True. While the sweater pattern is not to my personal taste, it looks very well done. It is really something that a person would actually want to wear. (after it has been neutered of course).
damnit, it’s moments like these I wish I wasn’t getting ready for my chorus’ holiday concert..
Old Mr. Kringle, is soon gonna jingle, the bells that’ll tingle all your troubles away.. everybody’s waiting for the man with the bag.
what a HO,HO,HO
Now, now. “Uncle” Knut has gone far away and won’t be here teasing you about not liking chaw this year. I can’t blame ya, his homemade version was profoundly wrong. His taste in sweaters was also a little iffy.
“Deck the Vag with tinkered tassels,
HA-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-HA-ha-ha.
It only seems like it’d be a hassle,
HA-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-HA-ha-ha.
Don we now our woolen testes,
HA-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-HA-ha-ha.
It’ll be fun to show your guest these,
HA-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-HA-ha-ha.”
So, due to the stretching of the “sweat skirt”, are there reindeer on the back? And if they’re are, they must be much lager on the back? Inquiring minds want to know!
Uh oh, did you read the website? “Publications of photos or text are not allowed. Every illegal publication will be charged.”
Now we’re going to get in trouble with Koppian and Paystin again, and it’ll be all your fault! We’re all going to have to pay a nickel to comment on her copyrighted work!
November 18, 2012 at 10:04 am
Read that as “Dirty old sweater becomes a skirt.”
Giggity-giggity.
November 18, 2012 at 11:42 am
I did too.
November 18, 2012 at 12:13 pm
You have RegretsyVision™!
November 18, 2012 at 2:23 pm
Defile It Yourself
November 18, 2012 at 10:04 am
Wearing this in public requires balls!
November 18, 2012 at 12:17 pm
Good thing they come attached!
November 18, 2012 at 6:43 pm
That was low hanging fruit.
November 18, 2012 at 10:06 am
I thought that they must now shave?
November 18, 2012 at 11:45 am
Only when they extend below the hem of the skirt.
November 18, 2012 at 10:07 am
“Do these reindeer make my balls look fat?”
November 18, 2012 at 3:32 pm
This is where BRO is so effective. Balls, Regularly Out.
November 18, 2012 at 10:08 am
I always like to think that my balls are “the icing on the cake”, too.
November 18, 2012 at 10:25 am
I’ve heard of balls “making” icing, but “being”?
November 18, 2012 at 11:53 am
I’m sure your balls are the icing on any cake, Matt.
November 18, 2012 at 11:56 am
My balls are blushing right now, reddogbon.
November 18, 2012 at 12:55 pm
Or the sauce to anyone’s flesh wallet
November 18, 2012 at 2:29 pm
The bouncers at the club. “Sorry, the party’s full up. You’ll have to wait.”
November 18, 2012 at 3:12 pm
This skirt would look great with a pearl necklace
November 18, 2012 at 10:14 am
“Tinkered Woolen Tassels” That’s my new band name!
November 18, 2012 at 10:15 am
I like the reindeer’s expressions as they look at the crotch-al regaion. They’re all, “hubba hubba!”
November 18, 2012 at 10:20 am
Yes – I wonder if it has the same design at the back, with the little mountains like haemorrhoids and the reindeers all ‘Yay, you go girl.”
November 18, 2012 at 10:26 am
Who doesn’t like happy reindeer smiling at your bajango?
November 19, 2012 at 1:37 am
Better than disgruntled reindeer sneering at it.
November 18, 2012 at 11:11 am
They’re not looking at her crotch, they’re checking out her mountains.
November 18, 2012 at 3:29 pm
Or are the mountains pointing to the “money shot” ? “Right here fella, bring it on in!”
November 18, 2012 at 5:18 pm
That’d be Mons Veneris, no?
November 18, 2012 at 10:18 am
The tassels are ill-advised. The rest, pretty neat.
November 19, 2012 at 1:26 am
True. While the sweater pattern is not to my personal taste, it looks very well done. It is really something that a person would actually want to wear. (after it has been neutered of course).
November 18, 2012 at 10:21 am
And all this time, I thought “Yule Balls” were dances.
November 18, 2012 at 3:30 pm
“Um… Mame, yule balls are hanging sorta low…, Oh I mean, Sir….”
November 18, 2012 at 10:26 am
damnit, it’s moments like these I wish I wasn’t getting ready for my chorus’ holiday concert..
Old Mr. Kringle, is soon gonna jingle, the bells that’ll tingle all your troubles away.. everybody’s waiting for the man with the bag.
what a HO,HO,HO
November 18, 2012 at 10:29 am
is it me or are those Deer staring a bit too eagerly at her bajingo?
November 19, 2012 at 1:35 am
It’s been a long cold winter with just Santa and those elves.
November 18, 2012 at 10:31 am
Who doesn’t like their woolen tassels tinkered? My man agrees that IS the icing on the cake!
November 18, 2012 at 10:35 am
I thought they get shorter in cold weather….
November 18, 2012 at 10:44 am
Those reindeer look to me like shorthair Pointers wearing antlers.
November 18, 2012 at 11:43 am
I see moose, and a two-headed dog.
Rorschach test skirt?
November 18, 2012 at 11:57 am
I SEE MY HORRIBLE CHILDHOOD!!! NOOOOO!!!!
November 18, 2012 at 2:36 pm
Now, now. “Uncle” Knut has gone far away and won’t be here teasing you about not liking chaw this year. I can’t blame ya, his homemade version was profoundly wrong. His taste in sweaters was also a little iffy.
November 18, 2012 at 10:45 am
I totally need a short skirt with a winter theme, made of warm wool. For those days when the weather can’t make up its mind.
November 18, 2012 at 11:10 am
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November 18, 2012 at 3:24 pm
Wow 888, “what’s your damage?” – The Heathers.
November 18, 2012 at 3:52 pm
Heathers reference FTW! You get to wear the velvet hair tie!
November 18, 2012 at 10:48 am
“Deck the Vag with tinkered tassels,
HA-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-HA-ha-ha.
It only seems like it’d be a hassle,
HA-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-HA-ha-ha.
Don we now our woolen testes,
HA-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-HA-ha-ha.
It’ll be fun to show your guest these,
HA-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-HA-ha-ha.”
November 18, 2012 at 11:41 am
HA-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-HA-hoo-haw
There, I fixed it for you.
November 18, 2012 at 10:59 am
If it wasn’t for the added manliness, this would be sort of cute.
Except you’d have to call it a skwatter.
November 18, 2012 at 3:25 pm
Oh dear, now i have the mental image of a man squatting, balls out, doing something… I can’t even get past the squatting.
November 19, 2012 at 1:29 am
Does swunter give you any better picture? Ooh, wait, even better, a SWAJINGO!
November 18, 2012 at 11:01 am
Well, tinker my tassels!
November 18, 2012 at 11:03 am
“There’s no beating my Schweater Balls.”
November 18, 2012 at 11:14 am
I guess it’s the thought that counts. It was a cute idea. Maybe if the skirt was twisted off-center or something?
November 18, 2012 at 8:38 pm
Yeah, I like this. I’ve seen it done before with old band shirts on punkrockdomestics.
November 19, 2012 at 1:30 am
Or if all of us weren’t twisted off-center.
November 18, 2012 at 11:32 am
I just hope there’s enough of the rest of the sweater to make a pair of holiday “Swants”.
November 18, 2012 at 12:04 pm
Or a snood.
November 18, 2012 at 2:39 pm
Or an ovipositor warmer for – Them!
November 18, 2012 at 6:46 pm
I thumbed you up just for saying ovipositor, Z.
November 18, 2012 at 10:43 pm
I was afraid that would lay an egg.
November 18, 2012 at 11:45 am
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November 19, 2012 at 7:21 am
Because HK NEVER made balls jokes….
November 18, 2012 at 12:59 pm
So, due to the stretching of the “sweat skirt”, are there reindeer on the back? And if they’re are, they must be much lager on the back? Inquiring minds want to know!
November 18, 2012 at 2:20 pm
I suspect much lager was involved in making this.
November 18, 2012 at 2:39 pm
It’s good for what ales ya.
November 18, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Is there a disagreement brewing?
November 19, 2012 at 1:32 am
I hope that no one gets hopping mad; I couldn’t beer it.
November 18, 2012 at 1:12 pm
Baby it’s cold outside! Why don’t you sit right down with a nice warm teabag.
November 18, 2012 at 2:27 pm
A perfect item for the Chinese grandpa who has become a fashion model for his granddaughter’s store.
http://offbeatchina.com/modeling-for-teen-girl-clothes-on-tmall-72-year-old-grandpa-from-becomes-internet-sensation
November 18, 2012 at 2:44 pm
Man, Chinese Grandpa can rock anything! And he’s killing the indifferent gaze.
November 20, 2012 at 6:13 am
he does have that perfect boyish figure that most models would kill for.
November 18, 2012 at 3:28 pm
He is great!! Love the pink coat, hush.
November 19, 2012 at 4:22 pm
OMG, the neon green stick legs!
November 18, 2012 at 6:45 pm
59 comments and not a single “jingle bells” reference. tsk tsk tsk, Fat Jealous Losers, Imma disappoint.
November 18, 2012 at 7:59 pm
Reindeer round yon virgin good enough?
November 18, 2012 at 7:08 pm
Yay, they posted my submission. Wheeeeee!
November 18, 2012 at 8:37 pm
Uh oh, did you read the website? “Publications of photos or text are not allowed. Every illegal publication will be charged.”
Now we’re going to get in trouble with Koppian and Paystin again, and it’ll be all your fault! We’re all going to have to pay a nickel to comment on her copyrighted work!
November 18, 2012 at 10:46 pm
I’ll crease and detest but I WILL SUBMIT!
November 19, 2012 at 1:34 am
Good to know that about you Zippy. Just let me find my high-heeled leather boots and I’ll be getting back to you.
November 19, 2012 at 1:33 am
Send her some eagle tears.
November 19, 2012 at 7:10 am
The mons is upside-down. Has this woman never SEEN a vagina?
November 19, 2012 at 3:10 pm
That’s what it looks like from her POV.
November 20, 2012 at 5:59 am
I’d tuck those inside so they peek out from underneath. Much more festive!