I’M GETTING A T BONER
For when you New York Strip.
I know I’m gonna get a lot of flank for this, but I would totally rump roast around in this.
Might be fun T-bone in.
This would not be the choice cut for me. I think I would need a Flat Iron Steak to cover up my meatballs.
I’d need a rack of ribs.
Or when its so *cold* that your nipples could *cut*.
I wonder if her stripper name is Bessie?
You mean the one with the great big tits you could bury your face in? Bessie… thank the Gods for Bessie… and her tits… *jolly laugh*
They are utterly delightful.
poor King Robert. Those really were the good old days.
Yay! Somebody actually got the reference!
I am disappointed that you didn’t get more thumbs up. I guess the rest of the FJLs are too cool to get the reference. GoT sucked me in against my will and now I’m hopelessly hooked. Damn you, roommate who insisted on setting up your flatscreen TV and cable premium channels! Now I barely have enough time to troll the internet!
Quit meating out your responses. You’re butchering the language anyway.
But this shot makes it all better though…
This could be the new image for Red Lobster’s “surf and turf” medley.
Reminds my of the Enjoli commercial, “I can bring home the bacon. Fry it up in a pan. Cause I’m a Wooooman…”
The first commercial that made me self aware of being a Homo.
NO!!! You should always cook your bras in cast iron! GAWD!
Is that a third nipple or a rib eye in the middle?
What’s Al Gore got to do with it…got to do with it?
Maybe her stipper name is Stripper Gore
Finally, an “over the shoulder boulder holder” that really adds some meat to the boobs.
Gristle show all those chauvinistic jerks!
From the thumbnail, it looked like a Slave Leia costume.
The one she wore in “Return of the Ribeye”?
That was after the one with Obi Wan Kobe, right?
she’s definitely going boneless in that outfit
I just had to say how much I LOVE your username! Hubby and I always manage to use “cat shit” to spice up various conversations, so I have a feeling your name is our new holiday catchphrase!
I must say that it looks incredibly uncomfortable. If these are squeaky chew toys, the discomfort might be worth it.
However, I am curious why the wearer needs to hold the outer corners down. Is it because it won’t really cover anything if they aren’t held down?
I think that may be her Vanna pose. The maker cleverly uses “fly ties” in the back. Fun for the dogs and the fly fisher man in your life.
No no no … the other kind of flies …
the wrong place for flies to be showing up.. must need a shower…
Yeah, it’s not exactly an A-1 fit.
If you have to hold your clothes on, you’re doin’ it wrong. This thing needs more grommets and another tie. Otherwise her boobs will muffin out the bottom when she’s upright.
Muffin boob is just as, if not more, annoying than VPL.
MMMMMMM meat muffins
I so want these to be squeaky toys. It’s one step closer to my evil plan of replacing the world’s supply of breast implants with squeakers.
I’d be loin if I said that was sexy.
It might look better on a beefier girl.
or one that’s at least grain-fed.
I only go for organic, free-range strippers.
You mean the ones that ran away from home at a young age with no argument from their parents?
But then you have so much homework to do… Where was she raised? Was she fed only by parents that loved her until something went wrong that sent her down the road of stripping? Has she been in counseling?
So much research.
I must say I am a little pole axed over this fashion statement.
What kind of marinade do they suggest for washing it?
Or is it “dry rub only”?
More like a ‘dry hump’, i believe.
I think dry rub is for the tube steak…
That’s only when there’s no Worcestershire sauce around.
What in the unholy fuck is up with that 3rd pinup shot?
I like the Lobst’ Crotch.
make that lobsta’
Would have been better if it was crabs.
She gave the crabs to someone else.
’tis better to give than receive. So they say.
Too much heat on one side results in that hair color. You’ve got to turn your meat.
and now she’s got egg on her face. or at least on her head.
she must be punished for wearing white shoes after Labor Day!
She really shouldn’t be putting her fingers in her mouth after touching that raw meat… all that icky bacteria.
her stripper name: the butcher’s daughter
If her britches are any indication, her name is Clawdia.
I’d say it’s “Surf n’ Turf”.
I just did!
The catch of the day, supported by your local cattle farmers.
more like the snatch and Jerky.
oh, sorry for the “i just did” part matt. seeing it made it not sound like it did in my head. It was more of a jinx voice. In print it looked mean. sorry.
“Includes a hand-embroidered MD tag, no two are alike! Unleash your inner carnivore, it will thank you! Or perhaps eat you .. cuz you’ll look so dang goood!” – the rest of the description
My inner carnivore says, those are plastic.
My inner carnivore’s about to turn vegetarian.
I think this may be more like what a forager would go for.
It doesn’t hide the ribs very well.
They better not be adding any whoremoans to this! Those are so artificial!
Hopefully it doesn’t add whoremoans to the milk through osmosis.
They look pretty flat. Where are you supposed to put the dollar bills?
Closer to her loin area
Right above the flank.
Basically, the rump.
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and more than a handful is just a waste. Harder to ‘motorboat’, but still fun!
They look pretty poorly constructed. I’m guessing sales are going to be rare. Boost the quality a bit, and they might be anywhere from medium to well.
To get prime sales, you need to be a seasoned seller.
Poorly for a bra but it looks like it would be helpful in docking your boat.
And appropriately priced at $69
aged beef is strangely expensive.
My safe word is “A1″
That would look great with skirt steak.
Lady Gaga called. She wants her bra back.
Pep her steak!
“Hey Wanda! It’s your turn next on the pole. Put your bra on – chop, chop!”
“And remember- you’re here to SHOW the goods, not use ‘em. You pork on your own time!”
“And no more ‘beef jerky’ during lap dances. We’re gonna get closed down!
This answers the age old question- Can you get syphilis from beating your meat? Answer, yes.
I’d love to wear this to troll those PETA girls in their lettuce binkinis.
The PETA women are hotter than this!
Actually I think the chick is kinda sexy… aside from the fact she is wearing squeaky toys and random hardware on her boobs.
Someone page Carol J. Adams and get her to go on the attack against this thing. The only problem with such a fight is that only one side can lose.
tired of getting treated like a pretty piece of meat? stop walking around in a bra w/ no top.
This is what happens when you start with Lady Gaga and drop the last “A.”
No thanks! I’m Vegan!
This is giving me a Standing Rib Roast.
To me it seems more like she’s telling people she’s a Lady Gaga fan. Not quite the same thing.
The plastic steaks come from the dog toy aisle – you know, in case anyone wants to make their own meatless meat bra at home. Just think of all the great raw materials available for crafting undergarments in the dog toy aisle that are so callously being ignored! What possible reason could there be to NOT use dog toys as undergarments?
dear christ someone stole her boobies and replaced them with steak! i’d have thought the more logical replacements would have been chicken cutlets..?
tired of being treated like a pretty piece of meat? tell ‘em how you feel by sexually exploiting yourself in a meat bra!
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