And you passed on the hairy glitter nipples she is selling?
PS – I think I just came up with my next band name: “Hairy Glitter Nipples”
Weird… my nipples don’t point towards my armpit.
Give it time
Grizzlies do not like Getting a “Purple Nurple”. So don’t try it.
Is this aimed at the furry crowd? or the bestiality crowd?
Don’t underestimate the buying power of the everyday, batshit insane, smelly hippie etsy crowd.
Come on, what about “Forest Animal Nipple Series” says batshit insane? This is totally rational. Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for my meds.
Forest Animal Nipple Series? *yawn*
I’m waiting for th Jungle Beast Red Lipstick series.
Goes great with the “jungle red” nail polish at Sydney’s. They have a new manicurist; ask for Olga!
“Mommy? A nipple model? really??”
Speaking as a furry, I can say that, while some of us are indeed weird and perverse enough to buy junk like this (and I’d like to apologise for those of us who are), I think that, all in all, this would probably appeal to pretty much anyone who wants to be gratuitously subversive and ‘different’ in a manner that doesn’t involve actual effort.
I wanna take ya home
I won’t do ya no haaarm, noooo
why only one available? i’m going to need at least 5 more for accuracy
as opposed to her ‘summer aquatic animal genetalia series’ that includes the ‘flipper ball-sac earrings’…..
seriously….what the fuck?
I can’t wait for her spring ungulate labia collection.
Yeah, I went ahead and assumed this was a woman. Maybe I don’t know anything about the internet?
You can click through and read her Etsy bio. Actually, she sounds pretty cool.
So, shoot me. I like her stuff. It’s silly, and she openly admits to being silly.
Hey, no judgement from me. I’m the bold defender of everything on Regretsy made out of dead animal parts and sellers who sling assorted fetuses.
Man, just wait until she puts out her plastic lupine uterus series. Gonna sell like hotcakes.
Lamont is gonna need therapy after seeing this.
I need therapy after seeing this. Well, I needed therapy before seeing this, so really no change here. Carry on…
“Hey Steve, is that supposed to be a dog penis?”
“No, it’s a Red Fox nipple. BIG difference. Big.”
Hey, um… at least it’s handmade… right? It’s sad that I am trying to find a redeemable quality about this.
Seriously, If I wanted people to look at a stiff nip, I’d just pu7l up my t-shirt in a snowstorm. Saved: $10.
Needs the chicken foot belt thing to really make the outfit, I think. Although I guess ONE statement piece per outfit is usually enough.
oh no…that did it!
For some time I’ve been seeing your name as “lemon boobs”.
Now I’ll never get it right!
Is this steampunk? *ducks for cover*
That is just so foxy…..
I can’t help but love this person, just based on the fact that they have a Forest Animal Nipple Series of brooches. I want to buy a set of six rabbit nipple brooches to wear down the front of my sweaters in the wintertime, but I know I wouldn’t have the nerve to wear them in public.
I’d get a bear set, but it’s rude to show your bear nipples in public.
In a smaller version, these would make great sweater buttons.
Without that title I would have voted for “weird hat” or “beginning to put on a condom” before nipple.
It made me think of a condom too. With an inverted reservoir tip.
My first thought was “coolie” type hat:
on the bright side, I’ve checked out her other stuff and her blog & website. She’s really cute and silly and her artwork isn’t bad. And, judging by the shot of her modeling the pin, she doesn’t need to, LOL
My 5 year old daughter immediately realized it was a nipple. And she is now asking if she can have a “boob hat”.
There’s also a birthday version with sprinkles all over to match your kid’s cake!
Her charms and amigurumi creations are very cute though. I like ‘em.
“There’s also a birthday version with sprinkles all over to match your kid’s cake!”
You realize you are writing this as a cupcake, right?
I understand Brown Bear but what is a Mocha Bear?
Slightly more fattening.
LOL LOOK GUYS I’M WEARING A NIPPLE BROACH I’M TOTALLY LIKE SUBVERSIVE AND LIKE REBELLIOUS AND STUFF.
Think about it long enough, and you can milk profit out of pretty much anything.
Milk profit out of nipples? That’s udder madness!
Milk… I get it. Your humor is piercing.
Breast pun ever!
That was, in fact, genuinely unintentional. But it works either way, I suppose.
How dare you guys continue comments under a new number? Now I look like some kind of boob.
We just wanted to rack up the comment count!
I tittered at your pun.
Okay. That’s it. I’m done. From this moment, I am saving my pennies to buy the first ticket to one of those super-Earth planets they’ve just discovered.
*wince* I read that as “saving [your] penis…”
Then again, who knows what sort of payment is accepted for such a ticket?
same mis-read here. New glasses needed, maybe
But I’m a girrul! I have no penis! (Unless the one I paid for counts)
It’s well made. It’s also funny. Would I wear it? No way in hell, but at least she put the effort into making a decent, if completely bat-shit crazy, product.
I never wanted to see Reed Foxx ‘s nipples even when he was alive. Certainly not now.
Saying the glitter nipples are to support breast cancer just seems like a cop out excuse for wanting to wear a giant nipple. It’s not like it isn’t obvious she has a thing for nipples.
I mean most of the time the cancer isn’t going to be anywhere near the nipple. Shouldn’t you wear a brooch showing a chunk of mammary glands? Wait, I might actually wear that.
Oh I see she donates part of the proceeds to breast cancer charities… no, think I can cut out the middleman there.
This must be all the rage for witches, this year… Missing that third nipple for Satan to suckle? Left out of all the fun dancing-naked-around-the-fire action because you aren’t legit? Never fear, the woodland nipples are here!
Why? Just why would someone expend time, energy and art materials to create THAT?
Why? um…Maybe $10? and a lot of batshit crazy buyers willing to part with same?
Who else besides me misses “Ren&Stimpy”? YOU BLOATED SACK OF PROTOPLASM!
Obviously, that’s what inspired this seller.
Would you like to buy some rubber neeeeples?
I used to run around and say that a million times a day. When I was a kid. I don’t do that sorta thing anymore. No, really. I’m all grown up now.
SOMBREROS!!! It’s been bugging me all evening that I couldn’t figure out what that shape was intended to be. IT’S A SOMBRERO!
Now I can finally sleep!
WAKE UP!!! I see cartoon UFOs.
HA! GMTA: I thought “coolie hat” (see above comments)
You big dummy.
Her shop’s tag line should be:
“It’s all just so Wong!”
“Nipple? No thanks. I’m stuffed.”
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