Finally, a product that meets the needs of the cockless. I’m very fortunate to have a yard full of cocks to choke, but not everyone is so blessed. However, since I’m not a resident of West Virginia I have no reference for the flavor of familial cock.
OMG…this goes along with some of my other transatlantic favourites like “I”ll knock you up tomorrow morning” and “Spotted Dick.” Also the differing meanings of “fanny.”
LOVE our common language “separations.” LOL
I wonder if cock a leekie is good with head cheese? You could then seave the spotted dick for dessert
Head cheese. OH GOD THE IMPLICATIONS
~shudder~ Brawn…horrid no matter what repulsive name you give it!
Dunn’s River is a brand catering to Afro-Caribbean folk – they do jerk seasoning and the like.
Nobody in the UK eats ‘spotted dick’ anymore, though. Which is a shame, because we could have jerk spotted dick.
I’ve heard that stuff’s pretty salty.
It has a weird consistency and after taste too, and frankly I dislike the fact that when I go to use it, it ends up all over my face and chest.
I’ve heard of people forming it into a “necklace” of some kind, but I’m skeptical about its functionality.
Maybe I’m confused, I thought oysters had pearls, not cocks.
And if you get it in your hair, forget about it.
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They also do a cock soup. Mmmmmmmmmm. Love the taste of cock.
Only nine left? Their cock is so popular they’re selling it hand over fist!
Initial post: 15 Aug 2012 13:58:41 BDT
I fully agree – nothing like a nice tasty cock recipe for supper. Not easy to make cock taste great – this is the best cock flavour i’ve had. The cock is tender and sweet and just sucks off the bone with this seasoning! A must try!
Don’t think I wanna suck it off the bone..but that’s just me.
So, every time someone on the ‘net uses the word cock in context from now on, will there be a regretsy post about it?
You seem to come here fairly often just to state that something’s not funny. Why come here if it’s not funny to you? What would you rather see here? Jokes about classic literature? Nothing personal, I’m just curious.
Heh-heh, “Moby Spotted Dick.”
“War and Penis”.
“To Kill A Cockingbird”
“A Tale of Two Titties”
“The Catcher in the Rear”
“The Cock of the Wild”
“The Importance of Doing Ernest”
Puss in boots.” Oh wait that’s real.
“Get a Room with a View”
“The Britches of Madison County”
“A Streetgirl Named Desire”
“The Cock of Monte Cristo”
“The Old Man and the Semen”
“One Flew Under the Cuckoo’s Dress”
Lord of the Flies… no, that’s real too.
“The Good Earth”
wait for it-
by Peerless Fuck
I love the great English playwright Shake-his-speare. Especially Dick the Third and Hairy the Fifth.
Or situational comedies, like “Leave It, It’s Beaver.”
frankly I think Shake-his-speare’s best work was “Much ado about Fucking”
Call Girl of Cthulhu
The lesser known work “All’s Well That Has a Happy Ending” is also great.
Midsummer Night ‘s Wet Dream.
The Merchant of Penis
and the famous English writer, Charles … oh wait… Cockins? Dickins?
“Goodbye, Mr. Nips”
No Matt, I just have issues with Crochet’s sense of what’s funny. I like him, that’s why I want him to know.
But you’re right in that I’m one of the few people who criticize this site sometimes when I’m not praising it, I don’t like to become a regretsy-cupcake :p
To each his/her own, I guess. But here, I don’t look at the posted thing like it’s supposed to be totally hilarious. I just look at it as a jumping-off point for the rest of us to try to make jokes about, or just have fun. The “this isn’t funny” type posts just end up being a buzzkill, in my opinion. I don’t come here to be angry, I come here to laugh. So I really don’t care too much what’s posted, I’m here for the other funny and smart people that I like to interact/match wits with.
Regretsy is totally ignoring cock in the context of preparing a gun to be fired and we are all the poorer for it. Heh-heh, “Went off half-cocked”.
Don’t mind us, we just hav a cockamamie sense of humor.
It says you can sign up to have cock “delivered at a regular interval of your choice”. You could have monthly cock, weekly cock, or even daily cock delivered right to your door. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal.
How about like 2-3 times a second or so?
I like where you’re going with this, lettucego.
I hope you can order online. I think I’d be giggling like a 12-year-old if I had to call to order front (or back) door cock delivery.
Do you tend to order back door cock delivery when you’re drunk?
I may or may not have done so… trying to remember…
Oh, I think you’d remember.
Back door cock delivery can be tricky.
I can see the look on the delivery drivers face right now as you open the door asking “Are you here with the cock I ordered?”
He’d be like “I’ve read so many Hustler letters about this, I didn’t think it would ever happen to me!”
“…I’m just an average guy with an ordinary delivery job and an eleven inch long penis…”
“brown chicken brown cow!”
One two three o’clock, four o’clock cock…
“Here at Dunn’s River, Cock is Always in Season!”
Somebody call Mackenzie Phillips and let her know she can experience the flavor without the guilt.
I prefer plain Cock flavoring over Cock-A-Leekie.
Nothing worse than a leekie cock.
Hey, I can get a mouth full of cock any time I want, FREE! I do need to get a subscription contract though. Hmm..didn’t think of that. Oh well, There’s plenty of cock for the tasting!
Dunn’s also has Jerk Seasoning to enhance your Cock experience.
Thatis one of the many,many,many interesting things mentioned at the bottom of the original Amazon listing.
When mining for gold in Alaska, a Thermos full of Cock Soup really warms up your Glory Hole!
I’ve heard that aboard ship, cock is the preferred comfort food for seamen.
Zippy, you should have scrolled down a bit further.
“customers who viewed this item also viewed…
The haunted vagina
Giant baby kit for men
Misss Vera’s cross dress for success
dont forget about the inflatable sheep
I paused while scrolling down for a few minutes because having your jaw dropped for too long dries out the mouth. Resume scrolling. And….”Father-son-incest videos.” Ack,ack, soooo…dry…
Giant baby kit for men
I WAS JUST CURIOUS I SWEAR.
“Karl Rove sold separately”
Be sure to slurp the cock, that lets them know you like it.
I’m so happy I could cry, finally something that goes well together with the brand i’ve always used faithfully for so many years…
I thought I could just hold the cock in the saucepan for a little while to impart the flavor, then take it out. I still roux the day…
Zip- step back and take stock of the situation. You’re not as plucked-up as you think you are. You’ve got your feathers ruffled over a minor injury.
I broth this on myself.
Hi. Straight Guy here.
Just wanted to remind you that I’m still available for Frosting Parties.
“Cock Flavored Seasoning- Made By Folks Who Really Know What Cock Tastes Like!”
Remind me not to buy anything from them that’s “Ass-Flavored” for that, and other reasons.
There’s really nothing like a flavorful cock. I’ve eaten it til I’ve gagged. But really, can one really have too much of a good thing?
Oops, too many really’s.
I bought a package of instant Cock Soup as a joke a month or so ago. Fast forward to Hallowe’en when the university students go door to door “trick or treating” for food for the food bank. We slipped the Cock Soup in with the canned goods. We thought it would give the students a good laugh, and then the people at the food bank, and then whomever receives the hamper.
Cock Soup. The joke that keeps on giving.
I always keep a packet of this on display in my kitchen:
Goes great with recipes from this tome.
There are only a handful of reviews, but they’re doozies!
“I started with just small amounts of my Semen and loved it so much I now put more than the recommended amounts in. One tip from a veteran semen lover: ALWAYS USE FRESH it doesnt keep well in the fridge, and its never safe as the wife loves to get her hands on it!”
So there you have it. If you’re gonna cook with your cum, make sure it’s fresh.
I know I’ve posted this before, because it’s already in my Photobucket. But what the hell — it’s soup season.
But its SPICY cock!
this is also in our supermarkets and amuses me. every. single. time.
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