Yep, looks like something that’s already passed, possibly in a horrific mauling accident. And judging from the lumpy quality of those presumably spilled intestines, it does look like something was soon to arrive.
“Princess Azathoth just wants to be like every other girl. Problem is, she’s 900 years old and has tentacles coming out of her face. But with the help of her plucky squid friend and some terrified humans, she teaches the Outer Gods to make a change and emerges from the sea for the first time to fulfill her destiny and destroy the Eastern Seaboard!”
Disney presents: the Little Lovecraft. In theaters June 2013.
100% with you on that one. I saw it and thought, “Hey, not too bad! Worn over a dark long sleeve shirt, this might actually look kinda trendy…then I read the caption.
*ugh*
lovinglymadewithspite
November 12, 2012 at 2:29 pm
oh, i can see a hipster stuck in the webbing, now. The horned rim glasses are ironically snagged on a fibrous noodle, rendering the Hipster immobile. Glasses askew, chain on belt seems to be dangerously close to coming in contact with the noodles of captivity, and yet the Hipster can not see to remedy the situation. They rub their goatee for lucky, then text an SOS message to the nearest pack of Hipsters hoping that someone will be willing to sacrifice the ridicule of being, gasp… “helpful.” What’s a Hipster to do….?
Is there an Etsy treasury yet for things that could easily have been used as hostile life-forms on Star Trek?
“The Rigellian Web Snake waits in trees for unsuspecting people in red shirts to pass underneath, and then envelopes them in fashion and also acidic secretions.”
Unfortunate Incident
November 12, 2012 at 10:51 am
On second thought, I can’t really stomach it.
(oh, and apologies. I thought of something and posted it higher in the thread and see that you replied here with the same thing I posted – only before me!)
This is going to be the main costume piece for my educational series, “Game of Crohn’s: You Wear Nasty Ponchos or You Die.” I FINALLY have something I can point to that explains it for me!
“There is something about these cobweb shawls that speaks to the intelligence of the sucker who has just purchased one and those who are soon to purchase one.”
lovinglymadewithspite
November 12, 2012 at 2:36 pm
I think I am learning that when a description includes… “of that which” or “that which is” they really mean, “I don’t fucking know either… I just make this shit.”
The math is clever, but until I saw Crochet’s equation, I thought it looked like snakes. Probably, I have been watching too many SyFy Original Movies. Either way, it ain’t cobwebs.
“Shawl scarf poncho wrap”. Four nouns in search of a garment. This will go perfectly with my chemise leg-warmer hat overalls, and my crampon tutu muumuu undershirt. Perfect ensemble the next time I go on a hang-glide/snowshoe/pinochle/breast-enlargement party with the guys.
“Whoa there! You can’t just mix up Latino and Asian guts together like that and have it be believable! They may be undead but Atlanta had a sophisticated restaurant scene. OK, fine, just slather yourself in BBQ sauce to mask the disparate ingredients then, you stupid donkey!”
November 12, 2012 at 10:03 am
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November 12, 2012 at 10:03 am
“No, no, NO, Luke. You’re supposed to crawl INSIDE the Tauntaun, not WEAR its INSIDES.” >_<
November 12, 2012 at 10:15 am
“It’s warmer that way and really doesn’t smell that much worse.”
November 12, 2012 at 10:48 am
I’m going to have to let that digest for a moment.
November 12, 2012 at 10:04 am
I almost thought this was kind of funky and cute, until I read that pretentious quote.
November 12, 2012 at 10:12 am
I know, I was thinking, “not too bad”, then saw the quote, and the price.
However, “ready to ship”!
November 12, 2012 at 10:42 am
Yep, looks like something that’s already passed, possibly in a horrific mauling accident. And judging from the lumpy quality of those presumably spilled intestines, it does look like something was soon to arrive.
November 12, 2012 at 11:56 am
Speaking as a novice knitter, it even looks like a PITA to make. Unless she just knit long skinny strips and then stitched them together randomly.
So it’s ugly, non-functional, difficult to create, expensive, and pretentious.
If it smells bad, she’ll have hit every point she needs to collect to make it to Etsy’s front page.
November 12, 2012 at 12:01 pm
If she ups the price by $100+ it’ll show up there next week. Bonus points if it gets tagged ELECTION ROMNEY OBAMA HURRICANE SANDY STEAMPUNK
November 12, 2012 at 12:26 pm
Don’t forget LOVECRAFTIAN CTHULHU ELDRITCH ABOMINATION DISNEY PRINCESS
November 12, 2012 at 12:49 pm
Is it wrong that that’s something I’d really like to see?
November 12, 2012 at 12:56 pm
“Princess Azathoth just wants to be like every other girl. Problem is, she’s 900 years old and has tentacles coming out of her face. But with the help of her plucky squid friend and some terrified humans, she teaches the Outer Gods to make a change and emerges from the sea for the first time to fulfill her destiny and destroy the Eastern Seaboard!”
Disney presents: the Little Lovecraft. In theaters June 2013.
November 12, 2012 at 1:34 pm
And don’t miss “Shoggoths On Ice!”
Manifesting – Christmas 2013!
One show only, but it’s gonna be a doozy!
November 13, 2012 at 9:10 pm
SOMEBODY PUT THIS ON KICKSTARTER PLEASE
November 12, 2012 at 12:03 pm
100% with you on that one. I saw it and thought, “Hey, not too bad! Worn over a dark long sleeve shirt, this might actually look kinda trendy…then I read the caption.
*ugh*
November 12, 2012 at 10:07 am
As with the ten euro glinger, the most offensive thing about this thing is the price.
November 12, 2012 at 10:07 am
This shawl “speaks to the soul of that which has already passed.” = My dog ate my mustard colored sweater.
This shawl “speaks to the soul of…that which is soon to arrive.” = My paypal payment from a douche.
November 12, 2012 at 7:26 pm
Or maybe the “soon to arrive” is the puked up, partially digested sweater.
November 12, 2012 at 10:08 am
Perfect! I’ve searched everywhere for something to wear on my fishing trawler during the tricky transitional season.
November 12, 2012 at 12:27 pm
If you fell overboard wearing that, we’d have to call you Annette.
November 12, 2012 at 12:55 pm
Is that thing dolphin-safe? It’s definitely not Hipster safe.
November 12, 2012 at 2:29 pm
oh, i can see a hipster stuck in the webbing, now. The horned rim glasses are ironically snagged on a fibrous noodle, rendering the Hipster immobile. Glasses askew, chain on belt seems to be dangerously close to coming in contact with the noodles of captivity, and yet the Hipster can not see to remedy the situation. They rub their goatee for lucky, then text an SOS message to the nearest pack of Hipsters hoping that someone will be willing to sacrifice the ridicule of being, gasp… “helpful.” What’s a Hipster to do….?
November 12, 2012 at 3:04 pm
I would so tuna into that TV show.
November 12, 2012 at 10:08 am
This reminds me, I have some leftover stroganoff.
BRB, Lunch Time!
November 12, 2012 at 10:54 am
‘kay, I’m back.
Oh, is this still here?
November 12, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Still here and still as useful as turd proof toilet paper.
November 12, 2012 at 10:11 am
I didn’t know a sweater could suffer from prolapse.
November 12, 2012 at 10:13 am
Is there an Etsy treasury yet for things that could easily have been used as hostile life-forms on Star Trek?
“The Rigellian Web Snake waits in trees for unsuspecting people in red shirts to pass underneath, and then envelopes them in fashion and also acidic secretions.”
November 12, 2012 at 10:15 am
Has someone been watching the Star Trek movie marathon on IFC? I know I have
November 12, 2012 at 10:14 am
STFU Kendra.
November 12, 2012 at 10:17 am
I don’t know what Huge Hefner saw in her.
November 12, 2012 at 12:31 pm
Himself.
November 12, 2012 at 12:42 pm
You got it in one!
November 12, 2012 at 1:19 pm
That’s what she said!
November 12, 2012 at 10:16 am
It took alot of guts to put that up for sale.
November 12, 2012 at 10:23 am
I’m not sure what this entrails for the future of fashion.
November 12, 2012 at 11:08 am
I’m betting it’ll eviscerate the competition at Fashion Week.
November 12, 2012 at 12:18 pm
They’ll stool be talking about it next year.
November 12, 2012 at 12:22 pm
I hear Colon Farrell wears one.
November 12, 2012 at 12:34 pm
Haute Couture, meet Haute Colonic
November 12, 2012 at 2:32 pm
General Colon Powell uses it for camoflauge!
November 12, 2012 at 10:29 am
I have the intestinal fortitude to wear this.
November 12, 2012 at 10:46 am
It makes me want to digest thinking about this.
November 12, 2012 at 10:51 am
On second thought, I can’t really stomach it.
(oh, and apologies. I thought of something and posted it higher in the thread and see that you replied here with the same thing I posted – only before me!)
November 12, 2012 at 11:03 am
Don’t worry, I’m sure the feeling will pass.
November 12, 2012 at 12:15 pm
I just cramp do it.
November 12, 2012 at 11:57 am
Maybe she could offer it in a stomach acid wash.
November 12, 2012 at 12:14 pm
I think she already makes “Bile Blankets” that have an interesting look/feel/smell to them.
November 12, 2012 at 12:36 pm
Aren’t those called “discomforters”?
November 12, 2012 at 10:18 am
This is going to be the main costume piece for my educational series, “Game of Crohn’s: You Wear Nasty Ponchos or You Die.” I FINALLY have something I can point to that explains it for me!
November 12, 2012 at 10:18 am
♪ ♫ On top of old Etsy
All covered in fleas
I’d give my last bong hit
To dirty hippies ♪ ♫
November 12, 2012 at 10:40 am
They coughed and they sputtered,
and then ‘came quite cross,
Cuz instead of the kind herb,
I let them smoke moss!
November 12, 2012 at 7:34 pm
Have some Pop Tarts and pass the bowl.
November 12, 2012 at 10:28 am
What a perfect Gift of Spite for the holidays. Does your passive agressive side want to come out to play?
November 12, 2012 at 2:32 pm
nothing says ‘Season’s Fuckin’ Greetings’ quite like a giant knot of handmade noodles. And Good Luck with that Grandma.
November 12, 2012 at 10:53 am
You know what I would pay $128 for? That manniquin.
That nice vintage black velvet manniquin with what appears to be original wooden topper and inlaid connector.
But no, they are not selling the nice vintage manniquin, but what appears to be the rotting corpse of Squidward.
*cries*
November 12, 2012 at 11:04 am
It looks as though they’ve decapitated the mannequin and replaced its head with the wooden salad bowl dildo.
November 12, 2012 at 11:37 am
You know someone at Etsy just said, “Hmmm, wooden salad bowl dildo” and went back into their workshop.
I curse you!
November 12, 2012 at 11:11 am
From what I’ve read, her design process is a lot like throwing spaghetti against a mannequin to see what sticks.
November 12, 2012 at 12:39 pm
Finally, all the spaghetti strap, none of the gown.
November 12, 2012 at 12:50 pm
Or as Crow put it on MST3K, “Oh look! It’s a gownless evening strap!”
November 12, 2012 at 11:19 am
One time I fed my cat spaghetti and it didn’t sit well so she threw up something that looked kind of like this shawl.
November 12, 2012 at 11:24 am
When I went back and read my post… I heard Ralph Wiggums voice….
November 12, 2012 at 1:36 pm
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.” “Do you like stuff? “
November 12, 2012 at 11:47 am
and i heard Allyson Hannigan in American Pie “And this one time, at band camp we ate a rotting squid carcass and threw it up all over each other.”
November 12, 2012 at 11:48 am
Do these innards draped around my neck make me look fat?
November 12, 2012 at 11:49 am
Does paying 128.00 for it make me look stupid?
November 12, 2012 at 12:11 pm
“There is something about these cobweb shawls that speaks to the intelligence of the sucker who has just purchased one and those who are soon to purchase one.”
November 12, 2012 at 2:36 pm
I think I am learning that when a description includes… “of that which” or “that which is” they really mean, “I don’t fucking know either… I just make this shit.”
November 12, 2012 at 12:17 pm
The math is clever, but until I saw Crochet’s equation, I thought it looked like snakes. Probably, I have been watching too many SyFy Original Movies. Either way, it ain’t cobwebs.
November 12, 2012 at 12:44 pm
“Shawl scarf poncho wrap”. Four nouns in search of a garment. This will go perfectly with my chemise leg-warmer hat overalls, and my crampon tutu muumuu undershirt. Perfect ensemble the next time I go on a hang-glide/snowshoe/pinochle/breast-enlargement party with the guys.
November 12, 2012 at 1:12 pm
the perfect thing to wear with skants, too.
November 12, 2012 at 12:53 pm
You start with that poncho and you end up looking like this a few years later:
November 12, 2012 at 1:21 pm
Also doubles as a survivalist throwing-net to take down animals and thwart the enemy.
November 12, 2012 at 1:49 pm
Speaks to the soul of that which has already BEEN passed
-there, fixed it
November 12, 2012 at 1:49 pm
I suddenly want to eat more Kale.
November 12, 2012 at 2:13 pm
I want the eat more kale hippy lady to have this photoshopped onto her.. someone make this happen.
November 12, 2012 at 2:39 pm
You’re right. It’s a perfect fit. I see a profitable fashion industry in the near future.
November 12, 2012 at 2:54 pm
It’s like the noodles are “interpreting” her dreads. Maybe they will all morph together into a knot of ironic compost.
November 12, 2012 at 2:56 pm
All we have to do is put some distressed barnwood behind her and she’ll officially be Hippie Jesus.
November 12, 2012 at 3:42 pm
I’m very impressed with this ‘shop and especially that you took care to have at least one nipple still making its presence known.
November 12, 2012 at 4:26 pm
Damn, I didn’t notice till you pointed it out.
That’s some pro photoshopping right there.
November 12, 2012 at 8:10 pm
Nobody smuggles anything past me. Not so much as a raisin.
November 12, 2012 at 8:54 pm
Nothing escapes your eagle eyes, not even if concealed behind trees, hidden under clothes, camouflaged by golden knitted intestines…
November 12, 2012 at 3:07 pm
This reminds me of season one of the Walking Dead where they had to cover themselves in zombie guts to escape Atlanta.
November 12, 2012 at 3:12 pm
“We need more ponchos.”
November 12, 2012 at 3:52 pm
“Whoa there! You can’t just mix up Latino and Asian guts together like that and have it be believable! They may be undead but Atlanta had a sophisticated restaurant scene. OK, fine, just slather yourself in BBQ sauce to mask the disparate ingredients then, you stupid donkey!”
November 12, 2012 at 5:37 pm
Looks like a dog’s dinner then, yeah?
November 12, 2012 at 8:18 pm
Hell’s Bitchin’”
November 12, 2012 at 7:35 pm
Sorry, I gotta take this caul.
November 12, 2012 at 8:17 pm
I remembrane when you used to think cauls were natal that important, Mel. What happened?
November 12, 2012 at 8:41 pm
I don’t know. It was like talus, man.
November 12, 2012 at 8:47 pm
It’s fun to remeniscus, isn’t it?
November 12, 2012 at 8:53 pm
Let’s don’t talk about the battle of Carthilage.
November 12, 2012 at 8:57 pm
Oh yes, the terrible defeet that presaged Wounded Knee.
November 12, 2012 at 9:02 pm
Pat, tell us.
November 13, 2012 at 1:57 am
I can see a bin of this type of thing in the corner of any Goodwill store. All sad and alone… a bin of noodles that even Grandma didn’t want.
November 13, 2012 at 9:18 am
With kids and hipsters standing around daring each other to touch it.
November 13, 2012 at 11:19 am
I’d buy it all. Best present ever for a cat. Ball of yarn and mouse guts all rolled into one.
November 13, 2012 at 9:14 pm
Rasta Man, throw up.