Well, you know what they say, “One man’s fairy door is another man’s ham wallet.”
Don’t believe what she says about “sugar walls”, Hansel and Gretel! It’s a trap!
Sheena Easton hungers for your wee bairns!
Don’t people look at things before they post them? Hey Bob does this look like a fairy door to you? Why no Nancy it looks rather like a vagina. Oh dear.
If only there was a Bob for each Nancy out there. (Bob, of course, being the male version of The Only Sane Woman.)
That’s why this Nancy asks her hard ass Bob about creative-type stuff before I make it or loose it on the world. If it’s bullshit he’ll give me a hearty, “That’s bullshit.” SKITTLES LIKEY
Sadly, each Nancy only gets a Sid.
Are Bob and Sid real people, or are these some of those invented conversations again? My buddy here wants to know.
3 words: Sex. Pistols. Google.
Man, Zippy, you’re vicious!
I’ve found him to be Pretty Vacant.
a fuck it its a vagina
From your lips to God’s ears
Have fun, kids. Just don’t forget your raincoats.
And your rubber ponchos! Can never be TOO careful.
It’s an ok door. But the faries only visit once a month.
Now this totally has me imagining fairies and gnomes coming out of vaginas. I am freaked out.
Cue the Soviet March…
I’m hearing ‘Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy’
I’m going to have a hard time sitting through The Nutcracker with a straight face this year. Thanks.
And I’m hearing the Imperial Death March from Star Wars. OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE BECOME
Tinkerbell needs to do her Kegel exercises.
One wonders if the gnome comes with the batteries, or are they sold separately too?
I wonder if they sell a back door too…..
I hope knot.
It’s an educational toy. You have to find the little gnome in the fairy door.
I thought it was the man in the boat. Hey, THAT’S why sex sucks. Honey, you’re doing it wrong!
Ah yes, the “man in the boat”. Sometimes he just pops right out and says hi. Sometimes he might be hiding. But I’ve always found the search to be rewarding
I checked out her shop and she makes toys and a lot of them are cute and seem well made. I think this is a woman who will be horribly embarrassed when she realizes we are gigglng at a wooden vag she has made.
Aw, she does have a cute shop! Here’s hoping that she has a sense of humor, comes over to laugh at herself, and joins the ranks of us evil FJLs.
That would totally make my day.
Her stuff is seriously cute.
She’s from Bemidji MN so she must be cool! And at least 1/4 Walleye.
Bemidjii happens to be my favorite city in MN-I kid you not
Is it because of the Paul Bunyan statue or the Toasty Beaver’s Bar & Grill or BSU?
The door could have at least had hinges.
Pillowpants Lives Here!
Well….the fairies i know wouldn’t be caught dead anywhere near that ugly birch…
This has to be a joke. There is NO WAY they didn’t realize.
I may be blind, I saw no gnome. Unless it was that purple/blue penis looking thing on the top left of the wooden “door”?
With each toy, I spend a lot of time on wood – burning every little detail in place, then adding the wonderful colors with a Water Based paint, using a wash to penetrate the wood, so the beautiful grain will show through, and the paint won’t wear off the toys. I hand rub in a wonderful smelling beeswax to protect the toy, just use a soft cloth to wipe clean.
Never have I seen so many “that’s what she said” moments just ripe for the picking in an Etsy product description.
“Ripe for the picking.” Heh-heh.
‘On wood’ is that like ‘en pointe‘ for ballet dancers?
HAM WALLET?! What rock have I been under where this is a new term to me? An AMAZING new term. Wow. I am using this in conversation tomorrow.
My reaction exactly! We’re obviously fragile flowers who have been shielded from life’s best one-liners.
That’s exactly what I thought! “HAM WALLET”??? BAhahaha
I know! Suddenly I’ve got a crush on my own ladyparts.
You’ve never heard ham wallet? Man, I MUST be getting old. Sure you’ve heard Spam Purse?
I can’t believe I’ve been wasting all this time on “hot pocket”!
Anyone coming at me with spam for my “purse” is going to be very sorry. Very sorry INDEED.
However, if you’re talking about “spam”, that’s a different story.
Excuse me, I’m going to go play Greengrocer and Customer with my husband now.
I think I know where “ham wallet” came from.
I don’t want to beat around the bush, but it’s a great resource for vagina euphemisms.
Where’s the knob?
Good point. You don’t want to bang through the door without handling the knob to the owner’s satisfaction.
At the very least, feel around for the knob and fiddle with any protuberance that you find. It’s only common courtesy. Gee.
I want to see a leetle tiny doorknocker on there.
Maybe a small doormat in the shape of a triangle or something. Just to stay classy.
And a mat to wipe your feet on. Is that too much to ask?
Someone needs to photoshop a little Dorito in that pic. Where’s Lemon Bombs?
I can’t see that little gnome anywhere. Don’t tell me… he’s in a little boat. Can’t EVER find that little bastard!
I’m going to try to work both “fairy door” and “ham wallet” into my workday conversations tomorrow.
We need a better nomenclature for these instances of gnome in clitter. We want to make gnome mistake about it.
Too bad the door just kind of pops out of the jamb in the other pictures on her site. A revulving door would have been awesome.
I wonder if “Knock Knock, who’s there? Please open the door” would be a successful line with owners of non-wooden vaginas …
“I guess I will do!” *Enters*
Children’s Protective Services!
If this is Waldorf I really wonder about Astoria.
This is a comment worthy of Statler. (Aren’t we all a bit like Waldorf and Statler here?)
“Knock, knock, knock, who’s there? Probably a pedophile of some sort! …Please call the police!”
Why does this remind me of the time portal on “The City on the Edge of Forever” episode of Star Trek? Yes, that one was more stretched out and had Joan Collins in it but still.
I might need therapy.
Why does someone post THE EXACT THING I WAS THINKING before I could get to type it myself???
You have to stay up pretty late at night to keep up with me, your Glitterness.
Who knew that there was a fairy named “Chlamydia”.
How funny! I’m shocked that this is the first Waldorf craft on Regretsy – I have a confession. I went to a Waldorf School up until 5th grade. Whenever I try to describe the school to anyone it sounds like a cult! They really teach about fairies and gnomes, there’s a secret garden and instead of getting to play with play-doh we molded beeswax. Tomorrow is their annual Elves Fair (no joke! http://www.elves-faire.com/) Maybe I’ll go so I can tweet Regretsy some pictures of pipe cleaner lambs and walnut shell candles.
Clearly, not everyone knows you’re allowed to knock.
In Korean, the word for vagina is literally “musical door”. Somehow it all makes sense now…
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