Well, that’s what I’ve always been told. She uses it all through her listing.
I keep waiting for a pair of jorts that has a mustache on them to appear in her next listing.
When I see the greater than/less than symbols in relation to butts I think Miranda July’s film Me and You and Everyone We Know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk 4:40 and you’ll know what I mean.
And you have a problem with Hipsters wearing targets why? Everyone knows that the first week in November is muzzleloading season on hipsters. They prefer to be shot with a blunderbuss as it is the most ironic gun to be shot with.
Darn. All I have is a Left-handed Flintlock (non blunderbuss). Oh well. The hipsters will just have to feel misunderstood and die telling me how blunderbusses are so underground I’ve probably never heard of them.
November 1, 2012 at 4:03 pm
More like Asstek.
November 1, 2012 at 4:04 pm
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November 2, 2012 at 11:38 am
I’m thumbupping you just for the use of “turd cutter”
Baby got back, man! Turd cutter is just an awesome phrase for it why all the hate?
November 2, 2012 at 3:25 pm
Some days you’re the windshield, some days you’re the bug apparently. I like the attention either way. I’m lonely.
November 1, 2012 at 4:04 pm
What What In The Butt indeed.
November 1, 2012 at 4:06 pm
It just keeps staring at me.
November 1, 2012 at 4:07 pm
Ah yes, the ancient origins of the goatse.
November 1, 2012 at 4:12 pm
If someone doesn’t post an appropriately shooped version of this photo within an hour from now, I may have lost a bet.
November 1, 2012 at 4:13 pm
Shoop, shoopy, doopy, doopy, doop.
-Wise words from the beloved girl group, TLC.
November 2, 2012 at 8:40 pm
Poop poop pee doo.
- Wise words from the beloved toy girl, Kong Suni.
November 1, 2012 at 4:20 pm
I was just amazed it took until comment 5 for goatse to be mentioned.
November 1, 2012 at 5:17 pm
I know, right? I wanted to comment “In before goatse”, but I am not douchey like that.
November 1, 2012 at 5:51 pm
Wouldn’t that be enematic?
November 1, 2012 at 7:16 pm
Point, Maple. XD
November 1, 2012 at 10:38 pm
This post if not a mystery surrounded by a riddle wrapped with an enema.
November 1, 2012 at 4:08 pm
You mean available AS a target?
November 1, 2012 at 4:11 pm
Ye Olde Skidmarks.
November 1, 2012 at 4:12 pm
I don’t think she knows what Hipster means.
November 1, 2012 at 4:15 pm
Hipster means to ink your ass, right?
November 1, 2012 at 4:18 pm
Well, that’s what I’ve always been told. She uses it all through her listing.
I keep waiting for a pair of jorts that has a mustache on them to appear in her next listing.
November 1, 2012 at 7:01 pm
It’s only Hipster if the mustache is on the front.
November 1, 2012 at 4:40 pm
Most people seem to have gotten hipster ad trasy/low class mixed up.
November 1, 2012 at 5:57 pm
I must be most people…. what is ad trasy?
November 2, 2012 at 9:55 am
Sigh. Typing on the iPad is a pain… Supposed to be “and trashy”… As you knew, snarky snarky
November 1, 2012 at 4:42 pm
I hope she’s using the legs because that’s an astronomical waste of resources.
November 1, 2012 at 4:43 pm
That was supposed to be a new comment…oops
November 1, 2012 at 5:47 pm
Maybe they could be sold as “Vintage, Elbowies, Arm Bands of Joy” ?
November 1, 2012 at 4:13 pm
Upside: She used black Sharpie and not brown.
November 1, 2012 at 4:16 pm
When I see the greater than/less than symbols in relation to butts I think Miranda July’s film Me and You and Everyone We Know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk 4:40 and you’ll know what I mean.
November 1, 2012 at 10:05 pm
ah yes, is that the “back and forth” part?
November 1, 2012 at 4:23 pm
Don’t it make my brown eye blue
November 1, 2012 at 4:25 pm
See listing for Aztec symbol for cooch.
November 3, 2012 at 7:50 am
Aztec bajingo?
November 1, 2012 at 4:33 pm
Are they hipster because they are cutoffs or because of the “Aztec” symbol. I’m so confused.
November 1, 2012 at 4:58 pm
That was my question! I don’t think she knows what she means.
November 1, 2012 at 4:44 pm
Is it just me that immediately thought “tire tread”?
November 2, 2012 at 6:06 am
Not just you. I figured she spread out the shorts in her driveway and backed over them.
November 1, 2012 at 4:51 pm
Does anyone else see a tie fighter flying up her butt?
November 1, 2012 at 5:19 pm
I do now! XD
November 1, 2012 at 5:54 pm
I see a smiling Kang or Kodos.
November 1, 2012 at 5:19 pm
Oh crap, an asstec goatse. This is worse than the original pic.
November 1, 2012 at 5:35 pm
Degradient. . . .
November 1, 2012 at 6:00 pm
Before the ancient Aztecs would sacrifice a hipster to the gods of irony, they would first be fitted with cutoff Wranglers and dipped in acid wash.
November 1, 2012 at 6:06 pm
Waitaminit. This actually sounds like a lucrative approach. Can I start reframing “perverted” things as “Aztec”, too? Could it be that easy?
“AZTEC HIPSTER LYRA”
…needs work.
November 1, 2012 at 6:44 pm
Is this the hipster Aztec version of a tramp stamp?
November 1, 2012 at 7:20 pm
It’s for proctology residents.
November 1, 2012 at 8:22 pm
I’m seeing more of a Greek pattern here, if I remember my Aesop’s Fables cartoons right.
November 1, 2012 at 9:40 pm
Hipsters prefer to ignore “Wet Paint” signs.
November 2, 2012 at 5:14 am
I believe that Aztec symbol originated on the eastern side of Lake Titicaca.
November 2, 2012 at 9:44 pm
I can’t wait for her Egyptian version featuring the Brown Eye of Ra.
November 2, 2012 at 6:35 am
‘These are made to order with Wrangler mom jeans.’
FTFY.
November 2, 2012 at 7:36 am
And you have a problem with Hipsters wearing targets why? Everyone knows that the first week in November is muzzleloading season on hipsters. They prefer to be shot with a blunderbuss as it is the most ironic gun to be shot with.
November 2, 2012 at 9:10 am
Darn. All I have is a Left-handed Flintlock (non blunderbuss). Oh well. The hipsters will just have to feel misunderstood and die telling me how blunderbusses are so underground I’ve probably never heard of them.
November 3, 2012 at 8:00 am
Wonderful word, blunderbuss. If you ever tire of it try using “bindlestiff” for a while.
You can thank me later.