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  1. Kinny Fear
    November 1, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    More like Asstek.

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  2. BellyBillboard
    November 1, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    • CakeasaurusRex
      November 2, 2012 at 11:38 am

      I’m thumbupping you just for the use of “turd cutter”

      Baby got back, man! Turd cutter is just an awesome phrase for it why all the hate?

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      • BellyBillboard
        November 2, 2012 at 3:25 pm

        Some days you’re the windshield, some days you’re the bug apparently. I like the attention either way. I’m lonely.

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  3. aroseisarose
    November 1, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    What What In The Butt indeed.

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  4. stephsparkle
    November 1, 2012 at 4:06 pm

    It just keeps staring at me.

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  5. shewhocooks
    November 1, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    Ah yes, the ancient origins of the goatse.

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    • butts lol
      November 1, 2012 at 4:12 pm

      If someone doesn’t post an appropriately shooped version of this photo within an hour from now, I may have lost a bet.

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      • lovinglymadewithspite
        November 1, 2012 at 4:13 pm

        Shoop, shoopy, doopy, doopy, doop.
        -Wise words from the beloved girl group, TLC.

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        • monaschmona
          November 2, 2012 at 8:40 pm

          Poop poop pee doo.
          - Wise words from the beloved toy girl, Kong Suni.

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    • kimoutre
      November 1, 2012 at 4:20 pm

      I was just amazed it took until comment 5 for goatse to be mentioned.

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      • aroseisarose
        November 1, 2012 at 5:17 pm

        I know, right? I wanted to comment “In before goatse”, but I am not douchey like that.

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        • Mapleleaves
          November 1, 2012 at 5:51 pm

          Wouldn’t that be enematic?

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          • aroseisarose
            November 1, 2012 at 7:16 pm

            Point, Maple. XD

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            • Mapleleaves
              November 1, 2012 at 10:38 pm

              This post if not a mystery surrounded by a riddle wrapped with an enema.

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  6. Milliways
    November 1, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    You mean available AS a target?

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  7. Joys Division
    November 1, 2012 at 4:11 pm

    Ye Olde Skidmarks.

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  8. lovinglymadewithspite
    November 1, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    I don’t think she knows what Hipster means.

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    • scrapstitching
      November 1, 2012 at 4:15 pm

      Hipster means to ink your ass, right?

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      • lovinglymadewithspite
        November 1, 2012 at 4:18 pm

        Well, that’s what I’ve always been told. She uses it all through her listing.
        I keep waiting for a pair of jorts that has a mustache on them to appear in her next listing.

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        • Badger
          November 1, 2012 at 7:01 pm

          It’s only Hipster if the mustache is on the front.

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    • CuttingPixels
      November 1, 2012 at 4:40 pm

      Most people seem to have gotten hipster ad trasy/low class mixed up.

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      • lovinglymadewithspite
        November 1, 2012 at 5:57 pm

        I must be most people…. what is ad trasy?

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        • CuttingPixels
          November 2, 2012 at 9:55 am

          Sigh. Typing on the iPad is a pain… Supposed to be “and trashy”… As you knew, snarky snarky

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    • CuttingPixels
      November 1, 2012 at 4:42 pm

      I hope she’s using the legs because that’s an astronomical waste of resources.

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      • CuttingPixels
        November 1, 2012 at 4:43 pm

        That was supposed to be a new comment…oops

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      • lovinglymadewithspite
        November 1, 2012 at 5:47 pm

        Maybe they could be sold as “Vintage, Elbowies, Arm Bands of Joy” ?

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  9. TooManyCookbooks
    November 1, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    Upside: She used black Sharpie and not brown.

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  10. CrossedPromise
    November 1, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    When I see the greater than/less than symbols in relation to butts I think Miranda July’s film Me and You and Everyone We Know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk 4:40 and you’ll know what I mean.

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    • intermittent
      November 1, 2012 at 10:05 pm

      ah yes, is that the “back and forth” part?

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  11. Tante
    November 1, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    Don’t it make my brown eye blue

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  12. kimoutre
    November 1, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    See listing for Aztec symbol for cooch.

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    • Howard M Beers
      November 3, 2012 at 7:50 am

      Aztec bajingo?

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  13. jessmiller99
    November 1, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    Are they hipster because they are cutoffs or because of the “Aztec” symbol. I’m so confused.

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    • lovinglymadewithspite
      November 1, 2012 at 4:58 pm

      That was my question! I don’t think she knows what she means.

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  14. Cockamamie Jamie
    November 1, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    Is it just me that immediately thought “tire tread”?

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  15. Dunazade
    November 1, 2012 at 4:51 pm

    Does anyone else see a tie fighter flying up her butt?

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    • aroseisarose
      November 1, 2012 at 5:19 pm

      I do now! XD

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      • lettucego
        November 1, 2012 at 5:54 pm

        I see a smiling Kang or Kodos.

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  16. docleather
    November 1, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    Oh crap, an asstec goatse. This is worse than the original pic.

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  17. Grammarpuss emeritus
    November 1, 2012 at 5:35 pm

    Degradient. . . .

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  18. ohskittles
    November 1, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    Before the ancient Aztecs would sacrifice a hipster to the gods of irony, they would first be fitted with cutoff Wranglers and dipped in acid wash.

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  19. Trickster
    November 1, 2012 at 6:06 pm

    Waitaminit. This actually sounds like a lucrative approach. Can I start reframing “perverted” things as “Aztec”, too? Could it be that easy?

    “AZTEC HIPSTER LYRA”

    …needs work.

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  20. Glasgow
    November 1, 2012 at 6:44 pm

    Is this the hipster Aztec version of a tramp stamp?

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  21. reddogbon
    November 1, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    It’s for proctology residents.

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  22. Zippy
    November 1, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    I’m seeing more of a Greek pattern here, if I remember my Aesop’s Fables cartoons right.

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  23. thecreightonberyl
    November 1, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    Hipsters prefer to ignore “Wet Paint” signs.

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  24. Matt Johnson
    November 2, 2012 at 5:14 am

    I believe that Aztec symbol originated on the eastern side of Lake Titicaca.

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    • Plembot
      November 2, 2012 at 9:44 pm

      I can’t wait for her Egyptian version featuring the Brown Eye of Ra.

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  25. crispyduck13
    November 2, 2012 at 6:35 am

    ‘These are made to order with Wrangler mom jeans.’

    FTFY.

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  26. Holytape
    November 2, 2012 at 7:36 am

    And you have a problem with Hipsters wearing targets why? Everyone knows that the first week in November is muzzleloading season on hipsters. They prefer to be shot with a blunderbuss as it is the most ironic gun to be shot with.

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    • Badkittymeows
      November 2, 2012 at 9:10 am

      Darn. All I have is a Left-handed Flintlock (non blunderbuss). Oh well. The hipsters will just have to feel misunderstood and die telling me how blunderbusses are so underground I’ve probably never heard of them.

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    • Howard M Beers
      November 3, 2012 at 8:00 am

      Wonderful word, blunderbuss. If you ever tire of it try using “bindlestiff” for a while.

      You can thank me later.

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