Somewhere up in Heaven, Michael Jackson is looking down and smiling.
Nothing like ruining a perfectly good stool with $2 worth of Elmer’s school glue and your old OK Magazines.
I hear he preferred blonds
*in my best bad mj impression voice* no, that’s ignorant… that’s devilish… ignorant!
oops, there goes my nose!
Confusingly, she’s being punished for tearing up Mommy’s magazines.
Sitting on the stool is less of a punishment than having to look at it… She should consider herself lucky.
It takes a village to raise a child – ‘s ass up off the floor.
I sympathize with the poor child. I’d be sad,too, if I had to sit on a bunch of ‘older people’ faces.
She/he seriously looks dejected.
…Yeah, I’m pretty sure the punishment here is having a parent that A. paid $25 for magazine celeb pics glued to a stool and B. thinks it’s appropriate to put a child on said stool in the ‘naughty corner’.
I try not to judge, but it’s kind of hard not to imagine that this is the same kind of parent that aggressively lobbies against kickball at PTA meetings and does that thing where they lecture your friends at sleepovers and makes them feel bad for not taking their shoes off EVEN THOUGH I DIDN’T KNOW THAT WAS A RULE IN YOUR HOUSE SARAH’S DAD
…sorry, 3rd grade flashbacks. Moving on. In short THAT STOOL IS CRAP
I love when the posts bring up childhood trauma. That’s how you know it’s good crafting.
Is that Tom Cruise right in the middle?
I think these pics may have come from pre-Sheenanigans magazines.
can we just go back to wooden Kamper Krapper covers…I was less disturbed by the thought of carrying a feces covered plank
This is just a faces covered plank.
It’s a theme! I have prima facie evidence!
Stop being facetious.
They definitely didn’t put a nice face on things here.
Who doesn’t like to take a little time out from nice or clever things?
I wish my Mommy had covered the dark place beneath the stairs with glamorous movie stars! It would have made the “You know what you did” spot less lonely.
That’s what ya get for peeing on your shirt.
The cover has to be seen on the actual listing to be believed…
…Ok, who of you favorited this one?
Well, I guess since spanking your child is out these days, the seller is settling for emotional trauma instead.
oh the Therapy sessions this chair will cost…
Now if we could combine this and the last post–get a decoupaged toilet seat cover with Romney, Ryan, Palin, and the rest on it–I would gladly hand over the money. What better place for your asshole than amongst other assholes?
Yes, nothing says “homespun” quite like celebrities.
Why did they use that MJ picture that’s on the wheel? That is one of the most disturbing pictures of him because his face kind of looks like it’s rotting off. You know like in real life.
She probably got in trouble on purpose, just so she should face away from that monstrosity.
“And you’ll stay there until you can identify each and every one of them!”
Have you guys seen all of the celebs? I ant to know what she/he was smoking.
I ant to know why she has a cute pic of Gary Coleman with all the blech.
And Kurt Cameron… the most deviant thing he did was buck the Hollywood debauchery and turn extra Christian. Naughty in my book, but I’m not lumping him in with alleged pedophiles.
The fact that “Naughty” is written all around the edges in silver with stars actually bothers me more than the (admittedly disturbing) pictures of celebrities.
And so begins the long long road to the stripper pole for little Susie.
Probably not as long as one would hope.
Balancing a woven carryall and an umbrella on her head will make make for a unique routine.
Make make is a no no. Back to the corner for a time out. Again.
Okay, this seller is either a deviant or completely clueless. This stool also has an image of Macaulay Culkin, just three pictures across from Michael Jackson, no less. And there’s Paul Reuben (Pee Wee Herman)’s mugshot from when he was arrested for indecent exposure at a porn theatre.
What exactly is this chair for–naughty children or naughty adults?
It must be intended to be a collage of “naughty celebrities”. Seems like those wouldn’t be the celebrities you want little precious to remember for the rest of their life.
Helping children grow up to Regretsy, one horrible decoupage at a time.
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