Finally, a product that meets the needs of the cockless. I’m very fortunate to have a yard full of cocks to choke, but not everyone is so blessed. However, since I’m not a resident of West Virginia I have no reference for the flavor of familial cock.
OMG…this goes along with some of my other transatlantic favourites like “I”ll knock you up tomorrow morning” and “Spotted Dick.” Also the differing meanings of “fanny.”
LOVE our common language “separations.” LOL
Initial post: 15 Aug 2012 13:58:41 BDT
catherine68 says:
I fully agree – nothing like a nice tasty cock recipe for supper. Not easy to make cock taste great – this is the best cock flavour i’ve had. The cock is tender and sweet and just sucks off the bone with this seasoning! A must try!
You seem to come here fairly often just to state that something’s not funny. Why come here if it’s not funny to you? What would you rather see here? Jokes about classic literature? Nothing personal, I’m just curious.
No Matt, I just have issues with Crochet’s sense of what’s funny. I like him, that’s why I want him to know.
But you’re right in that I’m one of the few people who criticize this site sometimes when I’m not praising it, I don’t like to become a regretsy-cupcake :p
To each his/her own, I guess. But here, I don’t look at the posted thing like it’s supposed to be totally hilarious. I just look at it as a jumping-off point for the rest of us to try to make jokes about, or just have fun. The “this isn’t funny” type posts just end up being a buzzkill, in my opinion. I don’t come here to be angry, I come here to laugh. So I really don’t care too much what’s posted, I’m here for the other funny and smart people that I like to interact/match wits with.
It says you can sign up to have cock “delivered at a regular interval of your choice”. You could have monthly cock, weekly cock, or even daily cock delivered right to your door. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal.
Hey, I can get a mouth full of cock any time I want, FREE! I do need to get a subscription contract though. Hmm..didn’t think of that. Oh well, There’s plenty of cock for the tasting!
Zippy, you should have scrolled down a bit further.
“customers who viewed this item also viewed…
Pervert DVD
The haunted vagina
Giant baby kit for men
Misss Vera’s cross dress for success
I paused while scrolling down for a few minutes because having your jaw dropped for too long dries out the mouth. Resume scrolling. And….”Father-son-incest videos.” Ack,ack, soooo…dry…
I bought a package of instant Cock Soup as a joke a month or so ago. Fast forward to Hallowe’en when the university students go door to door “trick or treating” for food for the food bank. We slipped the Cock Soup in with the canned goods. We thought it would give the students a good laugh, and then the people at the food bank, and then whomever receives the hamper.
There are only a handful of reviews, but they’re doozies!
“I started with just small amounts of my Semen and loved it so much I now put more than the recommended amounts in. One tip from a veteran semen lover: ALWAYS USE FRESH it doesnt keep well in the fridge, and its never safe as the wife loves to get her hands on it!”
So there you have it. If you’re gonna cook with your cum, make sure it’s fresh.
November 10, 2012 at 10:06 am
Finally, a product that meets the needs of the cockless. I’m very fortunate to have a yard full of cocks to choke, but not everyone is so blessed. However, since I’m not a resident of West Virginia I have no reference for the flavor of familial cock.
November 10, 2012 at 10:07 am
OMG…this goes along with some of my other transatlantic favourites like “I”ll knock you up tomorrow morning” and “Spotted Dick.” Also the differing meanings of “fanny.”
LOVE our common language “separations.” LOL
November 10, 2012 at 10:32 am
I wonder if cock a leekie is good with head cheese? You could then seave the spotted dick for dessert
November 11, 2012 at 11:01 am
Head cheese. OH GOD THE IMPLICATIONS
November 11, 2012 at 6:12 pm
~shudder~ Brawn…horrid no matter what repulsive name you give it!
November 12, 2012 at 3:56 pm
Dunn’s River is a brand catering to Afro-Caribbean folk – they do jerk seasoning and the like.
Nobody in the UK eats ‘spotted dick’ anymore, though. Which is a shame, because we could have jerk spotted dick.
November 10, 2012 at 10:08 am
I’ve heard that stuff’s pretty salty.
November 10, 2012 at 10:15 am
It has a weird consistency and after taste too, and frankly I dislike the fact that when I go to use it, it ends up all over my face and chest.
November 10, 2012 at 10:19 am
I’ve heard of people forming it into a “necklace” of some kind, but I’m skeptical about its functionality.
November 10, 2012 at 11:19 am
Maybe I’m confused, I thought oysters had pearls, not cocks.
November 10, 2012 at 5:58 pm
And if you get it in your hair, forget about it.
November 10, 2012 at 10:26 am
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November 10, 2012 at 10:08 am
They also do a cock soup. Mmmmmmmmmm. Love the taste of cock.
November 10, 2012 at 10:09 am
Only nine left? Their cock is so popular they’re selling it hand over fist!
November 10, 2012 at 10:09 am
Initial post: 15 Aug 2012 13:58:41 BDT
catherine68 says:
I fully agree – nothing like a nice tasty cock recipe for supper. Not easy to make cock taste great – this is the best cock flavour i’ve had. The cock is tender and sweet and just sucks off the bone with this seasoning! A must try!
November 10, 2012 at 11:17 am
Don’t think I wanna suck it off the bone..but that’s just me.
November 10, 2012 at 10:16 am
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November 10, 2012 at 10:29 am
You seem to come here fairly often just to state that something’s not funny. Why come here if it’s not funny to you? What would you rather see here? Jokes about classic literature? Nothing personal, I’m just curious.
November 10, 2012 at 10:32 am
Heh-heh, “Moby Spotted Dick.”
November 10, 2012 at 10:37 am
“David Cockerfield”.
November 10, 2012 at 10:40 am
“War and Penis”.
November 10, 2012 at 11:14 am
“To Kill A Cockingbird”
November 10, 2012 at 11:15 am
“A Tale of Two Titties”
November 10, 2012 at 11:37 am
“The Catcher in the Rear”
November 10, 2012 at 11:43 am
“The Cock of the Wild”
November 10, 2012 at 11:45 am
“Fahrenheit 69″
November 10, 2012 at 11:50 am
“The Importance of Doing Ernest”
November 10, 2012 at 11:51 am
Puss in boots.” Oh wait that’s real.
November 10, 2012 at 12:01 pm
“Get a Room with a View”
November 10, 2012 at 12:03 pm
“The Britches of Madison County”
November 10, 2012 at 12:06 pm
“Charlotte’s Wet”
November 10, 2012 at 12:06 pm
“I’ve-an-ho”
November 10, 2012 at 12:08 pm
“A Streetgirl Named Desire”
November 10, 2012 at 12:26 pm
“The Cock of Monte Cristo”
November 10, 2012 at 12:34 pm
“The Old Man and the Semen”
November 10, 2012 at 12:36 pm
“One Flew Under the Cuckoo’s Dress”
November 11, 2012 at 4:39 am
Lord of the Flies… no, that’s real too.
November 10, 2012 at 12:43 pm
“The Good Earth”
wait for it-
November 10, 2012 at 12:44 pm
by Peerless Fuck
November 10, 2012 at 1:22 pm
I love the great English playwright Shake-his-speare. Especially Dick the Third and Hairy the Fifth.
November 10, 2012 at 2:31 pm
Or situational comedies, like “Leave It, It’s Beaver.”
November 10, 2012 at 3:26 pm
frankly I think Shake-his-speare’s best work was “Much ado about Fucking”
November 10, 2012 at 3:26 pm
Call Girl of Cthulhu
November 10, 2012 at 5:54 pm
The lesser known work “All’s Well That Has a Happy Ending” is also great.
November 10, 2012 at 6:28 pm
Midsummer Night ‘s Wet Dream.
November 28, 2012 at 4:56 am
The Merchant of Penis
November 11, 2012 at 4:15 pm
and the famous English writer, Charles … oh wait… Cockins? Dickins?
November 10, 2012 at 3:25 pm
“Cock-tor Zhivago”
November 10, 2012 at 3:26 pm
“Goodbye, Mr. Nips”
November 11, 2012 at 12:19 pm
No Matt, I just have issues with Crochet’s sense of what’s funny. I like him, that’s why I want him to know.
But you’re right in that I’m one of the few people who criticize this site sometimes when I’m not praising it, I don’t like to become a regretsy-cupcake :p
November 11, 2012 at 5:48 pm
To each his/her own, I guess. But here, I don’t look at the posted thing like it’s supposed to be totally hilarious. I just look at it as a jumping-off point for the rest of us to try to make jokes about, or just have fun. The “this isn’t funny” type posts just end up being a buzzkill, in my opinion. I don’t come here to be angry, I come here to laugh. So I really don’t care too much what’s posted, I’m here for the other funny and smart people that I like to interact/match wits with.
November 10, 2012 at 10:31 am
Regretsy is totally ignoring cock in the context of preparing a gun to be fired and we are all the poorer for it. Heh-heh, “Went off half-cocked”.
November 10, 2012 at 10:50 am
Don’t mind us, we just hav a cockamamie sense of humor.
November 10, 2012 at 10:39 am
It says you can sign up to have cock “delivered at a regular interval of your choice”. You could have monthly cock, weekly cock, or even daily cock delivered right to your door. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal.
November 10, 2012 at 10:45 am
How about like 2-3 times a second or so?
November 10, 2012 at 10:46 am
I like where you’re going with this, lettucego.
November 10, 2012 at 10:50 am
I hope you can order online. I think I’d be giggling like a 12-year-old if I had to call to order front (or back) door cock delivery.
November 10, 2012 at 11:00 am
Do you tend to order back door cock delivery when you’re drunk?
November 10, 2012 at 11:03 am
I may or may not have done so… trying to remember…
November 10, 2012 at 11:25 am
Oh, I think you’d remember.
November 10, 2012 at 11:14 am
Back door cock delivery can be tricky.
November 10, 2012 at 11:20 am
I can see the look on the delivery drivers face right now as you open the door asking “Are you here with the cock I ordered?”
November 10, 2012 at 11:24 am
He’d be like “I’ve read so many Hustler letters about this, I didn’t think it would ever happen to me!”
November 10, 2012 at 12:09 pm
“…I’m just an average guy with an ordinary delivery job and an eleven inch long penis…”
November 10, 2012 at 1:23 pm
*cue music*
November 10, 2012 at 3:12 pm
“brown chicken brown cow!”
November 10, 2012 at 11:08 am
One two three o’clock, four o’clock cock…
November 10, 2012 at 10:43 am
“Here at Dunn’s River, Cock is Always in Season!”
November 10, 2012 at 10:45 am
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November 10, 2012 at 10:46 am
I prefer plain Cock flavoring over Cock-A-Leekie.
November 10, 2012 at 11:12 am
Nothing worse than a leekie cock.
November 11, 2012 at 12:53 pm
EXACTLY.
November 10, 2012 at 11:11 am
Hey, I can get a mouth full of cock any time I want, FREE! I do need to get a subscription contract though. Hmm..didn’t think of that. Oh well, There’s plenty of cock for the tasting!
November 10, 2012 at 11:22 am
Dunn’s also has Jerk Seasoning to enhance your Cock experience.
Thatis one of the many,many,many interesting things mentioned at the bottom of the original Amazon listing.
November 10, 2012 at 11:24 am
When mining for gold in Alaska, a Thermos full of Cock Soup really warms up your Glory Hole!
November 10, 2012 at 11:29 am
I’ve heard that aboard ship, cock is the preferred comfort food for seamen.
November 10, 2012 at 11:38 am
Zippy, you should have scrolled down a bit further.
“customers who viewed this item also viewed…
Pervert DVD
The haunted vagina
Giant baby kit for men
Misss Vera’s cross dress for success
November 10, 2012 at 11:59 am
dont forget about the inflatable sheep
November 10, 2012 at 12:15 pm
I paused while scrolling down for a few minutes because having your jaw dropped for too long dries out the mouth. Resume scrolling. And….”Father-son-incest videos.” Ack,ack, soooo…dry…
November 10, 2012 at 12:16 pm
Giant baby kit for men
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I WAS JUST CURIOUS I SWEAR.
November 10, 2012 at 12:37 pm
“Karl Rove sold separately”
November 10, 2012 at 11:38 am
Be sure to slurp the cock, that lets them know you like it.
November 10, 2012 at 12:27 pm
I’m so happy I could cry, finally something that goes well together with the brand i’ve always used faithfully for so many years…
November 10, 2012 at 12:47 pm
I thought I could just hold the cock in the saucepan for a little while to impart the flavor, then take it out. I still roux the day…
November 10, 2012 at 1:23 pm
Zip- step back and take stock of the situation. You’re not as plucked-up as you think you are. You’ve got your feathers ruffled over a minor injury.
November 10, 2012 at 3:15 pm
I broth this on myself.
November 10, 2012 at 2:26 pm
Hi. Straight Guy here.
Just wanted to remind you that I’m still available for Frosting Parties.
November 10, 2012 at 2:33 pm
“Cock Flavored Seasoning- Made By Folks Who Really Know What Cock Tastes Like!”
November 10, 2012 at 3:33 pm
Remind me not to buy anything from them that’s “Ass-Flavored” for that, and other reasons.
November 10, 2012 at 3:33 pm
There’s really nothing like a flavorful cock. I’ve eaten it til I’ve gagged. But really, can one really have too much of a good thing?
November 10, 2012 at 3:34 pm
Oops, too many really’s.
November 10, 2012 at 8:46 pm
I bought a package of instant Cock Soup as a joke a month or so ago. Fast forward to Hallowe’en when the university students go door to door “trick or treating” for food for the food bank. We slipped the Cock Soup in with the canned goods. We thought it would give the students a good laugh, and then the people at the food bank, and then whomever receives the hamper.
Cock Soup. The joke that keeps on giving.
November 10, 2012 at 9:23 pm
I always keep a packet of this on display in my kitchen:
http://www.amigofoods.com/grcoso17oz.html?utm_source=googlepepla&utm_medium=adwords&id=19345218855&utm_content=pla&gclid=CJ7p5vmUxrMCFdKd4AodC3AAkw
November 10, 2012 at 11:25 pm
Goes great with recipes from this tome.
http://jezebel.com/semen-cookbook/
November 10, 2012 at 11:29 pm
http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-Collection-Semen-Based-Recipes/dp/B0073V7CAK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1352618920&sr=8-1&keywords=natural+harvest+-+a+collection+of+semen-based+recipes
November 11, 2012 at 4:54 am
There are only a handful of reviews, but they’re doozies!
“I started with just small amounts of my Semen and loved it so much I now put more than the recommended amounts in. One tip from a veteran semen lover: ALWAYS USE FRESH it doesnt keep well in the fridge, and its never safe as the wife loves to get her hands on it!”
So there you have it. If you’re gonna cook with your cum, make sure it’s fresh.
November 11, 2012 at 8:24 pm
I know I’ve posted this before, because it’s already in my Photobucket. But what the hell — it’s soup season.
November 11, 2012 at 10:59 pm
But its SPICY cock!
November 16, 2012 at 4:51 am
this is also in our supermarkets and amuses me. every. single. time.
