Don’t people look at things before they post them? Hey Bob does this look like a fairy door to you? Why no Nancy it looks rather like a vagina. Oh dear.
If only there was a Bob for each Nancy out there. (Bob, of course, being the male version of The Only Sane Woman.)
That’s why this Nancy asks her hard ass Bob about creative-type stuff before I make it or loose it on the world. If it’s bullshit he’ll give me a hearty, “That’s bullshit.” SKITTLES LIKEY
Ah yes, the “man in the boat”. Sometimes he just pops right out and says hi. Sometimes he might be hiding. But I’ve always found the search to be rewarding
I checked out her shop and she makes toys and a lot of them are cute and seem well made. I think this is a woman who will be horribly embarrassed when she realizes we are gigglng at a wooden vag she has made.
With each toy, I spend a lot of time on wood – burning every little detail in place, then adding the wonderful colors with a Water Based paint, using a wash to penetrate the wood, so the beautiful grain will show through, and the paint won’t wear off the toys. I hand rub in a wonderful smelling beeswax to protect the toy, just use a soft cloth to wipe clean.
I think I know where “ham wallet” came from.
I don’t want to beat around the bush, but it’s a great resource for vagina euphemisms. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM
Why does this remind me of the time portal on “The City on the Edge of Forever” episode of Star Trek? Yes, that one was more stretched out and had Joan Collins in it but still.
How funny! I’m shocked that this is the first Waldorf craft on Regretsy – I have a confession. I went to a Waldorf School up until 5th grade. Whenever I try to describe the school to anyone it sounds like a cult! They really teach about fairies and gnomes, there’s a secret garden and instead of getting to play with play-doh we molded beeswax. Tomorrow is their annual Elves Fair (no joke! http://www.elves-faire.com/) Maybe I’ll go so I can tweet Regretsy some pictures of pipe cleaner lambs and walnut shell candles.
November 15, 2012 at 5:12 pm
Don’t believe what she says about “sugar walls”, Hansel and Gretel! It’s a trap!
November 15, 2012 at 10:26 pm
Sheena Easton hungers for your wee bairns!
November 15, 2012 at 5:13 pm
Don’t people look at things before they post them? Hey Bob does this look like a fairy door to you? Why no Nancy it looks rather like a vagina. Oh dear.
November 15, 2012 at 9:32 pm
If only there was a Bob for each Nancy out there. (Bob, of course, being the male version of The Only Sane Woman.)
That’s why this Nancy asks her hard ass Bob about creative-type stuff before I make it or loose it on the world. If it’s bullshit he’ll give me a hearty, “That’s bullshit.” SKITTLES LIKEY
November 15, 2012 at 10:27 pm
Sadly, each Nancy only gets a Sid.
November 15, 2012 at 10:30 pm
Are Bob and Sid real people, or are these some of those invented conversations again? My buddy here wants to know.
November 15, 2012 at 10:37 pm
3 words: Sex. Pistols. Google.
November 16, 2012 at 8:30 am
Man, Zippy, you’re vicious!
November 16, 2012 at 9:31 am
I’ve found him to be Pretty Vacant.
November 16, 2012 at 1:37 pm
And Rotten!
November 16, 2012 at 3:48 pm
“Knock Knock”
“Whose there”
a fuck it its a vagina
November 15, 2012 at 5:14 pm
From your lips to God’s ears
November 15, 2012 at 9:51 pm
Labi-amen
November 15, 2012 at 5:15 pm
Have fun, kids. Just don’t forget your raincoats.
November 15, 2012 at 9:34 pm
And your rubber ponchos! Can never be TOO careful.
November 15, 2012 at 5:17 pm
It’s an ok door. But the faries only visit once a month.
November 15, 2012 at 5:24 pm
Redcaps?
November 15, 2012 at 5:17 pm
Now this totally has me imagining fairies and gnomes coming out of vaginas. I am freaked out.
November 15, 2012 at 5:33 pm
Cue the Soviet March…
November 15, 2012 at 8:58 pm
I’m hearing ‘Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy’
November 16, 2012 at 9:58 am
I’m going to have a hard time sitting through The Nutcracker with a straight face this year. Thanks.
November 15, 2012 at 9:36 pm
And I’m hearing the Imperial Death March from Star Wars. OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE BECOME
November 15, 2012 at 5:17 pm
Tinkerbell needs to do her Kegel exercises.
November 15, 2012 at 5:19 pm
One wonders if the gnome comes with the batteries, or are they sold separately too?
November 15, 2012 at 5:23 pm
I wonder if they sell a back door too…..
November 15, 2012 at 8:21 pm
I hope knot.
November 15, 2012 at 5:30 pm
It’s an educational toy. You have to find the little gnome in the fairy door.
November 15, 2012 at 8:59 pm
I thought it was the man in the boat. Hey, THAT’S why sex sucks. Honey, you’re doing it wrong!
November 16, 2012 at 11:47 am
Ah yes, the “man in the boat”. Sometimes he just pops right out and says hi. Sometimes he might be hiding. But I’ve always found the search to be rewarding
November 15, 2012 at 5:34 pm
I checked out her shop and she makes toys and a lot of them are cute and seem well made. I think this is a woman who will be horribly embarrassed when she realizes we are gigglng at a wooden vag she has made.
November 15, 2012 at 6:50 pm
Aw, she does have a cute shop! Here’s hoping that she has a sense of humor, comes over to laugh at herself, and joins the ranks of us evil FJLs.
That would totally make my day.
November 15, 2012 at 7:25 pm
Her stuff is seriously cute.
November 15, 2012 at 8:25 pm
She’s from Bemidji MN so she must be cool! And at least 1/4 Walleye.
November 15, 2012 at 9:37 pm
Bemidjii happens to be my favorite city in MN-I kid you not
November 15, 2012 at 9:56 pm
Is it because of the Paul Bunyan statue or the Toasty Beaver’s Bar & Grill or BSU?
November 15, 2012 at 5:41 pm
The door could have at least had hinges.
November 15, 2012 at 5:45 pm
Pillowpants Lives Here!
November 15, 2012 at 5:49 pm
Well….the fairies i know wouldn’t be caught dead anywhere near that ugly birch…
November 15, 2012 at 5:49 pm
This has to be a joke. There is NO WAY they didn’t realize.
November 15, 2012 at 5:51 pm
I may be blind, I saw no gnome. Unless it was that purple/blue penis looking thing on the top left of the wooden “door”?
November 15, 2012 at 5:52 pm
With each toy, I spend a lot of time on wood – burning every little detail in place, then adding the wonderful colors with a Water Based paint, using a wash to penetrate the wood, so the beautiful grain will show through, and the paint won’t wear off the toys. I hand rub in a wonderful smelling beeswax to protect the toy, just use a soft cloth to wipe clean.
November 15, 2012 at 6:09 pm
Never have I seen so many “that’s what she said” moments just ripe for the picking in an Etsy product description.
November 15, 2012 at 8:32 pm
“Ripe for the picking.” Heh-heh.
November 15, 2012 at 7:48 pm
‘On wood’ is that like ‘en pointe‘ for ballet dancers?
November 15, 2012 at 5:52 pm
HAM WALLET?! What rock have I been under where this is a new term to me? An AMAZING new term. Wow. I am using this in conversation tomorrow.
November 15, 2012 at 6:08 pm
My reaction exactly! We’re obviously fragile flowers who have been shielded from life’s best one-liners.
November 15, 2012 at 6:40 pm
That’s exactly what I thought! “HAM WALLET”??? BAhahaha
November 15, 2012 at 6:48 pm
I know! Suddenly I’ve got a crush on my own ladyparts.
November 15, 2012 at 8:06 pm
You’ve never heard ham wallet? Man, I MUST be getting old. Sure you’ve heard Spam Purse?
November 15, 2012 at 10:07 pm
I can’t believe I’ve been wasting all this time on “hot pocket”!
November 16, 2012 at 5:47 am
Anyone coming at me with spam for my “purse” is going to be very sorry. Very sorry INDEED.
November 16, 2012 at 5:49 am
However, if you’re talking about “spam”, that’s a different story.
Excuse me, I’m going to go play Greengrocer and Customer with my husband now.
November 15, 2012 at 8:13 pm
I think I know where “ham wallet” came from.
I don’t want to beat around the bush, but it’s a great resource for vagina euphemisms.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM
November 15, 2012 at 6:01 pm
Ha ha,
zipper fairies
November 15, 2012 at 6:11 pm
Where’s the knob?
November 15, 2012 at 7:08 pm
Good point. You don’t want to bang through the door without handling the knob to the owner’s satisfaction.
November 15, 2012 at 8:39 pm
At the very least, feel around for the knob and fiddle with any protuberance that you find. It’s only common courtesy. Gee.
November 15, 2012 at 9:01 pm
I want to see a leetle tiny doorknocker on there.
November 15, 2012 at 9:38 pm
Maybe a small doormat in the shape of a triangle or something. Just to stay classy.
November 15, 2012 at 10:08 pm
And a mat to wipe your feet on. Is that too much to ask?
November 16, 2012 at 10:02 am
Someone needs to photoshop a little Dorito in that pic. Where’s Lemon Bombs?
November 15, 2012 at 6:55 pm
I can’t see that little gnome anywhere. Don’t tell me… he’s in a little boat. Can’t EVER find that little bastard!
November 15, 2012 at 7:13 pm
I’m going to try to work both “fairy door” and “ham wallet” into my workday conversations tomorrow.
November 16, 2012 at 10:19 am
“fuzzy taco”?
November 18, 2012 at 2:43 pm
Hairy chequebook.
November 15, 2012 at 7:18 pm
We need a better nomenclature for these instances of gnome in clitter. We want to make gnome mistake about it.
November 15, 2012 at 7:21 pm
Too bad the door just kind of pops out of the jamb in the other pictures on her site. A revulving door would have been awesome.
November 15, 2012 at 7:23 pm
I wonder if “Knock Knock, who’s there? Please open the door” would be a successful line with owners of non-wooden vaginas …
November 15, 2012 at 10:19 pm
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Iguessyould”
“Iguessyould who?”
“I guess I will do!” *Enters*
November 15, 2012 at 8:25 pm
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Children’s Protective Services!
November 15, 2012 at 9:19 pm
If this is Waldorf I really wonder about Astoria.
November 16, 2012 at 6:52 am
This is a comment worthy of Statler. (Aren’t we all a bit like Waldorf and Statler here?)
November 15, 2012 at 9:30 pm
“Knock, knock, knock, who’s there? Probably a pedophile of some sort! …Please call the police!”
November 15, 2012 at 10:43 pm
Why does this remind me of the time portal on “The City on the Edge of Forever” episode of Star Trek? Yes, that one was more stretched out and had Joan Collins in it but still.
I might need therapy.
November 16, 2012 at 5:50 am
Why does someone post THE EXACT THING I WAS THINKING before I could get to type it myself???
November 16, 2012 at 6:49 am
Fairy magic.
November 16, 2012 at 11:38 am
You have to stay up pretty late at night to keep up with me, your Glitterness.
November 16, 2012 at 6:40 am
Who knew that there was a fairy named “Chlamydia”.
November 16, 2012 at 7:10 pm
How funny! I’m shocked that this is the first Waldorf craft on Regretsy – I have a confession. I went to a Waldorf School up until 5th grade. Whenever I try to describe the school to anyone it sounds like a cult! They really teach about fairies and gnomes, there’s a secret garden and instead of getting to play with play-doh we molded beeswax. Tomorrow is their annual Elves Fair (no joke! http://www.elves-faire.com/) Maybe I’ll go so I can tweet Regretsy some pictures of pipe cleaner lambs and walnut shell candles.
November 16, 2012 at 8:53 pm
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/05/05/any-minute-now/
Clearly, not everyone knows you’re allowed to knock.
November 16, 2012 at 9:50 pm
In Korean, the word for vagina is literally “musical door”. Somehow it all makes sense now…