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Scoff if you must, that’s a mighty fine turd cutter either way. Or is this not a Russian Bride listing?
I’m thumbupping you just for the use of “turd cutter”
Baby got back, man! Turd cutter is just an awesome phrase for it why all the hate?
Some days you’re the windshield, some days you’re the bug apparently. I like the attention either way. I’m lonely.
What What In The Butt indeed.
It just keeps staring at me.
Ah yes, the ancient origins of the goatse.
If someone doesn’t post an appropriately shooped version of this photo within an hour from now, I may have lost a bet.
Shoop, shoopy, doopy, doopy, doop.
-Wise words from the beloved girl group, TLC.
Poop poop pee doo.
- Wise words from the beloved toy girl, Kong Suni.
I was just amazed it took until comment 5 for goatse to be mentioned.
I know, right? I wanted to comment “In before goatse”, but I am not douchey like that.
Wouldn’t that be enematic?
Point, Maple. XD
This post if not a mystery surrounded by a riddle wrapped with an enema.
You mean available AS a target?
Ye Olde Skidmarks.
I don’t think she knows what Hipster means.
Hipster means to ink your ass, right?
Well, that’s what I’ve always been told. She uses it all through her listing.
I keep waiting for a pair of jorts that has a mustache on them to appear in her next listing.
It’s only Hipster if the mustache is on the front.
Most people seem to have gotten hipster ad trasy/low class mixed up.
I must be most people…. what is ad trasy?
Sigh. Typing on the iPad is a pain… Supposed to be “and trashy”… As you knew, snarky snarky
I hope she’s using the legs because that’s an astronomical waste of resources.
That was supposed to be a new comment…oops
Maybe they could be sold as “Vintage, Elbowies, Arm Bands of Joy” ?
Upside: She used black Sharpie and not brown.
When I see the greater than/less than symbols in relation to butts I think Miranda July’s film Me and You and Everyone We Know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk 4:40 and you’ll know what I mean.
ah yes, is that the “back and forth” part?
Don’t it make my brown eye blue
See listing for Aztec symbol for cooch.
Are they hipster because they are cutoffs or because of the “Aztec” symbol. I’m so confused.
That was my question! I don’t think she knows what she means.
Is it just me that immediately thought “tire tread”?
Not just you. I figured she spread out the shorts in her driveway and backed over them.
Does anyone else see a tie fighter flying up her butt?
I do now! XD
I see a smiling Kang or Kodos.
Oh crap, an asstec goatse. This is worse than the original pic.
Degradient. . . .
Before the ancient Aztecs would sacrifice a hipster to the gods of irony, they would first be fitted with cutoff Wranglers and dipped in acid wash.
Waitaminit. This actually sounds like a lucrative approach. Can I start reframing “perverted” things as “Aztec”, too? Could it be that easy?
“AZTEC HIPSTER LYRA”
Is this the hipster Aztec version of a tramp stamp?
It’s for proctology residents.
I’m seeing more of a Greek pattern here, if I remember my Aesop’s Fables cartoons right.
Hipsters prefer to ignore “Wet Paint” signs.
I believe that Aztec symbol originated on the eastern side of Lake Titicaca.
I can’t wait for her Egyptian version featuring the Brown Eye of Ra.
‘These are made to order with Wrangler mom jeans.’
And you have a problem with Hipsters wearing targets why? Everyone knows that the first week in November is muzzleloading season on hipsters. They prefer to be shot with a blunderbuss as it is the most ironic gun to be shot with.
Darn. All I have is a Left-handed Flintlock (non blunderbuss). Oh well. The hipsters will just have to feel misunderstood and die telling me how blunderbusses are so underground I’ve probably never heard of them.
Wonderful word, blunderbuss. If you ever tire of it try using “bindlestiff” for a while.
You can thank me later.
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