We’re going streaking! On the paper! …there’s more people coming, they’re right behind me.
My first thought was Hasselhoff + Mutant Eskimo Monkey Owl Jebus, but Ferrell works, too.
I was thinking more Khadafi + Andre the Giant myself, but hey, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
I saw Adam Sandler.
The Hoff + Adam Sandler as drawn by the Mutant Eskimo Monkey Owl Jebus lady.
me too. wedding singer adam sandler.
I was thinking Will Ferell + a steamroller…
Pretty sure it just needs a little form underneath it to help define the shape. Everything looks better as a tattoo.
Nowadays, people aren’t interested in art that isn’t tattooed on fat guys.
That guy’s on loan from the Louvre.
How is it that his boobs go up and down at the same time?
Why is that offensive? I’m genuinely curious. They appear to have cleavage above and below- I’ve never seen that before.
I’m getting the thumbs down too. Someone might be extra sensitive. I’m on a roll today offending. Whoops.
I guess my inner snark is getting Holier Than Thou.
That’s just how that guys rolls. Leave him alone. *cringes*
Thats why Bruce is the hardest working man in showbusiness
i feel like his nipples are extra something… not sure what the word is. Plump? Gooey? But they seem to be following me.
Ever since male nipples stopped contributing to breast-feeding they’ve been on the lookout for something to occupy their time that doesn’t have “twister” in the description.
how about nurple?
As long as it’s not purple, it’s okay.
I like the Moobs.
Does FTW stand for “for the win?”
So many letters, so many options.
Four Times Wrong?
Found The Willy?
Fuck Three Watermelons?
Free Tits Worldwide?
my first thought was Hoff and Tom Jones
YES! I saw Tom Jones, and I thought that I might be channeling my inner mother-in-law in Vegas.
(cuz, you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…except if you have a smart phone and Gramma’s got extra panties in her purse)
I was getting a kind of “Jeff Corwin with a jeri-curl” vibe from it.
I totally think there’s a dash of Hasselhoff in there, too.
I know the Boss isn’t getting any younger, but I didn’t think he looked THAT bad.
Looks more like Little Nicky to me.
(God that movie was a piece of shit.)
If that was Bob Ross, I might have bought it.
There ya go: Bob Ross + Little Nicky + Smeary Jesus = That
I think that’s the picture from the cover of his “Greetings from the Jersey Shore” album. If I’m not mistaken, that album came with 2 coupons for hair gel inside.
Andre the Giant should be in that equation somewhere.
Just logged in to say this. I have been defeated.
That is exactly what this painting looked like from afar when I saw it on facebook… I swear!
When I first looked at this picture, I thought it was Fezzik without sideburns…
I’m seeing a little bit of Juan Epstein from “Welcome Back, Kotter” in there.
Dang, I just posted a comment with Juan in it. I gotta read comments first! That’s definitely who I saw.
Looks like the bastard child of Andre the Giant and Adam Sandler was run over by a steamroller.
Don’t forget Michael Landon and Donny Osmond when making the family tree.
Peter Brady x Adrienne Barbeau.
WHICH REMINDS ME. If Netflix can bring us back Arrested Development, can we also have Carnivale?
They got one thing right in the title: “Summer 1982″. There’s no question about that. A state fair classic.
That needs to go out for a ride and never come back.
It would be the perfect sweatshirt for smothering someone with. If you were so inclined, that is…
Same with the “crazy neck” sand stacking thingys. It shared a booth with the airbrush guys at our fair.
I see what you did there.
+ Carmine from Laverne & Shirley
I thought it was Don Stark, Bob from “That 70′s Show”.
Yep..in his younger years…..
I legitimately thought that was Tom Jones.
Bruce Springsteen? Where?
He’s behind that ugly sweatshirt.
This is not a bad picture, just a typo. He meant to write, “Bruce Springstein”. Springstein, while not as famous as Springsteen, was well-known accountant from the late 70′s, known mostly for wearing a clean leather jacket while auditing peoples taxes.
To have your taxes done by him was truly a Mitzvah.
Like a wizard he was, with the deductions and credits!
Those were the glory days of accountancy!
Looks like someone was Blinded by the Light while making this. In the Badlands. Or maybe it’s a Brilliant Disguise?
(And that’s just the B’s of The Boss’s catalog! I’m on Fire!)
This needs to be sent down the tunnel of love, never to return!
It ripped the balls from my back but, I didn’t actually care for those ones so I guess it’s OK.
The seller said they paid “several hundred dollars” in 1982 and it took a “beach vendor” 3 days to make it. Now I know whose picture that is in the gold frame that says “#1 Sucker” on the Santa Monica boardwalk. The vendor is still spoken of in hushed and reverent tones.
I heard he sold 1400 air-conditioners in Fairbanks, Alaska. He is truly King of Salespersons.
He’s selling fallen leaves right now on Etsy and just raking it in. I mean he’s raking it in, selling them, and then raking it in again.
He’s selling “Hurricane Sandy Insurance”-you know, just in case it comes back around again. His patented selling method, called the “high-pressure system” is very circular in its reasoning and tends to work very well with suckers.
He was selling “Y2K Bug Fixes” through 2008! To the government!! And they were just AOL discs that had been spray painted olive drab on one side!!!
I hear he’s the #1 dealer of buggy whips in North America, and he counts at least 1000 non-Amish customers among his sales.
HE SELLS RELAXATION TAPES TO CATS!
HE SELLS DEVIL’S FOOD CAKE TO EVANGELICAL PREACHERS!
He sells 10-speed bicycles to hipsters.
With a “Fixie-Downer Kit” that’s just a pair of snips for the brake and gear cables. ($50 extra)
I love how the seller goes on and on about how much her sister loved this sweatshirt, but she’s . . . giving it up? For $20, even though it supposedly cost hundreds?
Yeah, something’s definitely not adding up here.
Juan Epstein meets the Backstreet Boys.
The airbrushing skill level of the artist who did this t-shirt is actually pretty good.
The problems (as I see them) are:
1. Doesn’t look anything like Bruce Springsteen.
2. David Hasselhoff called and he wants his hair back.
3. Sweatshirt photographed at an odd angle, which makes the painting look all out of whack.
4. Try as we might, we can’t go back to 1982.
Yes I realize I put too much thought into this post!
Is this place deader than usual because of the storm?
I’m going on my 3rd night without power or running water at home. It sounds like I may get it back by late Friday night. Everyone else alright out there?
Sorry to hear that, Matt. Hope your home and family are OK otherwise.
I’m far away from the coast – my thoughts are with everyone dealing with the aftermath.
Good Golly, man! You’ll be driven to lootin’ n’ shit in no time!
I just got word- IT’S BACK ON!!!! I’m gonna take so many fuckin’ showers tonight! I might just run the blender for no reason at all, too.
I’m also gonna get caught up on all those Dr. Phil shows I’ve missed. I’ll bet there were some really tender moments.
Whoa, awesome!! Go hog the RI hot water supply! (Why does this remind me of that Simpsons episope where Homer makes an air conditioned tent out of the open refrigerator…?)
If “the package store” has ice, vodka and mixer you might have a damn good reason to run the blender.
“And so, kids, that’s how Pawtucket was renamed Margaritaville…”
Did the gubmint save R.I. any FEMA or were you overlooked again?
Stay warm and unthirsty, my friend.
I never saw any FEMA stuff. But we didn’t need it, at least in my town.
When I leave work in like 2 seconds, my first stop is the package store (“liquor store” to the rest of everybody).
Uh-oh I tawt I taw Paul Michael Glaser!
I would like to suggest a Nativity Scene, in any medium, with Cornelius and Zira as Joseph and Mary; and Chimpanzeesus in the manger. I don’t have money to offer but somehow, a bitch will get paid for doing that.
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