I think the crafter made this after reading the recent Regretsy post about the “red fox nipples” and how commenters felt there should be several of them down each side. Is Regretsy becoming a self-referential force?
(Crochet, do you think you can post some funny stuff that’s not dead animals for a bit? There’s been too much personal tragedy this week for me to enjoy this. )
Side note: If anyone lives near the town of Scrotum, Alabama and wants to meet up, I will be spending Thanksgiving there with the always entertaining Cooter Family. It’s BYOSP (bring your own skunk-pie), so don’t show up empty-handed!
Wrong spelling. This family’s patriarch is Corky Cooter, and his wife is Candee Cooter. They’re not musicians, in fact they own a mildly successful plumbing/hunting chain in the Deep South called “Cooter’s Roto-Rooters n’ Shooters” (they added and “s” on Rooter to avoid lawsuits).
They tried to start a service to teach kids after school, but they misspelled their name and “Cooters Roto Rooters n’ Shooters n’ Pooters n’ Looters n’ Tooters” never really took off.
I was going to mention their foray into Vespa rentals but there wasn’t room on sign for Cooters Roto Rooters n’ Shooters n’ Pooters n’ Looters n’ Tooters n’ Scooters so the point is mooter.
+16
lettucego
November 17, 2012 at 2:03 pm
I hear they’re planning a merger with a famous chicken wing restaurant/bar chain.
What a bunch of boobs the Cooters are. That idea will never fly in Scrotum, Alabama.
+11
lettucego
November 17, 2012 at 2:16 pm
You’re right – they should think of moving to Buttcrack, Mississippi, where people are more liberal, if they want success in that business.
+6
Zippy
November 17, 2012 at 2:22 pm
I thought Buttcrack was in Texass. Maybe everybody has one.
+14
docleather
November 18, 2012 at 8:07 am
and then there’s always Climax, GA
+1
Postmenopaws ™
November 17, 2012 at 5:07 pm
Regretsy should market its own brand of adult diapers, to be worn while perusing the site. And inhalers. Because sometimes I laugh so hard I can’t breathe.
Oh, and Regretsy® brand Defibrillators. I could use one of those, too, for the Dead Animal Days.
I was collecting the obituaries of Disney characters’ dead parents but the weight of the binders caused the floor to collapse under them when I added Star Wars.
If Jar Jar ever baby-daddys or pops out or fissions off or whatever his filthy amphibious breed does to spawn a kid, Disney will make that kid an orphan. But too late for us.
This really *is* the perfect gift for someone who has everything! Worried about finding *just* the right gift for that friend who’s so hard to buy for? Give them this, and they won’t be your friend anymore!
I think they missed a trick here, it’s the perfect gift for a new mother, makes a great changing bag and the nipples will satisfy the most hardcore of lactivists.
Seriously this it’s horrific and just makes me sad. I dont support hunting of any kind but I thought hunters had a rule about not killing mothers…. Oh wait Im thinking of the Predator.
“Unique conversation piece”. Well, that’s true. Most conversations will, however, begin by a startled stranger shouting “Oh dear God, what is that thing”.
I think as long as there is 2 oz or less of fluid per nipple you’d be OK. That could be a good feature. You’d get hand sanitizer, lotion, mouthwash, cologne, spermicidal jelly and an obscure fast-acting poison of Asiatic origin. Some system of labeling the nipples might be in order.
Hand sanitizer nipple – staple a raccoon hand next to it.
Mouthwash nipple – staple a raccoon mouth next to it.
Cologne nipple – staple a raccoon armpit next to it.
Spermicidal Jelly nipple – staple a raccoon vagina/penis next to it.
This way, each nipple’s function is understandable to people around the world, regardless of language.
Somehow your avatar seems really appropriate to imagine as reading out these label ideas.
You look so happy to have sorted it out, and to have a stapler at the ready.
It’s funny too because in real life, I’m pretty dry with the facial expressions. I’m not a super animated dude, and that lame avatar is kind of “wacky”, which is a quality I despise.
On 2nd look, I kind of like it, only because it’s truthful.. think about it, most people wouldn’t wear cow leather if it still had it’s features. But this is just the same thing. (cow udder bag..??)
Still ugly though.
I don’t mean to besmirch the good name of A.C. Moore of Appalachian Knife and Fur, but couldn’t he have preserved or redrawn the lil’ burglar mask on the raccoon’s face? It could’ve at least made the bag tragilarious rather than just tragic.
Do they have anything in opossum? The external pouch would keep one from having to dig the whole body cavity for that ringing cellphone or the car keys. Plus it would hang itself up by the prehensile tail.
At which time he retired and the Coonpipe settled down to spend its golden years on top of Donald Trump’s head, serenading him through his skull all the while.
You and Matt can carpool in his 4×4 crawlspace out to the mailbox in the woods where I live. If the mailbox flag is up, there’s going to be live music.
You have forgotten to arm Mr Nugent. He always has more weapons than a state militia by his side. (Unless that state is Texas) Perhaps a crossbow carved out of antler and bone?
I might actually be interested in a purse made from Ted Nugent ‘s hide after he is finished with it of course. Not so many nipples but they could work in that fox tail he used to wear on his ass back in the day.
I remember seeing a few pieces in an article forever ago featuring clothing made of hyper realistic (but fake) “human leather.” It was so realistically done that many visitors to the gallery became physically ill. That’s what this reminds me of. A sort of Texas Chainsaw Massacre kind of prop. Why they decided to strip all the hair off and leave the creepy little face and nipples of all things is beyond me, except that the effect is intentional and they want you to be scared.
As for the ‘mother’ part: Some animals you can tell by looking at them if they’ve given birth before, the hair on their stomachs will have changed color or grown sparse around the teats, making it possible to tell if it’s had babies. Also, when a pest type animal like this is killed, it’s usually customary to kill any babies it might have too, which sounds really bad but you can’t leave them wandering without their mom to starve to death. At any rate this bag is hilariously disturbing.
I find it odd that seller has to tell us it was a mother (both depressing AND obvious), but uses the word “harvest” like it was an ear of corn, rather than blew its head off.
Maybe you “harvest” mothers but kill or shoot the rest?
November 16, 2012 at 10:04 am
And Mrs. Crockett was Queen of the Wild Frontier.
November 16, 2012 at 4:36 pm
It’s very Leatherface-chic.
November 17, 2012 at 10:50 am
Wonder if lampshades are available?
November 17, 2012 at 11:03 am
Then, it’s face would light up whenever you entered the room!
November 17, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Everyone keeps commenting about the nipples. Does no one also see the dried apricot vagina at the bottom?
November 17, 2012 at 9:56 pm
So basically, this is the raccoon’s entire body, made into a bag.
November 16, 2012 at 4:03 pm
Holy SHIT! Are those nipples on either side?
November 17, 2012 at 10:14 am
My nipples are sore just looking at them. That’s a disturbing feature.
November 17, 2012 at 10:20 am
I think the crafter made this after reading the recent Regretsy post about the “red fox nipples” and how commenters felt there should be several of them down each side. Is Regretsy becoming a self-referential force?
November 17, 2012 at 10:32 am
You spelled “farce” wrong.
November 17, 2012 at 10:36 am
Regretsy is a self-fulfilling prophecy.
November 16, 2012 at 4:03 pm
I’m scared.
November 16, 2012 at 4:05 pm
I’d like to see A.C. Less of that.
November 16, 2012 at 4:08 pm
this is the saddest thing I have ever seen.
(Crochet, do you think you can post some funny stuff that’s not dead animals for a bit? There’s been too much personal tragedy this week for me to enjoy this. )
November 16, 2012 at 4:12 pm
Ears.
It has ears. : (
November 17, 2012 at 10:16 am
The better to hear you with…
November 16, 2012 at 4:09 pm
OHG OD OHGOD Oh god oh god oh god
November 16, 2012 at 4:09 pm
This is perfect for carrying my Mountain Dew jam.
November 17, 2012 at 11:07 am
Save room for your assorted bird-feet in there, too!
November 17, 2012 at 12:26 pm
Matt, does this mean you no longer want the jar of skunk paws you had me pick up for you?
November 17, 2012 at 12:34 pm
No no, I still want them. Those are going in a pie for Thanksgiving.
November 17, 2012 at 12:39 pm
Save room for Muskrat Gland Sorbet!
November 17, 2012 at 12:44 pm
Mmmmm…the glands really burst in your mouth. That’s how you can tell they’re fresh.
November 17, 2012 at 1:14 pm
OK, that made me kind of gag
November 17, 2012 at 1:20 pm
Me too. But like a fun, happy gag.
November 17, 2012 at 1:22 pm
We gals call them legitimate gags.
November 17, 2012 at 1:51 pm
All this time I thought the only legitimate gag to use on the gals was the ol’ let-me-help-you-with-that copping-of-a-feel.
November 17, 2012 at 2:48 pm
I still accept that one, too
November 17, 2012 at 4:57 pm
I still pretend to be interested in etchings.
November 17, 2012 at 7:15 pm
Thank you two for restoring my faith in womankind! *resumes laundering clothes and grooming*
November 17, 2012 at 12:43 pm
Side note: If anyone lives near the town of Scrotum, Alabama and wants to meet up, I will be spending Thanksgiving there with the always entertaining Cooter Family. It’s BYOSP (bring your own skunk-pie), so don’t show up empty-handed!
November 17, 2012 at 1:16 pm
Oh, does this mean I finally get to meet Ry Cooter, my musical hero? If he’s there and our own Bruce D. show up it’ll be great.
November 17, 2012 at 1:27 pm
Wrong spelling. This family’s patriarch is Corky Cooter, and his wife is Candee Cooter. They’re not musicians, in fact they own a mildly successful plumbing/hunting chain in the Deep South called “Cooter’s Roto-Rooters n’ Shooters” (they added and “s” on Rooter to avoid lawsuits).
November 17, 2012 at 1:37 pm
If they diversified into insect collecting they could be Rooters ‘n’ Shooters ‘n’ Pooters
November 17, 2012 at 1:43 pm
They’re known for being thieves as well, so they’re Rooters n’ Shooters n’ Pooters n’ Looters.
November 17, 2012 at 1:45 pm
They tried to start a service to teach kids after school, but they misspelled their name and “Cooters Roto Rooters n’ Shooters n’ Pooters n’ Looters n’ Tooters” never really took off.
November 17, 2012 at 1:56 pm
I was going to mention their foray into Vespa rentals but there wasn’t room on sign for Cooters Roto Rooters n’ Shooters n’ Pooters n’ Looters n’ Tooters n’ Scooters so the point is mooter.
November 17, 2012 at 2:03 pm
I hear they’re planning a merger with a famous chicken wing restaurant/bar chain.
November 17, 2012 at 2:09 pm
What a bunch of boobs the Cooters are. That idea will never fly in Scrotum, Alabama.
November 17, 2012 at 2:16 pm
You’re right – they should think of moving to Buttcrack, Mississippi, where people are more liberal, if they want success in that business.
November 17, 2012 at 2:22 pm
I thought Buttcrack was in Texass. Maybe everybody has one.
November 18, 2012 at 8:07 am
and then there’s always Climax, GA
November 17, 2012 at 5:07 pm
Regretsy should market its own brand of adult diapers, to be worn while perusing the site. And inhalers. Because sometimes I laugh so hard I can’t breathe.
Oh, and Regretsy® brand Defibrillators. I could use one of those, too, for the Dead Animal Days.
November 17, 2012 at 9:05 pm
Don’t forget the jar of dead fish!
November 16, 2012 at 4:10 pm
I had no idea what was being referred to with 6, 8, and 10 nipple size so willfully I kept looking. Damn thy foolish pride!
November 16, 2012 at 4:11 pm
It’s a Louis Varmitton.
November 17, 2012 at 1:00 pm
Or a Louis Vomit-on
November 16, 2012 at 4:11 pm
Still not as fabulous as my leather sleeping bag that was made from Bambi’s Mom.
November 17, 2012 at 10:21 am
Or my Mufasa rug. Disney death furnishings. Collect the whole set!
November 17, 2012 at 11:39 am
I was collecting the obituaries of Disney characters’ dead parents but the weight of the binders caused the floor to collapse under them when I added Star Wars.
November 18, 2012 at 5:23 am
And yet you still can’t collect the Jar Jar Binks obit. Sad.
November 18, 2012 at 8:58 am
If Jar Jar ever baby-daddys or pops out or fissions off or whatever his filthy amphibious breed does to spawn a kid, Disney will make that kid an orphan. But too late for us.
November 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm
So sitting near your garbage can with a .22 counts as wild harvesting?
November 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm
My thought as well! Those holes in the head don’t sing out wild harvesting to me, unless the shooter was wild on moonshine!
November 17, 2012 at 10:02 am
Those holes were from piercings. The raccoon was part of a local punk gang.
Justice has been served.
November 17, 2012 at 1:06 pm
Damn shame too ’cause his band, the garbage vandals, were supposed to play in Erie PA last week, and now they have to look for a new drummer.
November 17, 2012 at 1:19 pm
I’ll bet Tommy Lee’s available, and I’m pretty sure he already smells like garbage.
November 17, 2012 at 1:33 pm
That’s just the smell of his liver failing
November 17, 2012 at 1:36 pm
And does hepatitis have an odor?
November 18, 2012 at 8:09 am
no, that’s tattoo ink and crotchrot from wearing leather pants all those years.
November 18, 2012 at 8:59 am
You’re the doc.
November 16, 2012 at 4:35 pm
This really *is* the perfect gift for someone who has everything! Worried about finding *just* the right gift for that friend who’s so hard to buy for? Give them this, and they won’t be your friend anymore!
November 17, 2012 at 11:16 am
I think they missed a trick here, it’s the perfect gift for a new mother, makes a great changing bag and the nipples will satisfy the most hardcore of lactivists.
Seriously this it’s horrific and just makes me sad. I dont support hunting of any kind but I thought hunters had a rule about not killing mothers…. Oh wait Im thinking of the Predator.
November 16, 2012 at 4:35 pm
Oh, this is A.C. Moore’s work? I thought I recognized the hand of that noted craftsman, Hobby Lobby.
November 16, 2012 at 4:37 pm
“Unique conversation piece”. Well, that’s true. Most conversations will, however, begin by a startled stranger shouting “Oh dear God, what is that thing”.
November 16, 2012 at 4:38 pm
It also reminds me of a sad, sad, Batman cowl.
November 17, 2012 at 10:19 am
It makes me sad too, but my first thought was still, “Dunna nunna nunna nunna, dunna nunna nunna nunna, BATBAG!”
November 17, 2012 at 10:38 am
I totally upthumbed you for getting the correct amount of “dunnas” and “nunnas”. Nice work.
November 17, 2012 at 12:58 pm
Holy taxidermy, Batman!
November 17, 2012 at 2:24 pm
To the Batwalk!
November 16, 2012 at 4:38 pm
My purse has nipples.
Your argument is invalid.
November 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm
You can buy these at target.
November 17, 2012 at 10:13 am
I thought I saw them at Bloodbath and Beyond, as well.
November 16, 2012 at 4:41 pm
The fact that they specified “mother” makes me think that they may have coinpurses or cellphone holder made of the babies.
November 16, 2012 at 4:56 pm
That’s what the “interior compartment” is.
November 17, 2012 at 10:07 am
Look on the bright side- if you brought this to work, I’m pretty positive no one would fuck with you ever again.
November 17, 2012 at 3:11 pm
I am pretty sure you would no longer be employed there.
November 17, 2012 at 10:17 am
Holy fuck.
They really -do- have fur for a reason. Fuck the scientific reasons, they’re leathery old fetus hideous.
November 17, 2012 at 10:17 am
I see that Bloody Face has gotten into handbags.
November 17, 2012 at 10:27 am
Is this small enough for the airlines to classify it as carrion?
November 17, 2012 at 10:40 am
And since it has nipples, do the airlines classify it as a “bottle” of some kind? If so, I’m pretty sure it’s over the 2oz size they allow.
November 17, 2012 at 10:52 am
I think as long as there is 2 oz or less of fluid per nipple you’d be OK. That could be a good feature. You’d get hand sanitizer, lotion, mouthwash, cologne, spermicidal jelly and an obscure fast-acting poison of Asiatic origin. Some system of labeling the nipples might be in order.
November 17, 2012 at 11:11 am
Here’s my idea for the labeling system:
Hand sanitizer nipple – staple a raccoon hand next to it.
Mouthwash nipple – staple a raccoon mouth next to it.
Cologne nipple – staple a raccoon armpit next to it.
Spermicidal Jelly nipple – staple a raccoon vagina/penis next to it.
This way, each nipple’s function is understandable to people around the world, regardless of language.
November 17, 2012 at 1:19 pm
Somehow your avatar seems really appropriate to imagine as reading out these label ideas.
You look so happy to have sorted it out, and to have a stapler at the ready.
November 17, 2012 at 1:41 pm
It’s funny too because in real life, I’m pretty dry with the facial expressions. I’m not a super animated dude, and that lame avatar is kind of “wacky”, which is a quality I despise.
November 17, 2012 at 2:00 pm
My avatar’s look of barely containing vomit captures my mood pretty well most times.
November 17, 2012 at 2:02 pm
And of course, it nails your prominent uni-brow.
November 17, 2012 at 2:18 pm
I thought we all looked like our avatars. Isn’t that why we got them?
Do you mean they weren’t actually carefully chosen for each and every one of us?
November 19, 2012 at 4:49 pm
*hic*
November 17, 2012 at 2:18 pm
I mean, I *do* make that face rather a lot.
On the other hand, I am considerably squishier and have no real corners anywhere.
November 17, 2012 at 2:55 pm
I don’t make any facial expressions that resemble my avatar, either. Thankfully. But I do take care of my teeth.
November 17, 2012 at 11:00 am
nice, it even has the taint and vulva. would that be a coon poon?
November 17, 2012 at 11:22 am
On 2nd look, I kind of like it, only because it’s truthful.. think about it, most people wouldn’t wear cow leather if it still had it’s features. But this is just the same thing. (cow udder bag..??)
Still ugly though.
November 17, 2012 at 11:23 am
I don’t mean to besmirch the good name of A.C. Moore of Appalachian Knife and Fur, but couldn’t he have preserved or redrawn the lil’ burglar mask on the raccoon’s face? It could’ve at least made the bag tragilarious rather than just tragic.
November 17, 2012 at 11:49 am
Do they have anything in opossum? The external pouch would keep one from having to dig the whole body cavity for that ringing cellphone or the car keys. Plus it would hang itself up by the prehensile tail.
November 17, 2012 at 12:01 pm
Yeah, but if you misplace it and shout “where is my goddamn purse!?”, it gets scared and plays dead, making it near impossible to find.
November 17, 2012 at 12:09 pm
Trying to picture how this purse could look any deader…
November 17, 2012 at 2:01 pm
it would acquire tire tracks.
November 17, 2012 at 2:03 pm
and possibly flames.
November 17, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Flames would scorch the maggots, you monster!
November 19, 2012 at 4:51 pm
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151259151354168&set=a.103986894167.89654.95917624167&type=1&theater
November 17, 2012 at 2:21 pm
Amongst my plethora of weird possessions, I do have a skunk bag.
But Pepe did have the good sense to die with all his clothes on. He looks quite a lot better than this, although the smell is a tad peculiar.
November 17, 2012 at 5:14 pm
A skunk bag. That’s sheer genius. Has anyone here ever heard of a skunk bag being snatched?? (Carry on. Door’s open. Go ahead and go there.)
November 17, 2012 at 12:06 pm
With all those nipples, I’m more than a little surprised that the natural product choice here wasn’t a raccoon-bagpipe.
November 17, 2012 at 12:11 pm
“Amazing Gross”
November 17, 2012 at 12:38 pm
You’ve never heard that song as beautifully played as when you’ve heard it on the ol’ Coonpipe. It brings a tear to your craw.
November 17, 2012 at 1:23 pm
Sorry, I don’t want my craw torn.
November 17, 2012 at 1:31 pm
To the uninitiated, Coonpipe music can seem a bit coarse, but once you’re hooked you wonder how you ever lived without it.
November 17, 2012 at 1:38 pm
It’s like there’s garbage in your ears, and the Coonpipe’s clawing it out with its sweet, sweet music.
November 17, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Once you hear the Pied Coonpiper, you must follow.
November 17, 2012 at 1:48 pm
With his Coonpipe, he led all of the garbage out of New York City and into New Jersey.
November 17, 2012 at 2:07 pm
At which time he retired and the Coonpipe settled down to spend its golden years on top of Donald Trump’s head, serenading him through his skull all the while.
November 17, 2012 at 2:18 pm
I KNEW there had to be an explanation!
November 17, 2012 at 3:01 pm
Damn, that comment made me laugh so much, Matt, that music almost came out of MY nipples.
November 17, 2012 at 4:53 pm
I would pay money to see that in person, melagrana.
November 17, 2012 at 7:21 pm
I’m all ears, Mel…
November 17, 2012 at 7:39 pm
You and Matt can carpool in his 4×4 crawlspace out to the mailbox in the woods where I live. If the mailbox flag is up, there’s going to be live music.
November 17, 2012 at 12:30 pm
You’d think a marsupial hide would be the first choice for purse material.
November 17, 2012 at 12:42 pm
Opursem
November 17, 2012 at 12:48 pm
Kangaroo Klutch
November 19, 2012 at 8:43 pm
They’re usually made of kangaroo scrotum.
November 17, 2012 at 12:48 pm
I meant “Opurssum”! Stupid spell check!
November 17, 2012 at 1:14 pm
Cross-body Koala for when I’m on my bike
November 17, 2012 at 2:08 pm
They have a fanny pack but it’s called the “Wallabehind”.
November 17, 2012 at 3:16 pm
Wallet-by.
November 19, 2012 at 8:50 pm
Bandicoot backpack, bilby briefacse, numbat nest, pademelon purse… the list is endless!
November 17, 2012 at 12:40 pm
For some reason I cant get the image of Ted Nugent caring this bag while wearing beef jerky underwear out of my head.
November 17, 2012 at 12:46 pm
Error 666:
You have been possessed by Satan.
Soul Not Found
Do you want to run program exorcism.exe?
November 17, 2012 at 4:44 pm
Zippy that probably would have helped me a long time ago…..now i am used to it
November 17, 2012 at 7:23 pm
Maybe you could use a reboot?
November 17, 2012 at 12:47 pm
Coon Scratch Fever
November 17, 2012 at 1:13 pm
You have forgotten to arm Mr Nugent. He always has more weapons than a state militia by his side. (Unless that state is Texas) Perhaps a crossbow carved out of antler and bone?
November 17, 2012 at 3:22 pm
I might actually be interested in a purse made from Ted Nugent ‘s hide after he is finished with it of course. Not so many nipples but they could work in that fox tail he used to wear on his ass back in the day.
November 17, 2012 at 1:16 pm
I remember seeing a few pieces in an article forever ago featuring clothing made of hyper realistic (but fake) “human leather.” It was so realistically done that many visitors to the gallery became physically ill. That’s what this reminds me of. A sort of Texas Chainsaw Massacre kind of prop. Why they decided to strip all the hair off and leave the creepy little face and nipples of all things is beyond me, except that the effect is intentional and they want you to be scared.
November 17, 2012 at 1:19 pm
As for the ‘mother’ part: Some animals you can tell by looking at them if they’ve given birth before, the hair on their stomachs will have changed color or grown sparse around the teats, making it possible to tell if it’s had babies. Also, when a pest type animal like this is killed, it’s usually customary to kill any babies it might have too, which sounds really bad but you can’t leave them wandering without their mom to starve to death. At any rate this bag is hilariously disturbing.
November 17, 2012 at 1:47 pm
November 17, 2012 at 2:29 pm
Disney is really taking off the gloves.
November 17, 2012 at 9:13 pm
It’s that George Lucas influence – Boba Fett did Mama Coon before going after Han Solo.
November 18, 2012 at 8:10 am
tears need glitter
November 17, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Damn, you March Hare. You’re making me sad now.
I’m intrigued by the concept of ‘wild harvested raccoon’. I assume that is Etsy-speak for ‘shot off the back porch’?
Is there domestic raccoon out there?
November 17, 2012 at 4:27 pm
I regret nothing…lol
November 17, 2012 at 9:35 pm
I find it odd that seller has to tell us it was a mother (both depressing AND obvious), but uses the word “harvest” like it was an ear of corn, rather than blew its head off.
Maybe you “harvest” mothers but kill or shoot the rest?
November 17, 2012 at 2:25 pm
This looks like the bag that one of the monsters from “Pan’s Labyrinth” would carry. My God, that’s disturbing.
November 17, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Crap! If only I knew how to post pictures here!
November 17, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Eeeeeeeeeeew. And I thought the frog change pouches my sister brought home from Mexico for my sons was disturbing.
November 17, 2012 at 5:56 pm
Conversation piece. Said conversation on my part being “Sweet Jesus, woman, what in the ever loving Hell do you think you’re doing!!”
November 17, 2012 at 5:57 pm
It puts the lotion in the handbag.
November 17, 2012 at 6:59 pm
…or else it gets the hose again…
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which, other then a shotgun, is the only way to keep them out of the garbage can.
November 18, 2012 at 12:11 am
A Treeing Walker will keep them varmints of your garbage and the turtle pond.
November 17, 2012 at 8:21 pm
Would you carry me? I’D carry me. I’d carry me so hard.
November 17, 2012 at 9:09 pm
FTW.