…Yeah, I’m pretty sure the punishment here is having a parent that A. paid $25 for magazine celeb pics glued to a stool and B. thinks it’s appropriate to put a child on said stool in the ‘naughty corner’.
I try not to judge, but it’s kind of hard not to imagine that this is the same kind of parent that aggressively lobbies against kickball at PTA meetings and does that thing where they lecture your friends at sleepovers and makes them feel bad for not taking their shoes off EVEN THOUGH I DIDN’T KNOW THAT WAS A RULE IN YOUR HOUSE SARAH’S DAD
…sorry, 3rd grade flashbacks. Moving on. In short THAT STOOL IS CRAP
I wish my Mommy had covered the dark place beneath the stairs with glamorous movie stars! It would have made the “You know what you did” spot less lonely.
Now if we could combine this and the last post–get a decoupaged toilet seat cover with Romney, Ryan, Palin, and the rest on it–I would gladly hand over the money. What better place for your asshole than amongst other assholes?
Why did they use that MJ picture that’s on the wheel? That is one of the most disturbing pictures of him because his face kind of looks like it’s rotting off. You know like in real life.
And Kurt Cameron… the most deviant thing he did was buck the Hollywood debauchery and turn extra Christian. Naughty in my book, but I’m not lumping him in with alleged pedophiles.
The fact that “Naughty” is written all around the edges in silver with stars actually bothers me more than the (admittedly disturbing) pictures of celebrities.
Okay, this seller is either a deviant or completely clueless. This stool also has an image of Macaulay Culkin, just three pictures across from Michael Jackson, no less. And there’s Paul Reuben (Pee Wee Herman)’s mugshot from when he was arrested for indecent exposure at a porn theatre.
What exactly is this chair for–naughty children or naughty adults?
It must be intended to be a collage of “naughty celebrities”. Seems like those wouldn’t be the celebrities you want little precious to remember for the rest of their life.
November 6, 2012 at 4:04 pm
Nothing like ruining a perfectly good stool with $2 worth of Elmer’s school glue and your old OK Magazines.
November 6, 2012 at 4:04 pm
I hear he preferred blonds
November 6, 2012 at 4:07 pm
..with penises
November 6, 2012 at 5:20 pm
*in my best bad mj impression voice* no, that’s ignorant… that’s devilish… ignorant!
oops, there goes my nose!
November 6, 2012 at 10:00 pm
Hee-heeeeeee!
SHAMONA
November 6, 2012 at 4:07 pm
Confusingly, she’s being punished for tearing up Mommy’s magazines.
November 6, 2012 at 5:26 pm
Sitting on the stool is less of a punishment than having to look at it… She should consider herself lucky.
November 6, 2012 at 4:10 pm
It takes a village to raise a child – ‘s ass up off the floor.
November 6, 2012 at 4:12 pm
TMZ approved.
November 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm
I sympathize with the poor child. I’d be sad,too, if I had to sit on a bunch of ‘older people’ faces.
She/he seriously looks dejected.
November 6, 2012 at 9:50 pm
…Yeah, I’m pretty sure the punishment here is having a parent that A. paid $25 for magazine celeb pics glued to a stool and B. thinks it’s appropriate to put a child on said stool in the ‘naughty corner’.
I try not to judge, but it’s kind of hard not to imagine that this is the same kind of parent that aggressively lobbies against kickball at PTA meetings and does that thing where they lecture your friends at sleepovers and makes them feel bad for not taking their shoes off EVEN THOUGH I DIDN’T KNOW THAT WAS A RULE IN YOUR HOUSE SARAH’S DAD
…sorry, 3rd grade flashbacks. Moving on. In short THAT STOOL IS CRAP
November 9, 2012 at 4:42 pm
I love when the posts bring up childhood trauma. That’s how you know it’s good crafting.
November 6, 2012 at 4:38 pm
Is that Tom Cruise right in the middle?
Tiger stool!
November 7, 2012 at 10:20 am
I think these pics may have come from pre-Sheenanigans magazines.
November 6, 2012 at 4:40 pm
can we just go back to wooden Kamper Krapper covers…I was less disturbed by the thought of carrying a feces covered plank
November 6, 2012 at 4:43 pm
This is just a faces covered plank.
November 6, 2012 at 4:46 pm
It’s a theme! I have prima facie evidence!
November 6, 2012 at 10:27 pm
Stop being facetious.
November 7, 2012 at 1:09 pm
They definitely didn’t put a nice face on things here.
November 6, 2012 at 4:44 pm
Who doesn’t like to take a little time out from nice or clever things?
November 6, 2012 at 5:03 pm
I wish my Mommy had covered the dark place beneath the stairs with glamorous movie stars! It would have made the “You know what you did” spot less lonely.
November 6, 2012 at 5:10 pm
That’s what ya get for peeing on your shirt.
November 6, 2012 at 5:11 pm
The cover has to be seen on the actual listing to be believed…
…Ok, who of you favorited this one?
November 6, 2012 at 5:30 pm
Well, I guess since spanking your child is out these days, the seller is settling for emotional trauma instead.
November 7, 2012 at 1:11 pm
oh the Therapy sessions this chair will cost…
November 6, 2012 at 5:41 pm
Now if we could combine this and the last post–get a decoupaged toilet seat cover with Romney, Ryan, Palin, and the rest on it–I would gladly hand over the money. What better place for your asshole than amongst other assholes?
November 6, 2012 at 5:45 pm
Yes, nothing says “homespun” quite like celebrities.
November 6, 2012 at 6:19 pm
Why did they use that MJ picture that’s on the wheel? That is one of the most disturbing pictures of him because his face kind of looks like it’s rotting off. You know like in real life.
November 6, 2012 at 7:19 pm
She probably got in trouble on purpose, just so she should face away from that monstrosity.
November 6, 2012 at 8:03 pm
“And you’ll stay there until you can identify each and every one of them!”
November 6, 2012 at 9:47 pm
Have you guys seen all of the celebs? I ant to know what she/he was smoking.
November 7, 2012 at 5:50 am
I ant to know why she has a cute pic of Gary Coleman with all the blech.
November 7, 2012 at 3:40 pm
And Kurt Cameron… the most deviant thing he did was buck the Hollywood debauchery and turn extra Christian. Naughty in my book, but I’m not lumping him in with alleged pedophiles.
November 7, 2012 at 1:59 am
The fact that “Naughty” is written all around the edges in silver with stars actually bothers me more than the (admittedly disturbing) pictures of celebrities.
November 7, 2012 at 7:20 am
And so begins the long long road to the stripper pole for little Susie.
November 7, 2012 at 10:14 am
Probably not as long as one would hope.
November 7, 2012 at 3:25 pm
Balancing a woven carryall and an umbrella on her head will make make for a unique routine.
November 7, 2012 at 3:29 pm
Make make is a no no. Back to the corner for a time out. Again.
November 7, 2012 at 9:12 am
Okay, this seller is either a deviant or completely clueless. This stool also has an image of Macaulay Culkin, just three pictures across from Michael Jackson, no less. And there’s Paul Reuben (Pee Wee Herman)’s mugshot from when he was arrested for indecent exposure at a porn theatre.
What exactly is this chair for–naughty children or naughty adults?
November 7, 2012 at 5:09 pm
It must be intended to be a collage of “naughty celebrities”. Seems like those wouldn’t be the celebrities you want little precious to remember for the rest of their life.
November 7, 2012 at 9:18 am
Helping children grow up to Regretsy, one horrible decoupage at a time.