I was just thinking how do you get cadaverous, pallor and metamorphosis right but fuck up ghost and spell but then I realized it’s from the Haunted Mansion. So the trick would be copyright infringement and the treat would be a cease and desist letter from Disney?
Or at least our eyes. Holy shit, that’s a mess, in addition to being actionable.
And I should add the “which” thing makes me nostalgic; I loved the “Which Witch?” game when I was a kid and used to drive mom crazy by wanting to play it year-round. She thought it would just be for Halloween.
Disney’s too busy busting Lucas Films copyright users these days. If it were Harley Davidson, she’d get a letter in no time. I swear they cruise Etsy every day.
The mohair lady got it right in the description, but wrong in the subject/title. I guess the title was copied and pasted. Lordie, Halowien? Wonder how she’d do with Frankenstein.
I was impressed at the correct spelling of sensor…
My friends tell me I’m too picky but I hate when guys hit on me online and CANNOT spell. Classic of the week: I hope I’m not making a foul of myself senting this to you…. OY!
The 5-10 year-old child’s closet is the best place to keep embalmed pets and relatives until they can be buried because kids that age don’t have very much clothing yet.
Only if Mommy was stupid enough to pay that price for the yarn in the first place. Cheap crappy yarn made in Turkey for $10 a skein? Not even. Even the MSRP is only $3.25!
That makes me think of a new awesome thing I should craft.
We saw lots of Tricker Treakers with the Scream masks that have “blood” streaming down the face… Your Jesus bleeding heart light could have that same effect. Or Jesus on the cross with crown of thorns and blood streaming down his face.
Shit like this makes me glad I grew up Jewish. Of course there is that one time my Pentecostal Great Aunt Dorothy told me that Jesus was going to get a hold of me and make me speak in tongues. I slept with a baseball bat by my bed for 6 months straight because I didn’t want Jesus nor the Holy Ghost to come and get me! Ahhh. Good times.
Wow, my kid is scared of the dark! I think I’ll get her a ghost nightlight, preferably a handmade fire hazard from a seller who can’t spell ghost. Even better, this one is a wooden gost stuck in front of a light, so it’ll cast huge gost shadows all around her bedroom! Just what every frightened child needs!
I believe “Which Hat?” is the low-budget companion book to “Where’s Waldo?”. I’ve seen it at the 50 Cent Store, which is right behind the Dollar Store.
October 31, 2012 at 4:02 pm
That sign is dialogue from Disney’s “Haunted Mansion” ride and might represent copyright violations as well, eh?
But hey, no kid’s room is complete without a gost.
October 31, 2012 at 4:07 pm
I was just thinking how do you get cadaverous, pallor and metamorphosis right but fuck up ghost and spell but then I realized it’s from the Haunted Mansion. So the trick would be copyright infringement and the treat would be a cease and desist letter from Disney?
October 31, 2012 at 4:09 pm
The real horror there is the combination of fonts. Why won’t people think of THE CHILDREN????
October 31, 2012 at 4:18 pm
Or at least our eyes. Holy shit, that’s a mess, in addition to being actionable.
And I should add the “which” thing makes me nostalgic; I loved the “Which Witch?” game when I was a kid and used to drive mom crazy by wanting to play it year-round. She thought it would just be for Halloween.
October 31, 2012 at 4:29 pm
Disney’s too busy busting Lucas Films copyright users these days. If it were Harley Davidson, she’d get a letter in no time. I swear they cruise Etsy every day.
The mohair lady got it right in the description, but wrong in the subject/title. I guess the title was copied and pasted. Lordie, Halowien? Wonder how she’d do with Frankenstein.
October 31, 2012 at 4:31 pm
That’s “Frahnkensteen.”
October 31, 2012 at 4:33 pm
I sit corrected! Now to go take a rrrrolll in der hay.
October 31, 2012 at 4:41 pm
Win.
October 31, 2012 at 4:45 pm
Eye gore what you did there.
November 1, 2012 at 3:19 am
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October 31, 2012 at 4:15 pm
I was impressed at the correct spelling of sensor…
My friends tell me I’m too picky but I hate when guys hit on me online and CANNOT spell. Classic of the week: I hope I’m not making a foul of myself senting this to you…. OY!
Off to proof MY etsy listings….
November 1, 2012 at 2:46 am
Then it still might actually have a censer built in. You know, for gost sents.
October 31, 2012 at 4:18 pm
Witch which is which’s?
October 31, 2012 at 4:51 pm
Over there, they’re their own worst enemy.
October 31, 2012 at 4:19 pm
Do those fugly font salad prints ever actually sell?
I always have to wonder, seeing as personally they’re practically the last things on earth I’d ever want to hang on my walls.
October 31, 2012 at 5:28 pm
They’re hard to do right. When I was doing school spirit stuff, we sold a lot of shirts like that.
But that one is too many fonts that don’t go together.
November 1, 2012 at 4:18 am
Font salad!! that’s very good.
October 31, 2012 at 4:24 pm
Just the thing to make a scared child feel safer at night! A ghost night light!
October 31, 2012 at 4:56 pm
Not only a ghost, but one wearing a mask so it can’t be ID’ed later in a line up with Casper, etc. That ghost means no good! Nighty, night!
October 31, 2012 at 5:09 pm
Perhaps Mommy or Daddy could use the yarn to knit a suitably scary monster toy to go under the bed.
October 31, 2012 at 6:03 pm
The 5-10 year-old child’s closet is the best place to keep embalmed pets and relatives until they can be buried because kids that age don’t have very much clothing yet.
November 1, 2012 at 9:14 am
You could also keep your “Catsket” in your child’s closet until family members can all fly in for the kitty funeral.
November 1, 2012 at 5:46 pm
Only if Mommy was stupid enough to pay that price for the yarn in the first place. Cheap crappy yarn made in Turkey for $10 a skein? Not even. Even the MSRP is only $3.25!
October 31, 2012 at 6:04 pm
at least the eyes are not blood red right…
October 31, 2012 at 10:01 pm
When I was a kid my demented parents got us an ET night light whose bloody red heart lit up when you turned it on. Scared the SHIT out of me:-p
October 31, 2012 at 10:12 pm
The song “Turn on Your Heart Light” always made me squicky. Neil Diamond being romantic with E.T.? Yuck!
November 1, 2012 at 1:36 am
When I was a teenager, I used to babysit a kid who had a similar night light, but the light-up part was Jesus’s bleeding-heart. I couldn’t look at it.
November 1, 2012 at 4:21 am
That makes me think of a new awesome thing I should craft.
We saw lots of Tricker Treakers with the Scream masks that have “blood” streaming down the face… Your Jesus bleeding heart light could have that same effect. Or Jesus on the cross with crown of thorns and blood streaming down his face.
November 5, 2012 at 3:37 pm
Shit like this makes me glad I grew up Jewish. Of course there is that one time my Pentecostal Great Aunt Dorothy told me that Jesus was going to get a hold of me and make me speak in tongues. I slept with a baseball bat by my bed for 6 months straight because I didn’t want Jesus nor the Holy Ghost to come and get me! Ahhh. Good times.
October 31, 2012 at 4:26 pm
ok, the seller of the skein of yarn is just effing with us! no one is THAT bad… unless they’re DUI, drunkenly uploading items.
October 31, 2012 at 4:32 pm
I need morehair on my head.
October 31, 2012 at 10:12 pm
I need morehead on my…
Oh, never mind, kids might read this.
October 31, 2012 at 4:43 pm
Okay, goul isn’t correct, but spiel is just two letters switched. It’s the spiel from the beginning of the ride, not a spell.
. . . It’s still totally copyright infringement, though, and the Mouse really frowns on that.
October 31, 2012 at 4:46 pm
Does it make me strange that I’ve spent enough time in the Haunted Mansion that I read the sign in the Narrator’s voice?
October 31, 2012 at 4:50 pm
AspieMBA, I read it in that voice too.
I know who would buy that print. The same kind of people parked in the Disneyland lot who have the bumper sticker “My other car is a Doombuggy.”
October 31, 2012 at 4:52 pm
I did the same thing and I’m not strange at all.
My mother had me tested.
October 31, 2012 at 5:08 pm
I did, too. And I haven’t been to Disneyland in years!
October 31, 2012 at 5:06 pm
Four sum rezon I dont get what is funy in this post. Maybee sumone can explane it two me.
October 31, 2012 at 5:21 pm
Speeling win!
October 31, 2012 at 6:05 pm
ok I took one look at that ghost night light and I think I see the ghost of pedo bear … just look at that smile and those happy eyes.
October 31, 2012 at 6:55 pm
You’re right, it needs to have teeth in the smile to be scarier/less pedo…
November 1, 2012 at 12:21 pm
*Insert Jimmy Savile Joke Here*
October 31, 2012 at 7:05 pm
Wreat has too much varius in ribben.
October 31, 2012 at 7:15 pm
But I liek assoted ribben in my wreat!
October 31, 2012 at 7:28 pm
Yis and flowrs all kinds!!!
October 31, 2012 at 9:03 pm
Yes, you can’t tell witch item is the gost. I thinking that it is the white colour toilet paper looking thing.
October 31, 2012 at 7:06 pm
Wow, my kid is scared of the dark! I think I’ll get her a ghost nightlight, preferably a handmade fire hazard from a seller who can’t spell ghost. Even better, this one is a wooden gost stuck in front of a light, so it’ll cast huge gost shadows all around her bedroom! Just what every frightened child needs!
October 31, 2012 at 7:22 pm
Why do yuo do thes to mee? I am heer to sell, not to spel.
October 31, 2012 at 8:52 pm
Where are the cats? Wait, those weren’t lol posts?
October 31, 2012 at 8:55 pm
As you can see below, I already have a scull scarf. Maybe I should convo seller re a snood?
October 31, 2012 at 9:06 pm
Ooh, I am so gonna pen and ink me some punkins for Thanksgiving! I’ll be rich!
October 31, 2012 at 9:34 pm
“I see dumb people.”
October 31, 2012 at 9:38 pm
“morehair” seems pretty accurate.
*chuckle*
October 31, 2012 at 10:16 pm
After I’ve recovered from the varying fonts, I still find it says “Does this haunted actually room stretching?”
October 31, 2012 at 10:37 pm
Does this haunted room make me look fat?
November 2, 2012 at 5:59 am
That’s exactly what I read.
November 1, 2012 at 9:01 am
I believe “Which Hat?” is the low-budget companion book to “Where’s Waldo?”. I’ve seen it at the 50 Cent Store, which is right behind the Dollar Store.
November 1, 2012 at 12:03 pm
I thought one found 50 Cent in the club.
November 5, 2012 at 3:41 pm
And it isn’t even my birthday yet!
November 1, 2012 at 12:07 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7qGtLWO_Pg
November 1, 2012 at 6:44 pm
They spelled it “scull” so many times that I actually started doubting if I knew how to spell it.