EVERYONE LIKES WARM NUTS
Read that as “Dirty old sweater becomes a skirt.”
I did too.
You have RegretsyVision™!
Defile It Yourself
Wearing this in public requires balls!
Good thing they come attached!
That was low hanging fruit.
I thought that they must now shave?
Only when they extend below the hem of the skirt.
“Do these reindeer make my balls look fat?”
This is where BRO is so effective. Balls, Regularly Out.
I always like to think that my balls are “the icing on the cake”, too.
I’ve heard of balls “making” icing, but “being”?
I’m sure your balls are the icing on any cake, Matt.
My balls are blushing right now, reddogbon.
Or the sauce to anyone’s flesh wallet
The bouncers at the club. “Sorry, the party’s full up. You’ll have to wait.”
This skirt would look great with a pearl necklace
“Tinkered Woolen Tassels” That’s my new band name!
I like the reindeer’s expressions as they look at the crotch-al regaion. They’re all, “hubba hubba!”
Yes – I wonder if it has the same design at the back, with the little mountains like haemorrhoids and the reindeers all ‘Yay, you go girl.”
Who doesn’t like happy reindeer smiling at your bajango?
Better than disgruntled reindeer sneering at it.
They’re not looking at her crotch, they’re checking out her mountains.
Or are the mountains pointing to the “money shot” ? “Right here fella, bring it on in!”
That’d be Mons Veneris, no?
The tassels are ill-advised. The rest, pretty neat.
True. While the sweater pattern is not to my personal taste, it looks very well done. It is really something that a person would actually want to wear. (after it has been neutered of course).
And all this time, I thought “Yule Balls” were dances.
“Um… Mame, yule balls are hanging sorta low…, Oh I mean, Sir….”
damnit, it’s moments like these I wish I wasn’t getting ready for my chorus’ holiday concert..
Old Mr. Kringle, is soon gonna jingle, the bells that’ll tingle all your troubles away.. everybody’s waiting for the man with the bag.
what a HO,HO,HO
is it me or are those Deer staring a bit too eagerly at her bajingo?
It’s been a long cold winter with just Santa and those elves.
Who doesn’t like their woolen tassels tinkered? My man agrees that IS the icing on the cake!
I thought they get shorter in cold weather….
Those reindeer look to me like shorthair Pointers wearing antlers.
I see moose, and a two-headed dog.
Rorschach test skirt?
I SEE MY HORRIBLE CHILDHOOD!!! NOOOOO!!!!
Now, now. “Uncle” Knut has gone far away and won’t be here teasing you about not liking chaw this year. I can’t blame ya, his homemade version was profoundly wrong. His taste in sweaters was also a little iffy.
I totally need a short skirt with a winter theme, made of warm wool. For those days when the weather can’t make up its mind.
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Yeah, because no one uses short skirts in cold weather. It’s not like there are leggings, panty-hoses, socks, leg-warmers, boots… Oh, wait.
Wow 888, “what’s your damage?” – The Heathers.
Heathers reference FTW! You get to wear the velvet hair tie!
“Deck the Vag with tinkered tassels,
It only seems like it’d be a hassle,
Don we now our woolen testes,
It’ll be fun to show your guest these,
There, I fixed it for you.
If it wasn’t for the added manliness, this would be sort of cute.
Except you’d have to call it a skwatter.
Oh dear, now i have the mental image of a man squatting, balls out, doing something… I can’t even get past the squatting.
Does swunter give you any better picture? Ooh, wait, even better, a SWAJINGO!
Well, tinker my tassels!
“There’s no beating my Schweater Balls.”
I guess it’s the thought that counts. It was a cute idea. Maybe if the skirt was twisted off-center or something?
Yeah, I like this. I’ve seen it done before with old band shirts on punkrockdomestics.
Or if all of us weren’t twisted off-center.
I just hope there’s enough of the rest of the sweater to make a pair of holiday “Swants”.
Or a snood.
Or an ovipositor warmer for – Them!
I thumbed you up just for saying ovipositor, Z.
I was afraid that would lay an egg.
This is pretty weak.
Because HK NEVER made balls jokes….
So, due to the stretching of the “sweat skirt”, are there reindeer on the back? And if they’re are, they must be much lager on the back? Inquiring minds want to know!
I suspect much lager was involved in making this.
It’s good for what ales ya.
Is there a disagreement brewing?
I hope that no one gets hopping mad; I couldn’t beer it.
Baby it’s cold outside! Why don’t you sit right down with a nice warm teabag.
A perfect item for the Chinese grandpa who has become a fashion model for his granddaughter’s store.
Man, Chinese Grandpa can rock anything! And he’s killing the indifferent gaze.
he does have that perfect boyish figure that most models would kill for.
He is great!! Love the pink coat, hush.
OMG, the neon green stick legs!
59 comments and not a single “jingle bells” reference. tsk tsk tsk, Fat Jealous Losers, Imma disappoint.
Reindeer round yon virgin good enough?
Yay, they posted my submission. Wheeeeee!
Uh oh, did you read the website? “Publications of photos or text are not allowed. Every illegal publication will be charged.”
Now we’re going to get in trouble with Koppian and Paystin again, and it’ll be all your fault! We’re all going to have to pay a nickel to comment on her copyrighted work!
I’ll crease and detest but I WILL SUBMIT!
Good to know that about you Zippy. Just let me find my high-heeled leather boots and I’ll be getting back to you.
Send her some eagle tears.
The mons is upside-down. Has this woman never SEEN a vagina?
That’s what it looks like from her POV.
I’d tuck those inside so they peek out from underneath. Much more festive!
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