Break out the fun with ‘Lil Clotty!
She spots! She bloats! She cries in the grocery store!
I love the description. This so easily could’ve been made by someone she’s describing.
Hell, from that description I figured she was one of us.
“one of us, one of us…”
Oh, CappySue, how we love thee.
Beat me to it!
Just a minute, is the artist’s name familiar around here or am I wrong?
You are not wrong. I believe she’s not just a regular around here, but she’s in the original book. (I’m too lazy to go look it up, but I’m pretty sure that’s right.)
I remember CappySue posting here before.
Yep, CappySue is one of the originals, in the book and around here. I just knew an FJL had to have created that -er- unique item!
Cappy Sue is the Bee’s Knees. Or at least the Beer’s Ears.
I subscribe to her on Facebook. Her stuff makes me smile.
Cappy Sue forever!!
I love how honest she is in the description. “Well I am but not that disgusting”
At least they’re learning!
Sorry…Way back when, I did not believe that she was really going to do this. I should have known better.
I was starting to hate humanity, till I reached the part in the description where she speaks about someone I know (don’t ask). Then I was reminded that I already hate humanity, of course.
“…for whatever the hell kind of weird mother earth crap she is doing.”
Weird Mother Earth Crap…could be the greatest Etsy treasury EVER!!
Too bad you can’t pull the string and have it say your own pre-recorded message.
Pull the strong and it says one of 4 fun saying!
-”Somebody pass me the FUCKING MIDOL!”
-”Chocolate, where is the Goddamn chocolate?”
-”*10 minutes of intermittent crying*”
or “THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!”
“Pull da ztring!”
(as Bela Lugosi in ‘Ed Wood’)
OK, it was Martin Landau playing Bela Lugosi.
OK, it was Weird Al Yankovic.
Actually, it was Weird Al Yankovic playing Martin Landau in a one-man show called “Bela – We Hardly knew Ye”
Well, it was weird.
Actually, it was a wax head of Lucille Ball playing the role of the key grip in the musical version of “The Dark Knight” which featured a flashback where Bela Lugosi’s favorite sock puppet recalled a dream ballet with KEVIN BACON as a tampon!
Damn you, Julie Taymor! Stop raping our superheros! And wasn’t that play called “Turn On The Dark”, which made things kind of porny?
Awwww, what a cute idea for a Christmas tree ornament!
are people TRYING to get on Regretsy now?
If this is that try, I bow in humble admiration.
Yes, but will the dog be just as apt to eat it?
Finally, a companion piece for my Dirty Dream Catcher Sock Puppet.
“She could just be a lovely keepsake for your friend who is OVARY attached to her period.”
Fixed it for you.
Teaching “…to a child they hate.” What a wonderful way to sale a product like this.
Don’t you know that using it as a “message to your spouse to leave your junk alone for a few days…” will only cause them to menstrubate?
ahahahhaha that’s my favourite new word! XD
If this is the future of marketing I can live with it.
How has no one made the “RAG DOLL” joke yet?
Yikes! A 6″ to 8″ high tampon would certainly frighten, er, teach, a child you hate.
It frightens me. Yet I cannot look away.
It’s like the blood follows you all around the room, you know?
Oh, I know.
Well, most of the blood.
I’m not at all offended that Cappy would make something like this, but I’m mildly unnerved that someone might buy it…for non-ironic reasons. (Hopefully her description will alienate those prospects.)
As you see, the outright ironic description surprisingly didn’t manage to tip people off. (\Ducks to avoid thumbs.)
That is one of the greatest shops I’ve ever seen. No joke. Absolutely bizarre and awesome.
The variety in her shop is so weird, I love it. She’s got “Period at the Beach” painting(a woman getting her period at the beach, surrounded by sharks), and a pendant made with a stamp of George Washington Carver. Who does that? Just plain awesome.
I totally agree. The Jesus and the dinosaur being friends? I wish it were mine.
Yeah, she’s amazing.
so am I the only one who is more horny when I am on my period? This on my pillow would mean lots of sex please
Also, sex during your period reduces the severity of menstrual cramps.
Tonight dear, I have a non-head ache!
You are not alone Bacon Fairy. I’ve always wondered if sublimated desire might be leading some women to be more cranky given how many people refuse to have sex on their period because “OMG blood gross!” or “It could ruin the sheets!”
Maybe it’s because I am too old but I always thought periods were one of those things everyone is aware of but no one discusses let alone make crafts out of. You know kind of like diarrhea?
Yep, me too. Obviously we’re both old.
No, wait…isn’t diarrhea (and BM in general) something old people talk about excessively?
well if we’re talking about diarrhoea, would you like to hear about the colour and consistency of mine? Or how much my ass hurts?
I got food poisoning from vegetable soup!
Don’t say that. Someone will make a craft out of diarrhea now.
We’re gonna start seeing “Diarrhea Dioramas” on etsy now.
“Diarrhearama” is the new “Menstruart”.
I picture a “Diarrhea Flume Ride at Six Flags” Diarrhearama.
More ideas came into my head as well, but they get progressively grosser. I’ll spare the good people of regretsy on this day of rest.
And they say “Never Forget” like it’s a good thing.
That gives me a great idea for a 9/11 Twin Towers Diarrhearama. The smell would guarantee that you’d “never forget”.
I’m really offended that everyone is discussing diarrhea as if it’s something gross and to be ashamed of. It’s one of Mother Nature’s GIFTS to us. It’s a reminder of our daily rhythms of eating and pooping, and how modern life has utterly destroyed our mystickal connections to our gastrointestinal tracts.
I am currently writing meditative songs for melodica and kazoo, which I will be marketing on my new Etsy shop, along with paintings in earth tones (mostly brown, some green) with which we can all meditate when we are having diarrhea. One focuses on one’s navel, or on a mirror strategically placed to look up one’s butt, and chants “Eru, eru, my tender assflower, release your pain into the bowl of triumph”.
Then one sends me $30 lest I charge you with poor pooping skills.
Diarrhea is simply Gaia’s way of saying “recycle faster, human scum!” Shit well, my friends.
The three stages of Goddess:
Need more thumbs!
I’m sending out a “No Diarrhea” spell to everyone. If you don’t have it, please send me $30. If you do have it, where is your faith in majik????
We don’t want periods or diarrhea going mainstream.
Oh, why did I see what you did there?
I’m surprised Zippy would say that. I thought he was more of a “go with the flow” kind of guy.
You’re surprised at ANYTHING Zippy says?
I’M surprised at half the shit I say around here!
Well, you’ve ruined me for the 3-dimensional men I’m trying to date. None of them say anything nearly as good.
Zippy, you’re killin’ it with the ladies around these parts!
These ladies are excellent! I wish I had more such ladies around my parts.
heh heh, you said parts
I thumbed you up, Melegrana. 4th dimensionally!
“I was into periods and diarrhea BEFORE they were cool. Now, it’s like, totally corporate.”
I know! It’s like every woman I know has them both.
I was into continence BEFORE it was in(continence).
I was into Bowel Syndrome before it was irritable.
I was into Erectile Function before it got Dis’ed.
I was into poop jokes before they were corny.
I’m into a booger joke even when they say it snot funny.
I was into Urinary Tract Infection jokes until I went on Macrobid for 7 days, increased my water and cranberry intake and tried to cut down on sugars and other…..wait….ummm….where am I????
Then there is the “Hipster Hilter” painting. One never knows what will spark thy fire of creativity!
Who bought it? I so sincerely hope that someone is going to use it to teach children they hate.
“I’m OK with being left behind!”
- A child
She “used things” to make the paint extra gross. What things. WHAT THINGS.
Strategically-placed rubber cement: freaking out freshmen in design programs since 1910.
Ohhhh, ohhhh, third degree nostalgia!
Looks like a Matryoshka doll that commited suicide
Who bought it?? C’mon, fess up.
My partner wants this for her office. She’ll haul it out and hang it on the door once a month for five days as fair warning.
I gave my daughter The Talk last week, and I can’t BELIEVE I didn’t have this handy little visual aid.
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I don’t know, but doesn’t anyone find the blood around the doll’s “neck” a bit squickish? It looks like it is all clotted and coagulated for extra gore factor.
I think Crochet Guevara should gather up all of the bloody wombyn bullshit and do a bloody, tampon, menstruation, “view it in a room”! A period room perfect for any girl. (who will spend the rest of her life blaming her parents for this curse!)
I actually really, really like this.
For the sole reason that the seller is poking fun at the menstrual-craft phenomenon, not buying into it in earnest.
I wish I’d had this when I was still married. My ex never did seem to be able to figure out when I was on the rag. If I’d just had this to leave on his pillow, he wouldn’t have ended up with his feelings hurt (though I doubt his feelings hurt as much as my cramps).
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