or does the top part of the beak look like it’s attached to the inside back of that thing?
I bought this and I am disappointing. I put my baby in it. Built a giant sling shot. My aim was perfect, but those damn pigs failed to exploded.
I know it is sad when you miss, but you are NOT a disappointment! Never mind what your parents might have told you! I’m sure you turned out to be a well adjusted Fat-Ugly-Loser… just like the rest of us!
Oh! i forgot, we are jealous too. sorry.
This store is like Regretsy Disneyland. She has horribly blurry pictures, derps galore, ridiculous items, confusing descriptions, and unflattering displays for most of her items. I think Helen or Crochet could use her for the next month of posts if they didn’t feel like spreading the love around Etsy.
On her Miss Piggy outfit, this the description:
“It is made of super soft yarn It includes a sweater, booties and hat. It will not include booties it is is made in size 2 and above.”
So, does it include the booties or not? My purchase of this outfit is is* contingent on the inclusion of booties.
*using her exact words
The acrylic pot holder is one of the best. Grab a piece of glassware out of the oven and let me know how that goes for you!
Surprised this ad doesn’t say “I could make this with my eyes closed. Heck! That’s just exactly what I did!”
Peter Vesterbacka, Rovio’s marketing director is an old friend.
I’ll post a link to her.
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