I am disappointed that you didn’t get more thumbs up. I guess the rest of the FJLs are too cool to get the reference. GoT sucked me in against my will and now I’m hopelessly hooked. Damn you, roommate who insisted on setting up your flatscreen TV and cable premium channels! Now I barely have enough time to troll the internet!
I just had to say how much I LOVE your username! Hubby and I always manage to use “cat shit” to spice up various conversations, so I have a feeling your name is our new holiday catchphrase!
If you have to hold your clothes on, you’re doin’ it wrong. This thing needs more grommets and another tie. Otherwise her boobs will muffin out the bottom when she’s upright.
lovinglymadewithspite
November 8, 2012 at 10:36 am
But then you have so much homework to do… Where was she raised? Was she fed only by parents that loved her until something went wrong that sent her down the road of stripping? Has she been in counseling?
So much research.
oh, sorry for the “i just did” part matt. seeing it made it not sound like it did in my head. It was more of a jinx voice. In print it looked mean. sorry.
lovinglymadewithspite
November 8, 2012 at 10:28 am
“Includes a hand-embroidered MD tag, no two are alike! Unleash your inner carnivore, it will thank you! Or perhaps eat you .. cuz you’ll look so dang goood!” – the rest of the description
The plastic steaks come from the dog toy aisle – you know, in case anyone wants to make their own meatless meat bra at home. Just think of all the great raw materials available for crafting undergarments in the dog toy aisle that are so callously being ignored! What possible reason could there be to NOT use dog toys as undergarments?
November 8, 2012 at 10:07 am
For when you New York Strip.
November 8, 2012 at 10:08 am
I know I’m gonna get a lot of flank for this, but I would totally rump roast around in this.
November 8, 2012 at 11:22 am
Might be fun T-bone in.
November 8, 2012 at 11:52 am
This would not be the choice cut for me. I think I would need a Flat Iron Steak to cover up my meatballs.
November 8, 2012 at 1:39 pm
I’d need a rack of ribs.
November 8, 2012 at 10:09 am
Or when its so *cold* that your nipples could *cut*.
November 8, 2012 at 10:14 am
I wonder if her stripper name is Bessie?
November 8, 2012 at 12:50 pm
You mean the one with the great big tits you could bury your face in? Bessie… thank the Gods for Bessie… and her tits… *jolly laugh*
November 8, 2012 at 1:37 pm
They are utterly delightful.
November 8, 2012 at 4:55 pm
Udderly, even!
November 8, 2012 at 2:35 pm
poor King Robert. Those really were the good old days.
November 8, 2012 at 3:01 pm
Yay! Somebody actually got the reference!
November 9, 2012 at 10:03 am
I am disappointed that you didn’t get more thumbs up. I guess the rest of the FJLs are too cool to get the reference. GoT sucked me in against my will and now I’m hopelessly hooked. Damn you, roommate who insisted on setting up your flatscreen TV and cable premium channels! Now I barely have enough time to troll the internet!
November 8, 2012 at 10:23 am
Quit meating out your responses. You’re butchering the language anyway.
November 8, 2012 at 10:31 am
But this shot makes it all better though…
November 8, 2012 at 11:36 am
This could be the new image for Red Lobster’s “surf and turf” medley.
November 8, 2012 at 11:54 am
Reminds my of the Enjoli commercial, “I can bring home the bacon. Fry it up in a pan. Cause I’m a Wooooman…”
November 8, 2012 at 4:03 pm
The first commercial that made me self aware of being a Homo.
November 9, 2012 at 2:54 pm
NO!!! You should always cook your bras in cast iron! GAWD!
November 8, 2012 at 10:08 am
Is that a third nipple or a rib eye in the middle?
November 8, 2012 at 10:11 am
What’s Al Gore got to do with it…got to do with it?
November 8, 2012 at 11:23 am
Maybe her stipper name is Stripper Gore
November 8, 2012 at 10:13 am
Finally, an “over the shoulder boulder holder” that really adds some meat to the boobs.
November 8, 2012 at 10:14 am
Gristle show all those chauvinistic jerks!
November 8, 2012 at 10:14 am
From the thumbnail, it looked like a Slave Leia costume.
November 8, 2012 at 10:31 am
The one she wore in “Return of the Ribeye”?
November 8, 2012 at 5:04 pm
That was after the one with Obi Wan Kobe, right?
November 8, 2012 at 10:16 am
she’s definitely going boneless in that outfit
November 8, 2012 at 7:38 pm
I just had to say how much I LOVE your username! Hubby and I always manage to use “cat shit” to spice up various conversations, so I have a feeling your name is our new holiday catchphrase!
November 8, 2012 at 10:16 am
I must say that it looks incredibly uncomfortable. If these are squeaky chew toys, the discomfort might be worth it.
However, I am curious why the wearer needs to hold the outer corners down. Is it because it won’t really cover anything if they aren’t held down?
November 8, 2012 at 10:18 am
I think that may be her Vanna pose. The maker cleverly uses “fly ties” in the back. Fun for the dogs and the fly fisher man in your life.
November 8, 2012 at 11:08 am
No no no … the other kind of flies …
November 9, 2012 at 2:01 pm
the wrong place for flies to be showing up.. must need a shower…
November 8, 2012 at 10:19 am
Yeah, it’s not exactly an A-1 fit.
November 8, 2012 at 11:07 am
If you have to hold your clothes on, you’re doin’ it wrong. This thing needs more grommets and another tie. Otherwise her boobs will muffin out the bottom when she’s upright.
November 8, 2012 at 2:04 pm
Muffin boob is just as, if not more, annoying than VPL.
November 8, 2012 at 3:42 pm
MMMMMMM meat muffins
November 8, 2012 at 1:57 pm
I so want these to be squeaky toys. It’s one step closer to my evil plan of replacing the world’s supply of breast implants with squeakers.
November 8, 2012 at 10:18 am
I’d be loin if I said that was sexy.
November 8, 2012 at 10:19 am
It might look better on a beefier girl.
November 8, 2012 at 10:24 am
or one that’s at least grain-fed.
November 8, 2012 at 10:32 am
I only go for organic, free-range strippers.
November 8, 2012 at 10:34 am
You mean the ones that ran away from home at a young age with no argument from their parents?
November 8, 2012 at 10:36 am
But then you have so much homework to do… Where was she raised? Was she fed only by parents that loved her until something went wrong that sent her down the road of stripping? Has she been in counseling?
So much research.
November 8, 2012 at 1:09 pm
I must say I am a little pole axed over this fashion statement.
November 8, 2012 at 10:21 am
What kind of marinade do they suggest for washing it?
November 8, 2012 at 10:37 am
Or is it “dry rub only”?
November 8, 2012 at 10:41 am
More like a ‘dry hump’, i believe.
November 8, 2012 at 12:55 pm
I think dry rub is for the tube steak…
November 8, 2012 at 1:07 pm
That’s only when there’s no Worcestershire sauce around.
November 8, 2012 at 10:23 am
What in the unholy fuck is up with that 3rd pinup shot?
November 8, 2012 at 10:25 am
I like the Lobst’ Crotch.
November 8, 2012 at 10:29 am
make that lobsta’
November 8, 2012 at 10:50 am
Would have been better if it was crabs.
November 8, 2012 at 11:18 am
She gave the crabs to someone else.
November 8, 2012 at 11:21 am
“No backsies!”
November 8, 2012 at 11:37 am
’tis better to give than receive. So they say.
November 8, 2012 at 10:29 am
Too much heat on one side results in that hair color. You’ve got to turn your meat.
November 8, 2012 at 10:40 am
and now she’s got egg on her face. or at least on her head.
November 8, 2012 at 10:39 am
she must be punished for wearing white shoes after Labor Day!
November 8, 2012 at 10:51 am
She really shouldn’t be putting her fingers in her mouth after touching that raw meat… all that icky bacteria.
November 8, 2012 at 10:24 am
her stripper name: the butcher’s daughter
November 8, 2012 at 11:34 am
If her britches are any indication, her name is Clawdia.
November 8, 2012 at 11:38 am
I’d say it’s “Surf n’ Turf”.
November 8, 2012 at 11:45 am
I just did!
The catch of the day, supported by your local cattle farmers.
November 9, 2012 at 2:03 pm
more like the snatch and Jerky.
November 9, 2012 at 3:01 pm
oh, sorry for the “i just did” part matt. seeing it made it not sound like it did in my head. It was more of a jinx voice. In print it looked mean. sorry.
November 8, 2012 at 10:28 am
“Includes a hand-embroidered MD tag, no two are alike! Unleash your inner carnivore, it will thank you! Or perhaps eat you .. cuz you’ll look so dang goood!” – the rest of the description
My inner carnivore says, those are plastic.
November 8, 2012 at 10:30 am
My inner carnivore’s about to turn vegetarian.
November 8, 2012 at 10:33 am
I think this may be more like what a forager would go for.
November 8, 2012 at 10:32 am
It doesn’t hide the ribs very well.
November 8, 2012 at 10:34 am
They better not be adding any whoremoans to this! Those are so artificial!
November 8, 2012 at 10:51 am
Hopefully it doesn’t add whoremoans to the milk through osmosis.
November 8, 2012 at 10:39 am
They look pretty flat. Where are you supposed to put the dollar bills?
November 8, 2012 at 10:40 am
Closer to her loin area
November 8, 2012 at 11:21 am
Right above the flank.
November 8, 2012 at 11:33 am
Basically, the rump.
November 8, 2012 at 11:27 am
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November 8, 2012 at 10:49 am
They look pretty poorly constructed. I’m guessing sales are going to be rare. Boost the quality a bit, and they might be anywhere from medium to well.
November 8, 2012 at 11:24 am
To get prime sales, you need to be a seasoned seller.
November 8, 2012 at 4:58 pm
Poorly for a bra but it looks like it would be helpful in docking your boat.
November 8, 2012 at 10:50 am
And appropriately priced at $69
November 8, 2012 at 11:38 am
aged beef is strangely expensive.
November 8, 2012 at 11:46 am
My safe word is “A1″
November 8, 2012 at 11:58 am
That would look great with skirt steak.
November 8, 2012 at 12:28 pm
Lady Gaga called. She wants her bra back.
November 8, 2012 at 12:33 pm
Pep her steak!
November 8, 2012 at 12:43 pm
“Hey Wanda! It’s your turn next on the pole. Put your bra on – chop, chop!”
November 8, 2012 at 1:04 pm
“And remember- you’re here to SHOW the goods, not use ‘em. You pork on your own time!”
November 8, 2012 at 1:59 pm
“And no more ‘beef jerky’ during lap dances. We’re gonna get closed down!
November 8, 2012 at 12:50 pm
This answers the age old question- Can you get syphilis from beating your meat? Answer, yes.
November 8, 2012 at 12:52 pm
I’d love to wear this to troll those PETA girls in their lettuce binkinis.
November 8, 2012 at 3:37 pm
The PETA women are hotter than this!
November 8, 2012 at 3:50 pm
Actually I think the chick is kinda sexy… aside from the fact she is wearing squeaky toys and random hardware on her boobs.
November 8, 2012 at 12:55 pm
Someone page Carol J. Adams and get her to go on the attack against this thing. The only problem with such a fight is that only one side can lose.
November 8, 2012 at 2:10 pm
tired of getting treated like a pretty piece of meat? stop walking around in a bra w/ no top.
November 8, 2012 at 2:54 pm
This is what happens when you start with Lady Gaga and drop the last “A.”
November 8, 2012 at 3:36 pm
No thanks! I’m Vegan!
November 8, 2012 at 4:04 pm
This is giving me a Standing Rib Roast.
November 9, 2012 at 5:53 am
To me it seems more like she’s telling people she’s a Lady Gaga fan. Not quite the same thing.
November 10, 2012 at 2:53 am
The plastic steaks come from the dog toy aisle – you know, in case anyone wants to make their own meatless meat bra at home. Just think of all the great raw materials available for crafting undergarments in the dog toy aisle that are so callously being ignored! What possible reason could there be to NOT use dog toys as undergarments?
December 24, 2012 at 10:55 am
dear christ someone stole her boobies and replaced them with steak! i’d have thought the more logical replacements would have been chicken cutlets..?
January 8, 2013 at 4:39 pm
tired of being treated like a pretty piece of meat? tell ‘em how you feel by sexually exploiting yourself in a meat bra!