Speaking as a furry, I can say that, while some of us are indeed weird and perverse enough to buy junk like this (and I’d like to apologise for those of us who are), I think that, all in all, this would probably appeal to pretty much anyone who wants to be gratuitously subversive and ‘different’ in a manner that doesn’t involve actual effort.
I can’t help but love this person, just based on the fact that they have a Forest Animal Nipple Series of brooches. I want to buy a set of six rabbit nipple brooches to wear down the front of my sweaters in the wintertime, but I know I wouldn’t have the nerve to wear them in public.
on the bright side, I’ve checked out her other stuff and her blog & website. She’s really cute and silly and her artwork isn’t bad. And, judging by the shot of her modeling the pin, she doesn’t need to, LOL
Okay. That’s it. I’m done. From this moment, I am saving my pennies to buy the first ticket to one of those super-Earth planets they’ve just discovered.
It’s well made. It’s also funny. Would I wear it? No way in hell, but at least she put the effort into making a decent, if completely bat-shit crazy, product.
Saying the glitter nipples are to support breast cancer just seems like a cop out excuse for wanting to wear a giant nipple. It’s not like it isn’t obvious she has a thing for nipples.
I mean most of the time the cancer isn’t going to be anywhere near the nipple. Shouldn’t you wear a brooch showing a chunk of mammary glands? Wait, I might actually wear that.
This must be all the rage for witches, this year… Missing that third nipple for Satan to suckle? Left out of all the fun dancing-naked-around-the-fire action because you aren’t legit? Never fear, the woodland nipples are here!
November 8, 2012 at 4:03 pm
And you passed on the hairy glitter nipples she is selling?
PS – I think I just came up with my next band name: “Hairy Glitter Nipples”
November 9, 2012 at 5:34 am
Weird… my nipples don’t point towards my armpit.
November 9, 2012 at 11:27 am
Give it time
November 8, 2012 at 4:04 pm
Grizzlies do not like Getting a “Purple Nurple”. So don’t try it.
November 8, 2012 at 4:04 pm
Is this aimed at the furry crowd? or the bestiality crowd?
November 8, 2012 at 4:09 pm
Don’t underestimate the buying power of the everyday, batshit insane, smelly hippie etsy crowd.
November 8, 2012 at 4:12 pm
Come on, what about “Forest Animal Nipple Series” says batshit insane? This is totally rational. Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for my meds.
November 8, 2012 at 5:06 pm
Forest Animal Nipple Series? *yawn*
I’m waiting for th Jungle Beast Red Lipstick series.
November 8, 2012 at 9:32 pm
Goes great with the “jungle red” nail polish at Sydney’s. They have a new manicurist; ask for Olga!
November 8, 2012 at 4:10 pm
November 8, 2012 at 4:14 pm
“Mommy? A nipple model? really??”
November 8, 2012 at 5:41 pm
Speaking as a furry, I can say that, while some of us are indeed weird and perverse enough to buy junk like this (and I’d like to apologise for those of us who are), I think that, all in all, this would probably appeal to pretty much anyone who wants to be gratuitously subversive and ‘different’ in a manner that doesn’t involve actual effort.
November 8, 2012 at 9:50 pm
*Golf clap*
November 8, 2012 at 4:09 pm
I wanna take ya home
I won’t do ya no haaarm, noooo
Foxey nipple
November 8, 2012 at 4:11 pm
why only one available? i’m going to need at least 5 more for accuracy
November 8, 2012 at 4:12 pm
“Are-voilà!”
or “Hairy-voilà”?
November 8, 2012 at 4:14 pm
as opposed to her ‘summer aquatic animal genetalia series’ that includes the ‘flipper ball-sac earrings’…..
seriously….what the fuck?
November 8, 2012 at 4:42 pm
I can’t wait for her spring ungulate labia collection.
Yeah, I went ahead and assumed this was a woman. Maybe I don’t know anything about the internet?
November 9, 2012 at 10:36 am
You can click through and read her Etsy bio. Actually, she sounds pretty cool.
So, shoot me. I like her stuff. It’s silly, and she openly admits to being silly.
November 9, 2012 at 8:17 pm
Hey, no judgement from me. I’m the bold defender of everything on Regretsy made out of dead animal parts and sellers who sling assorted fetuses.
November 8, 2012 at 6:28 pm
Man, just wait until she puts out her plastic lupine uterus series. Gonna sell like hotcakes.
November 8, 2012 at 4:14 pm
November 8, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Lamont is gonna need therapy after seeing this.
November 8, 2012 at 9:54 pm
I need therapy after seeing this. Well, I needed therapy before seeing this, so really no change here. Carry on…
November 8, 2012 at 4:18 pm
“Hey Steve, is that supposed to be a dog penis?”
“No, it’s a Red Fox nipple. BIG difference. Big.”
November 8, 2012 at 4:19 pm
Hey, um… at least it’s handmade… right? It’s sad that I am trying to find a redeemable quality about this.
November 8, 2012 at 4:29 pm
November 8, 2012 at 6:25 pm
Seriously, If I wanted people to look at a stiff nip, I’d just pu7l up my t-shirt in a snowstorm. Saved: $10.
November 8, 2012 at 8:14 pm
Needs the chicken foot belt thing to really make the outfit, I think. Although I guess ONE statement piece per outfit is usually enough.
November 8, 2012 at 10:33 pm
oh no…that did it!
For some time I’ve been seeing your name as “lemon boobs”.
Now I’ll never get it right!
November 8, 2012 at 4:43 pm
Is this steampunk? *ducks for cover*
That is just so foxy…..
November 8, 2012 at 4:44 pm
I can’t help but love this person, just based on the fact that they have a Forest Animal Nipple Series of brooches. I want to buy a set of six rabbit nipple brooches to wear down the front of my sweaters in the wintertime, but I know I wouldn’t have the nerve to wear them in public.
November 8, 2012 at 5:12 pm
I’d get a bear set, but it’s rude to show your bear nipples in public.
November 9, 2012 at 10:38 am
In a smaller version, these would make great sweater buttons.
November 8, 2012 at 4:47 pm
Without that title I would have voted for “weird hat” or “beginning to put on a condom” before nipple.
November 8, 2012 at 9:25 pm
It made me think of a condom too. With an inverted reservoir tip.
November 9, 2012 at 10:39 am
Condom cookies.
November 9, 2012 at 10:59 am
My first thought was “coolie” type hat:
November 9, 2012 at 11:00 am
November 9, 2012 at 11:02 am
on the bright side, I’ve checked out her other stuff and her blog & website. She’s really cute and silly and her artwork isn’t bad. And, judging by the shot of her modeling the pin, she doesn’t need to, LOL
November 9, 2012 at 11:30 am
My 5 year old daughter immediately realized it was a nipple. And she is now asking if she can have a “boob hat”.
November 8, 2012 at 4:54 pm
There’s also a birthday version with sprinkles all over to match your kid’s cake!
Her charms and amigurumi creations are very cute though. I like ‘em.
November 8, 2012 at 5:02 pm
“There’s also a birthday version with sprinkles all over to match your kid’s cake!”
You realize you are writing this as a cupcake, right?
November 8, 2012 at 4:54 pm
I understand Brown Bear but what is a Mocha Bear?
November 8, 2012 at 5:09 pm
Slightly more fattening.
November 8, 2012 at 5:42 pm
LOL LOOK GUYS I’M WEARING A NIPPLE BROACH I’M TOTALLY LIKE SUBVERSIVE AND LIKE REBELLIOUS AND STUFF.
Think about it long enough, and you can milk profit out of pretty much anything.
November 8, 2012 at 10:48 pm
Milk profit out of nipples? That’s udder madness!
November 8, 2012 at 6:00 pm
Milk… I get it. Your humor is piercing.
November 8, 2012 at 6:10 pm
Breast pun ever!
November 8, 2012 at 6:16 pm
That was, in fact, genuinely unintentional. But it works either way, I suppose.
November 8, 2012 at 10:50 pm
How dare you guys continue comments under a new number? Now I look like some kind of boob.
November 9, 2012 at 9:05 am
We just wanted to rack up the comment count!
November 9, 2012 at 10:45 am
I tittered at your pun.
November 8, 2012 at 6:14 pm
Okay. That’s it. I’m done. From this moment, I am saving my pennies to buy the first ticket to one of those super-Earth planets they’ve just discovered.
November 9, 2012 at 5:59 am
*wince* I read that as “saving [your] penis…”
Then again, who knows what sort of payment is accepted for such a ticket?
November 9, 2012 at 6:43 am
same mis-read here. New glasses needed, maybe
November 9, 2012 at 8:40 am
But I’m a girrul! I have no penis! (Unless the one I paid for counts)
November 8, 2012 at 6:24 pm
It’s well made. It’s also funny. Would I wear it? No way in hell, but at least she put the effort into making a decent, if completely bat-shit crazy, product.
November 8, 2012 at 7:21 pm
I never wanted to see Reed Foxx ‘s nipples even when he was alive. Certainly not now.
November 8, 2012 at 7:26 pm
Saying the glitter nipples are to support breast cancer just seems like a cop out excuse for wanting to wear a giant nipple. It’s not like it isn’t obvious she has a thing for nipples.
I mean most of the time the cancer isn’t going to be anywhere near the nipple. Shouldn’t you wear a brooch showing a chunk of mammary glands? Wait, I might actually wear that.
November 8, 2012 at 7:27 pm
Oh I see she donates part of the proceeds to breast cancer charities… no, think I can cut out the middleman there.
November 8, 2012 at 8:38 pm
This must be all the rage for witches, this year… Missing that third nipple for Satan to suckle? Left out of all the fun dancing-naked-around-the-fire action because you aren’t legit? Never fear, the woodland nipples are here!
November 8, 2012 at 8:57 pm
Why? Just why would someone expend time, energy and art materials to create THAT?
November 8, 2012 at 10:37 pm
Why? um…Maybe $10? and a lot of batshit crazy buyers willing to part with same?
November 8, 2012 at 10:53 pm
Who else besides me misses “Ren&Stimpy”? YOU BLOATED SACK OF PROTOPLASM!
November 9, 2012 at 12:15 am
Obviously, that’s what inspired this seller.
November 9, 2012 at 7:51 am
Would you like to buy some rubber neeeeples?
I used to run around and say that a million times a day. When I was a kid. I don’t do that sorta thing anymore. No, really. I’m all grown up now.
November 9, 2012 at 10:48 am
You EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEdiot!
November 9, 2012 at 12:20 am
SOMBREROS!!! It’s been bugging me all evening that I couldn’t figure out what that shape was intended to be. IT’S A SOMBRERO!
Now I can finally sleep!
November 9, 2012 at 10:49 am
WAKE UP!!! I see cartoon UFOs.
November 9, 2012 at 11:04 am
HA! GMTA: I thought “coolie hat” (see above comments)
November 9, 2012 at 1:57 am
You big dummy.
November 9, 2012 at 5:51 am
Her shop’s tag line should be:
“It’s all just so Wong!”
November 9, 2012 at 6:01 am
November 9, 2012 at 10:50 am
“Nipple? No thanks. I’m stuffed.”